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McCoy662:
Good day my good people out there.
On February third this year, I got a message from GTBank that a GTBank account has been opened for me, with my account number. The message did not specify who, from where or why the account was opened for me. I tried to contact GTBank customer service but i got no reply from their WhatsApp number. Now this morning, I got a credit alert of ₦5 through GTB GAPS services from IJM INTEGRATED SERVICES LIMITED.
I've not heard about this very company before and all my google searches are not helping matters at all.
GTB GAPS i learnt processes funds that are paid in batches.... It's a kind of E-cheques.
So i really want to know if anyone received the same message or does anyone have any idea where this whole thing is coming from. Do i really need to report to the bank or just ignore?
Messages are sent to my small phone; i should have attached screenshots.


Admins pls help me push to fp

When u come out of prison after about 30 years due to a crime u knew nothing about, we may not know because nairaland may not be existing by then for u to post on

GraciousGod190:
I am 38 years old and have never had a girlfriend, never dated before. What I do is visit brothel and back to my house, this habit have been with me since I was a young boy and sometimes I envy those people who actually talk about their ex.

You see it's not like I can't get a girl but I have one physical problem that's keeping them away from me, some only tag along because of my money. But when I stop giving them, they stop coming close.

Some cover their nose when I try gisting them, one even insulted me that I get mind o, to open my smelling mouth to gist her.

This is getting suicidal, the funny thing is I always join people to jubilate that "THOSE WHO DONT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HAS PEACE OF MIND" but deep inside me I know am a reject and I wished I had one.

As for my physical deformity have tried everything but its seems not to work. I'm feeling suicidal, loneliness every night and day.

After dressing nice wearing good perfumes, The thing is once I open my mouth and they see my teeth, it's over.. because of that I try as much to be on my own to avoid insult.

Go to a Government Hospital that has dental department.

Village people at work in this one's life

Lies

It will soon kill you
Hope you have written your will? Its very important.

guru03:
Hello Professional Health workers in the house, Mt two year old son who is learning to talk is stammering, please I need help on that. Moderator please post it to front page.

He has been bewitched by your grandmother

Malory:
So sad what Buhari has turned Nigeria into. Wherever he is I cover his head with the blood of Jesus Christ amen. I pray he is found hale and hearty

his head may already be generating money in a ritualist's den by now

Hmmmmm... Who go dash me pad 5?

demmie1:
Please explain it to him slowly

When a car is not moving and the engine is on, smoke and gas will find it's way through manifolds, door gaps etc but a moving car does not allow this as it had moved off where the smoke was produced

Nonsense explanation..... people will be dropping dead daily going by this senseless theory u proposed.

Righteousness2:
Taking the dead to church and all that are mere religious Exercises

Praying for forgiveness after Death is a Complete and comprehensive waste of time and Strength.

Even if the Pope, Bishop , Reverned and Pastors combine together to bury or Pray for forgiveness of a dead person, it has nothing to do with the Eternal destination of the person.

Even if one is buried inside the Church, it means nothing.

Mercy Expires at Death. Immediately Death hits, it is Judgement! It is straight to Either of Heaven or Hell. The opportunity to repent is closed. There is no Repentance in the Grave.

What Matters for us all after Death is if we Believed & accepted JESUS CHRIST as our LORD and SAVIOR.
What matters is if we lived according to HIS Commandments given to us in HIS Word ( The HolyBible)
What matters is if our Names are in the book of life.

Hahaha.... prove that there is heaven or hell.... have u seen it?

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

You are a mumu. Why are you scared of her family. They have no legal right over the boy since you are alive. Just make sure they dont have access to the boy at all. Dont let them see him. He is your son even if u have not married the mother. Dont give the boy to her people. Let your mother have the boy for now till u are through with the burial. After that relocate to another house, change the school of the boy and dont have any contact with her family. Also tell ur family not to disclose any information about you to them. It's that simple . And by the way you dont have to follow any tradition of marrying a corpse. Simple.

Nwaotu10:
Mehnn! You're a traveller. This is exactly how I want to be exploring the world.

Shows how jobless and useless u want your life to be

Bahamas95:
Just imagine what someone is saying. ...The fact that you don't like it doesn't mean others won't. I won't be surprised if you also say people eat akara as a result of poverty.




I have a little cousin that can soak garri for Africa. She would reject jollof rice for a plate of garri with milk...... Her parents don complain tire till dem decide to leave her alone.

Poverty is truly a disease. See the way its making you reason and talk
You are justifying ur poverty.
Thunder fire poverty .

Poverty is what makes people eat chinchin

SavageResponse:
Just be thankful that you are alive to see today

So those that died should be sad abi?

Hahahahaha.... Rubbish

he should not have gone to school in the first place

idiagbo86:
My younger brother
My dad
My mum .
My other younger brother after an accident .
Death has really been unfair toward me.

You may be next

Them don use am for money ritual

These ones experienced hell fire before the real hell fire

Riplogic:
My friend was chatting on whatsapp with someone, the person told him he will hack his simcard, transfer his airtime and deactivate his WhatsApp. Then my friend received this message that his line has been linked to this number on the image. The guy now has already deducted my friend's airtime, we don't know what the guy will do next. How can we unlink the guy's number before he do worst.

Your frnd foolishly and probably unknowingly sent the hacker a OTP.
Its possible to link two numbers. Its what i did with my wifi number and my main number

no be juju be that

no need to jubilate so fast. He could still pass on from the injuries

Awwwww.... So we wont see any pictures with viewers discretion as the caption

To dust we shall all return