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Education › Re: Ejim Chinazom Judith Graduates As A Medical Doctor In A Wheelchair In Enugu by LZAA: 10:48am On Jun 29, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Waste of time, money and resources. She won't even be smart enough to be attending to patients.

It would have been far more better of her begging on the street than this.
What sort of nonsense is this for Christ's sake
Crime › Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by LZAA: 9:07pm On Jun 27, 2021
Mufutaus on the beat
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Politics › Re: Buhari Reacts To Niger Delta Avengers’ Threat To Shutdown Oil Production by LZAA: 8:36pm On Jun 27, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
...buhari will sent ...

What an illiterate!!!!
Just imagine a giant illiterate talking about deficient senses!!!!
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Lzaa Imhotep
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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: 'No Car Key, No Chase Me' - Chidinma Is A Symptom Of Rot In Society by LZAA: 3:39pm On Jun 27, 2021
OnionBandit:
Girls from that region are always like that...

I won't forget the things my old eyes saw during my 5 years stay in Enugu. I was a young chap with a job that paid. Everywhere I went to, see as these dot girls dey drool over me..even the ones in the company of their boyfriends

In those days, their thick legs weren't much of a turn off for me. The hairy chests of course were.

Damn!

The story is long. I think I will have to open a thread for it..

Watch out for "My days in Enugu"

Crime › Re: Pastor Richard Onyekachukwu Plans His Kidnap, Demands N10m Ransom by LZAA: 5:18pm On Jun 26, 2021
E for ask im bro na
Anyways all join
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5 Countries With The Most Powerful Militaries In The World! by LZAA: 5:39pm On Jun 25, 2021
Japan like Germany have a very and i mean very docile army
Call ready to war armoes
Politics › Re: Dot Nation T-Shirt: Sen Abaribe Denies Being Arrested By DSS Officials by LZAA: 5:26pm On Jun 24, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Remove the "m" from your moniker and change it to "w" to know what you really are.... I'll give you a hint. grin


Lzaa Imhotep
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FRSC Not Recruiting – Spokesperson by LZAA: 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2021
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Family › Re: The Struggle Of Wanting A Particular Child Gender by LZAA: 12:43pm On Jun 24, 2021
Curious345:
Hnmm

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS only two 2 daughters.


Bill Clinton has only one daughter , but look at what they achieved ...


African mind is in need of deliverance
In your quest to sound intelligent you fell flat on your face
You just compared two people who live in a society where females are considered equal to men
Wtf has being African got to do with anything
The way some of you accept everything from the west to be correct i hope una no go accept hom.o one day grin
Business › Re: Kano Bakers Threaten Indefinite Strike Over IRS, Others Flour Price Hike by LZAA: 12:36pm On Jun 24, 2021
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed Monogamy
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview by LZAA: 12:32pm On Jun 24, 2021
How many times na angry
Na GNLD
Politics › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo, Akanbi: Fulanis Are Our Security, Not Our Enemy by LZAA: 10:42am On Jun 24, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Afonjaconeheads loruko temi o. grin grin

Emi o so anything o,ah. grin

Lzaa
Slaves wee be slaves grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Appointment Letter Genuine? by LZAA: 10:32am On Jun 24, 2021
My bros
No vex but you see that 400k....
E don go
Gaming › Re: Closed by LZAA(op): 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2021
Lalasticlala abeg move my ministry to the promised land smiley
Gaming › Re: Closed by LZAA(op): 5:49pm On Jun 23, 2021
Cc cao
Gaming › Closed by LZAA(op):
Good day r

Investment › Re: The Scam In The Crypto World by LZAA: 10:53pm On Jun 22, 2021
Pump and dump is as old as time na grin grin grin
Just saying
The corporate world is a pit filled with vipers
What ya expect cool
Sports › Re: Why FIFA Banned Samson Siasia By Naptu2 by LZAA: 11:36am On Jun 22, 2021
Nice writeup naptu2 but you missed a key point
Siasia was banned because of the fixing that took place in Beijing in the 2008 Olympics not even the Australia job
Try and read kelong kings and get the gist
Happy he got his ban reduced because a life ban was way too harsh
Politics › Re: PAN Nigeria Hosts Air Force War College by LZAA: 8:51pm On Jun 20, 2021
careytommy37:
There is nothing like airforce war college. What we have is National War College (NWC) now known as National Defence College (NDC)
It has been dismantled since
Each arm has it's own war College
Politics › Re: Security Officer, 6 Others Nabbed For Dealing In Cocaine by LZAA: 8:41pm On Jun 20, 2021
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Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead
Sports › Re: Ashley Young Returns To Aston Villa On Free Transfer From Internazionale by LZAA: 2:15pm On Jun 18, 2021
AstroG:
Curtis Davies was never a First team member,I prefer vividly that Martin O'Neil never played him though he was d one that signed him. He later played some games for Villa after Martin was sacked in 2010
He actually played him not just regularly
Sports › Re: Ashley Young Returns To Aston Villa On Free Transfer From Internazionale by LZAA: 12:19pm On Jun 18, 2021
AstroG:
Curtis Davies didn't play under Martin O'Neil at Aston Villa

Sports › Re: Ashley Young Returns To Aston Villa On Free Transfer From Internazionale by LZAA: 11:55am On Jun 18, 2021
mansakhalifa:
And this takes me right back to those days when Villa had the likes Ashley Young, Gabriel Agbonlahor(star striker), Luke Young, Gardner, Reo-Coker, Heskey, Petrov, Zat Knight, Sidwell, Albrighton, Brad Friedel, Guzan ...

Who else did I leave out?

But that was the best Villa squad ever (at least the best I ever saw) and the always gave all the teams in the top 4 a good challenge.

Manager was Martin O'Neill, the bespectacled Irishman.

Those were the days. Villa will never see a squad like that again. No be swear.
Curtis davies
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Scammer Name Bbee Has Been Using Our Training Program To Dupe People by LZAA: 11:54am On Jun 18, 2021
Skillsnigeria:
A harden criminal who just got released from prison name "bbee " on nairaland copy my training post and put her number there to tarnished the image of our training program and dupe people. I don't know this 419. he claims to be selling udemy, skillshare and other videos basic training course. We don't sell udemy, skillshare and other basic video course in our training institute. We only offer Professional training program created by us in our training institute. If he want to dupe people, must he use my training post, I know he doesn't have the training program, he just want to dupe people using our training program and tarnished our image. bbee, he no go better for you. Nairalander, please don't transact any business with that criminal
This ur English no be here o
Politics › Re: FG Shortlists 21 States For Pilot Grazing Reserves (list) by LZAA: 7:21am On Jun 18, 2021
AfonjaConehead oooooo
Imhotep oooo
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenneth Kaunda Dies Aged 97 by LZAA: 9:01pm On Jun 17, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
One day,he was on his bicycle going somewhere and a bush path led to where he was going.
It was lonely and there was no one around, only himself, riding on a bicycle. Not too long, from a little distance ahead,he saw a lion on the bush path and he stopped. He was looking at the lion and the big feline, already,I'm sure, thanking his God for providing it's next meal in its heart,was also staring at him...but Kaunda wasn't scared all that,he was brave and had a mission to complete..but there he was,face to face with imminent danger.. something goes wrong and he might become a TV screen superstar ,watch by millions while being feasted on by a pride!!!! No way,not me,he must have said to himself.

He made some loud sound as if to scare the curious but deadly Simba but no,Simba stood still, waiting for a chance..
Kenny then threw some sticks and other items but yet, Felix Leo still Randa gidigba..
Kenny now thought,"which Kain wahala be dis,nah,who send you come,ain't you gonna tell them say I nor dey house?"

In a final desperate move,Kaunda now gathered some courage and strength and picked up his bicycle and waved it left, right,up and down menacingly and, with the speed of sound,Simba became like a frightened puppy and disappeared into the forest.
Kenneth Kaunda was always unstoppable and always victorious.


Lzaa Imhotep adolfhitlerxxx I tried nah cool
Nice piece
Crime › Re: Man Plots Fiancée’s Murder Over ₦14 Million Promises Spiritualist ₦5 Million by LZAA: 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Please lzaa Imhotep adolfhitlerxxx biko,ejo,é sò fun mi,what is a mining industrialist Rafiu Afolabi doing all the way from Oshogbo to Benue!?

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Looking for wife oo grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Job Interview A Scam? by LZAA: 10:33am On Jun 17, 2021
GNLD bro
Save your tfare
Politics › Re: Yorubas Are The Problem With Nigeria – Sanusi Lamido Sanusi by LZAA: 3:50pm On Jun 15, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Coneheaded structures right now. grin grin grin


Lzaa Imhotep
Mufutaus won't like this grin
Politics › Re: Northern Groups: Allow Igbos Exit Nigeria Now Through Peaceful Referendum by LZAA: 3:49pm On Jun 15, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
They will finally get their wish n their dream come through of living alone with their beloved masters.... grin grin grin grin grin
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Politics › Re: Northern Groups: Allow Igbos Exit Nigeria Now Through Peaceful Referendum by LZAA: 11:57am On Jun 15, 2021
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Kaiiiiiiiiiii
Afonjas wee be confused right now grin
Their masters have had enough
Ewoooo
Afonja ronuuu grin grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Nigeria Will Be OK If Things Work Well In Lagos by LZAA: 11:18am On Jun 15, 2021
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Afonjas are just delusional
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