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LearnITsmash:
This is amazing, I love this mass hysteria

I tell you.
Mass hysteria.

cRobo:
What make you think I'm not from Igbo land?

Because you are not.

cRobo:
Nothing special here

89% ethanol,

Nigerians lack readily available resources otherwise they would have been the most Inventful people on earth


I won't say a word

LOL.
You are pained because it is coming from Igbo land.
It is actually, "nothing special" because self-sustenance and manufacturing is a trait of the Igbo man. Ironically, you are right.

Welrez:
https://leadership.ng/2020/03/12/anti-amotekun-protest-rocks-lagos/

Miyetti Allah nawa for you. You took time o!

KEVIND:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/sultans-bombshell-hunger-virus-killing-nigerians-more-than-coronavirus/amp/?

In 2 weeks time.....

BREAKING: "Sokoto State Government moves to begin probe on the Sultan. EFCC reportedly involved as it involves alleged mismanagment of Sultanate funds..."

Garba Shehu Twitter Account: "The allegations that the Buhari regime is responsible for the Sultan's probe is a result of mischief makers and is politically instigated by the PDP which we have said is dead..."

In 4 weeks' time....

BREAKING: "Sokoto House of Assembly dethrones the Sultan. To banish him to Toro LG in Bauchi State after finding him guilty of mismanagement of funds. A new Sultan to be announced...."

Anambralstson:
The Permanent Orientation camp of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has been commissioned by Governor Willie Obiano.

The Governor commissioned the newly built and equipped facility situated at Mbaukwu/Umuawulu.

Present at the ceremony were the Minister of Youth and Sports Development, Mr Sunday Dare, Director General, NYSC, Brigadier General Shaibu Ibrahim, the Speaker of the State house of Assembly, Rt Hon. Uchenna Okafor, Chief of Staff to the Governor, Mr Primus Odili, Commissioner for Youth Entrepreneurship and Cteative Economy, Mr Afam Mbanefo, among others.
Recall that the foundation stone of the NYSC facility was laid by the present administration on 15th February, 2015.

The facility commissioning ceremony also coincided with swearing - in ceremony of the 2020 Batch A, Stream One corps members.

lol looks like an uncompleted Police Training College or something.
Obiano should stop shaming Ndi Anambra.

Antoeni:
Leaked!
SLS

Do you know that among Sunusi Lamido Sunusi's silent and secret deeds are these?

1) Do you know that 2000 students are in his Scholarship scheme?

2) Do you know that Jaiz bank under his watch gave 64,000 Muslims and 69,000 Christians interest free loans to improve their lots?

3) Do you know that every week, he removes 250 Almajiris from street that are learning skilled work in Sabon Gari Kano?

4) Do you know that about 70 Almajiris are learning spare parts trade under Igbo people in Kano?

5) Do you know that he started business for 20 of them 24 hrs before he was dethroned?

6) Do you know that 20% of Northerners selling used chairs, rugs and other used things at Alaba Rago Lagos that it was SLS that helped improve their buisnesses?

7) Do you know that as he was leaving the palace he made available cheques for widows and orphans he feeds every month?

SLS is operating far ahead of his adversaries

Audio scholarship

Go and tell the people that sent you that this nonsense wasnt believed.
Yeye liars
Change tactics, if I were you guys. Do some actual stuff, you know, some of these lies you posted here, ACTUALLY get them done and let the participants tell the stories themselves. Like what Kwankwaso does.
Not these blatant, foolish, pedestrian lies. Nigerians on Nairaland no longer believe them. They are too blatant

SamuelOamen:
Deposed Emir of Kano, Lamido Sanusi, has filed a suit before the Federal High Court in Abuja for an order for his release from banishment.

Sanusi was taken to Awe in Nasarawa State since his dethronement on Monday.

His team of lawyers led by Lateef Fagbemi (SAN), on Thursday, filed a suit marked FHC/ABJ/CS/357/2020 before the Federal High Court in Abuja.


https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-deposed-emir-sanusi-sues-igp-dss-dg/

Tanko, Buhari, Abba Kyari and Ganduje's appointed CJN is waiting for him

Mr Sanusi, I know you are enjoying yourself where you are but still, "good for you".
As always, anyone will a good understanding of Northern politics will know that all these is orchestrated, teleguided towards power and politics for the benefit of the Northern elites and oligarchs and Islamists.

Expert17:
A huge boost for Manchester United's hopes of winning the Europa League - and getting back into the Champions League - as they're drawn against Austrian side LASK in the last-16.

Based on UEFA coefficient, LASK are the lowest-rated side left in the competition, while Solskjaer's men are the highest, having lifted the trophy in 2017.

Match day loading.............

havent they ban this match and suspended both clubs or something till next season?
We want our EPL players safe.
UEFA please ban and suspend.
GGMU.

Upworkwriter007:
Ure welcome...feel free to branch my house anytime...But wait oo, if he's in lagos, then who's el-rufai going to visit in awe. Someone is definitely lying here

LOL.
As long as it is APC you should expect lies and propaganda. This should not be surprising.
The question is, "what are these lies designed to acheive? Answer the question and then you will know which is plausible or not.

noblealuu:
Cerebral resource of this calibre cannot be buried under the whims and caprices of anachronistic traditional practices.


SLS is a rare gem, an asset.

Wonderful.
What has he done? List something tangible please. Let us learn from you.

ghettokid1:
Good! Sanusi 4 President 2023!

The Governor that confessed paying Fulani herdsmen terrorists money to stop killing Nigerians for President 2023!

fergie001:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/apc-removes-oshiomholes-pictures-banners-at-party-secretariat.html

LOL.
The former Chairman should go for a holiday in Cape Verde or somewhere.

elonize:
yes,name God punishing China for their evil

Not sure if the sins and evil of China is worse than a certain country and the only country that has dropped and killed hundreds of thousands of human beings- men, women and children, with nuclear bombs.

madridguy:
Alhaji Sanusi should accept his fate and move on.

For you to eat with the devil you must have a very long spoon. The moment he started taking side in the last election, i knew the man is gone already should Ganduje win.

Look at the Sultan of Sokoto, always talk with caution.

Politician can kill their mother to retain power so you don't mess with them.

True.

olasaad:
And what will happen after 2023 when Ganduje is no more in office.

He will come for him.

The Fulanis, like El Rufai said, does not forgive or forget.
Chillingly for Sanusi, Ganduje knows this.

AnonPoet:
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If there is anything APC is powerful in, it is in Propaganda.
I give it to them.
Juicy, juicy propaganda.

Nigerians will now believe this rubbish without evidence, hook, line and sinker. Ganduje that is caught in a video collecting bribe, the same Nigerians will deny the validity of that VIDEO and ask DSS to arrest the journalist that leaked the video.
GEJ is paying the price for being from the Old Eastern Nigerian region.

ContractKiller:
Coronavirus can travel twice as far as official ‘safe distance’ and stay in air for 30 minutes, Chinese study finds

Authorities advise people to stay 1-2 metres apart, but researchers found that a bus passenger infected fellow travellers sitting 4.5 metres away

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The scientists behind the research said their investigation also highlighted the importance of wearing face masks because of the length of time it can linger.

The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 can linger in the air for at least 30 minutes and travel up to 4.5 metres – further than the “safe distance” advised by health authorities around the world, according to a study by a team of Chinese government epidemiologists.

The researchers also found that it can last for days on a surface where respiratory droplets land, raising the risk of transmission if unsuspecting people touch it and then rub their face.

The length of time it lasts on the surface depends on factors such as temperature and the type of surface, for example at around 37C (98F), it can survive for two to three days on glass, fabric, metal, plastic or paper.

These findings, from a group of official researchers from Hunan province investigating a cluster case, challenge the advice from health authorities around the world that people should remain apart at a “safe distance” of one to two metres (three to six and a half feet).

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

Sounds close to a biochemical weapon that mistakenly/ intentionally got out of the lab.

Witcher:
Sanusi will not go gentle into the good night. Ganduje just gave him, what game of the thrones gave to Starbucks

You do not know how POWERFUL the Governors are in Nigeria, as empowered by Nigeria's faulty 1999 constitution.
As long as Ganduje is Governor, Sanusi cannot do anything. Even his international passport will be seized- if it hasnt yet.
That is the sad fact. I am sure Sanusi knows this.

maasoap:
Don't disgrace yourself here. Even pwc said that the nnpc officials didn't release a lots of documents to them to do proper audit. I guess you knew, you just wanted to sell lie.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/182172-missing-20billion-oil-money-our-audit-report-not-reliable-pricewaterhousecoopers.html&ved=2ahUKEwjR_YXf84_oAhWJzYUKHQ82CkYQFjAKegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw3is8M6QClYp97SaKQVFgU8



You are very silly to have quickly forgotten that Jonathan negotiated immunity for himself he handed over government to Buhari. That was done by the prominent Nigerians among which Kukah was one of them.

https://www.abusidiqu.com/jonathan-seeks-buharis-audience-to-negotiate-immunity-terms-as-cabals-begin-to-flee-nigeria/



You probably forgot what Jonathan did what ECA? He said it among PDP governors, LP governor and APGA governor leaving APC governors out. This time around, whatever the amount taken out was distributed fairly. That's better than what IB did

LOL.

Sai Buhari! I hope this is an excellent conclusion, Sir. Sai Buhari/ Abba Kyari!

NextD18:
He was obviously crying while saying all these.

Karma played fast!

Tinubu is next! All GEJ's conspirators must suffer it!

Tinubu's own is a widely-known secret.
Unless we want to deceive ourselves, everyone can see it coming. Even Tinubu himself. But well-done to him.

maasoap:
Shut up your dirty mouth! We were talking about huge amount of money with numerous documents here and there, shouldn't your tiny brain tell you that it would be difficult to have an exact figure without auditing. Are you telling us that the fact that the amount being mentioned fluctuated rendered it a lie? Of course, every sensible Nigerian knows that NNPC was a cesspool of corruption and it still is today. Take a look at Nigeria present situation, that's where corruption has taken it today.

Funny human being. The amount that PWC in their audit said it wasn’t missing. If such an amount was ever missing or stolen, why hasn’t APC rushed to witch-hunt GEJ over it?
You lots have no brains sir.

Where is the mouth of you foolish, tribalist Nigerians as Buhari and his cronies are robbing the nation dry? Borrowing and increasing the debt profile of Nigeria by over three times what it was? Reducing the ECA savings amount from the billions of dollars of what it was to a little under $70m?


Where are your noise?
YeYe.
Continue deceiving yourselves.

Thegamingorca:
Go harder in your ass yes...Sai baba

I am hailing Buhari and you are vexing
What do you apologists want again?
Sai Buhari! Sai Abba Kyari! Sai World Capital of Poverty!
Una never see anything. Incompetence and lifelessness still has more for you.

Thegamingorca:
Sai watching from behind the outskirts of aso rock with guarded jealousy your lust for being in buhari shoes.

The anger good luck and patience bear towards him. The failed attempt to ridicule him with no academiccredentials or waec yet he returned re-elected. How market

Sai Buhari jare!

Buhari go harder!!!!

Thegamingorca:
Sai baba and baba kyari far better than goodluck Jonathan and his widow....pej

Sai Baba! Sai Abba Kyari!

Sai Deceive yourself!

Officialgarri:
I remember when Sanusi was sacked by Gej because he exposed about #50billion that wasn't remitted by NNPC from 2011-14 and also sudden withdrawal from NNPC account.
Then he was suddenly compensated with an Emirate even despite the tussle with his brother for the throne.

Ganduje has struck like Jonathan did, but it will only last a while.
Sanusi is a very intelligent man that he might soon be invited to head world bank!

But Ganduje has only till 2023 and his own persecution shall begin.

Gotten from Twitter. I like the truths here.
Most of you knew Sanusi was lying when he said $20 billion was missing.

But Jonathan is an Ijaw man.

The sight of an ethnic minority as your president was such an irritation.

So you peddled lies and were constantly angry at GEJ.

Today, you lot have suddenly lost your voice

Sanusi was used as the perfect pawn in the biggest media trial in Nigeria's history.

Sadly, GEj did not care because baba believed in freedom of speech.

Meanwhile, your Messiah is arresting journalists..and you can't speak up.

Eyahh

What did we not hear?

Ogogoro drinker, his wife controls him.

Don't even get me started on that $90billion gist.

Baba have you 7% economic growth, today you have a potential recession plus just 2%.

You have all suddenly forgotten how to shout, including Sanusi himself

You mumus are satisfied buying rice for 22k now when under GEJ rice was sold at even 7k per bag. How time flies!

Enjoy your exile, Sanusi! I’m sure you know that Ganduje hasn’t finished with you.

Thegamingorca:
A humble thief with religious impunity. You lot down south are all stupid

Sai Baba my brother!

Buhari/ Abba Kyari for life Presidency!

Thegamingorca:
You are still a waiter... if You still dont see how stupid Jonathan was ruling this nation and turn a blind eye to want him back in that position?


You are a wailer.

Don’t mind him.
Buhari who carried Nigeria to the Poverty Capital of the World is doing fantastic.
Sai Baba!

Officialgarri:
I remember when Sanusi was sacked by Gej because he exposed about #50billion that wasn't remitted by NNPC from 2011-14 and also sudden withdrawal from NNPC account.
Then he was suddenly compensated with an Emirate even despite the tussle with his brother for the throne.

Ganduje has struck like Jonathan did, but it will only last a while.
Sanusi is a very intelligent man that he might soon be invited to head world bank!

But Ganduje has only till 2023 and his own persecution shall begin.

The 50billion that he later said it was 28billion and then 10billon and then he later said it wasn’t stolen but it was remitted but he didn’t know when? Then he later withdrew his statements entirely?

And foolish, tribalist Nigerians believed him? Is it the same Sanusi?
You can’t escape reaping, once you sow. He is only paying for his sins against a humble man.

Witcher:
Politricking... Like seriously!! persistent refusal to attend official meetings and programmes organised by the Government... This all about Ganduje and Sanusi Ego. And Ganduje just made a grave mistake Kano people right now are fed up with APC.. he should expect Attacks from angry youths. Especially from kwankwaso and Abba suppoters talkless of Sanusi suppoters who are mostly youths

LOL.
You do not know them. They are all the same.
Ganduje just needs to religionise his politics and interactions with his people. They will leave him alone and even worship him.

On a different note, it is interest that everyone who turned against GEJ has met some form of demise and retrogression.... Slowly. One by one.
It is good for them.
I hope the onlookers watch and learn lessons. You do not fight a man who is naturally humble. God will pick his battle and disgrace you. It is always the case.

Johnsonbet365:
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LaIabobo:
Don't be so sure. All rich men take loans from Banks or even federal agencies.
All these tribal and ethnic war in Nigeria isn't on the table of the rich. They wine and dine together.

LOL.
Which Federal loan or investment is in Igbo land?
You think Igbo land is North East Development Agency?