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@ topic - yea right! *rolls eyes*, MAGNETO FOR PRESIDENT!! _{now thats more like it}

*hiss* rubbish!! see as una just waste 5mins of my life on foolishness!!


@ kitaun - e be like say u sabi talk well well o. look, a friend of mine once said, "the art of being wise is knowing what to overlook". nuff said.

@ fynewaka - guy, abeg try respect ur age small. why u dey reply small boys? this no be English Language contest abeg, abi u don get prize?? haba!!

@ christiana - i no know wetin i go tell u sha, just go get a life!! hope u are proud of urself now.

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS NOW!!

shes not bad, but i'm not exactly feeling her. banging instrumentals tho'

[quote author=Man-eater link=topic=36936.msg838856#msg838856 date=1169624631]Other guys don't like the idea because they have girls for everyday of the week, so moving in will cramp their style.[/quote]thats my girl!!

:p ;d

ladies, pls don't ever ask ur man about his previous relationships (except he tells u himself) seriously, it sucks!! it creates room for 'comparing n contrasting' which is not ideal for ur relationship. like 50 put it, "don't indulge in my past, Bleep what happened before u". . .

why don't u 'encourage' her instead of 'telling' her to talk. girls love to talk!! after the initial "how ya doing?", just raise a topic u know she's passionate about (could be nollywood, paloma, relationships, celebrity gist, heck! some even like politics!), then u relax and let her run her mouth. don't forget to chip in the occassional 'grunt' to affirm that your still listening. but don't fail to cut the "convo" short when its inching closer to the 3rd minute (especially, if u made the call ) VERY IMPORTANT!! just tell her u have sompn important to do, sweet talk a lil, blow her a kiss, n hang up! chikena!!

so now magnum has expiry date and comes in different types (n flavours i presume) good gracious!!!! i can bet that there's also a healthy competition among the babalawos that sell them!
so richy, ur saying that the woman has to be physically present for the deed to be done? and did i hear u say in secret?? don't quite follow u here. . . care to expantiate?

@yong babe

don't know about u, but i see 3 men in that pix

yeah, i can tell u that cameroun girls are very pretty (tho' not all, but even naija get wowo babes.) i was in mamfe n kumba during the xmas, so i know what i'm saying. they are nice and homely, no too much faking or frontin like_somenaija babes. even the 'wild ones' are just being fun-loving and not like all these 'tear-eye' naija babes wey their eye dey chuk.

ThoniaSlim:
@niceuzor
which married life,to whom

to thee my dearest! alas, we are indeed a match made in heaven. hearken unto the voice of love, and let us sail upon the winds of our passion! i beseech thee fair maiden, grant me this honour i pray thee.


_{who has come again? yo fellas, i don't need no rivals o, i warn ya grrrrrrrrhh!}

@topic

YESSS!! i'll gladly marry ThoniaSlim (but she fainted on me the last time i tried proposing)

Lesson 1 - How to tell if a girl likes u.

i've categorised them into 3 types namely, types A, B, C. . .

Type A (extrovert):

(a) she'll always try to be all up in yo face, n find every excuse to be touching u. (note: she's that girl that would stand right under yo nose, seriously laughing at your dry jokes and lightly hitting your arms n chest, like "that was sooooo funny!" <'giggles'>)

(b) she'll walk up to u, give u that 'innocent puppy' look, and ask u one silly question. (e.g, "please what is it by your time?" <'blink blink'> . . . obviously forgetting shes wearing a wristwatch!  OR  seeing as most of em in this category are 'church types', she'll forcibly invite u to her church, and personally come to pick u <whether u accepted or not> and also escort u back, but not leaving until she sets u up for another meeting *between - personal experience)

(c) she'll always make it a point of duty to let u know your 'lookin good today', or smelling good, or any other compliment (even tho' u stink like a hog, n haven't changed attire in days)


Type B (Average):

(a) she'll make sure u 'notice' her, by walking past u at every chance, while of course 'working it' shamelessly. (guys, i'm sure y'all can remember one time or another when 'this same chick' walks past u for like the '10th' time in 20mins, u can even tell if her panty's shifted position? thats your cue)

(b) she'll always try to draw your eyes from across the room. (she stares at u so hard and 'wills' your eyes to turn to hers, at which point she smiles coquetishly and slowly averts her gaze, but brings them right back!)

(c) her girl 'clique' keep staring at u and try containing their giggles when u enter the room, and she's 'shushing' them.

(d) try calling someone thats right behind her, and she'll snap up real fast!, like "yeeeess??" <'garfield smile' >



Type C (Introvert):

(a) she'll keep staring at u dreamily, n when your eyes meet. . . she'll go red in the face n put her head down. *between - awwww!

(b) she'll keep emailing and flashing u anonymously. (i've also eperienced this one - don't ask me how she got your digits!)

(c) she'll laugh at something silly u did from across the room, n peeps around her will be like, "whats so funny?"

(d) she'll draw a crude picture of u, or cut out your pix from an album and put it under her pillow (ok, maybe only in extreme cases )


thats about it for now, look out for those signs guys! u never know. besides, only a "mature" girl would actually come clean and tell u she likes u, whether she be type a, b, or c. it simply means she has overcome her fear of rejection. good luck guys!!

y'all in support of this 'magun' thing must be kiddin me! someone even said sompn about somersaulting 3 times. . . buhahahahaha!!! (men, that was a good one! ). the version i heard was that the guys d*ck immediately starts growing longer. . . up to 6 ft!!! jeez! can u believe that isht??! ha! and they say africans don't have fertile imaginations!
well, the bottom line is, i don't give a f*ck 'bout no 'magun' or 'magnum' watever da heck it is! but i know for a fact that sleeping with another man's wife is sick.
come to think of it, what makes y'all think 'it' is restricted to married women only? only goes to show what hypocritical piece of trashes naijerians could be at times!! y'all conveniently excluded single gals from the 'magun' syndrome. . . just so u can appease ur 'randyness'. but ask urself this question, if a man can 'magun' his wife, what stops him from also 'maguning' his unmarried little angels, and then 'uninstalling' when they are getting married? <pause> . . . hmmm, i can almost see somebody shaking his head and muttering 'not possible'.

lucky u, if only it were that easy. i tell u, ur case is one in a million.

HA! "most promising rapper" <couldn't help laugh at that> . . . anyhow sha, no long thing!

yo naijafan, go 'head make some noise bruh! i dey wit u.


@tianshie - u tite mayne, 4 real. (but i already knew that) big ups anyways!

@paddy_lo - 'twas nice whooping ur ass mate! maybe we'll be partners next time, huh? (no mind me o! )


@ everyone else - thank y'all for ur support and kind words (racist or not, lol!) see u at the next episode!!


[size=20pt]LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!![/size]

FINALLY!! i almost got tired of waiting. well, congrats Sniperz! good luck folks, till next time. . .i'm out!




oh, almost forgot. . . .












[size=20pt]LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!![/size]_{ACT LIKE U KNOW}

taye taiwo

NO ITS NOT RIGHT!!
but thats no excuse for them wives who are always using the "not in the mood" thingy as a cheap ploy just to spite their husbands. rejection hurts a mans ego, but there are better ways of making him get the message without feeling rejected, than just mouthing a bland "i'm not in the mood". c'mon thats not being fair! a man has needs u know (even more than a woman, i daresay)

I can die for a worthy cause to save Nigeria from abyss  of desolation , but not Nigeria.

sounds like the same thing to me.


as for me i'd gladly die for my country Nigeria, if it will help achieve the ultimate goal of a new and truly great NIGERIA. might just be my purpose on earth,who knows? we all are definitely going to die one day, so its far better to die leaving a historial legacy than to live long and just be another dead old chap.

God bless u for that report Olart! EFCC is opening their yansh. . . their day of reckoning is not far at all. there is still hope for the poor masses.

Chorus:

Hell No!. . .// (no)
who dat ugly bitch dat be knocking on my door//  (door)
tianshit with dat worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck ur cock boo?"//  (who?)
aight open wide, close ur eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!//  (Boom!)

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first off, lemme saw ur breasts off//
dump ur asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really tryna flirt a nigga, but//
i dont give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]Bleep//
ur [b]washed out rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in ur back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all ur talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in ur mouth more than faggy_ho's dick//
bitch please, don't lemme make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why ur chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n ur running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to ur skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing ur face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to ur ass, now ur sh*t is da bomb//
even ur mum knows ur wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in ur town, ur experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling ur dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch ur lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling ur asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning ur rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//



*
404 = calabar slang for dog meat
meta = '3' in yoruba

yo, guys i'm sorry men, i've been so hooked up recently, i've not been online till now. u know how it is. but don't worry, i'll drop my isht 2moro. Chris, i hope u cool wit that.

@naijafan
see u holding the fort down playa, dats tite bro. keep doing ur thing. . . i'm here now!

@metafucks
y'all cant be serious, dropping em wack ass isht. tsk tsk tsk!

@chizzy

lai lai, u jus dey for corner dey trip for my Barry White voice abi? don't worry, polygamy is allowed in naija. besides i have a spare ring_{the fake diamond one, lol} ahem!! so as i was saying, i'm also a full blooded calabar man. . . a trial will convince u. i rest my case!

@gbade - men i'm so sorry dawg, jeez! death is a wicked mofo. . . just gettin online for the first time in weeks. take heart men, i go hala u as soon as possible,

@naijafan - we did it bro, yesss! now to shut that faggy_hole up once n for all. err snakey at?

@p_ho - merry christmas, pig shit.  BANG!!

@ dem A[/b]ss [b]K[/b]issa[b]z

R.I.P.  g-string.x(tra large), boggy worm, 100 bra's, n green-eyed seed!!



magneto always steady on point like an ice pick//
only time i'm slippin musta been on an ice rink//    1
tryna step to Da Sniperz with some lame ass isht//
couple hollow tipz headed straight for ur top lip//  2
in this here rap tourney my crew's still the illest//
we remain on top like the white in the guiness//    3
y'all fools couldn't spit tight with a noose round ur neck//
i'ma piss on all ur flows like a pregnancy test//  4
fcukin wannabe Ak[b]z[/b], Snakey got dem real Ak[b]s[/b]//
u'll get hit to the ground, all the while screaming "mayday!"//  5
this 4-man gay team, claimin afro kings?. . . well, hey!//
guess what, me n my homies got ur much needed hair spray//  6
zap!zap!, a zillion pellets zipping right thru ur hair space//
turning ur muthafcukin black scalp into ashtrays//  7
ur crew better than my crew??. . . duh, NEVER!//
y'all punks is fcukin lightweights just like a feather//  8
come close n u will get cut like a movie//
then tied up with less clothes on than a groupie//  9
y'all can keep running ur lip, nigga that don't prick me//
i'll squeeze a pump, and put holes in ur jaw like 50//  10
fo real, y'all really don't want no beef with we//
cos we'll light ur asses up like a christmas tree//     11
the thot of battling Da Sniperz got ur bowels all shook//
the hardest thing u possibly can do is gimme dat look//   12
talking much'll only make my fists restructure ur mandibles//
lyrikal shots to ur dome got ur top dropped like convertibles//   13
dis Sniper's a viper, got more flame than a lighter//
jab burning torches to ur eyeballs, now ur vision got brighter//   14
i lyrikally dismember y'all faster than a samurai's sword//
closest u been to a punch[i]line[/i] is getting serially mugged in ur own ward//(think)  15
u lil wanksters, i see thru ur weak plans like contact lenses//
we tower over ur camp like maximum security fences//  16
y'all against us is like nerds versus bouncers//
our punches be weighing in tons, urs is ounces//   17
outcome of this battle is a non-issue like PDP primaries//
Da Sniperz be da ruling clique, so we winning by wide margins//  18
better play ur position and don't try to cross boundaries//
else u'll get taken to the cleaners like dirty laundry//  19
i'm exposing ur wackness like dat thong does ur buttcheeks//
with dem short arms extended, how the Bleep u gon' touch this//  20
negroe please!!! our isht erode ur mentals(metals) like acid rain//
at the top, Da Sniperz stay permanent like carpet stains//  21
y'all Akz been officially murdered n thats a fact//
e yo! naijafan , c'mon help me bring dat hook back//   22



LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!!!

@ judges n sniperz

sorry for dropping late y'all, i been really bizzy. still going to be busy for a while so i'll just drop once. peace dawgs!

SNIPERZ RULE!!!


@ chris
about the max length in dem rules, d'yu mean 24 "lines" or "bars"

finally, game time!!
well whaddaya know, its ma ahh fam init!

what it do sniperz?! we up against worthy opponents. lets rock n roll!!



@ chris - yea i think gbade's got a point. a fresh thread would definitly be neater.

@ padded_ho and tian_shit

tsk tsk tsk, bunch of lil ass kids! err the rest of ur playgroup at?? roflmfao!