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@ lucifer

seriously dude, u are in a more pathetic state than the poster. and if u intended that post as a joke, then u are an even worse fool! dude, take a good look at urself. . . dont u know that by trying to impersonate the devil (even jokingly), u have willfully brought a curse on ur life??
read ur post again man, jeez!! even satan couldnt have done better!! better tread carefully man, most times people suffer for their ignorance! nuff said!!


@ topic

guy, i pity u but i dont sympathize with u at all. its a good thing u've acknowledged ur problem and are willing to change, thats the first step. now theres a lot of "matured" advice posted here and i suggest u follow them, but lemme just add this. anytime she provokes u to anger, try to ignore her words and just focus on her physical expressions. . . personally i find them very amusing! (i think Neyo has a song about that, maybe u should go listen to it) but if ur the kind of guy thats easily moved by words, then pls follow someones advice and go faaaaaaaaarrrr away from there, till u cool off! good luck!

well, i have a very good business idea which im positive will be a winner, given the right conditions. i havent done plenty research yet, so dont have any feasibility report per se. . . but i'm working on it!
a positive feedback to the topic would greatly encourage me in that direction too. ie if i know that i can get funding from somewhere, then i'd be able to concentrate more on fine tuning my plans, making it foolproof, and also setting future projections.

for God's sake what is wrong with saying, "honey i took so and so amount of money from ur wallet, while u were in the shower. . . need to pick up sompn on my way back from work"

or better still, "honey, i and the kids are on our way to mr biggs. . .yes we emptied ur wallet! u are also invited but make sure u bring ur own money, cos we're not sharing this one."

pls some ladies should stop defending this bad habit of taking ur hubbys money without even being decent enuff to tell him about it. then it becomes pure stealing!!

@ londoncool

erm. . . from what i heard via the grapevine (lol, sorry couldnt resist! ), the bank gives loans to small scale businesses based on viable business plans and not collaterals. unless i heard wrong!

besides thats why i need info from peeps that know about this bank. pls if u have any, kindly share. thanks.

hey, u call that being rude. . . then i wonder what u'll say when i actually wild out! lol,
ok so whats the gist on this "GRAPEVINE" of urs? they produce authentic wine?

pls does anybody know about this new Micro finance Bank?(cant remember the exact name)

i'd like to get info on their procedure for giving business loans, and what limit they can give, thanks.

@ londoncool

why do y'all like posting rumuors and inciting ish! pls put up a link to butress ur claim or just keep quiet!!!

man-eater u again!!

a womans only flaw is "HER SHARP MOUTH!!" hehehe. . . ok seriously, im liking ur posts _{where da hell do u get them from?}

@man-eater

wow girl! i dey feel u sha. . . keep it up.

@ maantee

forget it man! MOST girls dont dig good men. thats what they call them. . . "mumpy mumpy"

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@OpeLovely

yea, i feel u on that girl. . . give and take! how come most girls dont know that?


_{lovely pic by the way}

Orikinla:
I had chat lines that made her wet and would have loved to publish them for the benefit of others, but she has deleted them all.

The conducive moment helps.

But, since I am now reborn again, I won't repeat the cyber sex lines here.

Such words as the following are normal for romantic line :

Sweetest
sweet nectar
juicy
hot chocolate
my heart and soul.

If I could
I would lay my heart in your hands.
And let you see how my heart throbs for you.

Your voice is sweet music to my ears.

Let me soothe you with my kisses.

The scent of your beautiful body is like the lily of the Nile
and I can sniff the whiff wafting from a mile.

Let me whisper into your ears
How much I feel for you.

Let me kiss your tears away.

Deep inside you
Is like being in paradise.

You are my numero uno.

But please, note that you must have the right tone of voice to achieve the best results.
Many people don't know how to use the falsetto.

no offence man, but that was kinda wack and old skool. dammit man! u want that girl to experiment with ur "throbing" heart jeez!!


@poster- heres one chat line, after the initial "hello" n "hi", just go like

"wow, today must be my lucky day"

now shes curios and will respond like, "whys that?"

then u casually say, "well its not everyday i get to toast a beauty queen"

that should make her smile, and also tells her ur mission too. but note that u need to give off the right body language. confidence is the key, always look her in the eyes and smile lazily, with a leaned back attitude. if shes any good, she'll give u the green light and let u spit ur flowz, but if not. . . then she aint worth it!

@ ndu and grid

good for u guys o. if only i can find such a girl. . . . it has always been, "magneto, buy me this, buy me that. . . scratch me this, send me that" JEEZ! cant a brother get a break??

@ man-eater

u just made me smile

dgov:
u shouldnt av offer them hand shake first, they should b d one to offer u the hand and u respond, so don't make that kind of mistake next time, anyhow sha it is well.

true talk man! u dont do isht like that, its not good "african" manners. never initiate a handshake with an elder (also applies to ur boss, interviewer, even ur pops)

@poster - HELL YEAH!!!! ITS TRADITION BABY!!!

lol! funny thread here, got me laffing

ok, for me shakara aint such a good thing. honestly it makes a guy lose interest fast. i mean, if a guy has already come out and asked u for a relationship, its a straight answer he's lookin for. . . yes or no!(ok so maybe some guys dont get it , but generally it is so). if u dig the guy, n u've been waiting for him to ask then dont waste time, cos believe it or not his heart is real tender at that moment. posting him will only hurt his feelings, and he'll only stick it out just to save face. once u succumb and he hits it, BAM! he's gone like that!
but if u dont wanna feel cheap or sompn, u could tell him "lemme think about it" or sompn like that, even tho' u already made up ur mind. then give him a reply asap!

touchdown on this land where peeps of naira be found//
magneto new to these parts, but yea this cats been around//
so many people up in here, site must be burstin wit energy//
took a nosedive thru them forums, dropped my first post in poetry//
next stop them forum games, got me bored real quick//
the romance section so alive with lotsa desperate hot chicks//
holla'd me a fine sista, dropped her an IM//
shawty holla'd right back, said shes only 19//
toured the politics section, right b4 primary elections//
Duke supporter to the core, but got bleeped in expectation//
had enuff of all that. . . where the battle forum's at??//
aint no such thing, Music/Radio is where isht be at//
got talking with this rock chick till gbade.x butts in//
checked out the rap tourney thread, n met his blackass again// (hehe )
not only him but 100bars and Sid Green ma main men//
whaddaya know, a fcukin reunion with ma ahh fam!//
signed up real fast, crewed up wit naijafan and Snakey//
dropped it hot like i was taught, taking no damn hostages//
now ma names right up there among nairalands greatest//
i hold the title, n it'll take more than tsunamis to get it//
niggaz wanna try? go 'head. . . matter o' fact, make my day!//
real dawgs dont make noise, but can handle biz anyday//
just put a pic in my profile, now bitches trippin to see me//
but funny enuff. . . the more u look, the less ish u gonna see//
once again, its "magneto da don", hereby signing off//
put it down for da nairaland '06 rap up!//

peace!




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lol! funny title , i'll mos def check it out!

thats that - snoop dogg and r.kelly

@ amerie_fan

hey nice pic babe! cute ass!!

@azeez

i think the poster meant bonafide crews, not bunch of solo artiste that group together for publicity stunt. well as for mine, theres this crew straight outta phc called "tuck tyte". them dudes gat skill!!

it has to be FCMB, "abasi mi ayaya o, ayayaaaaa, bla bla bla bla"

and no one has mentioned the new Glo advert featuring Mode9. "this is my world! (i rule!!)"
where he goes like, "i walk around wit a smile on my face/ and i run things, at my own pace/. . ." someone finish it for me. the beat on it was BANGING!!

about the PDP/D'banj collabo? hmmmmm. . . still tryna make up my mind. very tempting i must say!

well well, i've just read thru everything on this thread, and i find it quite interesting. most of what y'all (free, drea and co) been saying are very true. SOME hiphop lyrics and implied messages or subliminals actually encourage evil, directly or indirectly. so its left for US die hard hiphop heads to "discern" and "filter" what we listen to, cos it could stain our subconscious and affect our lives consequently.

BUT. . . saying that HipHop is a propaganda from satan is totally ridiculous. agreed he can use hiphop. but so can God too. so please y'all should not condemn hiphop but those artists, cos their lyrics are an expression of their minds. i can flow gospel or conscious on a hardcore, banging beat, and still not glorify satan or evil. i can talk about stuff that happen in my country everyday, like corruption, thuggery, prostitution, exam malpractise, poverty, and so on with a view to highlight its disadvantages and profer solutions and still not propagate evil.

hope y'all understand where i'm coming from. nice thread tho'. 1!

ok, nice battle so far, heres my breakdown. . .

ROUND ONE - SHISHI

im sumthn like a virgin cow because i don't Bleep wit no bull
I'll knock u out fasta than u stay up in ya girl puss
youz a lil pup like  bow wow but i'm a big dogg like snoop

damn dude! that was strait wack!!!

I spit dirt like a tipper,  metal gon work ya worser than a stripper

only line i felt here, n just the first part.


ROUND ONE - GBADE.X

like NYMPHOS, gbade keeps BANGING on your tape~deck/
so when you see me, better stay protected like safe~sex/

good stuff!

like an abortion room, i usher this slut next/
an asswhooping this is, not even a contest/
'cause my SUPERIORITY'S SIMPLE while your INFERIORITY'S COMPLEX/

feeling the flow and multis, tite wordplay too!

like damaged CLOCKS in the REFUSE, you's a WASTE~OF~TIME/

dats wat im talkin bout!


ROUND TWO - SHISHI

But gbade x, u getting this tru neck like African fowl

ok, not the best of meta4s, but ok.

Even if u was hot like pepper, nigga u still couldn’t grind

wtf! dude, whats "hot like pepper" got to do with "grinding"?? keyword being "hot".

You’re super Nintendo, I’m a playstation, u can't reach me I’m like a space station

omg! it gets even whacker


ROUND TWO - GBADE.X

like zombies, your style's left with nothing but decay/
Big Shishi so worthless, i had to sell this bitch on e-bay!/

kinda weak, but not bad.

like Ojuelegba buildings, u don't nothing but crumble/

ha! now that one's original.

u still couldn't spit a good verse if you swallowed the whole Bible/

!!! ouch!!


ROUND THREE - SHISHI

Ma verses crack tru Gates but ma name aint Bill
Guaranteed ta make ya Bruce but ma name aint Lee

jeez! men are u 4 real??

L’ll hit ya so fast, you’ll be so shocked, you’ll stay stagnant
Ma heat gon smoke u up so bad, da tumours going to be malignant

thats it, i give up!

Cos even with a full set of teeth, nigga u still can’t bite (get it )

u really think that line's da isht dont u? no hate dude, but u need improvement, that punchline was elementary.



ROUND THREE - GBADE.X

Slutshi the human Jaws 'cause my lines you been~biting/
u probably got HYDRAULICS on ya PENIS, 'cause P_lo's ass u keep D*CKRIDING/

hmm, nice imagery.

your rhymes are like a basement, you get the bulk of the junk/

dope!



ROUND FOUR - SHISHI

i'll hurt u physically ,i i'll haunt u emotionally , I'll posess u spiritually
i'm da resaon why ya whole fam aint been seen out recently

what is this? ok, internet threats i see!! *rolls eyes*

and like egyptian mummies, nigga u been a long time dead

ok, i see a meta4, but its weak i tell ya.

watch ya soul rise like foam in guinness when it settle
ma style is rare too, make mo noise than a cobra snake rattle

ok, so ur a guiness lover like myself, but that lines still soft. oh, and i'm sure u meant "rattlesnake" and not "cobra."_{hopefully that is}



ROUND FOUR - GBADE.X

Once again, coming @ Big Sissy the wack rapper/
stab u in the back like a back rapper/

yea, that one was wack! ok, u say its typo error? its still a weak punchline.

me jumping frm a train means i change tracks/

i like that one.

d only time u ill wit tha spittin is foaming @ da mouth like rabid dogs/
i'm do it like Alameseighya and remove ya immunity clause/

yea, now i'm luvin it!

rising like foam in the guiness. . ./
nah, i rise like Forex stocks and that's the b'ness/

rip your vocal chords, so you lost your voice/

weak!

like torchlights, leave your eyes gleamin'/
u couldn't possess sh*t if you got f*cked by a demon

not the best closer, but that sure wraps it up nicely.




OVERALL VERDICT - GBADE.X WINS K.O.!!!

@ shishi - hey, youse ok man, but u need to take ur rhymes more seriously. dont keep yapping bout how u'll rip someones spinal cord n ish, its ok but too much is bad. just shows u aint got no rhymes. but we all here to learn and improve tho', so just be a sport about it aight! one luv!

na only God go punish those useless bufoons called Super Eagles players!!! . . . and to think that i staked some good money on their punk ass!!!!

hmmmmm, interesting! *strokes chin*

i'd be a very happy man if my girl's got 'style'. from her dressing, to her doings, to her yarnings, the babe can hold her own! she should give me the best luving ever and treat me like a king (her king ). u know, somebody i can be proud to show off and be like, "yo, thats my girl!"
seriously i can do anything for such a one! can i get a witness brothers!!?

yea, wots it all about?

good going Seun, hope u've found a decent crib. i know most peeps have already suggested a small petrol generator for ur power supply, but i'd suggest u get a solar panel instead. i haven't tried it personally, but from what i've heard i think its pretty neat. it lasts all day and all night and u don't have to keep buying petrol, which is important to keep ur overhead cost low.
anyway, if u eventually get it, pls tell me ur experience cos i'm planning on getting one myself, when i'm ready to move into my own crib.

peace bro!