₦airaland Forum

GMbuharii:
Does he even know what Climate change is?

Just imagine the jihadist on the mic," I will reverse am por kilamate chanji Inna ZA kwantiri, walai".

Then all coneheaded structures and zmbs will now respond: "Gaskiya,psy baba!!!!"



Lzaa biko,come o, somebody is eyeing me somehow o

TheAngry1:
The 5 Southeast governors need to come together and complete this port for Pete's sake and stop blaming everyone else for their inertia.

Lagos (with the support of private investors) is building a port at Lekki. When completed, it'll be the largest and most automated in sub-Saharan Africa. Don't blame Lagos and the FG when all port activities are directed to Lekki Port in a few years.

Sunnycliff:
Abacus is not corrupt and he has never stolen....PMB, 2010

Bamz:
Lmaooooooo. My mom would of been like, "so those people that came 1st, 2nd and 3rd, do they have 2 heads?"

Clifwoods:
My team and I represented Nigeria in South Africa in 2014, we came 5th. #Johanesburg

GMbuharii:
Kaorama abi panorama wanted gej to " baboons and dogs will be soaked in blood" himself so they he and his fellow RUGArians will start shouting ICC ICC....like they did to Ihejirika who was according to them,in charge.

You are from a certain region,you perform ,they will rant. You don't perform o,they will rant

GMbuharii:
Brown envelope...
Hmmm reminds me of branRuph!

Nice one from TD


Lzaa come and see good olopa

positivelord:
am not interested in checking the name of this moda fuvcka...but wearing naija jaysey is more symbolic and it depict what (sadly) we are...

*spit*

GMbuharii:
Say no to crime
Meanwhile
This is the perfect definition and example of a perfectly elastic coneheaded structured Igbo


Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku

ChristmasBells:
Teni kpele kpele
*SISTERS CORNER*!

_(Brothers too can learn)_

I was at the park inside the bus waiting for passengers when I saw this handsome Brother coming towards the bus I was sitting, He appears so cute and Godly, he held a medium sized Bible. I guess he was coming from Church. He is even my spec (TDH gang) _winks_ . I was still admiring his looks when I heard the audible voice of the Holy Spirit says "Destroyer"!

Hearing that voice, I quickly move my eyes away and concentrate on the phone I was pressing. He came and sat beside me. "Good afternoon" he said cheerfully. "Afternoon Sir" slightly bending my neck, I answered and continue pressing my phone.

After few minutes he asked where I was going, I told him and he said that's where he was going too. "That's good". I said and continue pressing my phone.

I looked up after few minutes and caught this Brother staring at me from head to toe, I'm not always comfortable with people especially males looking at me in that manner. "Anything the matter?" I asked. "Oh nothing!" he replied smiling sheepishly. I looked away saying nothing.

He broke the silence, "Has someone ever told you how beautiful you are? He asked. " I hear it everyday" I answered. "From who?" He asked with curiosity. "My friend" I answered.
"May I know that friend of yours?" He asked further.
"His name is Jesus And He can be your friend too".

He smiled and said "He's right about you!". "Yes I know!" I already know what he's driving at. I continued pressing my phone.

Thats how he started this complement, he complement my natural beauty, the weaving of my hair, my neat scalp, my smile including my scandals.
"Spare me of all this complements please". I said politely, and really am no longer comfortable with it.
"Is it a sin to appreciate the good work of God?" He asked,

"Its good but its better if you will safe it for your future wife". I replied!
That's how he started the story of his four previous relationship and how all the sisters disappointed him but immediately he saw me his Spirit had already told him I'm the right one for him.

"My assertions aren't wrong anyways!". I replied with a stern look. "That what?" He asked with curiosity, "That spirit must be a deceiving spirit indeed!"
"Why did you say that?" He asked again.
"The same spirit that fetch you those sisters that later disappointed you, I wonder why you haven't question him all this while the reason he kept leading you to the wrong people!" I said.

Immediately, I notice the change on his face having said that but that did not even move me. I've learnt to always bring the Gospel out of every conversation. I broke the silence and said. "Bro, you need to give your heart to Jesus and quit all this gambling games.
"Of course I am a Christian, am even a Sunday School teacher!" he replied.

"That's not the criteria" I answered. "Not until you surrender all to Jesus and allow him govern your life, you can't be who God want you to be. Church attendance and workforce cannot substitute living relationship with Jesus". I further explained. "Hmm!" He exclaimed. There was perfect silence till we got to where am supposed to alight.

Then I told the driver I want to alight, he told the driver he wants to alight too. I did not even talk, I just came down _jejely_ like that. He also came down and offer to carry my load for me.

I quickly accepted because it was a bit heavy. My God has his own way of engaging people for my sake, I thought to myself.

As we were about going, he said "I like your curvy portable body". "Here we go again!" I said.
He quickly apologized and told me he just can't get his eyes off me and started telling me how much he wish to marry someone like me.

In my mind I was wondering how he manage to notice my shape inside my Mary Amaka gown, " _awon lookers association"._ They can predict somebody's shape inside pleated skirt.

Funny enough, he said he will give his heart to Jesus if I will agree to marry him.

Thats how this guy started begging for my contact, I bluntly refused. By then, I almost got to my house. After series of begging he dropped my load and shouted angrily, get lost! And turned back to leave.
I quickly replied "not when am in Christ Jesus". On hearing that, it was like I fueled the fire of his anger, He just eyed me and hissed.

_~Na so the brother come resemble Satan for my face_~, the look on his face really look like when Satan already lost the battle. Kaayah! Its good to walk in the spirit.

#fiction

Indeed, many of us experience this occassionally if not on a daily basis!

That's the beginning of what landed some daughters of Zion on the bed of immorality and ungodly relationships.

How much of God did you consult in your daily decision? Have you not automatically switch off your spiritual senses now that he has promised you marriage?

When did daughters of Zion suddenly become prey in the hands of playboy?

Hey Lovey, calm down first!
You can't find a partner when you are yet to discover your purpose? Why the rush in finding a soulmate when you have not found your soul?

Your purpose will literally select who will match into Divine purpose with you, come off this rush and desperation!

You don't deserve a wolf-in-sheep clothing glorified fornicator who cajole the masses by church attendance, eye service and empty "skabosh".

Don't on the hotspot of your emotions for pigs in sheep clothing while you switch off the WiFi of your spiritual senses, never you allow your sight block your insight.

Some Sisters will even dare to date a chronic unbeliever with the motive of changing him. "E Pele, Assistant Holy Spirit, awon women of faith!", the faith that did not boost your spiritual muscle, how did you expect it to change a man?

You will be hearing words like "I will fix him", "he will change by the time we get married". Biko, what are you fixing? Are you his spiritual mechanic? You that have not fix your prayer life finish, you want to fix a man. Ask those who dare it yesterday how they are enjoying the cool breeze of punches and silent tears in their marriage.

The Scripture says "two cannot walk together except they agree". Don't think you are wiser than God
Don't allow marriage mar your destiny, you deserve the best from God. Concentrate on becoming the Best of God and be sure to get the Best from God!
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kaorama:
Whatever he Is, he put us into this mess. His inefficiency and weakness made it possible for Buhari to crawl back to power. He refused ro listen to people who mean well for the country and fight for the masses, even if it meant doing one term. He was not in charge, not because he was old and physically weak but because he didn't know what to do with power. He handed over the machinery of his govt to Northerners, even the party and INEC and they paid him back appropriately.

OfeAchi:
Son is schooling in 9ja because his mother is a yeloba muslim.
Hypocrisy Fulani herder.

gwarotango:
Who dash monkey banana presidency? Tufiakwa!

Davidasi:
Go and marry sister,you are getting older,don’t say I did not tell you that toto will soon décompose because too much washing, thank u . Make I go smoke cigar for balcony

gwarotango:
LZAA Immhotep

immhotep:
Gwarotango. right now.

Cc lzaa metaphysical adaibeku gmbuharii

GMbuharii:
No wonder nairaland is somehow free of nitrogenous ewedu and acidic gbegiri gas....they yaff all disappeared to mowe Ibafo IDP o...


Za pia op pulani izza zha beginning op wisdom por some feofle with Conehead


Lzaa immhotep da'lla zo na,mana..

jayfolarin:
GEJ and his gang of thieves were an absolute disaster. There was freedom of speech yes, but there was more freedom to STEAL especially at the top. They were gonn run Nigeria finances down the gutter had they not been kicked out and I have NO REGRETS being a part of that process. Sowore was right!!!!!!!

Gej's disastrous performance in office pushed Nigerians to Buhari whose propaganda machine convinced the majority that he was now a reformed Democrat. We were wrong and we admit it now. To err is human.

You cant fault sowore's stance against GEJ. The same way he went against GEJ is the same way he went against abacha, babangida, and now buhari. He's persistently been on the side of the truth and constantly fought the political class for the masses. I am yet to see anyone with any concrete proof of corruption against the guy. Not even Gej's houseboy, con-artist Pastor Reno was able to provide any proof of corruption against sowore

KingOfAmebo:
Inside life...Sowore used his media might saharareporters.com to ridicule former President Goodluck Jonathan not knowing the cane used to flog the first wife is still properly kept for the new wife...Buhari must make sure he rots in jail dan iska.

Obasanjo, Saraki, Atiku etc all forced Buhari down our throats now they are regretting it...i am patiently waiting for Tinubu's turn.

Buhari till 2098...Nigerians never suffer reach.

Final bullet:
If you supported Buhari and you are now complaining, God punish you.

Tblesd:
They call them cowards but they represent the country in any competition that involves physical combat. Anthony Joshua, Israel Adesanya e.t c God bless Nigeria! Amen

Shawnnn01:
Yoruba Amaka !
Yoruba to the world.

Chukwurah003:
Na person born this one too. Amazing

GMbuharii:
Coneheaded structures haff heard and seen three names that's if significant interest to them just like their beloved amala and ewedu....your guesses are as good as mine.

Soon they will flood this place to tell everyone the life history of these three people and fill the arena with their nitrogenous ewedu and sulphuric acidic gbegiri gas



lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback

GMbuharii:
"I blame ipob,I blame the Igbos"..


But lzaa immhotep,CHANGE izza very sweet,o.

GMbuharii:
Team Tacha

Team mini Otapiapia

Biko,wias lzaa,o

MetaPhysical:


Igbo cant even dominate itself, talk much dominate others.

Afamed:
You deserve 10 year ban for derailing this thread.

Afamed:
And Zamfara Governor is from Kowa party?