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Thanks Mr Fix it nice Info.

Sorry Chantis32
Alex is one of the Re-brand Nigeria Committee.

mobuch:
Thank god ,am out of that hell of a country called Nigeria

You make me feel bad I wish I was born somewhere else,

An excuse for appeal alot of people in the cell have one ailment or the other.

My medical team will always come to check you corrupt ass Bode. Just serve you term first OK.

You should serve God without disturbing others, God does not support people disturbing others.

Fashola has nothing to do with this, do say he his stepping on toes again. The LASEPA is an Agency which one of its objective is to maintain serenity and check anything causing (Pollution) nuisance to the environment. Noise is among, Apart from the psychological effects, it causes over 72 known illness.
people sue their neighbours for this in developed countries.

How long will it take for The Government to light our bulbs, At night in Nigeria you will see places with light and you would actually  think it is N£PA. But they are generators.
If these continue Nigeria will never be allowed to host and tournament again. Except they brib£ their way out

what has Mrs EFCC done?, closing down fraudulent websites and E-mail addresses.

Ribadu's excesses was cut because he was able to take down the Big politicians.
He stepped on toes and he was about to bite the finger that was feeding him, No sooner he was demoted,

sent on a course to stray him and was removed from the police force, 

Mr Ribadu worked and serve his nation diligently  and let us forget the fact that he was favoring one side.

because people caught were probed and found guilty,

Ribadu said  

“If you fight corruption, it fights back. If you go after petty corruption nothing will happen to you, But if you go

after grand corruption, you’d be taking on the politicians and they have the money. And they will come after

you, But you can choose to go to bed with them and you’d continue to be Chairman or Director, and you can

go to conferences and enjoy tea and collect estacodes. But I made a choice, I decided to go after the big ones,

even if they were the ones that put me there, I investigated President Obasanjo, I took his statement myself. I

went after his daughter, a Senator, I went after Governors, I charged all of them to court. One of them offered me

$500, 000 US and a house in Seychelles and an aircraft, but I rejected all of that. By the time I left EFCC, I had

275 convictions in a country that never had one on cases of grand corruption, I charged the Vice President to

court - somebody from my village. I proved that it can be done.”

Farida Waziri is chasing small dogs (Bank CEOs and Yahoo Boys), because they have no teeth to bite back and  

not  influential and she should not expect to get praises from Nigerian because she is chasing petty

corruption, going to bed with the politicians and so she continues to be Chairman EFCC, goes to conferences

and enjoy tea and collect estacodes.
and she deserves to be booed and stoned with eggs.


The simplest magic to perform is to put meat in mouth and make it disappear.

@abes
The Multilinks telekoms EV-DO service is live and fast in IB, I stay in a remote area and the EV-DO service is bam,
The have their own ish but I am connecting free.

kastro9210:
If they make any attempt to rig or try something funny, I will personally lead the revolutionary united force of Lagos and break away from Nigeria, I aint joking , I've got more arms than MEND!

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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Funny thing about lyfe is the good one get the bad ones.
Good people------Bad leaders
Abundant natural resources-----Bad managers
Good girls-----Bad guys.
Me--------------*I pray I get a good girl like me or close to me*

A good woman like vission is rare to find in today's world- I would say less than 2% even on this land call Nairaland.
I understand the poster's point, it is better to marry a virgin with her ills rather than marrying a lose girl with same ills. Every man has this secret desire to marry a virgin and I do not think anyone would like to marry a lady that has had it countless time with several guys. If you are guy you would know how guys discuss their past sexcapades and how times they had it with a certain girl you know.
Now imagine what you will look like as a guy on alter about to wed  and some guys whispering to themselves and smiling at you and your wife, knowing her dark past. Or imagine yourself as a first man and first lady of a state. There is every tendency that a guy/girl would still sleep with their exes after marriage, 
For me a girl would get undiluted love from me if I married her a virgin regardless of her other weaknesses than someone I have no clue on what has passed through her laps.

Virginity pays and it is not lack of opportunity. But conserving oneself, having values and fearing God and not just switching and pouncing on every D at the slightest trip, opportunity or deceit.

When I no smoke shit,
In 2007, I registered for the Voters card and did everything because they said students were not going to write exams and workers would not be paid salary. I did not see my name when I wanted to cast my vote during the F**ck*d sELECTION. I had to walk my ass back home, God knows I can not bother my ass to do any f**ckt Voting stress. except they are going to do online voting, , with my MTN freebrowsing.



Well the report of the vote so far is attached hereunder for Nairalanders.--atleast well conducted and no rigging

Has anybody approached a bank for loan? They will tell you to get a detailed business plan, which is not going be appproved and you even have a chance of getting your ideas rebranded, modified,repackaged and sold for the likes of oloto and , Collateral security you do not have and documents you can never come up with to obtain a high-intrest loan with some crazy hidden charges. So its true banks dish out loans with No credit history check, No business plan, No collateral, to people who are not into a legitimate business, I still feel its hard to be RICH in this country without doing magomago.

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It is 40kobo not 40,000

Ogaoo we felt the impact of Prof. Soludo, it was just too much,
So much money spent on minting coins and raising awareness through the media----Flopped
The redecimalization of naira -----------Silenced
Introduction of Microfinance Banks------------ Still no loans available for business starters and enterpreneurs.
Value of naira depreciated to as low as 182 against dollars from 116.

Immediately he was out of the office and Lamido assumes the office
the black-market rate almost parallel to official rate.
Mr Lamido Sanusi please don't fail us.
============================
Gunning for N118----------------------------------------> Lets go there!

Okay, oya now lets go.

Memo : World Malaria Day: FG to give two nets to each household=== x00,Million for procurement and supply.====Its all about money not for the citizens
"These are not just the traditional mosquito nets as we used to know it"
Have not yet seen anybody collecting the free net,

Ogaoo after rectification of the result  he still didn't manage to score above the pass mark. Yar Adua ===== F
Please who voted him as the class captain of this country?
Did he do any primary?
Did he campaign at all?
Did he mention any agenda during manifesto?
I'm beginning to be skeptical about the future of this nation.

Ki Olorun ko sanu.

Photo Journalist attacked in Ekiti State by the PDP members.
Good People, Great Nation

Umoru Scored 39%, Should we give him a chance to retake the course or expel him because he is believed to be incompetent, and we all know that he is

vigasimple:
UNFIT FOR OFFICE  EITHER BY REASON OF MEDICAL, MENTAL , PHYSICAL OR INTELLECT.

Now you have the Generator to pollute the environment.
Incase you don't know : Only N 501 recharge a month gives you a chance to own the pollutant below, Hurry while stock last.
This is unsightly, organisations should raise awareness on the environment, many Corporate organisation in developed countries supports the use of alternative energy, green products, and operate their business in an environmently friendly manner. But what do we have here, Na so so confusion, complete pollution in a our nation. , _Tuface

Talk the talk
GLO!  GO GREEN

@ Smithdan
Nice Pics there, was that a studio, Nice Bground, cool sp cs

God knows, the major reason why I’m desperate to leave this country is lack of security, Our leaders tend not to value the lives of the citizens.
My daddy was coming from office around 7:30PM last week Thursday (day before good Friday), when I opened the gate to see my dad in the car and five men walking slowly as if they were passing by, we suspected them, but we couldn’t decide on what to do immediately ,maybe I should close the gate and let him zoom off and come back later , but I quickly opened the gate so he could quickly drive in , before I would raise my head people that appeared to be walking away ran toward the gate and quickly entered the compound with guns before I closed the gate I realized this , I said to myself that that I’m on fire, I quickly ran to back of the house looking for where to hide  because it was already dark and I had a black singlet and boxers  on , but I sensed it would be better I escaped from the compound, I scaled the fence with a security wire which I had thought I could never touch , landed in the bush behind my house, I was wounded though, I quickly alerted neighbours.

Called an Okada to take me to nearest police station after persuading him with N50, I dropped from the Okada when another person joined the Okada at my back because they look suspicious , The thieves  were wearing Ankara and while d Muslim cap ( Fila Sabaka).

To cut the fat story thin after 15minutes of scaling the fence I finally got to the police station and I was nauseated with the sight of the station I don’t know how best to describe the station, It was as if I was in a call centre/ Video club so dull, no ray of light not  even a torch light , if I had not looked up to see the inscription I would have thought I was in a wrong place. I saw a lady on a bench outside whom I explained my predicament to, she was holding a wonky handset. I was told that nobody was around that I might have to wait because she had no credit and was asking me if I had a phone on (When saw me with singlet and boxers with no slippers and blood gushing from my hand and scars on my Leg). Then quickly zeroed them and started thinking about the people I left at home. I handed the money meant for the Okada-man to her to make the call and sat beside the Call centre, after 5 minutes the Police we called flashed back (Meaning No Credit) called the police line again and I was told to go to another police station- in Lalupon in Oyo state claiming that my address was outside their jurisdiction Despite the fact that It was still same area not more than 400 metres from my house. I laughed in pain and gave up. Then It was done on me that I had wasted my time and risked my life trying to reach the police station.

After 40 minutes, I got back home, they have been bothered  and was looking for me because they did not know I escaped and they were wondering if they had taken me along. They took the car away and inside the car, there were handsets, purse with money inside, Ice cream, Tantalizer and 89k.
To God be the glory the car was recovered after a week from Iwo town  in Osun State with some  crumbs of Chicken legs with no muscles, on the seats.
2 weeks earlier Thieves jumped into my neighbours house, which was crowned with American security wire, and found their way inside via the ceiling, before they came back from church they carted away N2, 500 and drank almost a carton of juice before they left.

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strangleyo:
EARTH HOUR??!!!!!!!!!!


Earth Hour in Nigeria all day, sometimes for 3 days!

3days earth hour in Nigeria-It seems the level of environmental awareness in Nigeria is low.

I was just lucky to see show on CNN

smile4kenn:
Its all over everwhere here with posters, tv and radio adverts, car stickers and so on,  I will be switching off my lights on 28th march from 9:30pm to 10:30pm.

Lets save our earth, let our earth feel one hour natural, Save the earth for tommorow's children. Stop! Global Warming!!

Vote for Earth!

Many Indicators have already suggested that the Planet Earth is in Peril, with the rise in sea levels, climate change, ozone layer depletion, to mention few.
Much awareness have been raised in the developed country to bring environmentally unfriendly act to halt. But what do we have here, we experience Earth hour by polluting the environment, firing the generating sets thereby releasing toxic fumes into the environment on daily basis. Over Hundred Thousands generating set are being powered by Individauls, Small Scale industries,Cooperate Organisations.
Generators are now even flaunted as gifts for promos.-----In the dailies----
Environmental Management will not bring money directly into ones pocket. But it is neccessary to handle its greeness and aesthetic values to the future generation.

On Tuesday $162
Today 26th march $165, From mallam Sabo in Ibadan
Flunctuating,

World Election is coming up on March 28th 2009.
No need for registration.
No Voters Card.
No Ballot Snatching.
No Hanky-Panky.

All you have to do is switch off your lights for one hour,Or you can vote global warming by leaving your lights on.

Nigerians, Nairalanders, rise up and lets cast our votes.

More than 2,848 cities, towns and municipalities in 84 countries have already committed to VOTE EARTH for Earth Hour 2009, as part of the worlds first global election between Earth and global warming.

The results of the election are being presented at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009. We want one billion votes for Earth, to tell world leaders that we have to take action against global warming.
Read more http://www.earthhour.org/home/

PDP, Progress.
PHCN, Power.

Ibadan Residents Panic Over Robbery Attacks

xxxxxxxxxx: You should not expect less. You have thiefing man as your governor, who prefer to use state resources and funds on his daughter's wedding rather than developing the state. His daughter was robbed of $56,000 yet ibadan people did not make noise. Where on earth did she get the money from? Sorry your governor made the state attractive to armed robbers because he lacks direction and focus.

Fine, robbery rate in Ibadan is high probably because Fashola is restructuring Lagos and equipping the police, which has made Lagos unfavourable for them.-------But why Akala and his daughter.
The news was nothing but a blatant lie-For your information the statement has been retracted by tribune news paper and It apologised---Check Wed Tribune 11/03/2009  Frontpage titled "Our Apology" the whole story about her was untrue.
she was robbed and the thief snatched away her Honda Accord--One of the cars that was presented to her as gift during her wedding by some p***t****n*.
It happened on Feb-13 but no money like that was taken away from her. The whole thing was the PRESS FAULT and POLITICAL.


I repect Fashola alot he is well read, educated and has Vision for for his state but believe me Gov. Alao Akala is trying in his own way he is still the best Gov so far in Oyo state, but he still has ample time and space to improve his works.