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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by madgoat(m): 7:26am On Sep 02, 2020
kingreign:




So spending money to fix a car with both cats blocked, that is experiencing some hesitation to accelerate is now spending money on problems which do not affect performance?

I am the one who scanned that car, that car in its state when I scanned it was hesitating to accelerate. Exhaust has rattling sounds which indicates catalytic converter broken and blocking the exhaust system.

I am not gonna talk about the camshaft sensor bank 2 malfunction.

I know what I observed when I diagnosed that car.

Plz when u say rattling sound, do u mean a sound like as if a coin or small object is moving around and hitting on the metal?
I am hearing a kind of sound in my exhaust. I thought maybe a small piece of stone got inside etc
Family / Re: NAF Airlifts Conjoined Twins Back To Yenagoa After A Successful Surgery (photos) by madgoat(m): 11:06am On Aug 30, 2020
See the outdated aircraft thats being used. cry

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Travel / Re: Last Moment Of Chika Ernest, The Pilot Of Helicopter That Crashed In Lagos by madgoat(m): 3:23pm On Aug 29, 2020
2cribz:
Bodybag. I cant play that stunt.

Whether u play it or not, your time will still come. E fit even be tmr grin
Romance / Re: Should I Help my Ex girlfriend family? by madgoat(m): 3:19pm On Aug 29, 2020
GboyegaD:
What I don't understand is why you needed the new lady's permission.

Because the OP Mr Truthlord12 is probably a fraudster. All the traits and signs are there. Very ungrateful human and also someone with very low sense of reasoning. Never in my life would i pray to meet someone like the OP that has such a deep dark ungrateful heart that would be confused whether to help someone who has helped him in the past.
Crime / Re: Burial Of Man & His Pregnant Wife Killed In Yenagoa, Bayelsa By Cultists (Photos by madgoat(m): 10:43am On Aug 29, 2020
Death did not even separate them grin
I hope that woman is not a troublesome woman because she will still be disturbing that man in the grave. undecided

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Health / Re: Woman Dies After Giving Birth To Quadruplets In Lagos; Was Childless For 7 Years by madgoat(m): 11:40am On Aug 28, 2020
yanabasee1:
This is very sad

Whats so sad there. Wont we all die some day undecided
Phones / Re: I Just Got Scammed by madgoat(m): 9:44pm On Aug 27, 2020
Boozah:
Hello nairalanders. I would love to share my bitter experience today. It all happened by 5.30pm. I had a chat with a seller on jiji and we agreed on a price. I got to his shop and inspectred and saw all phones were sealed. So a receipt was issued and it was written tested and okay. I paid through transfer and left thanking god i managed to get a brand new phone.

By the time i got back home, I tore the nylon as usual. However i heard a sound . I opened the box and saw the phone had flipped. I took out the screen protector, the phone was on. Inshort the phone was a refurbished phone. I felt sad and scammed. I called the shop and they start telling me sorry, that they did not know its refurbished .but i saw them all sealed in nylon. I later discover that the seal tape was missing. The imei sticker at the back was missing, lo and behold the screen was poorly glued. They promised to replace a brand new one. Now the question is how will i be sure brand new one is brand new one.

Nigerian crooks can get anywhere to get the seal sticker before opening it as brand new. I feel so stupid right now. All this happened at iwo road, inside a nice shop to fool ppl. I feel so ashmed. i paid 135k but got refurbished phone of 70k worth.

Go back there tmr and make a scene. How can u pay 135K for rubbish. Insist on getting ur money back or get a new fone. If u see a new fone in box thats sealed, it will be obvious. Go with a frnd, dont go alone.

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Crime / Re: Omozuwa: Police Parade Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by madgoat(m): 9:43am On Aug 27, 2020
WibusJaga:
N1M offered to take innocent life for ritual?
Sounds crazy! embarassed
Anyway they should face the full wrath of the Law.

1M to yield 100M how is that crazy grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Fires 'Aircraft-Karrier Killer' Missile In Warning To US by madgoat(m): 7:15am On Aug 27, 2020
CyberEBOLA:
Let me just keep quiet because what I wanted to say can start WORLD WAR 3.

So in ur mind now u have spoken with wisdom undecided
Travel / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by madgoat(m): 6:57pm On Aug 26, 2020
Lieutgood:
continuation
So the whole bus was smelling and choky and the whole bus was messy too because some ppl threw-up right there in the bus.It was hell on earth..Many ppl,women especially were seriously raining insults on the guy while some were laughing and making jest of him..i felt pity 4 the guy sha because the way he humbly and quitely stood at the last corner of the bus like who has received a death sentence...Now the funny part is coming.
After driving 4 amost 2hours,then it was almost morning..The driver branched a fueling station so we could catch some air and allow the guy come out of the bus..So everyone came out and the guy refuse 2 come out,the driver had 2 go and bring him out..When he finally came out,we realised that he has really messed up himself and the whole bus..they bought bags of pure water,stripped the guy from waist down and poured him water.He was really acting funny while all this was going on and everyone busted into an unending laughter.
Continuation...

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Sunday Shodipe, Oyo Killer, Rearrested, Back In Police Custody by madgoat(m): 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
The criminal is not smart. I swear if na me manage to escape from naija police custody, them no go ever find me again. No be mouth...... I go just miss lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Please Help. Is The Condition I Gave My Girlfriend Too Harsh? by madgoat(m): 9:34am On Aug 22, 2020
emkz:
Bad guy. Did you mean like a 3some with two sisters?

Your story was sweet until you got to the twist which landed on the wrong side. A man I know who bonked two blood sisters has been crippled for 15 years since the act. I am not saying his condition is the result of bonking two sisters, I am just telling you what I observed.

Keep quiet there and stop saying nonsense. I have bonked two sisters and nothing happened. Currently bonking a girl and her cousin grin
Politics / Re: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by madgoat(m): 11:03pm On Aug 15, 2020
TheTrueSeeker2:
Generating Encryption keys please wait.......

Modified

Finally opened but showing someone else' name, no passport

Same thing happened to me .
Romance / Re: Do I Tell My American Patient He's Being Scammed By A Nigerian Romance Scammer? by madgoat(m): 9:20am On Aug 14, 2020
ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers angry


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.


You are also a scammer. I cant believe u are in a dilemma if to tell him the truth or not. Why should u be thinking of telling him or not.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 10:10am On Aug 13, 2020
eby001:

Lol, don't be sad someone else taken your spot tongue

grin grin grin my own wasnt this annoying
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 9:21am On Aug 13, 2020
techmaster092:

Well i don't battle with riff-raff, I can't believe this set of miscreants are here, telling me to sell my phone if m dissatisfied such audacity, even if xiaomi officials r here they will definitely not respond this way, the same android 10 that have been out in other device for long

Oga sell your fone or throw it in a canal if u cant wait for updates. Its getting irritating seeing your rants. If u have money, buy a brand that gets updates as fast as u want. Grow up!

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 11:05pm On Aug 12, 2020
techmaster092:

Well I don't think i should converse with someone with this kind of moniker

Exactly.... U dont have to because i wont be afraid to give it to you hot.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 10:35pm On Aug 12, 2020
techmaster092:

It seems the whining is affecting you terribly, u did a great job standing in for xiaomi, so swerve, no one there says any negative thing about xiaomi, agent plenty pass customers

Is it compulsory u use xiaomi? If u are not happy with it move on and stop the rants. Abi na by force to use xiaomi

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Politics / Re: Walter Carrington Dies At 90 by madgoat(m): 10:30pm On Aug 12, 2020
Tiwatopebabe:
90? God please. I want mine to be a bit longer. 110 don do.

Tomorrow may even be your day..... #just saying

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by madgoat(m): 4:43pm On Aug 08, 2020
I want to raise my Honda Accord 2010 because its too low and the roads are bad in my locality. Is it advisable to raise it? Some people have told me not to raise it and some friends have said the car may start wobbling and have stability issues if raised. Should i instead buy bigger tyres and will that work? I am wondering if the tyres will start hitting or scraping on the body. I currently use 225/55 R17 tyres. Thats the recommended tyre size. Plz whats your suggestion(s)?

@ GAZZUZZ

@ radautoworks
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by madgoat(m): 12:11am On Aug 07, 2020
I want to raise my Honda Accord 2010 because its too low and the roads are bad in my locality. Is it advisable to raise it? Some people have told me not to raise it. Plz whats your suggestion?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by madgoat(m): 12:11am On Aug 07, 2020
I want to raise my Honda Accord 2010 because its too low and the roads are bad in my locality. Is it advisable to raise it? Some people have told me not to raise it. Plz whats your suggestion?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 8:00am On Aug 06, 2020
Reyhzor:
Got Miui 12 pdate on Mi9t las las, but the phone multitasking is now bad after the update

I have not noticed that on my Mi9T and i have been using the new update since weekend.
Politics / Re: Diekolola Olatanwa Osa-Avielele Dies After Birth Of Son In US by madgoat(m): 6:25pm On Aug 01, 2020
grin grin grin
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by madgoat(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Simran94:

Please I just got this phone, but I can't seem to activate my Airtel 4G sim. It keeps giving the below response. How do I go about it

Thats not a problem. It has nothing to do with the usage of your fone. I also cant activate my airtel sim but my second sim got activated. You actually dont need it for anything
Politics / Re: The Moment Gowon Received The News Of The Coup That Overthrew Him In OAU by madgoat(m): 12:02pm On Jul 30, 2020
Nnamdi Kanu was behind this over throw. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by madgoat(m): 1:12pm On Jul 29, 2020
Frenzy01:

You are a fool and you talk like a kid.. Cases like this 99% ends in tears forget that nonsense you're talking abt

See this goat talking as if he has sense grin
Romance / Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by madgoat(m): 11:34pm On Jul 28, 2020
LordNicvuitton:


I appreciate your kind input. She actually does the laundry in my absence (I work in a hospital within that area) so that when I'm back, I steam and package the clothes, just that i foot her daily meal and daily transport and then pay her monthly. She asked me for it, instead of her staying at home and she also knows that she won't get those extra privileges elsewhere, that she gets from me.

You don't love her and it seems you are not yet mature enough to have a committed relationship. Quite a shame that you are going to lose a woman who would have been very loyal and grateful to you in future and who would probably even have elevated you.
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by madgoat(m): 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2020
genius43:


That is just wrong, not only should be sign out he is also supposed to go to i.mi.com to delete the device from his account.

Hmmmmm...Lets hope its not a stolen device.
Celebrities / Re: Adeola ‘Phoenix’ Osinuga Dies After A Long Battle With Fibromya by madgoat(m): 10:31pm On Jul 25, 2020
Arry110:
Damn this must be a hard time for their kids

Are they the first to lose parents?
Phones / Re: I Need Help: I Am A Victim Of Wrong Phone Tracking [my Story] by madgoat(m): 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2020
Emyo:
Good day everyone who finds this and I wish to get help as soon as possible as I will be very brief.

On the 20th of July 2020 I got arrested by Asaba State CID from Enugu state and immediately thrown into prison.

On my arrest, I was arrested with an iPhone 7 Plus, the police officers dialed my phone number and it rang on my iPhone. Then I was asked where is the camon 15 I stole on the 7th of July in Asaba. I told them I didn’t visit Asaba on 7th I showed prove. Then the IPO told me the stolen phone was tracked and my phone number appeared to have been inserted into the stolen phone on the 9th of July.

This is ridiculous as I informed the police of my status in the society and that since April I have not removed my sim from my phone.

I had to pay N185,000 as amount of phone and cost of tracking to be freed after paying N50,000 for bail.

I am writing this because I need help, I need an independent tracker as agreed between me and the IPO to unravel the mystery of how my phone number got linked with the IMEI.

Please any recommendation will be appreciated

Look for Segalink on twitter and tag him. He will look into this case and u will get your money back. Bail is free and they should not have taken money from you
Family / Re: Please Help: How Do You Find A Mother You Have Never Met by madgoat(m): 2:34pm On Jul 19, 2020
Godlovesyou28:


I can't even hold my tears back, my heart is bursting out. I don't even know why I feel this amount of pain. My birth certificate says I was born in a private hospital that don't exist(I have gone there and its an office complex) and mother's name, occupation and signature is that of my mum(now step mum).

Maybe you were bought or stolen at birth. Theres more to your story if no one wants to tell you the truth now that u are all grown up and mature.

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