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see Enugu sha!!!!

@enyioyo, there is a condition attached to that statement. [size=28pt]IF![/size] [size=16pt]if what seun is saying is the truth[/size]

If what seun is saying is the truth now cud u wrap ur mind around what causes Muslims even the enlightened ones, I wud imagine Aisha is one, to turn so fanatic and even extremist.

I bet if seun was her husband and repeated why he say on Facebook to her in person Na burial vigil we for dey talk about.

Bloody shame!

Kobojunkie:
a) Did applicants legitimately apply for advertised jobs? YES

b) Were candidates rightly tested and interviewed for said positions by the right state authorities? YES

c ) Were the selected candidates given legitimate acceptance  letters? YES

d) Have they maintained their position for over 90 days? YES


so, what makes the jobs frauds? Are you assuming that if the people of Imo think it a fraud, it automagically is fraud? No be for here we all siddon dey watch Ohakim employ the 10,000. Matter of fact, many people praised him for it, and allowed him do it to us. Why change tones now?

Firstly, I know it's difficult getting u to change ur opinion.

But the point here is that there are/were no 10,000 jobs/job positions available at any time.

Clearly it's not the poor applicants fault. They did what a fraudulent scheming governor asked of them.

And they have not been in the said positionless job, better put, they have not had their acceptance letter for more than a few weeks. OHAKIM handed the letters out a week to his failed reelection bid. So that wud mk it . . eem More like 5 weeks.

Why is nobody else contributing? (yet over 500 views since saturday)

Has anyone tried any of my tips, did it work for u?





If una no wan mk this thread interactive then I suggest the mod shd lock it mk we all rest .

^^^ ten thousand people for what job ? The mere silliness that OHAKIM fraudulently put a said ten thousand people on below-minimum-wage-paid employment without any job description, no office, no responsibility  two weeks to his domed reelection bid doesn't qualify for job creation. Nothing was created.

10,000 x 13,000 naira = wasted 130 Million naira .


I bet not more than the televised 12 people actual got a valid pay cheque.

What job gives u a televised pay cheque before the job description is even fashioned out, role described, office assigned ?

Good step in auditing the state account but it shdnt end there he shd move forward with judicial probing and trial. Someone needs to be locked up for such level of mismanagement.

Also take steps to recover some of the looted money, be it by seizing their property for onward auction. Etc



Could have been nicer if he did break it down with actual figures, what went where, etc.
Hope we get to see that after the probing. (I will use my FOI right this time lol)

When u (d woman) wake up in the morning, u cud move closer to him and cuddle up real tight, then move your hand underneath his top and smoothly caress his belle.

Then gradually extend your caressing segment to include his chest. Instead of inflicting pain on him by pulling on his hair as most of u do, u can smoothly flicker his n.ipple. Use your thumb or fore-finger or both to trace circle movements about the n.ipple. Don't go so fast!. And don't stick to one spot. Rub rub rub rub rub then move your palm about his chest a few times then go back to the n.ipple.

I WILL WARN U !, This area can b very titillating, spasmodic n madly arousing. Don't b surprise if he suddenly  springs up, picks up your body and slams it into the bed to commense wrestlemania XII.

If u really want to get geniune opinion u Wud need to add ur two ages, what do u do? Are u having ? or wud getting married to her better ur bank account and provide opportunities for u(tho u might b truely in luv, but it's good we know these thing b4 we open our mouth to say anything)?

More ?

Sexual gratification doesn't have to be the actual thing all the time, in fact as most men grow older they begin to prefer sex without the arduous panting and pounding. At this time a simple good morning blow-job wud do the job.  clears his head and gets him fit for the day.  hahahahaha.




How about, instead of rocking and striking his poor body to wake him up in the morning, u go down underneath the duvet, pull his trousers down a bit, bring out his dxxk and plug it into your moist warm mouth and give it a little suck.  wud that be a crime?

~Bluetooth:
I learnt some indigenious ibos also stay in garden of Eden flexing with Chineke.Funny people.

Lol, Mehn , this is the funniest post I hv ever read in my life!

U funny no be small.

Once in a while wen in bed say naughty (some will say nasty) thing to him like,
em. . Ask him to lick ur feet.

While he is at it encourage him with believable moans and shivers. Tell him to get btw the toes to show u re feeling it. ( best done without teeth. Only tongue and lips.

Book a room and spend the night there with ur hubby. The woman shd make the payment so money-thinking wouldn't diffuse the man's energy n focus.

If u re not the chimpanzee hairy type (if u re then use a hair removal) and if he does go down on u, during sex pull out and tell him to lick ur bum . Sounds perverse but it's friking arousing.

Stick a hand in his pj trouser. Just place it beside his leg. Try not to caress him he cud be tired n wud find it irritating. Before he wakes up in the morning the mere presence of the hand there wud turn him on. He wud then gradually start stirring to place his dxxk in ur palms.

For d woman:

Try placing one of your hands on his back, or simply hold his arm while he sleeps. Mks men feel your attachment to him.

ekt_bear:
Can we just merge back up the 6 SW states and have 'em governed by a British style parliamentary system again?

The dude is too talented to just be governing Lagos State alone. I'd like to see his talents used for something more.

mehn, this dude ekt-bear i, apparently,  erroneously use to think u were some above-the-fray erudite fellow i guess i was wrong.
your increasingly tribalist tendencies are really casting an ugly shadow on your personalities.  its really becoming repugnant. abi u don turn x/f/stranger ? talk, so we go simply ignore u and your comments.

why the 6 western states? and not advocating something more nationalist like the president (tho i don't completely think he is awesome).


on the topic,  the so called plant to be built where will the gas to power it come from? the 6 yoruba state?

ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

the naija guy doesnt look guy one bit! let alone the woman-in-the-gay. i bet na for kpale. God help this country. what will people not do to leave her.


no surprise the naija guy came home to begin arrange a better tradition wedding with one sweet amaka. the german man no go know wetin do am. sure they go even tell am say the party na for him. bad ass mumus. ( unless he went along, assuming gay simply to help his friend ).

gain some experience and come back home. nice one.

^^^ grammar. I bet ur kind wud sell Nigeria outright if afforded the opportunity to simply plug ur mouth into gbemi' kitty.



_{(No go begin shout, calm down first think am. Think how em for be, and how em for taste.)}

^^ that's true ooh. But hold on , where then did the rib poking story come about?

Doesn't mk sense disintegratng the country into little fiefdoms and it won't be 
Rather what wud happen is, people of like mind and character wud come together and form a union. A country.

The christains in the north and the land the occupy WUD and MUST NOT left to any mallam!!!

Don't get me wrong, our new state wud negotiate for land-swaps to provide an effective defensible border.

We shall restrict the Hausa to sokoto, kebbi, zamfara, Kano, northern kaduna, northern kastina, jigawa, yobe, northern borno.

No one inch of the new sovereign nation shall be traded for gold nor silver. And it shall be defended with her citizenry to the last strength in our soul.

^^ spot-on on gbemi. Lol

But there re still standing ancient pyramids in Nsukka area. Have seen photos of them.

I find it very repugnanting that u tell cjristain majority In a state to vacate for her minority,nomadic  immigrant community!

Are u guys crazy or what?
What has happened to the valor?

If there has to be a division the hausas wud hv to go. Simple.

I can't see how Hausas; a nomadic, unintelligent, muslims can sustain n win an outright war.


They annoying thing about the xtain majority in the north is they re so fragmented into little tribes. There re over 100 in adamawa alone.
And years of Muslim military rulership has imbibed so much fear into their system.
That not withstanding there is a way out.

1. Form a solidarity. A group. A national body for northern  xtains. ( this body wud b ur mouth piece).

2. Form alliances with other southerns.

3. Encourage marriages with southerns. (NYSC is a great opportunity)  

4. Form political  n social bodies n learn to vote enblock .

5. Open ur markets, rent and sell lands to Igbos - n others who re willing to live and fight for the good cause.

6. Educate ur children. Set up funds to have ur children, ur intelligent ones trained abroad. In the best schools.

7. Lobby southern states universities to allocate higher number of places for northern christains.

8. Set up local vigilant services to keep a watchful on the society and also empower them to fight.

9. Shd b the second, adopt an identity. STOP WEARING THe MALLAM wear!, for Christ sake do u guys have no heritage?

10. Advocate peace but prepare for war!