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jahbiz:
You got it all wrong here. This one no folo @all.

Guilty of the remaining 9 abii?

femmysin:
Maamin. U no say u dey craze ooo... lolsss y u dey do lyk dis na E be lyk say u be SU abi

What is SU ?

sukkot:
she tripped and fell on my abuna

Bwahahahaha..*rollin on the floor*

justynneke:
She seduced me (because his resistance level is zeroN mtcheew)

The guy must be physicist , conductor, resistance plus acceptance

prince3009:
Jeez! The kind of useless topics that people here on NL open these days...
Op, No.5 and No.6? Like seriously?? I personally prefer doing my laundry myself because of some technical reasons...eg: I use salt on fabrics that run color, I do not apply klin detergent on jean materials and I wash my collars by scrubing with my palms and not knuckling them with both hands (this prevents collar wear). Do you think that a girl will remember all these?
On No 6. My job is the type that makes me stay in the office till very late...this is because I have to prepare some data which newspaper and other media houses make use of the following day. And then with al this, some girl who is an ardent member of NL who sees this will think I am cheating?
C'mon, I think you can do better than that

Ok!.. 10 - 2 = 8...can we agree on you being guilty of the remaining 8?

Jayjey:
Na true talk sha but most of us are guilty of this offence.

True confession!

lasheez:
19.It wasn't me

Shaggy style abii

TheNaijan:
Well, men were not naturally made to stick to one woman...but religious requirements and all that prevents them from their true nature(their flesh)... Women, from religions that favor monogamy should be grateful after all...just saying #NoOffense #Peace

Hmm..equal right and justice comes in..God knows best sha! Shalom.

FruityLass:
am Yoruba

So no body they pay tithe here chai!

1one:
That moment where you're observing this thread as a guy, looking for a potential wife that would be able to prudently manage your riches.

Observing for a stock broker wife material..100 yards gan!

FruityLass:
Oh la la
With 500k...will get a plot of land at an under-developing area which won't cost more than 250-300k then would venture into buying and selling of goods with the remaining.

Potential igbo girl...

Stephxoblessed:
Please tell me dearie ,where do i stand?

6-packs of Dollar babe....i hope am correct

babyPromise:
What is six packs

My dear! 6-packs are those metallic looking thingy that coagulate around the belly on some build up v-shaped body guys..

Some ladies go gaga for the thing ehn!

badoolee:
Will six packs pay the bills wheen we get married

Ghen ghen! . Yeah may be 6-packs..........























Of Dollars

holatin:
let inyanya girl answer that.
shey don jazzy get six pack ni

no wonder Davido dropped his "Owo ni koko" single

Chiadanin:
I'd go for love and respect. A little bit of money is good too. A two or three pack is great but I will take small beer gut with on a great and kind man.


But.

Love, passion, respect plus 6 figure + 6 pack? Well, thats just asking for too much.

Hmmmmmmm..babe the Dilemma was suppose to be btw 6-packs and 6-figures, I feel you sha!

Midehi:
Better...ur babe wil like it but if u are on dark side,it wont fit u oooo...lol

Hehehe..i swear I already have, am just wondering why girls go crazy for diz little things sha!

kristina1:
MOney all d way.......na 6pac i wan chop.

Naija babes always hungry since 5 B.C

Na you sure pass jor!

Tymax:
Really? Do you need to ask them? Haven't you seen potbellied politicians with different beautiful ladies?

Money is the god of babes nowadays.

No wonder one just said "question for the gods" =more like "question for the money"

Stephxoblessed:
question for the gods

I know where you stand my dear!

FruityLass:
To be candid
I would go for a six figure bank account nobody hates money!

...belle yarn! Babe chop nockle

iceberylin:
Be like when you dh compare Dangote and me

Hehehehehe...it can be a plus you know

farano:

stop booking space and say your mind

Ladies..between 6packs and a six figure bank account, which would you prefer?

Lets hear your view.

*gets popcorn sits and crosses legs*

Enhem Op, what where you saying again?..That a rich guy does not have this qualities?..hmm! I rather be stinking rich without those qualities after all with money this ladies wont notice the absent of this qualities in a guy!

Guy.....cry.......in the presence of girlfriend

Wat the heck is wrong with that dude?

Let me warn you if you are my GF and am crying in your presence..just know that I had tried using you for blood money but e no work

#TeamAmNotRomantic

Midehi:
it cant cos hes vry fair in complexion, he has his lip balm alwys, evn if it turns black,dat wont stop me frm lovin him or swerve as u said...i responded dat pink lip is vry attractive.

Ok I hear you..me I trust you na

*turns to mirror to rub lip balm*

Who is using and dumping who?...we both enjoyed it. why cant we just get wasted together.

01emek:
I barg into her and mistakingly touched her bosom. At that moment i was shy and decided to keep mute and suprisly she behave like nothing ever happen. Now the question is what would have been her reaction if i mistakely touch her bosom again? . And ladies what would be your reaction if it happen again mistakingly or knowingly??

Guys would you keep mute like me??

You for touch am for you to know na

chimerase2:
15. Op u too mumu

I was expecting this, so I will just let it slide

Midehi:
it wont...

Emm..lets say, maybe..you know...Godforbid sha..but it just happened.

Yes they normally do this in cars that is not theirs'

Come na wetin the babe they do wey she take hammer like that? Plus she is not very educated you said

I think they will get a big Love Machine for back-up

Fabdedon:
12. i really dont know what got into me

Spiritual konji got into u

Baddestguyp:
13) its the devil's handwork

In as much as am not the Devil's advocate but that poor falling angel don surfer

Chai!

yazach:
Maybe you don't know, they are acting according to the following:

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

This must have pained you sooooooo much till the point of bringing up bible verses that you claimed has been corrupted ..but dont sweat it. Coz the last time I checked this dudes scream ALLAHUAKBAR and quote your so called infalliable quran just before they blow up themselves and worship centres