Ochima75:



SMH.... Successfully ignored since you can't state your point without using harsh words

Keep wallowing in ignorance

Ignoramus is quoting me

Regardless:
Hey guys,
Pardon the long post.
So when I was still in 200 level staying in school hostel, I had this pre-degree roommate - handsome bad guy. He met a lady at the center he was attending tutorials for Jamb and PD exam. The lady and her mum were living in the town where our school was. They started having sex like mad. They so much had sex to stupor that one day this my guy came back completely drained. We had to arrange Malt and Milk for him to get himself that day. Now this girl was involved with another guy who was already working in all this Oil drilling company and he was alright.

I came back from lectures one day and my former roomie was alone in the room and moody. I asked him what was wrong and he opened up to me that the girl is pregnant and they have tried to abort the baby to no avail. Ha... So wetin wan play like this? He said the girl and her mum had already planned to pin the pregnancy on the working guy's head as this my guy no get shishi plus he couldn't even tell the girl to keep it for him or go and stay with his people because he had stayed at home for like 5 years committing plenty atrocities before his mum managed to send him to school for PD. He was sad because he didn't want another man to take care of his child.

When I asked him about the situation after some time, he said the working guy had already accepted the pregnancy and had already started buying baby things down. lol... The guy didn't gain admission again and went back home. Later he came back and did Diploma... When I asked him of the child, he said the child was a carbon copy of him, that the girl had done intro with the guy but when he has money he would come back for the child..

Last month, I received a friend request from my fomer roomie on FB. Long story cut short, after 7 years, he has blown through yahoo in SA. I asked him about the child and he said he can't trace the baby mama again, her mum had relocated from that town and he has exhausted all means looking for them. I jokingly offered my help and the guy was willing to give me money to help him trace her. I told him I would see what I can do.

It took me a while but I was able to trace the girl on SM and even traced the now husband to LinkedIn. Babe is living well with Oil money and has 3 kids and truly the first girl is my guy's carbon copy.. Damn... I started feeling for the child. Beautiful soft girl-child.

I decided ring the girl and immediately I told her what was happening, she hung up and blocked my number.. lol.. I sent a msg to her with my second line and told her to better call me back before I send a message to her husband... babe called me and was begging.. that my former roomie is not responsible. he was not trying then... she couldn't wait .. blah blah .. that please I should not scatter her marriage... was really crying over the phone... The RP in me wasn't buying it until she mentioned that I should please think about how this would shatter her daughter's life. Omoh the human in me made me pause come begin reason am...

My former roomie's lifestyle isn't really what a child would be proud of.. the guy has done everything from cultism to robbery and still hasn't changed and now to yahoo.......only thing he has now to offer that child is money....He said his mother has been telling him to go and bring the child from another man's house.
I don't care about the babe because ladies always think their hoe-phase would go unrewarded..
I pity for the babe's husband coz he was simp then and has remained so till now oblivious of anything.....
I only sincerely care about the 7y/o child whose life would be turned upside down by this shocking revelation..

Anyway, I told her that I wouldn't do anything for now but my guy is very desperate and she better handles it fast and that it's only a mater of time my guy gets to her one way or another... Babe thanked me and hung up. Next day, she wiped her and her husband's SM clean and deleted the accounts.. except the man's LinkedIn of course.. The man don sha accept me as one of his connections.... I've not revealed any findings to my former roomie.. Last time he asked when I want to start tracking her, I just stalled him. I'm sitting on the sidelines for now.. Omoh I weak ..... The good, bad and ugly comments are welcomed.

You are very senseless and a jobless person.

this is what happens when u have careless patients

Just like when a wife attacks a side chic and calls it good news; not knowing she is bringing her own home down

skywalker240:

He's somehow right comrade

Eagle spirit it is.

Nah boss... its evil spirit right from time but due to the over religious fanaticism of people, some started calling it eagle spirit or good spirit.

Ochima75:



First off , it's eagle spirit not evil spirit.
2nd,for a Camry of same year. It's cheaper to maintain... The only thing that may cost more is the engine & gearbox... But comparing both 2010 camry & accord, the accord's engine is definitely cheaper.

Baba na evil spirit. Stop yarning rubbish

good riddance to bad rubbish

Untrained children..... In their next life they wont be naughty and stubborn when told to sit in one place

LeeSantos:
I have never like any thing that has to do with national registration because

1. Even when you get their early doesn't mean one would leave there early.
2. Nigerians are not always organised, no rules( even when there is it won't be adhered to).
3. Number doesn't matter( if you grease the hands of those in charge you will bypass 100 persons and this is a problem because half of the population are planning the same thing)
4. The worst is network. There is always a network problem from international passport to NIMC to BVN to PVC. Even when you get there early you might still end up not going it
5. Standing too long under the sun is an issue for me.

I don't know who brought it close to me, but the person or group of people try for me, if not I won't carry myself to local government where there are thousands of people waiting to register.

We were not much though and even for the fact I when 10am I still left there 6pm. They started with network issue, then to no more form, distributing the form like it was expensive.

The only issue now is collecting the the PVC at local government, Na to call my plug when I get there. Cuz if not I fit leave the PVC for government hand. But I will try my best to collect it and also try my best to come out and vote.

Seriously I don't have any candidate in mind. When I get to that bridge I will know how to cross it.

Abeg after collecting that white paper, whats the next step?

Mystery2020:
I have shared my experience here of how I got a job when I lied on my CV
I eventually resigned and decided to start afresh.

I got an invitation for interview at a small boutique in Ikoyi with a "clean" CV. The name of the company is A***** S****** A.M. limited. Their colour is green and orange.

The MD who is a governing member of a professional body told me to do something about my "honest" CV, that he does not like the gaps. He said I should go online to find templates. He repeated the same thing when I met with him again two months later. He did not employ me.

A month later, I applied for a job in the UK without any "CV" or satanic interview. All I submitted was a cover letter stating my educational background and skills. I was given some tasks as test and I got hired.

Bloody LIAR.... CHASING CLOUT ON NL

Witnesstony28:
I had this sexual encounter with a girl without condom in February of this year and since then my health has not been the same.

After 2 weeks of meeting her, I started feeling sick, had rashes at the back of both of my legs, tired almost all the time, sore throat, and since then I have taken all sorts of drug - orthodox and trado but yet no response.

I have to gone for several test. One result Said beta hemolytic streptococcus pyogenese was seen in my urine culture and I was given erythromycin and augmentin for 2 weeks. I felt a little relief. Then I started having tongues thrush.

It's almost 6 months now and I have not felt any better.

I have had HIV test done severally but all come back negative.

But my worry is, I still feel sick. What could this disease be.

The girl confessed that she only has what they call - heat. That's my first time hearing this.
I stay in ik and really need help. I sincerely regret that sexual encounter and wish I could retrace my steps.

Someone help!!!

Your life is coming to an end gradually
But the good thing is that you enjoyed the knacking....have no regrets

Applegirl22:
some girls dey,really try aswr, i cant imagin this tin ontop of mi. God4bid

Same way we can't imagine diving into your smelly kpekus

Jaika:
It's really annoying when people keep asking for pictures. Convos should be just for vibes. Absolutely no interest is held in developing anything that would require exchanging pictures lol. I also find it hard to flow with people who abbreviate way too much.

What are some things people do when texting that you really hate?

Mumu... people like you are the ugly type and ashamed to show their face

Honestly if na me escape from prison, i can never be re-captured. Its impossible. Only a mumu can get caught.

Forumobserver12:


Let me just agree with the argument that he was set up, now my question is, must he fall into the trap set for his down fall? If he didn't assault that little girl sexually will he be imprisoned by the judge?

That Baba Ijesha is sick, what on earth did he find attractive in that little girl's body ?

Are u an eunuch?

fman:
am just realizing that zobo is made from hibiscus flower

Its not your normal hibiscus flower

ayo4dworld:
Whichever aboki it is, no one deserve to die this kind of death. May the Lord comfort his family and loved ones

So which kind of death is befitting for him? All death na death. Funny part of it is that the more graphic the death is, the more popular the person will be.

Stephen2324:
Married women don't care about condoms when they cheat.. If you pour everything inside, they will go Bleep their husband asap in case they get pregnant.

Comrade

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Knack her 4 or 5 times and then jilt her without looking back.

The inmate is a mumu. Not smart to be a criminal.
If na me escape from prison, they can never re-capture me.

IBILEmayweather:
Get a good lawyer and surveyor and please avoid real estate companies especially PWan Signatures and others

Why?

Rasome:
I pray their daughter find another donor soon.

I pray she does not and suffers till she passes on while her mother slumps after hearing the news so that Ekweremadu will regret not fixing hospitals in Nigeria

The names of those children could not even save them

Nonsense

VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!

Knacking continues.......

Jeon:


Aswear I really dislike him for his stupid comments.
Same way he addressed an issue about a "neighbor always standing closer to my corridor "
It seems funny to him.

Seems u have not seen my comment before
If nairaland is to hot for you... The door is open.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

You dont have sense at all.
So if your friend's wife or your friend see this post on nairaland, how do you expect them to be feeling? Or do you think they would be daft not to know the post is about them? Honestly you are a very useless man with no brains. Just because you helped them financially, you are now feeling so proud and want to rubbish them.

Smmmmmhhh...... IVF

Good for him
Let him speed to hell now