Obainoman6: You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop. Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.
By God grace one day you'll be lynched with tyres around your neck to reduce the number of animals living as humans
Goodlady: There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?
I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!
Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.
I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.
In as much as I hate politics especially Nigerian type, in this regard I have to give it to Kwankwaso.
The guy has almost all the qualities you mentioned below and more.
During his time as Kano state governor, he really did execute meaningful projects that boom the commercial activities of kano state unlike his successor.
You can ask any person who knows how kano was before and after Rabi'u Musa Kwankwaso.
festacman: Not a bad CV but the problem has never been CV.
The problems are always: - Lack of clear vision of the direction the country should go - Compensatory appointments that disregard competence in favour of political expedience - Lack of practical ideas to go in the projected direction - Deliberate mismanagement of resources - Weak supervision of appointees to allow looting for their support for 2nd term bid while in 1st term - Lack of open and humble mindset to solicit for and accept revolutionary ideas from anywhere.
noeloge82: After 7days d birds arrived on a thursday and d necessary things needed are fire pot, block ventilation with water prove , I used there cartoon to reduce their movement by demacating d broader this is done to enable them stay close to keep worm, The first drug I adminster is vitamin + antibiotics for 4days
It all started here around four weeks ago. I was so bored and doing nothing I decided to browse nairaland. Mostly, I just go through the first page of nairaland, but on that day I decided to randomly browse based on category. That's how I stumbled on this thread. To keep long story short, I developed interest and immediately went into action.
Thank you so much Mr NEOLOGE for creating this awesome and important thread. Thank you once again for rendering untiring service to humanity.
You're an awesome person. Below is a picture of my FOUR weeks kids.
Mercychen: I wonder how some men come up to say such things but easily find prostitutes sexually attractive enough to patronize them.
Now, my question is , what changed? Did her body become loose after child birth? Did her boobs stop being perky or what? Cos i know for most men with this kind of issue, it's always changes in the woman's body that come with child bearing that causes the drop in attraction.
Op, it's just only one child and you're already tired. Hope there's no other girl in the picture. It may not even be physical but mental picture? you sure you're not having someone else in mind?
The thing is, you have to bring your mind back home and stop trying to compare her to other women.
"See finish" can also be at play here like pastor Kumuyi rightly said in a post yesterday. Maybe you need some time away from her ( not separation). Like take a trip out or something so you can miss her. Trust me this works.
I remember my experience with my ex. Whenever I was tired of his face and felt like dumping him for no reason, I'll just run off to another location for a month. By the time I get back, the attraction will feel all new and the relationship sweet again. So, "see finish" can be a contributing factor here.
slawormiir: Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright .... Men and pussy.....may his soul rest in peace I remember my grandfather will always say to me son..... The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes Hell to the soul And purgatory for the wallet .. I thought he was done..then he called me again son.... Four things destroy a man easily...they are 1) greed 2) Pride 3)anger 4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX
And remember son....when you banging a girl ...then be careful during the coitus...if you start hearing her screaming and moaning...faster! Faster...oh baby harder harder! Oh yeah! Hunnnn..baby don't stop.... Then you must be careful son or if possible just stop if not you might join your ancestors...there is no medal or award for best pussy banger son...
Kai!!! Your grandfather told you all these? Which kain grandfather is this?
If I have enough administrative power, this lady that sang the song must be arrested and dealt with for bastardisation of national anthem. I will only spare her for the assumption of her good intention in doing the most awful national anthem ever.
post=96990345: The rendition of the national anthem at the experience this morning was mind-blowing, check it out.
This is due to the fact that we don't value research. As an example, microbiologists are the people at forefront in trying to find the cure of covid-19. Just imagine the million of dollars pumped in for the research.
Uyi168: .... Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road.. .. But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman?? Abi them interviewed the snakes
So na "she" snake you dey call woman as if say it is human being?
The Northern leaders steal the oil resources from the South and East and use pipe to channel them to the north and from the proceeds, build factories. Make dem no worry. Tell them that we're coming back to the north to repossess our possessions.
Afterall, if they say that the oil produced in the South and East is "Nigerian oil", then their factories are also Nigerian factories and belongs to all Nigerians.
Las Las, everywhere go scatter then we go start from zero.
See evil and dark soul! Please try to reclaim your soul from this unfathomable darkness.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH DEAR. After reading his nonsense post I became infuriated, but big THANKS to almighty God your answer makes me to still have hope in availability of sensible humans.
Well, your last line was a question: What I think?
Are you sure you really want to know what I think?
Since you asked for it, then I have to tell you what I think and the reason for my conclusions.
I think you are stupid, and I am not joking. I think you are one of the stupid husbands who have no idea what Fatherhood means and what being a real man in your home entails and how to be a husband to your own wife.
The reason I think you are stupid, is because at this stage in your Life, when your wife is strugggling real hard to bond with the young kids you still are worried about your silly sex life.
You have failed to be an alpha male, a real man, a true husband, who will cuddle his wife and his children and generate happiness for your wife. What bothers you is sex. Do you have any idea that it is sex that brought those children to this world, and when they come, you now sound as if those kids are inconvenience for your silly sex life. Do you even know how silly it sounds?
My advise is that you grow up. Call your wife and kiss her then apologize for complaining about Sex, and move into your bedroom and nurse those children to reach an age of grace.
It is not you that should be complaining of sex dimwit. If your wife needs sex, then become creative, you can make move in the kitchen, bathroom, toilet, under the bed and even at the BQ for a change.
You must not come here and lament about this nonsense again.
Do we not have real men again in this forum that will chastise these Indomie men?
Take charge of your home and bear all inconveniences. Life is not a place for perfect joy and happiness. Embrace the sorrows and pains.
1. Does WAEC or any educational institution or examination body in Nigeria have the power to issue certificate the SECOND time after the first is issued and without first retrieval of the first certificate (just as they have done in the case of President Muhammadu Buhari)?
2. Does WAEC or any educational institution or examination body in Nigeria (and globally) have the right to issue a fresh certificate to an individual after a previous issuance even when the individual never reported that the previous certificate contains error nor returned same to allow for a fresh certificate to be issued (just as they have done in the case of President Muhammadu Buhari)?
3. Is it not expected of WAEC or any educational institution or examination body in Nigeria to issue a certified true copy of certificate to individuals whose certificates got lost, stolen or damaged, as with the global norm and policy?
4. If President Buhari swore on oath on five occasions (2003, 2007, 2011, 2015 and 2019) that his original WAEC certificate was with the Military board, does it not amount to fraudulent practice for him to be issued a fresh certificate by WAEC?
5. If President Muhammadu Buhari applied to WAEC for misplaced/stolen/damaged original certificate, is WAEC permitted under the law to issue a fresh certificate or a certified true copy of the previous certificate?
6. If question 5 is the case, does it not amount to deception under oath by President Muhammadu Buhari to have alleged in his affidavit that his certificate was with the military board instead, and thereby committing perjury?
7. Has Nigeria become a Banana Republic where those in power are permitted to do as they please without regards for procedures, policies and laws?
8. If WAEC claim that the new certificate issued to President Muhammadu Buhari is "Attestation Certificate", is it ideal for such to be issued when the President swore to oath that the original still exist and is with the military? Or Was it a false attestation made by President Buhari?
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This post totally shows that you have no idea about what attestation certificate means. The said attestation certificate was issued to buhari due to the fact that the military institution NOW authoritatively claimed that the result of buhari is no longer available with them which in other terms means the certificate has been lost. This clear buhari to apply for attestation certificate from WAEC.
Aremolekunowo: Greetings to my people of nairalanders, I met my wife around 2015 and we dated for almost a year and attended all the necessary church and family teachings.
She told me she was a single mother, and all the men that dated her before I came to her left her because of that,I promise I won't leave her for having a baby outside wedlock.
The relationship keep on growing and I told her about my AS genotype and I made it clear to her that nothing will make me marry AS lady because of sickle cell children palavar. she told me that she is genotype AA. We continue our relationship did introduction and fixed our wedding date, now a month and two weeks to our wedding we went for mandatory test in our church clinic behold she failed the genotype test it was AS, right there I told her I no dey do again, she rejected the result and claimed vehemently that she is AA. second day we did confirmatory test it was still the same thing.
Her parents called me and told me both of them were AA and there is no way their daughter can be AS gene. they later brought some previous test (fake) of her AA stuff. I was bullied by every one around to go ahead since it was just few weeks to the wedding that it was manipulations, though my spirit was not willing again but I was compelled by all to go ahead that the thing has change back to AA she also said so that it has changed back to original AA. We go ahead and marry sha. She took in immediately after nine month she gave birth to a baby boy which I named Ikechukwu though we are both Yoruba's but I love Igbo people so much because I grew up with many of them. After some months after birth, Ikechukwu begin some strange sickness we begin to take the boy in and outside hospitals, spending the little income I was getting I decided to do Genotype test for d boy my wife resist it but I went ahead behold it was SS(sickle cell)
immediately I show her the result she went on her knees begging me, I called her father and informed him about it he invites me to his place and he too was begging me that he was also AS and not AA as he claimed before; now every is begging me again that I should not break my marriage that is based on deception, I have done everything that will make her leave my house except violent she refused to go. Every one is bullying me and begging me again, now non of them have supported me in any way for the boy expensive treatment.
IK is now a year old, am not willing to have another child with her again, please my people what should I do , and what's the best way to make her leave my house for at leat 2 to 3 years? please advice your brother and son, thanks and sorry for the long epistle God bless you all.
You're very stupid for accepting the said pressure on you before the marriage. You are very very stupid for not sending her packing when you get the result about your kid. You're also double stupid for asking us stupid question like this one, displaying your stupidity.
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by maipeople(m): 2:40pm On Apr 21
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