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 Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 1:40pm On Dec 03, 2006 |
Sid Green:WHAT DA F**K!!!! @ gbade (darque) - yo, its yo boi Konko! hola! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 2:02pm On Dec 01, 2006 |
*yawns* <mutters under breath> puh! damn barbie dolls and G-girls, <spies G-mans half empty bottle lying in the booth, grins to self  , dashes in. . . grabs it. . . takes a full swig, and turns into. . . . . . . . >duh! MAGNETO!  <gives G-man a super sonic kick-in-da-butt, sending him to planet Barbie> turns to gamine. . . . wudup shawty, the king is back! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 1:05pm On Dec 01, 2006 |
dawg use on AHH too!! ma id on AHH?u tell me urs first |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2006 |
[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=30581.msg733503#msg733503 date=1164967203]@magneto, Hey, watch your mouth, mayne!  . Thou shall not use tha G-Man's name in vain!<tiptoes back into the phonebooth, brings out a 4 litre bottle of sepe, custom-made. Passes a cup to magneto, then goes ahead to give Gamine 2 pints of akpeteshi. What happens? 15 minutes, Gamine starts to cry. Why is she crying? Because she is so "happy". I smiled, the akpeteshi was beginning to work wonders. 30 minutes later, Gamine starts reciting Avogadro's Law while magneto had started pissing in his pants and crying for his mackintosh! >'nuff said.[/quote]hahahahahaaaa, men, u are sompn else! lol! @gamine - well whaddaya know, our G-man is a danfo driver suo! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 9:25am On Dec 01, 2006 |
Gamine:good, then i won't have to punch it in. professionaly of course |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 9:21am On Dec 01, 2006 |
buhahahahaaaa, !! a super hero that drinks sepe! roflmfao ! damn, now i know what u do in dem phone booths. <gbade. x walks into the arena, assesses the situation around him. And then goes into an abandoned phone-booth,gulps a couple shots of sepe and transforms into. . . . . . . . .> THE GIN-MAN! of course mixed wit lemon grass, or monkey tail! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 8:51am On Dec 01, 2006 |
[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=24438.msg731997#msg731997 date=1164908748]@ magneto, i'm repping tha Akz (Afro Kingz). Jeah![/quote]Afro what??! what da hell kinda name is dat?  @100bars - is u in da crew too? hola @ ur boi ahh 4 life! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 2:47pm On Nov 30, 2006 |
nigga shut da fck up!!! lol! , u no dey taya?hey, what crew iz u reppin? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 2:39pm On Nov 30, 2006 |
@ Gamine - no banana?!! lol @ G-man, shove ur grenade pudding up ur ass! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by magneto(m): 1:59pm On Nov 30, 2006 |
signing in! its da illest emcee to ever blaze da m.i.c y'all wack mofos could never contest me i'm a vet, ur a pet, dat means i stick da pin in ur butt only time u certified ill is when u visit da doc i'm able to disable, so put ur cards on the table punches leave u feeling like ph rains, totally unstable youse a gay ass nigga, i'm a cock freezer (think) fck around n get ripped apart like a hot pizza Magneto stay on point, never slack, always on da grind y'all better recognise and dont cross dat line word!! Nairaland stand up!!!!!!!!! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 9:34am On Nov 30, 2006 |
gbade u dey craze well well b4 o, hahahaaa, lol! i dey feel u sha!@Gamine - dont mind him dear, he jus jealous! as for the flavor, i was thinking goat meat peppersoup and a bottle of sompnto match flavor lol, ok jus kidding, i meant banana/apple shake flavor with some lemon twist, mmmmm, yummy  *btw* - modups is right about fusing the naija thingy in ur music. u know, make it sound more original. the guy i gave u his digits did a song like that called "i don taya" and its widely popular in PH radio stations. definitely rock, but with a naija flavor. cant wait to hear ur stuff too *imitating my grandpa's voice* "im a rocker, yeees ooO00oooo", |
| Romance › Re: Why Men Are Such Cheaters(appreciating Finer Points) by magneto(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2006 |
@poster - c'mon gurl, its a well known fact ladies love playboys not saying i approve tho'. besides, ladies cheat too, there has to be an accomplice here, huh? @ThoniaSlim - haba only 1%??! lol, u dey vex oh! |
| Forum Games › Re: In My Pants by magneto(m): 8:22am On Nov 29, 2006 |
there's room for two in my pants |
| Forum Games › Re: Questions And Answer (game) by magneto(m): 2:21pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
no, i go find me a dollie pie do u like being naughty, at times? |
| Forum Games › Re: In My Pants by magneto(m): 2:08pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
all of una no even get pant! i'll take u to the candy shop in my pants |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2006 |
Gamine:nah, try again, ur close!  hey, i'd luv to hear ur stuff toohope u don't sound like my grandpa |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 2:57pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
say whaaat!!! u sent that one too??, well whaddaya know, this must be my lucky week. here's one for u too |
| Romance › Re: She Cheated And Told Me by magneto(m): 8:44am On Nov 24, 2006 |
roflmfao, shorty's as cold as iice! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 8:19am On Nov 24, 2006 |
@gbade - , eat out ur heart son! lol!@ Gamine - hey, i got dat kiss, chocolate flavoured (my favorite) |
| Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by magneto(m): 8:09am On Nov 24, 2006 |
never wwdlt u met an impotent man *peeping ur sig* |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 9:50am On Nov 23, 2006 |
Gamine are u sure bout that?? i got this mail from Brenda A. (tonianni@mac.com), "yeah so whut do have for me better be good or ill hit u upside your head, lol" and i replied pronto. ok, don't worry i'll just forward my reply to your yahoo account aight. *in between* u have a very pretty smile u know? |
| Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by magneto(m): 8:00am On Nov 23, 2006 |
yesterday wwdlt u were in a fight? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 6:35pm On Nov 22, 2006 |
@gamine - u call the guy yet? |
| Forum Games › Re: When Was The Last Time You: by magneto(m): 10:37am On Nov 22, 2006 |
dont know what dat is wwtlt u watched a Indecency flick |
| Forum Games › Re: Flirt Corner by magneto(m): 9:45am On Nov 22, 2006 |
hmmm, lotsa pretty ladies in da hizzy! *checking up on muki's booty* hello sexy mama, u riding? |
| Romance › Re: She Cheated And Told Me by magneto(m): 2:38pm On Nov 21, 2006 |
@choco4life - watchout for what?? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria by magneto(m): 10:21am On Nov 17, 2006 |
@gamine - i know just the producer u need gurl. this dude is like the best naija rock artiste i know, hit me up at, mashddon@yahoo.com |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by magneto(m): 8:21am On Nov 17, 2006 |
@nilla - tanx babe! @saintsam - they say great minds think alike, huh. @simmy - dope ish mayne, big up! |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by magneto(m): 1:35pm On Nov 16, 2006 |
"TRIBUTE TO A LOST WORLD" and so it was in a time long gone when men and women of brown skin, toiled stretching their taut backs to enrich the dark soil with harvest of crops and an abundance of oil when young children sat at the feet of the old imbibing words of wisdom, as their stories unfold carefully raised up in a proud and hardworking mould always with smiles on their lips and a heart never cold alas darkness came in the guise of the light blackmen forced to believe they're inferior to white who raped our land and enslaved our might cos cunning and guile, we knew not how to fight generations have passed, but the struggle lives on in this mordern world, we are the last seed of zion we must seize our destiny, and our pride restore! make an everlasting tribute to our dead, lost world |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by magneto(m): 12:39pm On Nov 13, 2006 |
nice poems y'all, i'm luvin this thread! here's a piece i wrote a while back. just thot i'll post it here and see what y'all think of it, hola! [center]"The angel i love"[/center ] she's as graceful as a doe in the wild beauty of the forest exotic n mild, dainty limbs and bewitching smile her eyes dance in the light anytime i'm around her a kiss from her lips is like drinking from the fountain of life beautiful daughter of eve, ripe and slender like a papaya tree only a few, know what strenght lies beneath that tender skin just a fleeting glance, n a thousand words pass btw our eyes so swift n perceptive, she reasons along with my mind knows how to turn me on, even when i'm down and moody whispers "i luv u" in my ear and holds me tight to her body she's struck me deep in the heart, and now our souls are entwined our love for each other is sweeter than the sweetest of wine she turned my life around, she chased away all my fears she's always there to support me and shower much love n care she means the whole world to me, for her i lay down my all everything that i am, for the angel i love! |
