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Honestly if na me escape from prison, i can never be re-captured. Its impossible. Only a mumu can get caught.

Forumobserver12:
Let me just agree with the argument that he was set up, now my question is, must he fall into the trap set for his down fall? If he didn't assault that little girl sexually will he be imprisoned by the judge?

That Baba Ijesha is sick, what on earth did he find attractive in that little girl's body ?

Are u an eunuch?

fman:
am just realizing that zobo is made from hibiscus flower

Its not your normal hibiscus flower

ayo4dworld:
Whichever aboki it is, no one deserve to die this kind of death. May the Lord comfort his family and loved ones

So which kind of death is befitting for him? All death na death. Funny part of it is that the more graphic the death is, the more popular the person will be.

Stephen2324:
Married women don't care about condoms when they cheat.. If you pour everything inside, they will go Bleep their husband asap in case they get pregnant.

Comrade

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Knack her 4 or 5 times and then jilt her without looking back.

The inmate is a mumu. Not smart to be a criminal.
If na me escape from prison, they can never re-capture me.

IBILEmayweather:
Get a good lawyer and surveyor and please avoid real estate companies especially PWan Signatures and others

Why?

Rasome:
I pray their daughter find another donor soon.

I pray she does not and suffers till she passes on while her mother slumps after hearing the news so that Ekweremadu will regret not fixing hospitals in Nigeria

The names of those children could not even save them

Nonsense

VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!

Knacking continues.......

Jeon:
Aswear I really dislike him for his stupid comments.
Same way he addressed an issue about a "neighbor always standing closer to my corridor "
It seems funny to him.

Seems u have not seen my comment before
If nairaland is to hot for you... The door is open.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

You dont have sense at all.
So if your friend's wife or your friend see this post on nairaland, how do you expect them to be feeling? Or do you think they would be daft not to know the post is about them? Honestly you are a very useless man with no brains. Just because you helped them financially, you are now feeling so proud and want to rubbish them.

Smmmmmhhh...... IVF

Good for him
Let him speed to hell now

What is the mtn money app?

Jokers

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missiret:
Apologize to yourself because you are going to marry fairly used like that too, what goes around comes around

You are pained because your ex has over sampled you abi

i am sure she must have been warned not to play in the rain but she didnt listen.

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Stop saying nonsense. All this your fetish african beliefs.
Europeans work in mortuaries without all these your nonsense beliefs

EdwardRandy:
A lot of accident news today, what is going on?

Buhari is to blame

what a way to die.

No more knacking for this one

Islandlady:
When did Marriage become an important achievement that is making this Mumu man to mock the lady

I bet he is not really happy in that marriage sef...A child in adult skin

Its an important achievement. Its because u are still single and now getting on in age thats why u are supporting the woman.
You better drop that ur mindset.

BENCHOKCONSULT:
Coffee Machine - N80,000

how will i buy coffee machine for 80K when i am not mad

las las all of us will die #fact

Righteousness2:
The Lifestyle of this young man is abominable and evil and is nothing to be emulated.
The Lifestyle of this young man will Destroy his soul.

You are so jealous because you cant even afford to rent a room and palour

youngking22:
The best solution, is too get a bunk bed. Your son gets the top, while she gets the bottom. A little space in the room can be for her own table for her feminine stuffs, your son also his own table. If there is a wardrobe,there can share it equally, I have three cousins, we shared one room and these was our settings. Trust me they will bond very well.

You mean yourself and 3 female cousins slept in the same room at night
You must have really been enjoying yourself at night oh you just dont want to confess here