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Business / Re: Banking $100-$300 Daily Using Instagram- Completely Easy And Legit. by Mafking(m): 4:53pm On Mar 16, 2016
maigemuu:
OP

you have really tried. i appreciate your effort at educating young minds on INSTAGRAM. I would be sharing my success soonest. watch out for this space.

please sir how and where can i buy car pictures on fiverr or if you have any other sites that pictures can be bought
Business / Re: Banking $100-$300 Daily Using Instagram- Completely Easy And Legit. by Mafking(m): 8:23am On Mar 16, 2016
Harbdhul:


I will be posting about this very soon, please be patient and i will put you right on track smiley

please the fiverr account you gave is taking me to the homepage and not the person's page....how can i get to the guy please...i want to use this guy you recommended
Culture / Re: Wives Of Alaafin Of Oyo Take A Selfie Together by Mafking(m): 1:27am On Jan 18, 2016
menabae:
Imagine old man like this enjoying these fresh young girls all by himself.....hmmMmmmmmmmm women with money sha...
forget money..if alaafin wan marry you...there's nothing u can do abt it...if he tell you normal normal u no gree..the nigger go just use jazz 4 u...
Romance / Re: I Think Women Boobz Are Mysterious. (see Why) by Mafking(m): 12:48am On Jan 08, 2016
[quote author=KashyBaby post=41764155]


Lemme use this word ...

EH HEN cool[/quote

I wud take that as a yes cus it sounds lyk Yoruba... and it may means yes n dz context..It depends
Romance / Re: I Think Women Boobz Are Mysterious. (see Why) by Mafking(m): 12:29am On Jan 08, 2016
KashyBaby:
So everyday u see her n@ked.with flat chest & one day u woke up seeing her bo0by juz look like mt.Everest firm & pointy as u said. shocked

hope your own doesn't change form like that.o
Romance / Re: Whats Your Real Name? by Mafking(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2016
BaebieHot:
Eseoghene, but Ese for short cheesy

I have a thing 4 girls that go by their local names... in skul u hear meaningless names from girls....and when they reach their homes they resume their beautiful local names... fake ppu errwhere...though yr name iz complicated for me to grasp(4 I am Yoruba) i still really respect thz....Nigerians detest their own cultures...they wanna be like the westerns by fire by force....

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Romance / Re: To The Nigerian Men Craving Virgin Wives, My Reply by Mafking(m): 12:00am On Jan 08, 2016
omo no wonder the rate of marriage has been declining..
- non virgin guys want to marry virgin girls

-virgin guys need(must) to marry virgin girls

-non virgin guys supporting non virgin girls,sighs,at the deepest place in their hearts,marrying a virgin girl wud seem like a gift

- the supply of virgin girls at marriageable age is very slim compared to the demand

-and with thz cheating, trust issues,bitchynization,spreding legs is my hobby issues going on it will get to a point that the only way to certify trust,save marriage is to marry a virgin but by then virgin wud be so fu**cking scarce and marriage will be more Bleep**n scarce.....(MY PREDICTION)

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Do This... by Mafking(m): 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2016
Moz22:
Only broke ass ladies does that...you'll never find Genevieve or Omotola doing that poo
baba everything you write na lie...so you've never seen a rich lady doing thz? broke or rich...there are some tinz that are common to all ladies except the spirikoko ones(some still do it self)

about Genevieve and omotola....do you live together with them
Romance / Re: When A Guy Gives You Dirty Looks? by Mafking(m): 8:32pm On Jan 06, 2016
1.maybe you shud check your clothes...are they dirty?
2.maybe,just maybe he finds your chest attractive to him which is probably what you wanna hear
3. you are girl...unless you are much more ugly as you have claimed...dirty looks should have stopped bothering you by now....even we guys get dirty looks from, well I won't call them dirty girls

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Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Asked You Out? Ur Reaction? by Mafking(m): 1:34am On Jan 05, 2016
Sept20:
I don't see anything wrong with a girl asking a guy out but most guys see it as a cheap move. Dummies!

eyah...sorry...I feel yr pain bro
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by Mafking(m): 3:31am On Jan 01, 2016
Harbigail:
Lolz...@latest crush.it feels gud somtyms tho,havin dat one crush u may neva get to meet...i like u already n so am wishing u a lovely,funfilled,fruitful n very hapy new year....(yea,yea,dnt mention,i knw am a darling)hahaha ehm ehm,hapy new year to all nairalanders,evry1. is a friend wia i com from.its nothing but love.

thanks 4 all thz sweet sweet wishes(I dnt really like sugar though,buh cus its coming from you)...and yels you are such a Darling....and bae shall we go less public(my eyes are pushing me)

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Romance / Re: Say What You Ve Always Wanted To Say To A Romanclander B4 2015 Ends Here by Mafking(m): 3:15am On Jan 01, 2016
Harbigail:
Awwww,am so purring like a cat,how sweet of u or shld i say me?lolz...no mind me.glad i cld make u laff...ma head?huh cherry size.HNY wish u d very best new frnd.

you shud see me ryt now...smiling under my blanket...picturing what ur face wud look like(I still dey yr nose,never reach ur lips.o)....ehn ur head small like cherry,ehn it still dey knockable na..abi

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Romance / Re: ***I Just Had My First Kiss In 2016 *** Boo's Lips Is So Succulent.. PIX by Mafking(m): 1:54am On Jan 01, 2016
haa...hope this year is new 4 you sha...*shakes head like agama lizard*

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Romance / Re: I Must Get Hooked For Real In 2016 by Mafking(m): 1:48am On Jan 01, 2016
prettythicksme:
shocked grin happy new year!
back to the sender!!!!
Romance / Re: I Must Get Hooked For Real In 2016 by Mafking(m): 1:45am On Jan 01, 2016
prettythicksme:
U self choose better moniker grin
lolz like prettyfoursome
Romance / Re: Send Your New Year Shoutouts. by Mafking(m): 1:25am On Jan 01, 2016
shout out to ma daddy,to ma mummy,to ma dog(the dog just dey jump up as if say in know say we don enter new year,shout out to friends,offline crush(her name is peace) she never gree.o...and every morning I wake up I always tell God(I need peace in my life oh lord) shout out to kashybaby,online crush(I never even propose to that one sef)shout out to jollyjoy(sometimes she dey talk like my future wife i just don't know) shout out to Harbigail(my latest crush) shout out to decker(na in drive the trailer wey carry my threads go sexuality) buh now am back mehn...last buh not the least.................


shout out to 2015..
2016 how far na

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Romance / Re: Say What You Ve Always Wanted To Say To A Romanclander B4 2015 Ends Here by Mafking(m): 12:47am On Jan 01, 2016
Harbigail:
Realy,no matter how hard u try,i just dnt get it.things wey dey dis ma small head 2plenty.

lolz...u gat me laffin.o...u are the first person to make me laf thz year...ehn ehn concerning yr small head...how small is the head self....happy new year dear...wishing u happiness
Romance / Re: 10 Crazy Facts You Should Know About The Vagina by Mafking(m): 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
haaa vagina at the left side... new year resolution at the right....which one shud i pick.o
Romance / Re: 10 Crazy Facts You Should Know About The Vagina by Mafking(m): 6:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
haaa vagina at the left side... new year resolution at the right....which one shud i pick
Romance / Re: Hello by Mafking(m): 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2015
@op...you ar soo beautiful.o...new year z approaching...that shud be my last lie for the year...welcome anyways
Romance / Re: What Stopped U From Getting Married Dis Year by Mafking(m): 6:07pm On Dec 31, 2015
naughtynaughty:
hey show me d keys *straightface*

baby love conquers all...love conquers even keys
Romance / Re: What Stopped U From Getting Married Dis Year by Mafking(m): 5:46pm On Dec 31, 2015
naughtynaughty:
awwww..whrz ur car key b4 I say yeeeessssss *adjustingmybrahand*

errm pie,erm bae....I seriously don't know why am sweating
Romance / Re: Say What You Ve Always Wanted To Say To A Romanclander B4 2015 Ends Here by Mafking(m): 5:30pm On Dec 31, 2015
Harbigail:
Well,i dnt always keep all dis monikers in ma head esp wen they were mean to me...so to all those who jst bashed me 4 no reason or jst to spite me in 1 way or anoda i 4giv u...for all those who showed me love in one form or another,thanks and remain blessed.av a fruitful and a super funfilled 2016 wit lov from Harbie.

hmmm OK..baby should I give you reason(s) to cram my moniker?(licking lips)
Romance / Re: What Stopped U From Getting Married Dis Year by Mafking(m): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2015
naughtynaughty:
time is going. Ur mates are becoming grandpa..ure here sayin sumtin else

OK(kneeling down with one leg) will you marry me?
Romance / Re: What Really Is A Woman's Pride? by Mafking(m): 1:34am On Dec 31, 2015
quivah:
hmmm i love girls that always wrap their mouth around the truth... just sayin
Romance / Re: What Stopped U From Getting Married Dis Year by Mafking(m): 1:23am On Dec 31, 2015
MARRIAGE CHASING ME, ME CHASING MONEY AND DREAMS
Romance / Re: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by Mafking(m): 12:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
SexyStrawberry:

Hmmmmmm, who be this one kwanu ?
I am dasukigate...ur online maga
Romance / Re: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by Mafking(m): 12:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
SexyStrawberry:

Hmmmmmm, who be this one kwanu ?
I am dasukigate...ur online
Romance / Re: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Mafking(m): 8:52pm On Dec 27, 2015
Oliviaarims:



Lmao. Long throat! Change ur ways!

m not that bad... I only go to Church like 5 times per semester...buh my bro reported to ma mum that i'on really go to church..am stuck with one church now...promised mum I wud join choir

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