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10 THINGS MEN SAY WHEN THEY ARE CHEATING!!!

#1 She’s Just a Friend...
You discover he’s been talking to someone new, who is a female. He hasn’t said anything to you about her before you finding out about her and when you ask him if you can meet her, he objects. It’s because she’s really not a friend, she’s a #girlfriend.

#2 Respect My Privacy. Don’t Touch My Phone...
He doesn’t want you to touch his phone for fear that you will either see text messages from her or that she will send one just as you pick it up. He may even have pictures of her on his phone.

#3 You Are Cheating on Me, Aren’t You?
Yes, men who cheat will accuse their partner of cheating. Why? It’s because they start to think, “Well, if I can do it, she could do it too.”

#4 You Aren’t Good Enough...
All of a sudden he pokes at all of the things you do wrong and you have no idea what his problem is. He can’t cheat if he loves you or he thinks that you are good to him. So he makes himself believe that you aren’t good enough for him and that’s why he had to turn to someone else. In reality, you are more than good enough.

#5 I Can do My Own Laundry...
At first, you might think he’s being sweet for helping you out. Unfortunately, he’s doing it so he can hide his soiled pants, perfume smell or some other evidence of his liaison with his lady friend.

#6 I Have to Stay after to Catch up on Work...
All of a sudden he has more work than he knows what to do with and he can’t come home when he normally does. It’s because he’s not really at work, instead he’s meeting with his girlfriend without worry that you’ll catch him.

#7 After he is Caught...I Still Love You and Want to Be with You...
He says he loves you and wants to be with you; yet, he strayed and told someone else the same thing. It’s because he wasn’t having the affair because he didn’t love you anymore, he had it because he was disillusioned from reality.

#8 I Didn’t Want to Hurt You...
He’s right, when he went out to have the affair, he wasn’t thinking, “I am going to sleep with this other woman because I want to hurt her so incredibly bad.” Instead, he did it for his own selfish reasons without giving any thought to how it would hurt you.

#9 I Don’t Want to Lose You...
In his last attempt to salvage any type of relationship with you, he may blurt out that he doesn’t want to lose you. You might think, “What did you think would happen when you chose to cheat on me?” Again, he never tied sleeping with someone else and losing you together. This may be a complete shock to him that you are actually leaving.

#10 She Means Nothing to Me...
She might not mean anything to him or he’s lying. Usually, men who have affairs may not have wanted to get involved emotionally, but after sleeping with them multiple times, feelings start to develop. So, in most cases, he’s lying that she means nothing to him, what he really means to say is that he doesn’t want her over you.



http://shymagazine.com/shy/10-things-men-say-when-they-cheat.html

Actually ladies are also guilty of some of this cheating excuses. I will get attacked by the guys for this anyways ...but,i mean who hasn't got His/Her hand in a cookie jar before?

Cholls:
My brother number 3 and 6

yorke1:
Catch feelings then depending on the girl, i will know if i will apply number 6.

Hehehe..you na badt guy O..the win win situation abii?

IamLEGEND1:
No.1,234,567.
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Haba only you?

iamodenigbo1:
I don't belong here

Where do you belong?

True, but I think that they may discover that the frequencies that they are NOW calling ultrasound will turn out to be audible sound.

Which ever way Ultrasound remains a sound above the human ear..if it is audible then is no longer/was never ultrasound.

I am talking about clean, high pitched signals. I associate charges with uneven crackling.

No matter how clean and high pitched the signal is, it is still as a result of charges (flow of electrons)..is rather in sync as long as there is no sub charged body in contact. In contrast to this for example. Electrolyte and metallic surface(in the case of welding)

sinequanon:
It is no surprise to me that some infrared capability is present. However, I believe that intent is required for things to develop. So, we must pay attention and make use of the capability for it to develop. I believe that we can also detect some ultra-violet light and definitely detect ultrasound. We simply don't pay attention and these things become or remain subliminal.

Some of us can hear the sound coming from electrical networks (I can). Other people cannot. I think we have a number of latent capabilities.

When I said ultra sound you should know what ultra sound is..ultra sounds are sounds that are above the human hearing aid.


Well it is possible to hear the movement of moving electrons because of charges.

Diffdeef:
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.

Gbam!!!

Think money you think women

Think women you end up loosing both...

*chops knockle*

Really! So our naked eyes are evolving so we could now see I.R lights?

When will our ears be able to hear Ultra sound?

Perhaps this could help a great deal in detecting boko girls with IED under their hijabs

Atheist and fables..Xmen comes to mind! Smh

Dry not lively...? and you no tell her say your joystick is a different ball game entirely and is wet and lively

Nawa for this girls them sef! *sips lacasera*

Seriously there are guys that have no romance in their system, I for example. Am the hardcore type.

Guys lets hear from you..from those that

-Catch feelings
-Gigolo's
-One-night standers
-Cassanovers
-Bleepers
-Ladiesmen
-The hit and runz

Oya! Drop your comment, no space booking, no insult..lets see how many romantic guys are on NL

'Otapyapya' (in my ex 5alive) that's my very simple way to end a relationship Peacefully.

*works out of the door*

Not just pink lip, Am also pink down there


















Common look up my friend.

Midehi:
Yes very attractive cos my boo has pink lip

And when it eventually becomes black..u swerve abii?

Smh.

lilmax:
From tall guys to pink lips, what's next?

I guess the next thing will be guys with hairy nyash

These chics are so not sure of a thing...hmmm!

*gets a mirror to check if lip is pink*

Ummm!..Please what is virginity?

chymystique:
gosh! In as much as I don't ve any probs reading epistles but this is damn too long and boring!! Wait oo did u say you both are 35? ... Hmmm, na wa oo..all these headache for one man whom its so obvious doesn't love you.. You both ve so many issues esp the libido difference.. Madam, I think its time for you to call it quits. Then try and sort out your fertlity issue alone.. You can still ve a baby through other means after your treatment. Am even wondering why you really want to ve this man's baby cause to me he is just a loser.. Unless you desperately wanna be his baby mama cause it seems even in the near future he won't be ready to marry you

You must be really intelligent from the rare..you just heard the story from one side and you already vomiting this rubbish

According to the OP does the guy sounds like a looser or a catch she cant loose since she is already in her 35?

@OP whatever it is you just need to talk things over with your man and try to be less defensive and be more objective and civil. Wish you all the best.

@Op, is selfishness and self-centerdness dey worry them, but God pass them sha!


#TeamAmNotRomantic

Onyiclara:
I don't need a guy's beauty. If u don't have d brains (smarter than I am) u'r useless to me.

Bwahahahaha...what if his pocket is smarter than you..you know what I mean.

html14java:
Brains


#charityComment.
...

See this one just shout 'brains'!...like they dont do the tall, dark, and handsome, most of all how heavy is the guys pocket.

Brain kor brain ni

Atheist always playing smart, meanwhile they are completely opposite of what they think they are.

@Op, just be nice to your atheist friend. The life you lead will reflect the light of God in his life someday.

Shalom aleikhem!

So you think they will come and tell you that it is true

Tips: Kindly blow yourself up and find out for yourself

Here we go again. Another deluded, faith confused and insecure lost muslim fela looking for his already dead and gone self proclaimed prophet in a controversial so called corrupt book. Smh!

For your information, king Jaja of Ukpobo and Gandhoki the father of Garba were also mentioned in the bible. Nonsense

Freksy:
Can Satan not also send prophets? If he can, therefore, Satan is the almighty God.



All spirit sons of God(including Jesus, his only begotten} existed before all flesh on earth. They(including Jesus) are not from this world of fleshy mankind. Therefore, since angels are not from this fleshy world of mankind, but from above(heaven), are they almighty God(s)?



The father made a covenant with his son respecting His kingdom. God appointed him to serve as king in his(father's kingdom). Based on this, Jesus, as a king designate can describe such kingdom as his own. If you have been appointed as a king, by virtue of such appointment, the kingdom is yours, but is no proof of your almightiness. Later, Jesus extended the same covenant to his chosen disciples. They too will be kings and judges. See below:

28 Ye are they which have continued with me in my temptations.

29 And I appoint unto you a kingdom, as my Father hath appointed unto me;

30 That ye may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom, and sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel. Luke 22:28-30 KJV.





That statement simply means Jesus existed before Abraham - thus, older and greater than him. Nothing in that statement suggests Jesus claimed to be the almighty God. The Jews did not believe Jesus was sent by God - was the promised messiah. They regarded Jesus' statement as blasphemous and utter disrespect to the man whom all Jews adored so much - Abraham. Hence, they attacked him.



God created him first, and thereafter used him to create other things. So, he was there before creation of the material heavens, and of course, the earth and all the things in them.

We don't share things with oneself, but with something or someone distinct from us. The son shared the glory that belonged to his father. A son having a share of what belongs to his father is not unusual. Yes, the word share shows they are separate entities/personalities.

The authority was given to him by someone else - his father, a superior being. QUESTION: Can authority be given to someone who is truly almighty God? That would sound blasphemous! Thus, Jesus is not the almighty God, but the son of the almighty God.



The question again: Can someone else give authority to the almighty God? NO!!!

Jesus will be the chief judge because he has been authorized to serve in that capacity. It's no proof of his almightiness. Recall that he will not judge alone.

Apart from the striked word..Coz it was not very clear or made known in the bible if Christ was created. You are very very on point and I agree with you totally.

I wonder how some of you christians claimed not to be catholic triniterian but believe strongly in three co-equal God as one HOW? For Godsake How?

Jesus never claimed to be equal with Yahweh his father...this is a big error that needs to be erased coz is scaring away people that genuinely want to seek God

Nice one Freksy. HaShalom Aleikhem!

AlBaqir:
The topic of this thread is about John 3 :16. And my question is perfectly fit in. How does his question answer my question? Its a ploy to divert the subject. Sorry I don't buy it. You are free to open a thread on his question, mention me and I will give you a direct answer.

Yes his answer fit perfectly to your question..i dont have strength to create any thread..thnk u!

Rilwayne001:
Not only kogi

i'm from sambisa few kilometers to chibok



Because I don't know you, did I





Parkwell abeggg.

Lubbish … or maybe in your dreams



WaShalom aleikhem

Calm down before you get H.B pressure jaré... typical of a muslim brethren, dont push your luck jor!

AlBaqir:
So what makes you believe in the claim of John that he was truly inspired by the holy spirit?

Question

malvisguy212:
what make you believe in muhammad story when he claim an angel visit him? Who was his witness?

Answer

AlBaqir:
This thread isn't about Muhammad (peace be on him and his household). So I see no reason to reply your defensive way of dodging a question that concern your faith. Its a free world. If you can't answer, you admit.

Dissatisfied remark

Why?..because truth was shown to him what make you to ask that silly question in the first place. Was that the topic of this thread?

Rilwayne001:


And whats going to happen if i do?





ONIYEYE

With the bolded I guess you are from Kogi state..why wasn't I invited to this party,anyways I see you becoming a Christian soon.

HaShalom aleikhem

Sorry for late reply.

1. When i called Jesus Yahweh i lied not cos the scriptures say so.

No pls! the scripture never called Jesus Yahweh..but the Son of Yahweh. Father cannot be the son of himself, you are in great error..Jesus died and rose again but Yahweh did not coz he is immortal God.

The Almighty Yahweh Himself said in Isaiah 45:22-23 " Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is NON ELSE. I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto ME every knee shall bow and every tongue swear." That was Yahweh. He said by Himself that there is no other beside Him. If that is the case it logically means no one can lay claim to these words except Yahweh Himself. No one can command worship except Yahweh.

Of-course that is Yahweh and there is no one like him in Luke 18:19. Jesus said
"Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone.
Numbers 23:19 "19 God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?
Again in Isaiah 45:5-6 "5 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:

6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else."
How be it, you will end up putting 3 in 1 or 1 in 3 like a triniterian.

Now look at Philippians 2:10-11: "That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, of things in earth and things under the earth. And that every tongue should confess that Jesus is Lord, to the glory of God the Father." There! Two Gods/Lords/Yahwehs? nah! Same person, He took upon Himself flesh doesn't mean He is made up of separate persons.

Why didnt you start from verse 9 of that same chapter hun! So we could all read the part where it says "9 Wherefore God(Yahweh) also hath highly exalted him(Jesus), and given him(Jesus) a name which is above every name:

Who is exalting who in that verse? An2elect2
How about John 14:28 "28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I."

Isaiah40:3 "The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, prepare ye the way of the LORD, make straight in the desert a highway for our God." The LORD is Yahweh!

Here is Isaiah 40:3 "3 The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the LORD, make straight in the desert a highway for our God." I wonder how u ended up with Yahweh in that verse.
..looks like you are confusing the use of 'Lord' and 'God', remember Jesus was given authority and name above other names, he represent God the father in all aspect of his ministry and also receives praise and worship to the glory of God the father..Jesus was called Lord and God too in the scripture..same way the father was addressed but that does not make him the father..everything Christ did he does by the authority of his father who is God over all.

Aha! can you remember this? John the baptist.
Matthew 3:1-3. Read it up. Who was he making way for? was it you?

Good as you can see Matt 3:1-3 is in sync with what I am saying above, it reads:
"1 In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,

2 And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

3 For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias(Isaiah), saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight."

John1:1 The Word was God.

Yes the word(Jesus) was God and was with God(Yahweh)

John1: 14 The Word was made flesh.

Yes the word of God that was with God was made flesh not God himself as in Yahweh...the word(Jesus) of God that was with God(Yahweh)..take note of 'with' in purple..denoting something was WITH another..making them two separate entities.

The Word was revealed in flesh and called the Son of God which is God in flesh. God begat God(Himself) in flesh. Simple.

Where did the scripture says God biget himself?, will you quit being delusional and confused already! even my 6yrs old nephew wont say this rubbish..John 3:16 didnt say God biget himself

"Without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH, JUSTIFIED IN THE SPIRIT, seen of angels,PREACHED UNRO THE GENTILES, BELIEVED ON IN THE WORLD,RECEIVED UP INTO GLORY" 1Tim 3:16.

The God referred to here is in the person of Christ..read your bible properly my friend

Jesus was both God and man. His divinity was 'clouded' by the flesh on Him. He is not just Mighty He is the Almighty,the Alpha and the Omega. The Only one true God. Rev1:8. He is the same as the Father Isaiah9:6.

Lets see what Isaiah 9:6 called Christ..6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
You dont have to twist the scripture to drive home your point...Jesus was never referred to as the ALMIGHTY GOD.
Here is revelation which you fail to quote from verse one
Rev 1:1-7 "1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:

2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.

3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne;

5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.

7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ."
....Did u noticed the order which the revelation was passed down till the angel in bold.? or you want to tell me it was the angel that referred to himself as the Almighty in verse 8 of-course not..it was God the father all along. Now back to the bolded in red...I want you to explain what you understand with no multiple words or diversion or selfish twisting of scripture,what that statement in verse 1 is saying? lets see how you arrived at thesame person being God(Yahweh) and Jesus..how?

Cant continue for now will have to be up early tommorow.

Will be waiting

An2elect2:
Sorry for late reply.

1. When i called Jesus Yahweh i lied not cos the scriptures say so. The Almighty Yahweh Himself said in Isaiah 45:22-23 " Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is NON ELSE. I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto ME every knee shall bow and every tongue swear." That was Yahweh. He said by Himself that there is no other beside Him. If that is the case it logically means no one can lay claim to these words except Yahweh Himself. No one can command worship except Yahweh.
Now look at Philippians 2:10-11: "That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, of things in earth and things under the earth. And that every tongue should confess that Jesus is Lord, to the glory of God the Father." There! Two Gods/Lords/Yahwehs? nah! Same person, He took upon Himself flesh doesn't mean He is made up of separate persons.

Isaiah40:3 "The voice of him that crieth in the wilderness, prepare ye the way of the LORD, make straight in the desert a highway for our God." The LORD is Yahweh!

Aha! can you remember this? John the baptist.
Matthew 3:1-3. Read it up. Who was he making way for? was it you?

John1:1 The Word was God.

John1: 14 The Word was made flesh.

The Word was revealed in flesh and called the Son of God which is God in flesh. God begat God(Himself) in flesh. Simple.

"Without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH, JUSTIFIED IN THE SPIRIT, seen of angels,PREACHED UNRO THE GENTILES, BELIEVED ON IN THE WORLD,RECEIVED UP INTO GLORY" 1Tim 3:16.

Jesus was both God and man. His divinity was 'clouded' by the flesh on Him. He is not just Mighty He is the Almighty,the Alpha and the Omega. The Only one true God. Rev1:8. He is the same as the Father Isaiah9:6.

Cant continue for now will have to be up early tommorow.

Smh for you, I begin to wonder if you read my comment and the verses I posted before posting this rubbish..i will try one last time see you tomorrow.

yazach:
Mr mars man, does that means christians are now retaliating by bombing mosques and muslims

Big[size=18pt] NO[/size] , is your shameless Boko brethren that bombed your mosque so they can stir you up against christians just like your confused mind thinks its christians right now. Abegi No christian is retaliating pls, we christians dont do such a thing ayt

@ Op, May be is alien from Mars

Ok on a serious note, the bombers are the same ones(BH,islamic sect) bombing churches back then..now that is a tactics to stir up religious war. But most muslims where not smart enough to get the vibe. Anyways..i see a kingdom against itself