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Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden, Harris Condemn Attacks On Jewish Communities In The US by LZAA: 1:06pm On May 25, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
No wonder grin grin grin

YrbMzlms are well known grin grin grin

Lzaa Imhotep
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ibeju-Lekki Police station Was not Burnt, Hoodlums Burnt 5 Vehicles (Pictures) by LZAA: 8:47am On May 25, 2021
The Lagos State Police Command has tactically repelled some hoodlums
What is this nonsense na undecided undecided
Goan "tactically repel" boko haram
Eediots
Politics › Re: Oyo Muslims Protest In Support Of Palestinians by LZAA: 8:14pm On May 24, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Mufutaus mumunis nurudeen tajudeen all coneheaded structures grin grin grin

Lzaa
grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: "There Are No Igbos In The South South" by LZAA: 3:47pm On May 24, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Good mathematics...if the resident Igbos in Delta state and Rivers state are indigenes then it also means the resident Igbos in Lagos state are also indigenes of Lagos state and so therefore,they can be governor of Lagos state and also can be kabiyesi of no man's land too,thank you very much

Lzaa Imhotep
Gbam
Travel › Re: Is Lagos Becoming Nigeria's Answer To Miami, Florida? by LZAA: 4:56pm On May 21, 2021
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Afonjas and delusions
Greenback must hear this grin
Cc imhotep helinues Afamed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel And Hamas Agree To Ceasefire To End Bloody 11-Day War by LZAA: 2:15pm On May 21, 2021
barojana:
Handouts in what wayhuh The US human dev index is not even as good as that of Norway to begin with. How then can America make Israel what it hasn't achieved? US financial giveaway to Israel is only MILITARILY. It is US buying influence and strengthening an ally for a potential conflict with Iran through cash and loan. All of which Israel can do without and were post her major wars in the 70s.

Israel is in the same economic and developmental league with USA and other Scandinavian countries like sweeden, Denmark etc. It's only unfortunate it is surrounded by historically proven unfortunate Neighbours which has meant it spends heavily on defense what it could have spent on other things. Not Finland, Sweeden or any other countries can survive what Israel has survived and still remain a developed country.

Do you think it is ordinary for a country to have thousands of rockets flying across into a country and big intl corporations still stay? Let Russia fire 100 rockets across Norway that falls into sea, everyone in that country would start fleeing.
Israel is fighting and still developing economy at the same time. My hats to the Israelis. I remove my Fila in salutation.

Isreal has the second highest concentration of high valued startups in the world second only to US. It is home to the research and dev hq of most high tech brands like HP, Intel etc.
Jews holds the highest number of Nobel prizes held by any ethnic population.

It has over a thousand ultra high networth individuals which pack $744 billion in combined wealth within a population of just 8 million people packed within a country the size of Oyo state. Coming only second to UAE ($825 Billion) and far ahead of Saudi ($482 Billion) and Turkey ($422 B) and Iran ($266B).

Without no oil, it has now surpassed the UAE this year for the second highest Gdp per capita in the Middle East ($43000) surpassing Saudi, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman etc. Outside Mid east, it surpasses United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Italy and would soon topple Canada.

Israel has a 4.2% unemployment rate compared to US with 6%. It has annual inflation of 0.3% compared with USA of 1.7%. This are economic data published by world Bank.

Israel from 1948 - 2021 fought her wars SINGLEHANDEDLY. It has beating a coalition of Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi, Sudan, Syria on numerous occasion without any US boot on ground for support. Some of its replenishment during war came from as far as chezk Republic not USA.
Infact, the US draws Israel back. At least in 1973 unprovoked war against Israel, they had opportunity to capture Cairo and Damascus, save for the US which started screaming for ceasefire.

During the war of attrition, Egypt brought the USSR's ground troops and airforce numbering 20000 to fight Israel's Sinai presence because ussr hated Israel for being US ally. Israel dealt with USSR (Second Most Powerful Country In The World) on air superiority destroying several airplanes and killing their pilots till they ran away. During that time Israel did not at one time invite US. Even if it did, US would not come.

The $4 Billion US gives to Israel in military aid is not unique. It equally gives Egypt ($3B) and Pakistan ($2). For Israel, the money helps America's ally with significant advantage over Iran an adversary of USA.

Know wetin you dey talk.
Slow down
That zombie may be slow but he's right
The US protects Israel
Phones › Re: Nigerians Slam NCC’s IMEI, Phone IDs Directive: We Deserve Some Privacy by LZAA: 2:13pm On May 21, 2021
IYANGBALI:
Eyin omo Nigeria e ku iroju o
Please where is helinues
Cc imhotep greenback afamed bamite omenkalives
Politics › Re: What I Discovered When I Travelled To Benin City by LZAA: 12:53pm On May 20, 2021
Greenback:
But flokii says they are born born upandan,how come you afonjas are saying different things nah grin
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Politics › Re: What I Discovered When I Travelled To Benin City by LZAA: 12:53pm On May 20, 2021
Greenback:
Says a deeply concerned self appointed afonja minister of Igbo affairs.... Be a good boy and go look for work. grin grin grin

I am a proud Benin boy and we have no problems with the east

Lzaa Imhotep
Gbam grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Strangled To Death After His 101kg Wife Sat On His Face During An Argument by LZAA: 11:47pm On May 19, 2021
ChiefSosa:
BDSM GONE WRONG.....She should have learned from Cherokee D ass, abella danger, pinky, Phoenix Marie, diamond Jackson, Jada fire, Sarah banks, Sara jay, Nyomi banxx, layla Monroe, Victoria cakes, etc...Legends know what I'm talking about

Foreign Affairs › Re: #nigeriadecides2015 :My Message To Buhari As He Wins!! by LZAA: 9:46pm On May 19, 2021
How far na grin grin grin grin grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed bamite sarrki Simplyleo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: To Avoide Time Wastage And Tp,help Verify Who They Are by LZAA: 8:51pm On May 19, 2021
ogayoungboss:
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Na dem o grin
Sports › Re: NFF Confirms Super Eagles Vs Mexico Friendly For July 3rd by LZAA: 6:53pm On May 19, 2021
Bekermann:
Sir you might be right about Capello, but I don't think so as regards Louis Van Gaal. That man is class, although a little controversial at times. He's still one of the best tacticians of the older generation of coaches.

And also remember he's a great nurturer of talents. From Rashford to Alaba to Xavi to Muller, Badstuber, Victor Valdez. He converted Bastian Schweinsteiger from a flying winger to one of the best central midfielders in the world especially around 2012-2014 due to injuries taking away some of his pace. It's a long list.
Van gaal has retired so no chance
Sports › Re: NFF Confirms Super Eagles Vs Mexico Friendly For July 3rd by LZAA: 5:09pm On May 19, 2021
kenzysmith:
Nigeria need a world class coach in person of Luis van gaal or Fabio capello or maxillano allegri to reach the quarter finals of the world cup. We have 4 inform strikers on ground, ihenacho, oshimen onachu and simi nwAnkwo, we the second best defensive mild fielder in world football in person of ndidi, we now have a world class golie in person of Maduka okoye, we have two creators as number 10 in person of Ademola lukman and Eberechi eze if only they would say yes though adema look likely . sanusi is gradually developing to be one of the best full back in Europe, put any players in the mixed of this players they will shock the world with the right formation
Capello and van gaal are done at the top level and allegri is never going to coach Nigeria
It's high time the NFF set up a proper football coaching school not that NIS Crap
Crime › Re: NDLEA Seizes 4.9m Tramadol Capsules At Onne Port, 218.6kg Skunk In Adamawa, Ondo by LZAA: 4:24pm On May 19, 2021
brainmax2000:
this man is a thief and a scammer do not have any business to do with him he is a thief

joshua oluwaloba lokosu

0266407662 gtb

he is a thief

I was scammed
How many times dem go tell una make una no patronise all these data sellers for here
Seun had to ban them at a point
Sorry tho
Crime › Re: NDLEA Seizes 4.9m Tramadol Capsules At Onne Port, 218.6kg Skunk In Adamawa, Ondo by LZAA: 4:23pm On May 19, 2021
Dem put am inside tile carton grin grin grin
Meanwhile somebody snitched grin grin
Crime › Re: Army Deserter, 33 Others Arrested For Suspected Internet Fraud In Osogbo by LZAA: 11:25am On May 19, 2021
Adebisi Jamiu grin grin grin grin grin
Cc AfonjaConehead helinues bamite Simplyleo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Interview by LZAA: 11:07am On May 19, 2021
GIDIBANKZ:
I still have some outstanding balance in school so I can't get statement of result for now
Ohh
Ok
Student ID should do
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Interview by LZAA: 11:07am On May 19, 2021
GIDIBANKZ:
No statement of result o
Don't worry
Sha go for the interview
If dem ask you tell them you are a fresh graduate
Show dem your student ID and everything will be fine
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Interview by LZAA: 10:52am On May 19, 2021
GIDIBANKZ:
Goodmorning my Co-Nairalanders

Please I need urgent help.

I just got a call for an interview this morning from one of the "EATERIES" Fast food I applied for. What and what should I take along with myself to the interview ground

NOTE: I AM a fresh Graduate & my result is not yet Out,

Will they consider me for the job
You have your statement of result na
Use it
I assume it's graduate trainee right?
If na chicken Republic you will work hard o but it's worth it
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can I Consider Gambling As A Workplace?? by LZAA: 8:58pm On May 18, 2021
samgrath:
I don't have a normal workplace, I am betting and playing online casinos all day long. I am not losing money, can say that I win pretty good money, I have a bunch of sites that bring me a really good income. So the question is, do you think I should find a normal workplace because my family asks me so or I should keep playing?
You better save,invest and bounce o
Gambling luck no dey last
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Guys, Could This Be Real?. What do YOU think about this Giveaway? by LZAA: 8:57pm On May 18, 2021
Nigga.s no get joy again grin grin grin grin
Baba scale am down to 6k grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have Any Body Heard About Oxford Realty Solutions, How Genuine Is It. by LZAA: 2:06pm On May 18, 2021
ebig21:
Please educate me more,
Commissions as in I will market something for them, are they really into real estate
Yes boss
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have Any Body Heard About Oxford Realty Solutions, How Genuine Is It. by LZAA: 2:01pm On May 18, 2021
ebig21:
How genuine is this company, I am aware that GNLD can appear in any form
They are real but na Commission o
No salary
Politics › Re: President Buhari Received By French President, Macron In Elysee Palace (Photos) by LZAA: 7:32am On May 18, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Lzaa Imhotep unclekoboko
Sai barbarians wee not like this grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Kanu: If Taking Photo With Me Makes You ESN Deputy, Arrest South East Governors by LZAA: 6:56pm On May 14, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Better than escape thru otapiapia rat poison or run away like a frightened puppy and hand over Ilorin to fulanis and gambari emir

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Lzaa Imhotep
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Politics › Re: Why I Disagree With Southern Governors Call On Buhari For National Dialogue by LZAA: 1:36pm On May 14, 2021
Tonye is so unstable grin grin grin
But the writeup make sense
Somebody please get rid of the dead vulture seller grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed bamite
Health › Re: Final Year CRUTECH Electrical Engineering Student Electrocuted by LZAA: 3:29pm On May 13, 2021
falcon01:
That's shocking
Don't be stupid
Politics › Re: President Buhari Approves New Security Measures For S/East, S/South by LZAA: 4:45pm On May 11, 2021
Simplyleo:
E don set be dat.

Ipob pigs, ESN and UGM will soon understand that their madness was able to flourish for the simple reason that Buhari had not approved any specific measure. All along, security agencies were just acting based on discretion.

Now that a position has been taken, we will soon start seeing letters copying FIFA, UN HIV ATHIFKU PUTIN etc.

My dstv subscription has expired, lemme re-subscribe sharp sharp. cheesy
Yet you are typing this from dahomey
Christ
Zombies sha
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: "Disregard Any News Of A New Lockdown" by LZAA: 4:44pm On May 11, 2021
emperor863:
Everything is revolt, don't you know of anything apart from anarchy?. Can you do more than what you did during the nonsensical endears? Or, can you do more than what you're doing in the south east?

Well, it is not your fault. If not for the lethargic government we have in power. I wish OBJ is still the president and commander - in -chief.
Why are you clowns always calling south east
We warned you about the disaster called buhari yet you all said change
The east is not the west so no fulani nonsense will stand
Carry your cross
Politics › Re: Allegations Of IPOB Plotting To Attack Lagos Is A Lie - Nnamdi Kanu by LZAA: 1:59pm On May 11, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
We know it won't be long before someone hungry mufutaus will rant from Benin Republic IDP. grin

Lzaa Imhotep
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