₦airaland Forum

if the wrong gurl loves me right? i'll love her right back. but first i'll let her know that i don't feel much for her _{except sympathy perhaps}, so it'll be up to her to win my heart.

u know, sometimes we can be so blind, we don't immediately recognise whats best for us. but with time ur mind could change, and u be like "what da heck was i thinking of??!"

not only retarded brah, they plain stupid
give em an orange fruit n they'll prolly cook it
the tourney is yet to start, so i'll just reserve some ammo
let em pricks keep vomiting n we'll see how many's recycled

he won't lose!

i take that as a "yes" then. _{glad i made u smile}

<hastens to revive her by applying mouth to mouth. . .> "breath sweetheart, breath!"

naijafan:
@paddy_lo
haha. . . ever seen what a crown looks like?

magneto. . . giv me the chance. bout to call on da hoodloyalz
to deal with this wanksters, them think them fake royals. . .
fakeass nigger, with a stupid name called tianshie
got with him gay asses, paddy_lo and big shishi
they spoiling n'land, them turnin' hip hop upside down
with them lies, them look like fuckin' clowns
p_lo, talkin paper. . . man, paper'll run from ya ugly face
replyin' me, nigga. . . you'll get treated like a fuckin' disgrace!
claimin' u in atl rydin derty in an '06 e-class
knw what derty ridin' is? nigga, mess u and your jackass
yo bitches must be ugly, because ya face so disgusting
always talkin' bout 'em, men stop da ramblin'
its naijafan in da house reppin da lyrical sniperz
comin out at ya ass. . lil' p_lo's still gotta be wearin diapers
magneto on da throne, da snake's venom still viper
got ya whistling our tunez like we was da piped piper!

haha, lil' nigga called paddy_lo stepping up to me, tellin me hiphop's all about battles. . . nigga u don't knw shit. Or ya ass thinks sayin shit you aint capable of is hip hop? talkin bout fake girls, fake paper, fake whips? nigga get a life! And to y'all out there thinkin hip hop's all about guns, whips and bitches, y'all missin' da point. Been listening to hip hop since da early nighties and guess what? its a whole lot different now. Or what da fu*k would get young Jeezy stepping up to Nas? plain stupidity! Paddy_Lo and tianshie, y'all need to find ya level, we don't need your types in hip hop. . . We need revolutionists instead.

Shout out to my crew, da sniperz, whaddup menike, thumbs up hoodloyals, let's take this shit where it belongs!

WORD IS BOND!!!

naijafan:
@tianshie

didnt even know you cross-posted here. . . kip the game where it belongs.
for y'all who might not know where it started, here's the reply i dropped.
the self-proclaimin king spreading an hoax about being with da source. . .
even if it was true,  they didnt consider it eligible for either the print or the web, haha!

yeah right! spit ya game, go modafu*ker
ya so lame, you more like a cocksu*ker
before ya next reply, drop a URL
till then nigga, just stay in hell!

p.s. did ya say another homicide? gotta take a look at da dictionary!

thats the spirit bwoy, play kool. pretty soon, dude going to be wearing a crown of thorns once this ish kicks off. haha!

yo snakey!! i see u gat that AK blazing thats what am talking bout playa! 1!

and don't forget troop!!! WE SHOOT TO KILL!!!//
lacerate they mid section and let they gutz spill//
them niggaz is pussy, just itching for a Bleep//
sight your crosshairs on they crotch, and let that ish bust//
we da sniperz!! clearing off slush like car wipers//
snakey wit da Ak spit more venom than vipers//
naija[/b]fan up in this, with that [b]green camo on//
and them rugged boots, ready to get his stomp on!//
its magneto da don, screaming lets get it on!//
and if u can't stand da heat, i suggest u fcukin run//


BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! DA SNIPERZ UP IN THIS!_{i dey tell u!}

God said "multiply and fill the earth". . . so, my wife should get ready for serious ACTION!

;d ;d

ThiefOfHearts:
wow. It's amazing how little respect most of the females here get. I'm sure mamaput is older than you magneto and most people have the common sense to show her respect since she knows more about most things than most people in general.

Bringing up promiscuousness because she's divorced?
So much for your upbringing.

i'm sure ur not saying its ok for her to insult me like she did. and i'm not usually that harsh, but hey. . . i was sorely provoked. besides i never knew she's divorced, this'll be the 1st time our paths cross here. hell, i was even gracious enuff to modify my first outburst (ask eurphoria)

@ mamaput

look, its not right u insulting me like that. i only expressed my opinion for crying out loud. ain't this an open forum anymore? pls don't do that next time and lets leave it at that, ok. no hard feelings

thats right baby, ur boi always dreams big


<clears throat and puts on his best Barry White voice. . .> "baby, will u marry me?"

<oops!! , Thonia faints at the sight of the AAA 14k yellow gold princess-cut solitaire diamond ring>

whoaw! girl ur such a knockout too_{*just peeped ur pic*} such a lovely smile!

methinks i should start proposing now _{*starts going down on one knee. . . .*}

ThoniaSlim:
when you think she is the right one you want to spend the rest of your life with and you are ready to take full responsibility of her.

hmmm, i like that. girl i admire ur reasoning.

@ mukina

crew name >>LYRIKAL SNIPERZ

memderz >>  MAGNETO, DA SNAKE (thats it for now, _{hopefully naijafan would check in})


@ naijafan - what it do playa? hola at ur boi. . . da sniperz gat this!!

GUNNERS 4 LIFE!!!!

i still think Theo should have played. Adebayor really surprised me?? mayne, dat dude is improving!!

@ eurphoria

okay, i copy. my bad . i'll just go and modify it a bit.



DONE!

"can we please have a moment of silence. . . . . . (silence). . . . ., thats for my niggaz doing years in confinement/ n for my soldiers that passed over no longer living, they couldn't run whenever the reaper came to get em/" - quan ft nas (just a moment)

mamaput:
magneto You are a dirty bastard.
A small brained sick pervet.
What dose this topic have to do with sex?
show me one point.
And what do you know about my life style.

well well, in ur highly deranged and mentally unstable state of mind, u opened that big flapper of a mouth u've got and unceremoniously insulted me. but i'm gonna ignore it for peace sake.

and to set the record strait here, my allusion to ur lifestyle did not necessarily mean sex. and i only added the promiscuos part becos, in my own opinion, theres no other benefit a single lady has over a married one except freedom of having more than one sexual partner (of course, unless the married lady restricts herself of her own voilition)

nuff said!

lol, interesting topic! well, i don't want to brag, but i tell u if u eat my food, ur life will never remain the same, gbam!

i actually grew up in a boys only home, so mum had to practically beg us lo learn cooking (now mum is da best, believe me) but while my siblings learnt and helped out in the kitchen, i'll refuse doing any work. but hey. . . i was watching!!!

first few times i cooked on campus, it was wack! but gradually i remembered stuff, and honed my skills beautifully. so when i decided to cook at home for the first time (except boil yam, make eba e.t.c, i been doing those b4) they were initially skeptical. but u should have seen the look on their faces after the first taste! now they can't get enuff of me. hell, i even beat my mums fried rice!!

Da Snake:
Yo this right hers fo my dog magneto
I bring mo sauce to beef den a burrito
I'm all iced out countin up da g,s
strapped fo war because ya whores going to sleaze
Brooklyn wer I stay wit my NewYork Klik
Poppin shots and lookin hot so ladies on my privates
don't mean to be sik don mean to be crude
its jus how I am wit My gangstas dude
gotta ride gotta roll gotta lambaghinit
gotta ride fly lookin nice believe it
gotta wash my car bought eryday
keep da 20,s gleamin shinin ery way
Hold da mic like im holdin a wheel
and homez knowz I shine like paul walls grill
im so ill my klick got feel
kill don't be nice gotta not play
this is wha i spit not what I say
im speakin da truth i tell u bough my riches
and yaw rest jus youth gon talk like them bitches
no disrespect to Jduck because hes da only youngn worth a flip
14 years old cold wont slip
but nuff bough ruff time to speak bough me
got gs am ya enemy puttin in da venom B
venom c gottom tripin b off da sik in me
U ruffs is pathetic b yaw really sicken me

srt8 fire dawg! aight lets do it!!!

[size=15pt]LYRIKAL SNIPERZ IN DA BUILDING!!!!!!!![/size]

@ mamaput

pls i hope ur not just trying to justify ur own lifestyle. what do u mean by "having many more benefits as a single woman than a married one"? are u the promiscuos type? becos u sure as hell sound like it.


@ poster

pls do not run away from ur mum. here's what u have to do. first of all u have to understand that ur mum doesn't mean bad for u, as a matter of fact u should be pitying her becos its not easy playing role of mum and dad. but i'm not saying that it gives her an excuse to act like that with u, what u should now do is talk with her one on one. . . make her know, (don't just tell her) look her in the eyes and make her understand that u really understand her fears for u and u feel her pain as a single parent, but that ur grown now and she needs to give u some slack to live ur own life independently. u have to make sure u don't send the wrong body language while doing this tho', wait for a good time and then talk to her like a daughter to her mother, sit on her lap if necessary.
every woman has a soft heart, trust me. its just the kind of life she's had that make her act like that. when she sees that u "get it", she'll know that ur matured now n ready to explore. by doing this u get to improve ur relationship with her, and get ur freedom too. talk about killing two birds with one stone.

*warning tho'* - ur mum might break down and begin to cry, so get ready to hold her tight and do some major petting! good luck

. . . what da ***!!! lol, ok girl am on it!

what, now i get to have ma own crew??! aight iz kool.

yo snakey bwoy, drop a lil keystyle isht, lemme see what ur made of.

any body else interested in diz crew shuld do likewise, nuff said!

buhahahahaaaa, i say amen to that! damn i luv this place. . . GUNNERS FOR LIFE!!!!

"we trading war stories. . . outlawz on the rise, jealous niggaz i despiiiiise. . . look in ma eeeeeeyez!!!"

war stories - tupac

gaddam!! thats the perfect head, for giving HEAD!

Sid Green:
Magneto how you dey now?
hope you still got the honeys bending to you like metal
you know how we do konko below

what the pause for boys and girls lets rip shit

it is what it is playa!

dem shawties keep bending over at the wave of ma hand/
as i unleash magnetic forces they just cant withstand/
touch em toes, stick it out, real nice n slow/
while i teach em how to do the konko below/



@ G-man oops gbade -  lets get it crackin homes. . . . err the rest of da crew be?

@ gamine - u heard wrong baby, magneto got more power than a turbo charged vibrator! . who be putting dem ideas in ur pretty head, boo?


@ G-man - gaddam dawg! did u have to. . . er. . . do it, wit all dem plastic girl toys?!!!
  jeez! there must be blisters all over ur . . . er. . . watchamacallit!!

lollipop in my pants!