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So he only dump it in a dust bin and works out of you?..that guy must be nice then

If na me ehn!..i go just wait till in the nite..then i go use the cloth strangle you

Na the type of babes that give one singlet and two boxers as gift and expect a Range rover sport in return

Adaeze003:
Lol... m as natural as they come... buh live n let live jor, why carry pessin matter for your head?

Abii O..beauty is not always in fair skin.

But I like the natural fair skin sha!

Why is Op a male ?

Anyways!

Work on yourself and pray...set out your values and be responsible the Mr. right will come along in no time.

Adaeze003:
I dunno which is more shocking... that girls bleach or that girls who don't are so bitter about it

When u see something like this coming from a lady..just know that one yellow bleached looking thing has stolen ha man away!

But I also wonder why some of this girls think guys love fair skin..so they just start lightening up, that's how they will go and marry a fair looking guy then end up giving birth to dark skin child..and mother inlaw will start asking why her grand child is not looking like her son.

Queendo:
To me fondant is d easiest. Royals is complicated and messy.

Royal is not complicated..coz it requires less ingredient and tools to make

But fondant on the other hand is complicated but not messy and it comes out neat.

Queendo:
I don't use royal icing because I hate eggs, I use fondant all d way.

Fondant is nice sha!..but Royal is faster and easier

ammyluv2002:
You neva hear of London guys wey dey sleep under bridge? My neighbour's friend always task him for cash as in some of them beg a lot cause they have nothing doing but refused to come back home( pride) Home base or London base has nothing to do when choosing a life partner

Most naija girls would have falling for the london guy before she realise he sleeps under bridge, besides nobody sleeps under bridges in london.

mimiejacobz:
What does a Londoner av to offer that a home based guy can't offer of which majority of the home based guys are stil more richer n caring dan the so called Londoners abi u Neva c babe wey stil the do long distance marriage cos she marry Londoner wey Neva fit d able to sponsor her to come ova

Shushhhh!...because you never jam ok!
Na so we dey hear but the reverse is the case when u are opportune to meet one

Am so way beyond that list sha!..ako mi ti poju

merit12:


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I will have to observe my bf again to notice dis silly behaviours


Nd come back to tell you how silly he behaves maybe


I was here @2pm

Watching d op with my 3d glasses

maga alert

Looks like I need to steal those 3d glasses

VickyyB:
That should be if i'm married.

Good for you

Weah96:
Cultish things. Jim Jones would be proud.

Well his dead now!

VickyyB:
Mtcheew.
Must i give him sex b4 he spend on me?
Not all guys are like you.

Must he spend on you before you give him affection

Not all girls are like you

VickyyB:
Number1 is eww.

Who wants to marry a poor man?

He must be able to be taking me out every week(s).

You must be able to be giving him at least everyday

First of all did u bleed when u used your fingers for the first time?

Being dis-virgin is not all about poppin the hymen..is all about the first time something(be it finger or joystick) went inside your kitty-kat

iceberylin:
Thats cause you gave yourself your virginity

yeye dey worry u

Our girls are not vewy social even for a plain convo

*Passing by and singing Lucky Dube's 'Money Money Money*

No problem..i will be glad to teach her given that she is looking hot with all the curves in the right places..it will be titled "Love and Kitchen"

#TeamICanCookVeryWell

See them all yelling "I like no. 5"...

Let me counter it with dis one

A girl that loves you should show you affection even without money

Queendo:
I know of butter but not water, I've never tried water on royal icing, but for fondant I use water. So what is d proportion of water to d egg white.

Yes that is why I said little..depending on the quantity of the icing...11ml water, 8ml egg white to 450 grams icing powder is cool.

Besides I hate egg white in icing they stink
I prefer just little water and butter.

Queendo:
No water for royal icing oh!!!!!

My dear there is..you can also add butter if u dont want it to look dry

I bake very well

Whatever happens to "chop and clean" mouth

*blows whistle and works away*

Nigerian made phones?

Hehehehehe...nobody prescribe this bum-bum pad for her?..perhaps she wanna look like Kim K ...yimu!

badoolee:
Gave up on lukin 4 dat dream man jawe,big ass been atracting d fake niggas since 1960
So ryt naw,av gat beta dreams
Ion nid to kip daydreamin abt dat perfect nigga

You see that is why I dont judge u by ur post here..hav fun my dear

Chiadanin:
Hmmm.....I heard this exact statement before.

Its from a rap music I heard on a pandora station while I was working out.

I recall chuckling; wot a catchy phase and catchy tune fot workout.

Nice. Now I am officially late for my work out classes.

Looks like you like rap music..same here!

avuekwe:
and the explanation will be mumbo jumbo that you'd get a splitting headache just trying to decipher the truth. I so hate that line.

..another special line.."baby I can explain"

RomanyChi:
"Relax, I'm just helping her with visa to Poland"

are you an ambssador or travel agent?

babyPromise:
YES

Hello!, how are you doing?

Plus little water..

demisig:
lol.....badooo...... I go fit trust Olamide past u ooooooo