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RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lmao. Long throat! Change ur ways!
m not that bad... I only go to Church like 5 times per semester...so?
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 7:47pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lol. U're clueless on this one. It's a Unit in Winners' Chapel.
ooh I think I remember...you give firstimers gifts(refreshment)..stuffs like that....ah I like that group ehn...i always go to diff fellowship n skul just to collect first timers gift..this particular unit always have their faces glowing with love and care(though it always seem like a role they must play which doesn't make it too real)..buh i always go bk with lacasera and snacks like that... shey it sounds like the unit wey u dey??
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Help: I Think Im Gay!! by Mafking(m): 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
Abduletudaye:
Lmao.... cheesy grin
sorry jare....wanted to quote the op
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Help: I Think Im Gay!! by Mafking(m): 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2015
you want mature advice buh you are not mature yoursef...what's all thz rubbish...thick lips ,stony yansh, igneous bo*bs....like seriously
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Help: I Think Im Gay!! by Mafking(m): 4:03pm On Dec 27, 2015
Abduletudaye:
angry
you want mature advice buh you are not mature yoursef...what's all thz rubbish...thick lips ,stony yansh, igneous bo*bs....like seriouslyhuh duhh
RomanceRe: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by Mafking(m): 3:10pm On Dec 27, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
Mixed feelings, its really hard dating an online friend coz I am currently in one, well, I don't expect much from it, I am only enjoying while it lasts....... but for blind dates, don't go there! I've seen my fair share of chimpanzees!!!
awww baby...I can't actually blame you 4 not expecting much from it,from us...though distance may be setting us miles apart...just like your smiles am real baby,am 4 real
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 3:04pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Choir? I'll be chased if I attempt joining one. So, no.. I'm in the Hospitality Unit.. Not choir.. No easy access to mics.
chased ke...u mean you sound like trombone?...me think say u will be in choir cus ur pretty(most pretty girls have pretty voice....hospitality too make sense...don't really know what you do...i sha know you visit and carry people that enter spirit to hospitals...
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 2:48pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lol.. I tried. Nobody gave me the microphone.
can't believe I just laughed to ur joke...don't tell me you are not in choir...accessing microphone is so easy 4 the choristers.. dey smtimes abuse the opportunity sef....
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 2:42pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lol.. I tried. Nobody gave me the microphone.
can't believe I just laughed to ur joke...don't tell me you are not in choir...accessing microphone is so easy 4 the choristers.. dey smtimes abuse the opportunity sef....
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 2:01pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lol. It's okay. Don't try to teach me anything. It's pointless in this context.
Hmm...it seems you are not as troublesome as I think...happy last Sunday...did you crack any not funny jokes today again in church??
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 8:22am On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:
And why should you be pained? All these uptight ppl that can't spot a joke. What if I tell you I'm an introvert?
I knew it was meant to be a joke buh what do you call a joke that is not funnyhuh and stop making being an introvert sound like a brain disease.... introverts are great ppu,stop using it as an excuse 4 ur ....... u know t
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 11:26pm On Dec 26, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Nope. Far from it.
thank God you know...he just dey pain me say you fine
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 10:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Two introverts dating...

Woman: Life has become meaningless. Nothing seems to be working. No money, no friends, no family. What's the point in living?

Man: Yea, life is meaningless. Let's die.

Woman: Nice idea, I think we should just die.
4 your mind now, you don make sense.....smh
RomanceRe: How To Re-package Yourself After Heartbreak by Mafking(m): 3:00pm On Dec 26, 2015
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RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If A Boy Presses Your Boobs And Runs Away? by Mafking(m): 10:06am On Dec 26, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
I will give him a tit for tat.

Whatever happen later is personalwink
*smiles* i cant 4get what later happened that day i slapped your b*obs
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If A Boy Presses Your Boobs And Runs Away? by Mafking(m): 10:03am On Dec 26, 2015
DoubleChief22:
.you are fine oo
this one fine?? i didn't even see her face,for the load she carry 4 front has covered the face....guess that's what u saw too...
RomanceRe: Help! Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy? by Mafking(m): 9:51am On Dec 26, 2015
ok
RomanceRe: How Can I Successfully Install Fifa Software 2015 On My Laptop? by Mafking(m): 8:38pm On Dec 25, 2015
u seriously need some spankings in yr left yansh....were you talking about Spartacus game now...
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 8:33pm On Dec 25, 2015
stupidity:
grin nor leave us here o. Ur ministry is needed here also
at last a neighbor that fucking cares...one bottle f origin 4 una
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 3:23pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
Dey don lie for u shocked shocked shebi u knw hand fan very well?dat is how my yansh is oo!!as flat as a hand fan grin
nah...guys no dey lie abt things like that....dey fit lie say dey love you.o buh lie say bae get yansh?? dey may joke abt it buh lie
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 3:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
Hehehehehehehe n b u created a thread like u acting nollywood movie?
OK lemme confess...I heard u are one the girls with the biggest yansh on this section and that's my weakest point...
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 2:53pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
Broke up with me?oh even ur boo get boo cheesy
i never mentioned yr name, just quoted you...stop getting ur hopes high jare....
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 2:33pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
I saw ur mention dis morning but i decided to ignore u grin cos i dont knw wat u wnt from me grin
mitcheew...okada! okada! abeg i dey go sexuality, how much?

no.o na only me i just broke up with this bae,she will find her way home
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 2:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy u again? shocked
hehehe...me again...sounds as if you av bin following me hun...cum4wot wud kill 4 this opportunity ah mean he has mentioned you in all sections esp sexuality(you know that's my new address ryt)
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 2:01pm On Dec 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
Now....u don't have too grin
ok mummy. .
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahha...NOT @ all... grin
Babacele & I are juz friends & nothing more than that.
was just pulling ur legs...
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:52pm On Dec 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahha...NOT @ all... grin
Babacele & I are juz friends & nothing more than that.
was just pulling ur legs...
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:46pm On Dec 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
Lol....if ur packing....don't forget I have an extra room to spare u for awhile grin grin grin


My broda cholls can help u too... tongue
shrugs shoulder... so you and Babacele will be disturbing with your moans of honeymoonhuh
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:39pm On Dec 25, 2015
younghartz:
Tears cry
more tears to your tears bro...
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:36pm On Dec 25, 2015
[quote author=Decker post=41330378]No worries bro, I got your back, anytime.
Oya pack all your threads put inside this lorry, Kia! Kia! grin
thanks jare....u no wan tap alonghuh?
RomanceRe: In Tears: My Rent Don Expire 4 Romance Section by Mafking(op): 1:26pm On Dec 25, 2015
PatrickSaintz:
cry cry cry
say what's on ur mind bro...

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