₦airaland Forum

EmperorOlu:
I don't even know why they are building a house for a baboon, have you seen the VP lately. Damn that dude is ugly. Even a Lagos area boy is more handsome than him. I don't know why Nigerian leader are always ugly with the exception of a few.

What the VP need is a Brand new platinum cage with alarm systems.

Nigeria and Nigerians are Fxxked as long as we chose to remain silent while these people rob us blind.

The baboon resembles Obansanjo more

Crude Oil:
I hate Nigeria with all my heart!

That was the crudest thing I ever heard on Nairaland, You don't have to say it with all your mouth after all I hate Nigeria too that I always feel like crying but I still have little hope.

Chapelle.S:
Pick up Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama;It will serve a useful guide but note that it doesn't apply to the Nigeria of today.

That would work if the book was written by James Ohanefe Ibori and Edited by Obasanjo. Seriously I don't know but some sure ways include;
1)Get a god-father, like Chris Uba
2)Assign Obasanjo as campaign manager
3)Get a copy of material on how to turn a State to Dubia from Prof. Soludo
4)Start reading those motivational books.
5)Open facebook account for you campaign and invite people.
6)Be conversant with happenings in Nigeria by reading the dailies, go on Nairaland, saharareporters, and put motivational message on your FB page(wall)-giving hope to Nigerians and telling them your vision, mission and how you are going to achieve you set vision and goals if they do you the favour by supporting, bla bla.
7)Raise awareness by running adverts.
Get financial supporter (essential).
or You mean campaign against Environmental degradation, AIDS or Corruption.

Mbeki:
1. Airport security arrest him
2. hand him over to the police
3. Police recognizes him as son of the untouchables
4.Police contacts the father for settlement
5.Police turns the case on another innocent detainee
6.Police releases the terrorist off the hook.
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS IN NIGERIA EVERYDAY
NEMESIS took him to US

You have said it all.
Son of former minister, GMD of First Bank for more 10 years.

Newsreporters: where is the President?

AGF Idonkia; In Saudi Arabia market doing shopping.

Newsreporters; why don't you ask him to speak and comment on current issues including Terrorism by one Umar. and the fact that the news said that he was missing.

AGF Idonkia; I have the power to say what he will like or might want to say, between me and Turai we know exactly wht the President want to say , and we say and act it

Newsreporter; We understand he is dead and you are just covering up, what have you got to say to that?

AGF idonkia ; God forbid, He is on some sedatives and having a deep sleep

Newsrepoter; You sound like you know everything mr Idonkia?

AGF Idonkia; yes i do, I know Nigeria even before I was born, I prt of born to rule people.

Newsrepoter; Hen Sir what about the 6000Mega Watts promised.

AGF Idonkia;Hun, yes You know I told You that He was shopping in the market. He has bought A powerful 6000Mega watt Generator which is highly efficient, environmentally friendly and consumes less fuel. You can see Yar Adua administration has been great so far as we deliver what we promise, bla bla bla. Let me also add that the generating set has Wifi and remote control which shall be in Aso rock.

Newsrepoter; But December is almost over.

AGF Idonkia; My friend just wait till December 31st Okay. The logistics and installation has been taken care of.

Newsreporter; Thank you and have a nice day

AGF idonkia: and you too, make sure you publish good things in your papers and not that rubbish we have been talking about the last few minutes, have this brown envelope.

I laughed so much on the comments posted here, This shd last till next year.

skyone:
so you now eschew poverty na wa o, i expect you to be hoping for th 6000mw not thinking backward.

@ Poster
You must really be kidding to actually believe that;
1) 6,000MW would translate to better power supply in Nigeria.
2) The 6,000Mega Watts Project has not been shifted to Vision 2020.
3) Yar' Adua was not missing while He was trying to find a generator in Saudi Arabia market that would bring an end to the poor power generation and eplileptic power supply in the country.
4) That Yar' Adua is not number 1 Nigeria most wanted.

My advice for You is get a better generator with low fuel consumption, I know one which is efficient, cost friendly and has remote control.
hit me back if you consider getting one for year 2010.

Breaking News:::Nigerian President missing!!!, Will be the next Nigerian news hitting CNN headlines.
This is not Illegal because nobody has the slightest clue about His(president's) location, He is nowhere to be found to preside the handing over of the Thief Justice of Nigeria.

You mean, He signed budget from death-bed. I am not too sure if it was not signed by Mrs Alligator or Jaguda.
Since He signed, then He must have forgotten to issue a press statement, Video Conference or something for Nigerians who are clueless about him on his status.
Wait a minute! Sensitive document like that was flown out of the country what if it had been Mutlabbed in the airspace.



Please does anyone know if He is going to get paid of His December salary and other allowances.

asoderock:
Nigerians are cowards that is why the leaders treat them anyhow.
Can't you see how people pour out to the street in real countries to demand for a change whenever their interest is compromised.So you either act or shut up and endure however you are treated.

Do You think we have well trained riot police in Nigeria, Nigerian Police can not handle such situation as we see in other countries on CNN, BBC and Euronews. Pour out on the street I bet they are going to bit your ass silly unless you hand out N20 during the peace protest or whatever.

Another UMARu hitting the headline.
The Sick Politician
The Terrorist
Now the Colonel

Na friends and Family d guy they put for hin *560#.
You get promoted in Oyo State Civil Service not on merit basis but on how well you can lobby, postrate and attend parties with them.
One Alhaja Kudirat was appointed as Head of Service, someone very close to the governor (Woman friend to the Gov, has one small kid and no husband).
Ideally The most senior official in the Service should hold the post,  and in terms,of ranking she was the 7th person among the qualified permanent secretaries vieing for the post but with the grace of her closeness to the self acclaimed master of blings. She was appointed as the Head of Service 3months ago. She retired weeks ago, He has extended her appointment for another unknown period of months.
While Some permanent secretaries are still running helter-skelter to assume her post when she leaves.

@ sam milla,

This is not Thailand this is NAIRAland.

Who says Mr President is not handsome, We are expecting to hear his latest album, hope is going to have some collabos. wit Terry G, Da-grin

The true patriots

I am joining PDP right away, No immunity elsewhere

yawnnnnn

We do not want a mediocre as president but someone who is going to give hope to people and motivate us.
A president/leader (Yar Adua) should atleast be a able to give 15 minutes of unscripted motivational talk to his followers not just some kind of polished speeches and all that, I am not wishing him dead. but a question if he is patriotic and godly what is he doing in Saudi Arabia, what is wrong with LUTH, UCH, Federal Medical Centers.
@poster don't let people start throwing E-curse.

puskin:
Primate Olabayo was well known in the late 80's and early 90's for his many accurate predictions. But now, let me just watch how this prediction will pan out.
I think he's just trying 2stay relevant in the church biz.

He is not trying to stay relevant in church biz

Yaradua is probably dead,

"Saudi military police were seen guarding the hospital, which is run by the Saudi defence ministry and where ruling family members and senior officials are usually treated. "
Source AFP.

Guiding what, corpse or human.
Rebranding should start by Nigeria coming clean on the president's status. and not throw us in darkness, we are not really expecting the 6Giga Watts though.

We are waiting for 6000MW come December if you like don't come back.

I know that kind of bill is fast to be passed into law because it does not affect the masses.
The likes of Bode George should be sentenced to death by Anthrax injection.
not some kidnappers,

Nimby------Not In My Back Yard

otokx:
Any supporting links to the above Q & A session?

Saturday tribune: Page 19, 7th November 2009.

chosen04:
BLIND PROPHECY. He is only fooling himself to believe that Nigeria will pass through all these that he predicated and still remain one entity. Nigeria is finished and spitting soooooooooon.

Nigeria is not gonna separate, I am perceiving becomerich and southunity's associates here.

Primate Theophilus Olabayo is a clergyman whose many predictions about events in the country have come to pass. He predicts that Nigeria will soon witness pockets of political crises that will bring about the emergence of God-sent leader.

What is the implication of the judgment on the political class in the coming months?

God has revealed to me that the judgment is the beginning of the things He is going to do in Nigeria. God said to me that mighty men will take up arms against themselves. Such an occurrence might not happen until there is a shaking among them so that there will be so much confusion that those people who thought that they were untouchable will begin to have a rethink when they are being touched. This, indeed, is a sign of the way God is going to work in this nation. God is the one stirring the hornet's nest and as a result of the pronouncement on Olabode George, there is an impending turmoil in the country among the political class.

What the country had witnessed in the recent past was just a crisis in the Niger Delta, but with the ongoing development, there is going to be Holy Ghost fire all over the states and Abuja. And if this fire begins, how much can the political elite be able to put out or contain. That means the Holy Ghost fire is going to consume them all. And God will turn the prayers of their prayer merchants in to thunder strikes against them, too.

You said that very soon, a state of emergency would be declared in a southern-State. Can you be specific?

The Lord says that if care is not taken, a state of emergency can be declared in Lagos State .After the declaration of a state of emergency, God will raise a leader who will bring this country to judgment and after this, a new Nigeria will be born It is only God that can save our leaders because He has revealed to me that some of them will be jailed and others will be killed He said those who will eventually take up the mantle of leadership are not likely to be politicians or soldiers ,but they are going to rule the country between three and five years and the country will be like England or America in terms of socio-economical and political development.
God says that in the end, there is hope of a better tomorrow for Nigeria and at the end of it all, Nigeria will still remain a united entity and those who are planning secession or coup will not succeed.


From where will God raise the new leaders who He will use to take the country to the promised land?

God has not told me that He has limited his search for the new leaders who will save the country from the present crop of corrupt leaders only to the church. He will raise them not only from the church but also from among those who fear Him. There are people who are honest and straightforward. Will the compromise between the Federal Government and militants end the crisis in the Niger Delta? The peace being experienced in the region is going to last for a short period because the militants and the Federal Government are still going to disagree over some issues bordering on the development of the region. This is different from laying down of arms and ammunition. The crisis will precipitate a war between the Joint Task Force set up by the Federal Government and the youth of the troubled region.

What did God tell you about President Umaru Yar'Adua's government?

Well, this is a very difficult question for me. But if we should face the reality of our situation, God said to
me that the seat of the president has been declared vacant and there is no likelihood of President
Yar' Adua surviving till the end of his tenure.

I saw Nigeria in darkness, but a new dawn is coming that will usher in a new hope in the country. And God says that Nigerians should rejoice because He is prepared to terminate the reign of the present wicked rulers in the land.
God has also warned the body of Christ and all people that profess Him as their Lord and Saviour not to join the multitude to do evil, use He is about to liberate us as a nation and put an end to our 49 years of pains and sufferings.
The Lord says that the 50th year of Nigeria's independence will be that of the Jubilee and the year that He has chosen to liberate Nigerians and He is prepared to put an end to all the evils of the Nigerian leaders, both present and past God is annoyed that while millions of Nigerians are wallowing in poverty, a fraction of the country's population is busy amassing wealth to themselves. God is also not happy that some clergymen are supporting these few leaders with ill-gotten wealth. He has promised to bring them to judgment and visit his wrath on them

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They call it Arsenal =Arse+anal.

Condom is still the best as far as am concerned.

It is durable
It is easy to deploy
It has no side effects
Works well on tough roads
and its Cheap.

This must be Etibaba 9jillion promo.
Maybe they bought assorted, rebranded, vitamin A fortified, designer biscults.

still on glasses in prison .
.Igo loju Odaran

Collect your money Over The Counter, You will get charged though.

Tell me what works in this country

Has he been convicted for larceny, Fraud, Money laundering before he became a Governor?

Did He steal money from his state coffer?

Did his mistress pose for photo in court?

Some people are applying unnecessary logic to something as simple as this.
$15,000,000 = N 2,250,000,000.

I doubt if Ribadu is a Nigerian N 2.2 billion . He should even be jailed for not keeping the SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH money.

Test that with Nigerian pastors, I doubt if 20% will pass the test.

I can't remember the number of candles I burnt in my final year, I never read with light, , I still scratch my eyes till now.
My friend was using his Naija-compliant Nokia (Phone-with torchlight) to read in the night.

You won't be able to decide which one is fastest if you are on a broadband. But the best I think is Mozilla Firefox,
I am downloading Google Chrome.


==========================Congestion, Try my ass later=======================

I think It is a Prepaid card, not Credit