Romance › Re: Men, Do You Still Take Women On A Date? by Machinegun91(m): 4:26pm On Aug 21, 2023 |
I'm a ugly gentle dude with full charisma.
I always get them cheap and and beautiful |
Romance › Re: My Mum Is Strongly Rejecting The Girl I Want To Marry by Machinegun91(m): 1:01pm On Aug 21, 2023 |
This paragraph is mainly for Igbos
Let Igbo deal with their kids |
Family › Re: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Machinegun91(m): 12:34pm On Aug 21, 2023 |
Ikennaford: Lol, I once met a fine thick German woman, then she's 43 and I'm 24,,she's really a sex freak,, she's the first woman I met wen I enter jand,,, she told me what still today I remember I deh laugh, she said, ikenna I love sex so much and I'll like you to give it to me how many times I want it every day, I promise you food and basic amenities is not a problem,, but I swear to god, I really enjoyed her, she'll cream like.. Oh my gosh,, in the beginning of my stay in her house, we deh sex like 3 times a day during working days, but on weekends.. Na 10x,,we even had sex in a mall toilet , cars, beaches, in the garden, because she inherited the house from her grandma, so at the back of the house is a mini garden, we had sex there all the time,, she got a 15 year old daughter then and a 21 year old son from different men,, na sex pursue all of'em men hahaha,,, the children have caught us soo many times in the garden nackin, like uncountable times I swear, but we don't care I enjoyed the sex ahaa for 2 years before I left texas, she's lovely, compassionate, very emotional, she can spend on me eh,, , she works at immigrants whatever whatever office then, she's the only woman that gave me the best sex and enjoyment in this world, I can't meet someone like her again, but at the end of the day she's sick, the last time I spoke with her, she got colon cancer,, but is treatable shaa,
I remember something now, I just modified.. Her kind of sex is weird, she likes it to be painful at the same time pleasure, like spanking and biting her nipple hard ,, so because of that she loves doggy alot, I'll keep spanking her white ass till it turned blue,, another thing I remember she got herpes, but I don't know this kind of herpes, I never contracted it,, during her painful sore lips days, I deh rest well well because, she told me, if I have sex with her, I Wil get it too, so the pains may last for a week, then we will start from where we stopped, is funny though,,, I've seen things In this life trying to make money, I gat many experience @30now about life, I thank God You are pussy eating demon |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali, Burkina Faso Deploy Warplanes In Niger After Fresh ECOWAS Threat by Machinegun91(m): 7:59pm On Aug 19, 2023 |
NAF will just swallow those mini birds in 2 seconds. I know our military capacity Africanally |
Celebrities › Re: "Why I Hid My Wife, Children From Social Media" – Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) by Machinegun91(m): 6:52pm On Aug 19, 2023 |
Fear mini men |
Crime › Re: Female Evangelist Found Dead In Bishop’s Hotel Room In Aba by Machinegun91(m): 6:56am On Aug 18, 2023 |
Post her picture let's see if she's beautiful |
Travel › Re: Kenya's Electric Okada (Boda Boda) by Machinegun91(m): 6:32am On Aug 17, 2023 |
Some Nigerians on Nairaland and useless like used condoms. This innovations has been existing in Nigeria for years before Kenya initiated their own. Why blame and insults Nigerian government anytime? |
Crime › Re: Arrow Of God Orphanage Home In Onitsha Sealed For Illegal Adoption by Machinegun91(m): 9:24pm On Aug 16, 2023 |
God get arrow for Igbo land?
Fear Igbo |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by Machinegun91(m): 4:19pm On Aug 15, 2023 |
Post your father's parlour let's see |
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son Of Nigeria And His Security In Abuja by Machinegun91(m): 3:45pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
I was with him on Saturday at Jabi lake. He's a free guy |
Health › Re: University Of Abuja Hospital Plans Mass Burial For 108 Unclaimed Dead Bodies by Machinegun91(m): 3:30pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
I wish I can see the pictures of that sugar Joy |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup Threatens $180m Nigeria, Niger Republic Cross-border Trade by Machinegun91(m): 7:17pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Nigeria has nothing to loose. I pitty those Niger abokis |
Family › Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by Machinegun91(m): 5:09pm On Aug 13, 2023 |
Bring your sister too |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Witches Use Trees As Their Covens? by Machinegun91(m): 10:50am On Aug 13, 2023 |
jimmyolasun: Yes, behind my apartment my neighbor planted lots of banana trees in his garden and luckily abi unluckily the garden falls at the back of his compound where we both share same fence. So witches likes banana trees and I believe that's where our whole community witches use as coven because na wetin everyone believe. But I like them been there infact I protested when he wanted to cut down few because my apartment dey always cold enh!! I no need fan abi AC. And the air in my apartment always pure. So whenever people ask how I cope with such trees close to me, I just smile and tell them "I and the witches understand one another" infact when they start meeting and their noise dey plenty, I do warn them to keep it low. Most especially when I carry babe come house..🤗🤗 you mean your survival depends on the witches? |
Family › Re: What Do We Expect A 40 Year Old Man To Have Achieved In Nigeria? by Machinegun91(m): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2023 |
[quote author=Nazgul post=124015686][/quote]You can get all of these in a single day if God is on your side, age doesn't matter when God want to take over your battle |
Nairaland General › Re: MASTURBATION: CCTV Camera Captured My Colleague Masturbating! (photo) by Machinegun91(m): 6:19am On Aug 13, 2023 |
Masturbating is cool |
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Walk Barefooted In Italy (Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 10:34pm On Aug 04, 2023 |
Pork tenderloin |
TV/Movies › Re: Mercy: I Chased Ike From My House. He Doesn’t Wipe Nor Flush After Using Toilet by Machinegun91(m): 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2023 |
KarinaSlim: Dirty Men.
To think the boy even grew up in USA is sad.
USA to the mud.
Nengi said same about Kiddwaya too in the BBN House.
That he is too dirty. Hi
Baba got angry, went and unfollowed her.
That's why these set of men will remain single.
Women hate dirt.
I hate dirt.
Some Men and their dirty stinky smelling body odour.
(Spits) . Please, can we what your father and brothers look like ? |
Career › Re: I Failed Job Pre Medical Tests by Machinegun91(m): 3:23pm On Jul 31, 2023 |
Some people are battling with HIV.
Thank God for your hepatitis |
Romance › Re: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by Machinegun91(m): 5:57pm On Jul 30, 2023 |
De man don enter 1 chance |
Music/Radio › Re: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by Machinegun91(m): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2023 |
001Lagos: North shouldn't be part of Nigeria You remind me of Gideon Gwarza Orkaa. North is calamity |
Politics › Re: Ministerial Slot: PDP To Decide Wike’s Fate Monday – Acting Chair by Machinegun91(m): 10:36am On Jul 29, 2023 |
Wike will be hazardous for Apc |
Family › Re: Why Do Men Drift From Responsibility To Their Children After Divorce? by Machinegun91(m): 10:00am On Jul 29, 2023 |
Because women are just wicked |
Travel › Re: Coup: Aircraft Conveying Nigerian Pilgrims Trapped In Niger, Says MaxAir by Machinegun91(m): 12:42pm On Jul 28, 2023 |
We sacrifice them to their god |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Sends List Of 28 Ministerial Nominees To Senate by Machinegun91(m): 3:54pm On Jul 27, 2023 |
2 of my Bosses made it.
I pray they remember me |
TV/Movies › Re: Kiddwaya Offers Cee-C N120 Million To Leave The Big Brother All Stars House by Machinegun91(m): 10:12pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
He's owing me ₦1500 for a delivery I did for him. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria's First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu Releases Official Portrait by Machinegun91(m): 4:29pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
Very handsome woman |
Agriculture › Re: Ukraine Sets To Build Grain Terminal At Lekki Port by Machinegun91(m): 8:20am On Jul 15, 2023 |
My dreams of marrying a Ukrainian Angel is coming to reality |
Career › Re: Nigeria's First Females Army General And Naval Rear Admiral by Machinegun91(m): 1:15pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
But they swear for them not to be beautiful? |
Fashion › Re: Cornrows! I Didn't Know Nigerian Men Love This Hairstyle So Much (Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 6:55am On Jul 14, 2023 |
Deeper life girls hairstyle
Heavenly Angels |
Crime › Re: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Machinegun91(m): 8:56pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Cultists in Taraba state?
Sometimes I use to forget Taraba is part of Nigeria. |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Visited Late Lagendary Bob Marley Studio In Jamaica by Machinegun91(m): 8:52pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Bob Marley and Zule zoo |