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demisig:
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loooooooooooolz

taking care of them as how Se u b nanny ni abi wen u start to dey baby sit grown up Lady for middle of d night for dat matter ....


infact your pastor must hear this

demisig:
Hahahs...... u wicked oooo...wat do u do at night den?

kristina1:
Love portion ke?

Enegod:
this is madness!!

missberrypop5:
What if my best friend is a lady? how can she become my boyfriend?

iceberylin:
just show up Naked

deinma6:
Yea ur ryt bt sumtyms d guys pushed d gals 2 do dose tins.nt all gals love 2 cheat

deinma6:
Yea ur ryt bt sumtyms d guys pushed d gals 2 do dose tins.nt all gals love 2 cheat

saintuu:
Ehn! U want 2 tell us gals re d ones chasing u rite.? Badt guy

Geeblaze4:
a lady smiles gleefully if she likes you but if she does not she frowns...and she will tell you some things about herself voluntarily without you asking,and if you always chat,it doesn't get Boring except if she's a level 0 introvert

Geeblaze4:
sit down there and be looking for a straight yes,don't you know girls don't like saying it that way cos guys will think they are cheap...a lady stylishly says yes when she ask you to give her some time

AmberQueen:
Sorry for d dude who will judge me wit d above criteria...

I can see thru men.
*rolls eyes*
#Oh yes,I can!

As for d inflictin pain part,just try it.

HighIQ:
Pink lips ko pink lips ni. That is not attractive at all. It is not easily notice esp if you are light in complexion.
Thick and bushy eyebrow is the hottest thing ever! Many ladies love this part so much! I once read about a girl on yahoo answer who claimed to have masturbated secretly during English class to the thick eyebrow of one of her class mate who is a boy, she said she couldn't help herself but to touch herself. As she was really turn on anytime she sees one. Even on twitter go and search word like "thick eyebrow guy" "eyebrow fetish" etc you would be surprised that virtually all ladies find it attractive. esp if you found it on a guy it fits. Nigeria girls really loves it. Thick eyebrow has a lot of psychological and emotional interpretation. It is often hereditary and can't be obtained manually,this make them special. I often laugh when many ladies use eye pencil on their thin eyebrow to make it thicker.

PerfectlyPerfect:
I didn't sleep with her, she slept with me

unclechem:
20 she is my old friend in school and wants me to help her get a job

hapiness44:
I dated this guy for four years,we had great plans together,then during his service year,(I served two batches b4 him) he told me he was pressured and broke up with me,within two months,he had a new girlfriend.
Now he is back ,and he is using these lines for me, 'I cannot afford to lose you', 'its you I want'..my question is this,how am I sure he means those things he is saying? He might just want to have his cake and still eat it..PS: I have moved on,but I am not seeing anybody yet.

AreaFada2:
Lol@ excuses.
Monogamy is a social construct not biological.
Sooner or later, nature wins. Even with the best intentions in the world.
Fidelity is an aberration much like albinism.
Yes I know, many people especially some ladies are allergic to a lot of truth. This is one them.
If not why do the "best" of their generation cheat at one time or the other? Mandela in early years, JFK, Clinton, Jesse Jackson, John Major. All our politicians in Nigeria have harems, even those that publicly show off one wife.
Think about actors, actresses and pop stars. Pastorpreneurs are not left out.
Infidelity among gay/lesbians is even reportedly higher.
If David & Solomon in the Bible upon all the blessings and Favours God gave them could not manage their joysticks, mere mortals today have little hope.

DuchessLily:
The serial-cheats be like " dey don't mean any thing to me , its u I love..sex is not love".
The arogant and unrepentant cheats go " I am a man, I can sleep with any girl I Want"

NewNigeriaMind:
Guy what is the meaning of this stupiid thread now!!!

Dontintin:
Come on.
I have a problem with 2 and 6.
U don't think privacy is a thing people cherish. Does it not strike u that it is one who does not trust (maybe because of such a person wayward ways) will go after the phone trying to catch the guy in the act. Really that is the dumbest way to catch a cheat. Anyway I like my privacy and don like being mistrusted. Hence I will keep saying don't touch my phone.
And sometimes some professions really keep guys at work. Would be nice if the wife came to spend sometime at work waiting for him to finish. Maybe if there is a lounge nearby or an eatery while he completes the work.
Lastly ladies should try and pick a good man and then trust him. If he cheats you will know.

unibenstudent1:
start with urs

unibenstudent1:
Any useful advicer on board?

jahbiz:
This is y I prefer open rlationship, it saves me of many of the headache you mentioned up there. olosho saves you of all except Hiv/aids and std.

babyPromise:
Tnx maamin,but i dnt lyk dose things,notin interesting about dem at all

Wyclefniranz:
chaii........my God what is nairaland turning to,all dis guys are saying what dey have been doing stylinly