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Crime › Re: FBI Busts Nigerian Internet Syndicate Over Multimillion-dollar Fraud by LZAA: 11:57pm On Jul 19, 2021
Those names grin grin grin grin grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed
Celebrities › Re: People Fight For Leftovers At Obi Cubana's Mother Burial (Photos, Video) by LZAA: 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2021
PIMPAR:
Achalugo aka Audio billionaire from the land of dot. Lzaa and other wailing zombie

Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju Rebukes Joe Igbokwe: Clean Smelly Lagos Gutters, Stop Making Noise by LZAA: 1:47pm On Jul 19, 2021
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Politics › Re: Northern Lawmakers Insist Region Must Retain Presidency In 2023 by LZAA: 11:01am On Jul 17, 2021
On the one hand,these clowns reject rotational presidency yet on the other hand,they want to COMPLETE their rotational presidency grin grin grin grin
You couldn't make this up
Afonjas do the needful and apologise to the south for bringing this horror to the land
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed
Politics › Re: Igbokwe Defends Kanu's Arrest: Bandits Are For Business, IPOB Is Calling For War by LZAA: 8:48pm On Jul 14, 2021
We have since donated yorubakwe to the ewedu gobblers
So they can enjoy grin grin grin
Where is Nwanimo1 when you need him grin
Cc imhotep AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed
Politics › Re: Kanu, Igboho: We Won’t Allow Buhari’s Govt Take Us Back To 1984 – Falana by LZAA: 10:49am On Jul 14, 2021
Ibkhaleel:
Open Letter to Ndigbo,

My Igbo brothers, I find it necessary to send you this epistle – from a North Easterner to a South Easterner – knowing we are brothers, parented by the same nation.

Once upon a time, in the North East, a terrorist organisation came with a mantra not dissimilar to what some of you claim. The claims that your tribe is being marginalised. The terrorist organisation in the North East, too, whipped up the sentiment that a system that brooked no opposition did not recognise its creed. And so they wanted their kingdom.

But nwanne m, let us face it. From 1999 to date (22 years), you produced not less than three service chiefs. At the last count, Nigeria had over 370 tribes. You also produced a secretary to the government of the federation, Senate presidents, deputy Senate presidents, deputy speakers in the House of Representatives and chief executives of various government bodies.

All governors of your states have been Igbo. None but Igbo has represented you in the National Assembly and all ministers from your states have been you. Is there a ministry in Nigeria which an Igbo man has not headed?

Whereas other Nigerians, especially northerners, find it difficult to own land or landed properties in the South East, major viable towns in both the North and South of the country have your brothers as major landowners. A lot of big businesses and the hospitality sector are Igbo-dominated as well.
Now, what position has Ndigbo not held? Even for the president, has every tribe produced one?

Recall that you produced the nation’s vice president just nine years after the civil war.
Considering these, one is wont to ask if there is another meaning to marginalisation, perhaps, that only you know.
Terrorism is the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, against civilians, in pursuing political aims. United States Department of State in 2003 defined terrorism as a premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against non-combatant targets by sub-national groups or clandestine agents, intended to influence an audience.

Please check the attributes of terrorism and a terrorist, you will realise that those holding your states by the jugular are terrorists.

Simple. People complied with sit-at-home orders out of fear because non-compliance can invite death. Perhaps the only difference between the leader of the terrorist organisation in your area and that of Boko Haram is that Boko Haram’s Imam is in the trenches with his troops while your Mazi is with his family ensconced in the Whiteman’s land, feeding fat at your expense. Someone referred to him as a “made-in-China Shekau”.
What happened in our land is being re-enacted in yours now. Misguided elements among you are attacking security posts, breaking jails, destroying government installations, killing notable personalities or people termed “sabo” (saboteurs).

Terror mongers first try to demoralise security agencies and intimidate those whose words or actions can awaken the people. It happened to us in the North East.
And so our elders, out of fear for their lives, even called on the federal government to “leave us alone with our sons”. A time comes in the phase of terrorist acts when a government cannot protect the citizenry. Sometimes, people live or die as dictated by terrorists.
After shocking the security agencies into timorousness and inertia, the terrorists would turn on the civilian population that out of fear supported them at some point.
But the security agencies of a nation are not about an individual. Were they about that, then nations would not outlive the active lifespan of a human being. Security agencies are machines in motion individuals cannot halt. They are resilient, redoubtable, able to absorb shock, and they only know the nation. Chief among them is the military. The military, the world over, knows only their nation and they can do anything required for its survival. Thus a Musa in uniform will not hesitate to shoot an Ibrahim who has risen against the state. Do not then be surprised, my brother, if an Ikechukwu in the uniform of the Nigerian military shoots an Ogbonna who carries another flag other than the Green, White, Green.
And the military, as we found out in the North East, my dear brethren, treats lands they enter to flush terrorists as captured territory and the people as conquered subjects.

Ah, well, you may not believe because you have what the North East lack – a propaganda machine – and so you think yours will be different. Forget rabble-rousing journalists and bloggers and social media influencers with you who would want to push the narrative of the “unknown gunmen” (clandestine agents) or shout to the high heavens of being victimised. That never helps in such situations. In most civil wars, crushed sides almost always win propagandas. Please, try to study history, my brothers.
But anybody who can rejoice, hail and defend the carnage on innocent civilians or destruction of public property by “unknown gunmen” has lost the legitimacy to be called human. He too can kill given the slightest opportunity. His hidden name is “murderer”.

Anyone trying to divert attention from actual perpetrators of dastardly acts, as in the killing of Ahmed Gulak by the terrorists, thinks everyone is as foolish as them.
These so-called propagandists who are not on the ground in your land, but live in other Nigerian major cities are quick, for instance, to attribute every crime on earth to their bogeyman, the Fulani, but dance around when their terrorists commit heinous crimes. These are people who will be “missing in action” when the army comes calling on your towns and villages to deal with the bloodsuckers masquerading as freedom fighters.
So I pen down this epistle for you. I want you to know that when the military went into our North-East towns to flush out the terrorists, we had checkpoints a few kilometres from one another. You have the luxury of riding on Okada now and the freedom to stay out at night. Now we do not have Okada and when it started, we must be home by 4 pm. When we come out the next morning at 6 am, we must get off the Okada or vehicle carrying us at every checkpoint and pass it with hands in the air in the manner of surrender. We were a conquered people, after all.
Among any occupying force, there are always the unscrupulous – those that view the conquered people as ATMs, commandeer movable assets, regard their women as fair game and prey even on older mothers. A soldier denied family life for long may not bat an eyelid playing catchup with someone’s grandmother.
Though things are now getting better for us, we still do not have the sort of nightlife we used to have. Okada is no more. Though there are no such checkpoints again, we still have not forgotten the collateral damage that has taken from us some loved ones forever.
An occupying force out to flush out terrorists can break into any house. They do not knock and wait to be invited. They will ask all those in the household to lie down on their stomachs or face the sun. Youths can be killed on mere suspicion, women and girls violated and the dignity of parents torn in the eyes of their children. Parents will see their sons dragged off, never to be seen again.
An occupying force is always the law; seldom are they called to account. Even the armies of the so-called civilised countries have their vandals, not to talk of an African force that knows you for who and what you are.
When it became too much for us in the North East, some of our brave youths took it upon themselves to flush out the troublemakers from our midst so that we would know peace once again. And so the civilian joint task force, CJTF, through the courage of just one youth, was born. That always happens in such situations.
To the gullible youth that lends themselves to being used, the euphoria and sexiness of being called an unknown gunman and the surge of adrenaline while holding the gun can go to the head, but before long, other youths will join forces with the forces of good to hunt you down because, at the end of it all, people want peace and they will remove anyone making peace impossible.
Dear brothers and sisters, no nation just dissolves. And no leader of a nation will want history to record that his nation dissolved on his watch. We should not allow people leaving outside the theatre to prod us on a journey of no return while they are miles away, living in serenity with their families.

Anybody telling you US, UN, Israel will run to your defence is a bloody liar and your worst enemy.
I want to believe this epistle may shed light on the path some of your people want to take. My brothers, you have done marvellously well to pick yourselves up from the ashes of that terrible war 51 years ago. Do not allow power mongers to reverse all your gains by leading you by the nose into a cul-de-sac. A word, they say, is enough for the wise.
This drivel looks like something that joe igbokwe will write
FYI ,AIR MARSHALL Dike contrary to popular belief is from Delta state so igbos have only produced 2 servic chiefs during the period you listed
Politics › Re: Radio Biafra : British Prime Minister Cameron/buhari Secret Arms Deal Exposed by LZAA: 7:17am On Jul 14, 2021
This one Nigeria you sw lots are soo forcing down your throats is becoming pathetic.
Then along came sunny igboho grin grin grin
Cc AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed imhotep
Politics › Re: NAF Fighter Jets Eliminate 120 Zamfara Bandits In Airstrikes At Sububu Forest by LZAA: 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2021
PlayMaker14:
It seems the NAF wants to incurre the wrath of Sheikh Gumi (Grand Patron of Bandits) with the killing of his beloveth Disciples.

This will not go well with the Senior Spokesman of Northern Bandits who has overtime caution the security agencies not to go hard on his disciples.

I will wait for his reaction to this "Sad" news.
Where is Simplyleo when you need him grin grin grin grin
Cc AfonjaConehead imhotep monogamy
Education › Re: Killing Of Python: Alvan Ikoku College Asked To Cleanse The Land by LZAA: 5:45pm On Jul 13, 2021
Omo lala we get it you like snakes but abeg stop pushing snake topics to FP
It's becoming stale
Crime › Re: Kwara Father Marries Off 12-year-old Daughter For HP Laptop by LZAA: 5:03pm On Jul 13, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Lzaa,a coneheaded structuress is now sold for a laptop!!!!

I laff in afonja. grin
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Literature › Re: Why I Separated Myself From Catholicism – Chimamanda Adichie by LZAA: 11:50pm On Jul 11, 2021
Old and stale news
Meanwhile as for chimamanda
The church has never and will never force anyone to follow it
QED
Politics › Re: It Is Hilarious When The South Think They Are Developed by LZAA: 11:45pm On Jul 11, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
I wonder if you mallams ever read!
Do you know about Lagos state metro rail project in the 80s that would've eased transportation in Lagos?
Your Aso rock failure and dullapo cancelled it despite the fact that Lagos was gonna run it to a large extent with its own funds thru a German company. Buhari simply cancelled the project for no reason whatsoever, perhaps cos it's not in the north.
Imagine how the transport sector would've been in Lagos today if not for that evil fed govt decision.
Tinubu generated power when he was gov of Lagos state but guess what,same fed govt under OBJ seized it and poured it into the national grid cos the pro north zoo constitution kicks against such!
Tell us one federal structure that ain't in favour of the north more than the south!
10% derivation funds was earmarked for the oil host communities in the controversial PIB bill but your northern NASS members wanna reduce it to 3%!!!!
The NNPC PPPRA PPMC PTDF NIMASA DPR NPA are all headed by northerners!!!!!! There are many more of this and yet you come here asking stupid questions!!!!!

I don't blame you,I blame the betrayers amongs us south that keep empowering your retrogressive elements.

It's a clear fact,the north is a huge burden to the south.



Lzaa
"One naijeriya"stunting progress since forever
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are People Not Naming Their Daughters “delilah” ? by LZAA: 1:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
Same reason parents (obviously Christian) are not naming their daughters jezebel
Seun please work on your mods so they can bring reasonable contents to fp
Not if person kill snake we see it on FP
No sane person wants to see snake killed on FP
Politics › Re: One Simple Question For All Nnamdi Kanu Biafran Supporters by LZAA: 1:05pm On Jul 11, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
The bolded makes one know this op is just a confused joker. grin

Lzaa
"One naijeriya" is too sweet grin
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Holds Umbrella To Cover Himself, 2 Others (Photo) by LZAA: 8:51am On Jul 11, 2021
TripleOh7:
I see you're back from ban.

What is IPOB?

Crime › Re: Inside El Chapo’s Lair Complete With Hot Tub Tunnel He Used To Escape Cops(Pix) by LZAA: 8:14am On Jul 11, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
£9=250 pesos....then £1= 2.6+pesos!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

But £1= #650+!!!

Lzaa Imhotep biko bia o ..
Coneheads will avoid this grin
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Holds Umbrella To Cover Himself, 2 Others (Photo) by LZAA: 8:56pm On Jul 10, 2021
TripleOh7:
Fayose that bought boli for roadside nko?

Even Aisha Buhari sef fry puff-puff for roadside.

cheesy

Nigerians are just plain st*pid. For real.
Won't you blame ipob grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ex-colombian Soldiers, US Bodyguard Involved In Moise's Assassination by LZAA: 7:27pm On Jul 09, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Lzaa see o,they got sophisticated weapons....but they ain't sophisticated coneheads sha grin
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Romance › Re: She Cheated, But I Still Love Her by LZAA: 11:16am On Jul 08, 2021
It sha wee end in premium tears grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Igbos Taught Niger Delta A Bitter Lesson With PIB by LZAA: 8:55am On Jul 06, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
We don't want the Igbos that voted for our son twice,2011 and 2014 but we like the people who didn't vote for our son 2014! Clap for your Hari school intelligence. grin

Lzaa Imhotep
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Sports › Re: How Sport Bet Ruined And Destroyed Me For 7 Years by LZAA: 5:00pm On Jul 05, 2021
So lemme get this straight
A company sets up to entice you to gamble and you think that company set up just so you can scam it and it keeps making losses grin grin grin
Nigerians ooo grin grin
Hope the people you are trying to reach learn
Romance › Re: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by LZAA: 4:47pm On Jul 05, 2021
Who toasts a chic for 4 years huh huh
Sports › Re: Crystal Palace Appoints Patrick Vieira As New Manager by LZAA: 4:29pm On Jul 04, 2021
shyvicky:
shut up, have u seen a black lines man or even four official in premier league before? U think it's a coincidence or blacks cannot be lines man or referee?
Uriah rennie was a black ref who reffed big PL games
Football didn't start in 2005
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico. International Friendly (0 - 4) On July 4th 2021 by LZAA: 12:58pm On Jul 04, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Beautiful.

Mexico 4
Zoo 0
Happy Sunday jare lzaa Imhotep
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Crime › Re: Son Kills His Father In Kwara, Sells His Body Parts To Ritualists by LZAA: 9:03am On Jul 04, 2021
AfonjaConehead:
Shikini thing for mufutaus. grin
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Politics › Re: We Swore Oaths To Die Mysteriously If We Disobeyed Kanu - Arrested IPOB Members by LZAA: 12:50am On Jul 04, 2021
What sort of two bit nonsense is this? grin grin
Like the old saying goes if you must eat a frog,eat a fat one
Well if you must lie at least lie well
AfonjaConehead must hear this grin
Crime › Re: Son Kills His Father In Kwara, Sells His Body Parts To Ritualists by LZAA: 12:39am On Jul 04, 2021
Nawa
Cc AfonjaConehead
Politics › Re: Killing Of Girl At Oodua Rally: The Wound On The Body Is A Stab Wound - Police by LZAA: 5:17pm On Jul 03, 2021
CC AfonjaConehead helinues bamite monogamy sarrki imhotep
Phones › Re: Kaduna GSM Village Launched By Governor El-Rufai (Photos) by LZAA: 12:23pm On Jun 29, 2021
Arrewa:
Kaduna is developing!!
Shatap!!
Education › Re: Bida Poly Lecturer Lecturing One Student Who Attended His Class (Photo) by LZAA: 11:34am On Jun 29, 2021
Sultty:
school na still scam. reminiscing about myself if I had known I should have put my time spent in school to learn a trade or even turn pa of a politician I go don blow pass cry cry e no go better for naija polithiefcians
Learn a trade grin grin grin
All these kids sef
No worry school na scam
Sha don't cry when person wey GO school scam you LEGALLY because you no sabi
Smh

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