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iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-idp-commits-suicide-after-being-raped-by-ngo-official

This reminds me of what happens in DR Congo, Sudan, Liberia and Sierra Leone.
Rapes and sexual molestation for favours by military men and NGO officals skyrocket when there is a confict and war situations.
Sad.
Adding to the misery of an already brutalised person.

hopefulLandlord:
why is the girl's face covered?

What do you want to do with her face?

LegendVibes:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYxM0gAsWIa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Congratulations to him.
Took a lot of patience, hardwork and sacrifices to get to where he is.
The sacrifice was worth it.

Kudos, KOK.

LagosEmir:
Is it possible to withdraw money from fixed deposits from Nigerian bank before it's maturity?

Yes.
You are likely to lose all the interest though.

amrichy:
She doesn't look as gorgeous as Kim.

Kim is plastic.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

You are either going to murder one person or two persons.
Congratulations.
That blood will never stop crying against you.

When we say, abstinence you guys will call us old school.
Good for you.

angelEmade:
What kind of oloriburuku bridesmaid is that??
And the groom no even send anybody, man just dey take am with fullness of joy...
This is a great height of disrespect to someone you love and someone you are getting married to.

See the way he raised his hands and grooving his hardly erect dick to the yansh of Jezebel like lalasticlala whenever he sees a snake thread.
I can bet you, that bridesmaid don chop him dick before. I pity the bride, that man will definitely try to enter the babe again!

100%

omenkaLives:
Over the dead body of the owners of pdp to zone the ticket to that zone where they have their most slavish and diehard supporters and members.

They would rather zone it a million and one times to the North, West or South South, than give those people a chance.

No one HATES them more than the party they love so much, yet they feel entitled to the APC ticket. Witchcraft I call it.

Just call them by their names: South West.

Digmygold:
Shatap and tell that to your daughter whose husband will marry 25 wives.

New Living Translation
Isaiah 4:1
"In that day so few men will be left that seven women will fight for each man, saying, “Let us all marry you! We will provide our own food and clothing. Only let us take your name so we won’t be mocked as old maids.”

Digmygold:
Shatap and save that for your daughters and grand daughters when their poor husbands marry 25 wives each.

New Living Translation
Isaiah 4:1
"In that day so few men will be left that seven women will fight for each man, saying, “Let us all marry you! We will provide our own food and clothing. Only let us take your name so we won’t be mocked as old maids.”

FamilyAdviser:
Safety Measures For Cooking Delicious Snake Pepper Soup

Yesterday we caught big Puff Addy snake and used it for pepper soup. ( SEE PREVIOUS THREAD
https://www.nairaland.com/6923837/first-time-killing-eating-snake) To be candid, it was my first of eating snake and I thought I will die but guess what ? I woke up very healthy and even stronger with nourishing skin.

Well after my Junior brother finished preparing the snake meat I begged him to list the Measures which he just did and I thought it wise to share it to my fellow Nairalanders.

Preparing snake especially poisonous ones like Puff Addy required skills else you may end up poisoning your self lol...

Firstly, when hunting for snake like Puff Addy, target the head and avoid the tail from touching u.

Secondly, after a successful hunting, cut off the head and the tails before roasting it. The poisonous venom of Puff Addy is in the head and the tails, if you didn't cut it off the venom may spill to the body and you may end up getting yourself killed.

Thirdly, it is very pertinent to roast the snake before cutting it open because if it is pregnant the little ones may bite you, roasting it will kill whatever may be inside of it.
Fourthly, remove all the instestines although some people do eat it but it safe to remove it. Aftrr slicing it to your taste, use Maggie,salt,saint leaves, spicity, ginger and add enough pepper to it.

Finally, it is safe to prepare and eat snake if only you have done it before. Don't just assume you can do it, always seek for help of snake eaters if you cut any or you follow this guidelines I listed above. Snake meat is best when you eat with your family,friends and loved ones. I can't wait to eat another snake.

"may kill you..."

I love the caution you included in this piece.
Wondering why I should go through this risk because I want to eat snake.

etokhana:
https://dailytrust.com/2-men-arrested-exhuming-16-skulls-at-cemetery

This is now, solely, a South West industry.
What is happening, guys?

FutureDecisions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNW4I0Pvcv0

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYV4hARpPUa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Africans, NEVER you tell your friends your next big move.
Never, ever, ever. When will y'all learn?
Tell only those who NEED to know. Not those who want to know.

May her soul rest in peace.

ba7man:
Na poisonous snake like this dem kill like rat??

Snakes aren't having it good in Nigeria at all. No matter how big or poisonous they are, they always end up in the pot when they meet a Nigerian.

They kill over 2,000 Nigerians per year.

If a fraction of these end up in the pot, this is fine.

IamBroke:
Guys please I need your advice...



I want to learn handwork this year...


And I want to go for eithre "Barbing or phone repair"


Please I need ur advice...


I need something that will be giving me daily income...but not just daily income ...with good money

Barbing.

Digmygold:
Shameless husband snatcher

New Living Translation
Isaiah 4:1
"In that day so few men will be left that seven women will fight for each man, saying, “Let us all marry you! We will provide our own food and clothing. Only let us take your name so we won’t be mocked as old maids.”

HBB1:
Ogbeni come off it jor!
What if he was gifted a car?

You think I am hungry?

No dey talk rubbish abeg!
If you don't have anything reasonable to say, just let it go.

You do not understand respect and honour.

That is why a barber was just gifted a Lexus and you are just a keypad warrior.

HBB1:
Same Yorubas say, 'idobale o ki n se iwa'

If you call grovelling in front of another man respect, so be it.

Spiritual head kor, spiritual head ni.
Self aggrandization.

As if the Jesus that died for the barber is inferior to the Pastor's own.

Was that how they grovelled in the early church?

When I was in Uni even Student Pastors were already carrying shoulder.
A good number were uncomfortable when called by their names.
Every body wants special respect.

E pele sir!

You do not understand respect and honour.

That is why a barber was just gifted a Lexus and you are just a keypad warrior.

Ahmback:
'Go In Peace': US Church Founded In 1800 Holds Last Service



Source: https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/newsus/go-in-peace-us-church-founded-in-1800-holds-last-service/ar-AAS9MwV?ocid=wispr

When the church engages in charity, motivational speaking, liberalism OVER declaring the true gospel of Christ and evangelism, it will fold up.
Acts 20; 32
"And now brethren, I commend you to God and to the Word of His grace which is able to BUILD you up...."
You build with God and with the Word.
Anything else, nopes.

HBB1:
So the Pastor is now a King or Queen?

Was BROTHER Paul, the Apostle being knelt too?

Abegi!

Respect and honour is foreign to you.
You lots are funny.
The Yorubas fully prostrate, flat on the ground, and it’s fine with you. We call it culture.
The British prostrate to the Queen and those in the Royal Lineage. We hail it and we admire it.
A man or woman honours his spiritual head by bowing or kneeling and you are up in arms.
Hypocrites.

Nigeriadondie:
Thr idea if kneeling down is what I don’t like. It looks so dehumanizing. If I were the pastor, Inwould have lifted or prevented the man from kneeling down in the first place.
Also, publicizing this is not necessary. The principle of what your right hand does do not let your left hand know has been violated

If I were the pastor, Inwould have lifted or prevented the man from kneeling down in the first place.

It is called respect and honour. It seems foriegn to you, but it is actually Biblical. And in many royal homes, you CANNOT approach the King or Queen without kneeling. Believe me, if you kneel or bow to someone you respect or honour, you wont die.

Also, publicizing this is not necessary. The principle of what your right hand does do not let your left hand know has been violated

Some of you will say, "Pastors dont give to people". Now that you have seen an evidence of giving, you've changed your mouth to, "Also, publicizing this is not necessary" lol. What is it that you guys really want?

Mood11:
Comedian in the day.

XYZ at night.

If you know, you know.

Comedian ke

flyinnizam:
Jubilations as my brother brought home this 2 bushpig this morning. New year don set for us o.

You killed Comrade Snowball.

Kobojunkie:
Again.....So, you think those who Obey the Words of Jesus Christ are backsliders and unbelievers?

Jesus Christ instead calls them His friends - John 14 vs 15 - 25 & John 15 vs 14 - So what do you think that makes you?

My conscience does not bite at all since I know I am doing what Jesus Christ Himself commands. Are you?

Again, stop trying to twist and deflect your initial statement. That is very dishonest of you. Why do you bring dishonesty into 2022?

Your conscience is biting you based on your initial statement.

Kobojunkie:
So, you think those who Obey the Words of Jesus Christ are backsliders and unbelievers?

Jesus Christ instead calls them His friends - John 14 vs 15 - 25 & John 15 vs 14 - So what do you think that makes you?

Again, I understand the urge to temporary console your biting conscience.

Kobojunkie:
All those who attend churches are in fact never to grace the gates of Heaven this because they submit themselves to the doctrines and traditions of men, lies, instead of the Truth of God, just as Jesus Christ warned - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 14 & Mark 7 vs.1 - 13.

Your church attendance culture is no different from regularly frequenting of say a brothel or strip club.

This is what backsliders and unbelivers say, in order to temporary console their biting consciences.

neolboy:
It has become a normal thing in Nigeria that when we are about or have entered into the New Year, different religious leaders with different Prophecy about Nigeria will be coming out. Most of these prophecies are evil and unpleasant.

This is an appeal to all religious leaders to beware of giving doom prophecies concerning 2022.

To me no matter what prophecies they give out, all i know is that 2022 is my Year of Answered Prayers.

What about you?

I prophesy that this shall be the last full year of Buhari as Nigeria's President.

Get your prophecies rolling, lads..

jesusjnr2020:
Does Spending The Last Night Of The Year In A Church Service Make Any Difference?

It's about that time of the year again, when the churches across the nation usually record their highest attendance numbers of the year, during their cross over services.

The reason for the record attendance figures attained during these services, is mostly because many who rarely or never attend church services during the year, for some reason are also found inside church buildings on this particular night during the cross over services.

It appears they do so because they feel spending the last night or cross over service of the year was very important and makes a significant difference in their lives, regardless of how they spent the remaining part of the year after cross over service, even if they don't change their ways, or do any thing differently from how they used to do them.

However the truth is that just spending the last night or cross over service of any year in any church building would make no real difference in someone's life, except it is able to cause the person to change his ways and how he does things.

Moreover, if Christ were to come on the last night of the year, most of those inside the church buildings during the cross over service would still be left behind, so what's the point of just attending these last church services of the year, if one doesn't repent or turn away from his or her wicked ways?

What difference does it really make?

Moreover, if Christ were to come on the last night of the year, most of those inside the church buildings during the cross over service would still be left behind,
Prophet, how do you know?

Gaddafi1:
Working in a village, Delta state during this Christmas period and the festive period was just boring. Anyway things got better today as one of the locals working with us killed an antelope. Our new year came quite early.

This is not snake, no need to invite Lala for the choppings

One of the best meats you can eat. Believe me.

Unique357:
My wife left me when I lost everything. She took our two children with her and has blocked me everywhere. I couldn't reach her to speak with my children. I have tried reaching her parents to no avail.

But now that things are going well for me, my brother in law lifted me and I am back to business and I have a girlfriend we are getting married next year march by God's grace.

Now my ex is back in the picture making life difficult for my girlfriend. She is blackmailing her and bombarding her with nasty messages to the extend of humiliating her in public, calling her all sorts of names like husband snatcher etc. I am angry with her because she has left me when I needed her the most and this girlfriend stood by me with my poor conditions and now she wants to play victim and putting the blame on my girl.

I want to arrest her and let her rot in jail but on the other side I don't want to do it for the sake of our children who are 10 years and 7 years. I want to deal with her in a calm way because there are children involved . What do you think I should do?

My wife left me when I lost everything. She took our two children with her and has blocked me everywhere. I couldn't reach her to speak with my children. I have tried reaching her parents to no avail.


Did you officially divorce her?
If you didnt then, technically, she is right. Your girlfriend is a husband snatcher.

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

I am sorry you went through this. Thank God it happened now and not when you married him. This is very common these days.

Kriss216:


Of a truth, I enjoy how the northern leaders are treating their people. It's a perfect of example of "Being with the Presidency does not guarantee anything".

The president is from Katsina, same Katsina is the headquarters of Bandits.. the home of Martyrs

the home of Martyrs