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ikejoe:
@magneto or whatever, can't u improvise and connect wit d storyline, damn!!!!!!!!!!!
thot u know what u doin,

aight ikejoe or watever. . .

@topic:
simbi couldnt believe it! this was a dream come true!
she hugged her mum and sisters fiercely while screaming excitedly,
"oh mummy, i'm so happy" she cried "i'd forgotten all about the scholarship exams i wrote last year"
still brimming over with excitement and renewed vigour, she decided to call her best friend aisha and tell her the good news.
"hello? aisha. . . i did it!"
"did what simbi?"
"i made it! i won the scholarship!!!. . 10,000 dollars!!!!"
"ITS A LIE!!!!!!!" aisha screamed with glee, "simbistic simbisco!! baby u too much!" she hailed her in her usual way.
"aisha2hot2handle!!! na God do am oo!!" she replied accordingly, laughing so hard. she'd never felt this happy in a long while.
"so simbi, have u told that ur new bobo u told me about?" aisha continued, "what did he say about it?"
simbi just sighed, she had temporarily forgotten about the earlier event at peter's place. she remembered the tall girl she'd seen, and wondered who she could be.
aisha sensed from her hesistance that something was wrong, "simbi what is it?"
"its nothing my sister, just that i dont think he's telling me enough about him" she sighed, "i just wish he wouldn't hide so many things from me"
"so is that why ur sad?" queried her friend, "girl relax, u guys just met right? give him some time, i'm sure he'll open up soon enough. u know guys are like that."
"ok o! i hear you madam" simbi smiled
"but dont tolerate another woman in ur presence, and make sure u give him close marking, u hear?!"
"yes sir!. . . no i mean, yes ma!", they both giggled.


just then, Mr Goje walked into the room. one look at his face and simbi knew he was pissed. he had been sleeping soundly and was woken up by all the screaming and laughing. and if theres one thing he hated most, it was being disturbed while asleep.
he just stood there, regarding her coldly for a few minutes. simbi froze.
"hello, simbi are u still there?" aisha was still on
"g g g good even n ing papa" she stammered, and stylishly switched off her phone.
Mr Goje glanced at his wristwatch, then looked back at her and said,

Seun:
I really suffered during a period of my life when I had lots of ideas in my head but no money to execute them

im facing the same shit right now, how did u get out?

@ mayflower

security wise, Aba and Enugu are both safe for expats. but since u dont want to take any risks, i'd advice u take the Enugu offer. its farther from the dreaded niger delta (like seun suggested. . .lol!) besides, its a more beautiful city than Aba. though Aba is somewhat like Lagos, u know. . . hustle and bustle, commercial activity everywhere, everybody in a hurry.
its your decision at the end of the day anyhow, so choose!

yea, and to get to Port Harcourt from Enugu, you'd have to travel past 3 cities. . . Aba being the third.

in that case, go for ENUGU, its by far cleaner and more quiet.

but then, ABA is closer to Port Harcourt. . . which is the city of Expats like urself, easier to breeze in and out!

i get it! seun's too lazy to complete his own joke, lol!

@topic

absolute bullsh*t!!! im sure the materialistic guys in our society aren't more than a pinchful (talkless of handful), and even at that a lesser percentage of them would go all the way to marry a rich woman. . . who would eventually lord it over him and turn him into her slave! God forbid bad thing!!
and a good percentage that do marry these rich women, are only using them to stabilize on their own, and then dump them for sweet sixteens. the remaining percentage are those that are either rich themselves, or marry for love (not materialism!)

but generally speaking, men are not materialistic! ie when it comes to dating and the opposite sex, apart from that. . . greed is the word!

false!

Razorr:
[size=14pt]Chinese Torture![/size]


A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him durng the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1, Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2, Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3, Right testicle tied to bed post."

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAH!!! OMFG!!! YOUSE ONE BADASS CHICK!! GIRL, THAT WAS MEAN!!! LMAO, ABEG, I NO FIT SHOUT AGAIN O!!!

well, i dont think theres anything wrong in dating ur best friends sister as long as ur intentions are pure and geniune. but if ur only interested in her booty. . . dude, forget it! its bad business.
personally i aint gon' do it, but theres no telling where love might happen. so in the unlikely event that i find my self in such a situation, i'll make sure i win her heart (in secret) first. . . then later approach my buddy man to man and let him know the deal, of c o s reassuring him of my intentions (hey, hes my best friend right? gats to respect his feelings too! ) its a delicate issue, but if u handle it right, u win both ways!

but it'd still affect ur relationship with him though (albeit slightly), no escaping that! just be prepared to live with it.

nice work guys!

@ felucci: "temptations" coming right up!


[instrumental]  pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom! (x2)
                        (insert guitar here)

this na temptation! i say this na temptation!
with a little confusion! infatuation!. . o lord

all my friends dey call me no. 10
cos i dey play like okocha, dey score like ronaldinho
honey biko, no start wetin u no go fit finish
i no be george finidi, uh oh
i cannot deny it, cos i dey see u dey eye me
sometin bin dey bite me
and i dey like, dont wanna hurt my wifey
girl cant u see

when i sleep is u
when i dream is u
when i wake is u
when i eat is u
everything i do
why must it be u
girl can't u see its true
u dey make me dey go o

pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(even tho u dey, i dey feel like to go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(im sorry my wifey, she dey make me dey go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(the feeling is so strong, i dey feel like to go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(this na temptation! o lord)

i bin dey try make i rush, make our bodi brush
o girl, i was tempted to touch (tempted to touch!)
but there was notin i could do, i just became a fool
ey! na wetin man go do
girl i no mind make e rain on me
i'll give it to u, while u give it to me
girl it strikes like a thunder, dey make me dey wonder
no wonder

when i sleep is u
when i dream is u
when i wake is u
when i eat is u
everything i do
why must it be u
girl can't u see 
u dey make me dey go o

pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(even tho u dey, i dey feel like to go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(ey! im sorry my wifey, na she dey make me dey go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(the feeling is so strong, o di so strong right now!)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(this na temptation! my brother, dis na temptation!)

oh oh oh oh oh (oh!)
oh oh oh oh oh

for this type of game, wey we go play
no red card , no red card
this na temptation, o lord!

when i sleep is u (na with u!)
when i dream is u (na only u!)
when i wake is u (oh ay!)
when i eat is u (o lord!)
everything i do (eh!)
why must it be u (oh no!)
girl can't u seeeee! 
u dey make me dey go oooo!

pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(even tho u dey, i dey feel like to go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(im sorry my wifey, na she dey make me dey go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(the feeling is so strong, i dey feel like to go o)
pom pom pom pom pom. . . pom pom . . . pom pom!
(this na temptaaaaaaaaation!)

o lord! even tho u dey, i dey feel like to go o! (oh oh oh oh oh (oh!), oh oh oh oh oh)
i dey feel like to go o!

(fade. . . )

Seun:
She has mastered an illusion of sincerity and innocence that is endearing. Good work, young lady.

lol, always the die-hard cynic!

btw: yea, she's got a great voice.

eish! thats cold!!! (not the joke!)

"im so sorry kumbi . . . did i disturb u?" she asked the struggling girl, stroking her hair placatingly. kumbi was her baby, the baby of the house actually and the best substitute for a stuffed bear, ever.
"sister u were choking me, did u have a nightmare?", asked kumbi. her brow was wrinkled in concern. she looked so young and adorable. "u kept shouting Peter! Peter! over and over again", she continued.

"i did?!", simbi was visibly shocked. "oh no, i must be running out of my mind", she thought. reflectively, she wondered if Peter also dreamt about her. . .

"yes papa" she said, breathing a silent sigh of relief. thank God he didn't shout on her for coming back late. while she went about preparing his food, her thoughts strayed to the young man she had met on the bus. Peter, he said his name was. . . and very handsome too, she admitted.

as she was serving his food, Mr Goje couldnt help but notice the shy smile on his daughters face. "she must be very happy today" he thought to himself "hmm, in that case i won't spoil her mood by querying her for coming late today. i'll leave that for tomorrow"

hey, good of u to wanna replace her phone man. . . sorry bout the loss! shit happens.

@ crazykid: nice job dude. . . i also got one to share


a farmer bought a rundown farmhouse with dilapidated structures and over grown with weeds. after several weeks of hardwork and major renovation, he transformed the once ugly looking farm into a beautiful ranch.
one day he invited his pastor over for a drink, and they sat outdoors sipping their drinks and relaxing in the cool evening. the pastor, after having looked around and admiring everywhere turned to the farmer and said to him, with a pleasant smile on his face. . .

pastor: isn't it amazing what God and man can achieve when they work together?

the farmer then replies after a long pause. . .

farmer: oh sure pastor, but u should have seen this place when only God was running it!

buhahahahahaa! i like it!

[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=50527.msg1067010#msg1067010 date=1177492612]@ magneto:

metal, hw far? Long time no talk, lol. You still dey agege?[/quote]omo i just dey, yea its been a while . i'm not in lag rite now, holding it down in phc!


@ topic:

get this thing started already!

thecolonel:
and remember Tianshie is the defending Champion.

says who??

@razzor - my sentiments precisely!

smart move u say? isn't he going to be heading both agencies??

Razorr:
particularly the deputy inspectors-general (DIGs) and assistant inspectors-general (AIGs).

Ribadu, who was re-appointed for a second term of four years as the EFCC Chairman on April 10 and also elevated to the rank of Assistant Inspector General (AIG) of Police, is to take over from Sunday Ehindero.

UTOMI FOR PRESIDENT!!! _{as Duke no dey again}

dblock u amaze me!! u mean for 7 good years he didnt realize that PDP didnt stand for development jeez!!! dude i thot u was smarter than that! so why did he scramble for PDP presidential ticket? it was only after he lost the primaries, he now turned around to talk rubbish from his yeye mouth. come to think of it, i can still remember watching him on tv some 2yrs ago, zealously praising OBJ and supporting his overseas travelling habits. . . even when he demanded a brand new presidential jet from the senate. and u tell me that bloody ass kisser should be taken serious? God fearing my ass!!!

dayokanu:
Extra judicial killing , Crippled Nepa, Disregard for court orders, More crises in Niger Delta, Insecurity in the land, Institionalising gangsterism- Adedibu, Chris Uba e.t.c are the benefit of OBJ rule when you can't get electricity, and security and you are talking about reforms what is reform without security and light check out niger delta creeks for more details

not the benefits dayo, but rather the downsides of OBJs rule. c'mon lets be fair to the man and appreciate his few (but very significant) achievements.
and while we're at it, lets also celebrate the good people of Cross River State, for being courageous (albeit lucky) enuff to vote into power a man that has transformed their lives literarily. the rest of us should learn from their example and ensure our increased standard of living, and general well-being by voting in the right man to power. . . (personally i think Pat Utomi )

Bolarge:
This Jerry Gana guy is just a bloody ass-licking idiot. After dining with them (PDP) for 7 out of the 8years,does he think he can now stand aloof and exculpate himself from the misrule? The statement credited to him is right. He on the other hand is a wrong soul.He's now political history,let him just shut up and not try canvassing for cheap political relevance/attention.^{Sounds a lot like sour grapes to me}.Nonsense.

my sentiments exactly!! that bloody fool should sharrap his dirty mouth!!! after praising obj to high heavens during his haydays, its now he knows that pdp messed up abi? make fire roast that im yeye mouth for am. . . nonsense! just becos he lost pdp ticket!! hisssssssss!!!!

mein ya'll's is boring me,  sup dblock, sup hoodloyalz,  I need some competition, nairaland is gettin borin mein,

@ hoodboi - i concur playa, let the battles begin!!! _{nice cypher tho'}


niggaz be burying the hatchet, while i'm exhuming the 9//
to let it rain like splintered glass, make blood flow like the nile//
touchdown like asteriods, impact and lift emcees off their feet//
fists in a bunch. . . get ready for "operation - break their teeth"//
i'm in the zone like U.S military invasion//
enemy dots vanish from my radar as submachines bark invitation//
the battle lord is back, fake emcees remain on standby//
if lyrikal skills were swordsmanship then i'd be Li Mu Bai*// (*crouching tiger)
im blessed wit it, got niggaz sulking like some jealous tod//
stand tall on the mountain top, rest of y'all need to step up//
nigga, i flow sicker than rat infested sewers//
replace the "punch"in the "line" with "bait, hook and sinker"//
blow ur brains out on the sidewalk, so i can step on ur thots//
a real dawg on the block, about to expose y'all fake pups//
step back or get cracked by this vicious sniper//
still ahead of the pack, no retreat no surrender!//



Sniperz at attenTION!!! enter combatant mode!

thanks Tes, i appreciate.

were are the pics?? cant see a damn thing!