LeeSantos:
I have never like any thing that has to do with national registration because

1. Even when you get their early doesn't mean one would leave there early.
2. Nigerians are not always organised, no rules( even when there is it won't be adhered to).
3. Number doesn't matter( if you grease the hands of those in charge you will bypass 100 persons and this is a problem because half of the population are planning the same thing)
4. The worst is network. There is always a network problem from international passport to NIMC to BVN to PVC. Even when you get there early you might still end up not going it
5. Standing too long under the sun is an issue for me.

I don't know who brought it close to me, but the person or group of people try for me, if not I won't carry myself to local government where there are thousands of people waiting to register.

We were not much though and even for the fact I when 10am I still left there 6pm. They started with network issue, then to no more form, distributing the form like it was expensive.

The only issue now is collecting the the PVC at local government, Na to call my plug when I get there. Cuz if not I fit leave the PVC for government hand. But I will try my best to collect it and also try my best to come out and vote.

Seriously I don't have any candidate in mind. When I get to that bridge I will know how to cross it.

Abeg after collecting that white paper, whats the next step?

Mystery2020:
I have shared my experience here of how I got a job when I lied on my CV
I eventually resigned and decided to start afresh.

I got an invitation for interview at a small boutique in Ikoyi with a "clean" CV. The name of the company is A***** S****** A.M. limited. Their colour is green and orange.

The MD who is a governing member of a professional body told me to do something about my "honest" CV, that he does not like the gaps. He said I should go online to find templates. He repeated the same thing when I met with him again two months later. He did not employ me.

A month later, I applied for a job in the UK without any "CV" or satanic interview. All I submitted was a cover letter stating my educational background and skills. I was given some tasks as test and I got hired.

Bloody LIAR.... CHASING CLOUT ON NL

Witnesstony28:
I had this sexual encounter with a girl without condom in February of this year and since then my health has not been the same.

After 2 weeks of meeting her, I started feeling sick, had rashes at the back of both of my legs, tired almost all the time, sore throat, and since then I have taken all sorts of drug - orthodox and trado but yet no response.

I have to gone for several test. One result Said beta hemolytic streptococcus pyogenese was seen in my urine culture and I was given erythromycin and augmentin for 2 weeks. I felt a little relief. Then I started having tongues thrush.

It's almost 6 months now and I have not felt any better.

I have had HIV test done severally but all come back negative.

But my worry is, I still feel sick. What could this disease be.

The girl confessed that she only has what they call - heat. That's my first time hearing this.
I stay in ik and really need help. I sincerely regret that sexual encounter and wish I could retrace my steps.

Someone help!!!

Your life is coming to an end gradually
But the good thing is that you enjoyed the knacking....have no regrets

Applegirl22:
some girls dey,really try aswr, i cant imagin this tin ontop of mi. God4bid

Same way we can't imagine diving into your smelly kpekus

Jaika:
It's really annoying when people keep asking for pictures. Convos should be just for vibes. Absolutely no interest is held in developing anything that would require exchanging pictures lol. I also find it hard to flow with people who abbreviate way too much.

What are some things people do when texting that you really hate?

Mumu... people like you are the ugly type and ashamed to show their face

Honestly if na me escape from prison, i can never be re-captured. Its impossible. Only a mumu can get caught.

Forumobserver12:


Let me just agree with the argument that he was set up, now my question is, must he fall into the trap set for his down fall? If he didn't assault that little girl sexually will he be imprisoned by the judge?

That Baba Ijesha is sick, what on earth did he find attractive in that little girl's body ?

Are u an eunuch?

fman:
am just realizing that zobo is made from hibiscus flower

Its not your normal hibiscus flower

ayo4dworld:
Whichever aboki it is, no one deserve to die this kind of death. May the Lord comfort his family and loved ones

So which kind of death is befitting for him? All death na death. Funny part of it is that the more graphic the death is, the more popular the person will be.

Stephen2324:
Married women don't care about condoms when they cheat.. If you pour everything inside, they will go Bleep their husband asap in case they get pregnant.

Comrade

Unequivocal:
Hey Guys,
I'll make this quick.

I met this lady sometime in December and we got dating in march this year. She's really nice, her parents are well to do so she doesn't really bugs me for anything although we go on dates occasionally and gift each other stuffs.

the thing is I have some reservations about everything due to some reasons.

The thing is she just agrees with everything I say. For example, we were discussing about intimacy and she was like anything that makes me Happy is what gets her satisfied.

The major thing giving me concern is when she gets angry she can say a whole lot of really really hurtful things but when she is normal, she apologizes for them saying she doesn't know what came over her.

I have intentions of settling down with her but it somewhat feels too good to be true. I don't know if I'm looking at it from a place of previous hurt but I'm trying to be as logical as possible.

What do you guys think I should do ejoor?

Knack her 4 or 5 times and then jilt her without looking back.

The inmate is a mumu. Not smart to be a criminal.
If na me escape from prison, they can never re-capture me.

IBILEmayweather:
Get a good lawyer and surveyor and please avoid real estate companies especially PWan Signatures and others

Why?

Rasome:
I pray their daughter find another donor soon.

I pray she does not and suffers till she passes on while her mother slumps after hearing the news so that Ekweremadu will regret not fixing hospitals in Nigeria

The names of those children could not even save them

Nonsense

VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!

Knacking continues.......

Jeon:


Aswear I really dislike him for his stupid comments.
Same way he addressed an issue about a "neighbor always standing closer to my corridor "
It seems funny to him.

Seems u have not seen my comment before
If nairaland is to hot for you... The door is open.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

You dont have sense at all.
So if your friend's wife or your friend see this post on nairaland, how do you expect them to be feeling? Or do you think they would be daft not to know the post is about them? Honestly you are a very useless man with no brains. Just because you helped them financially, you are now feeling so proud and want to rubbish them.

Smmmmmhhh...... IVF

Good for him
Let him speed to hell now

What is the mtn money app?

Jokers

post=114205805:
To help relieve pain and speed healing, consider these tips: Rinse your mouth. Use salt water or baking soda rinse (dissolve 1 teaspoon of baking soda in 1/2 cup warm water).
Dab a small amount of milk of magnesia on your canker sore a few times a day.

This works very fast.
We hope it helps
All the very best.

This na rubbish advice. Go and google up apthous ulcers and then come back to advise him.

missiret:
Apologize to yourself because you are going to marry fairly used like that too, what goes around comes around

You are pained because your ex has over sampled you abi

i am sure she must have been warned not to play in the rain but she didnt listen.

Blaqroman0000:
Have a job in mortuary then you must be prepared... Don't accept any job in mortuary when you are not prepared like fortified in a way..

Don't allow bunch of atheist in this forum confuse you that its just fairy tales that there is nothing wrong and push you to your grave...
A word is enough sha... Try and ask someone you think might have worked in a mortuary or related to it before they will tell and explain to you how it's done...

Stop saying nonsense. All this your fetish african beliefs.
Europeans work in mortuaries without all these your nonsense beliefs

EdwardRandy:
A lot of accident news today, what is going on?

Buhari is to blame

what a way to die.

No more knacking for this one