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Ifulaik, no pay the bill wey dem give you, na una high riser dem go disconnect for 3 months, na una go beg las las. When them do us the thing round this time last year, we do pass gra gra nah. we even hold rally to follow them hold ground.

Ilovebigboobs:
Wetin sweet for this middle nw?

Oga, I can't lie to you, na this type sweet pass. No be all those akpati wey carry fat full body, the moment you climb, you go jus pour. Na this type no dey make you quick pour, you go just focus on enjoying the ride.

Some Playas self. Apart from the incest, so if your partner is dry, you cannot use water to lubricate her and continue?

limeta:
Add Edo to the list you go give united nation
Then i will do something strong to jibrill for you.

I trust una superior craft nah.

fergieboy:
No be Chloroquine wey they scratch body ?

Funny thing, Chloroquine doesn't scratch me, but it makes my elder brother act like a lunatic.

sofiscatedmoron:
Did the thing penetrate?

Hehehe. I heard Fela once did a show where he bleeped one of his dancers live on stage.

christopher123:
I dubt, if you know igbo very well, they are republican and never in hostory of igbo that anyone dictate, even kanu is been called to order...Igbo do not follow one man, they follow logics

He was only scare-mongering the minority tribes in that post.

Churchill should do a sex video of him lasting more than 40seconds.

LearnITsmash:
Nigerians don't have any sense, this is how I told a lady that sells things to me yesterday to pull her kids from school or limit their exposure to other people and the ignorant Lady said that a Roman jesus will protect them , the most stupid reply from senseless Nigerians

Egungun, na exprss you dey so

WorWorBoy:
I dunno know. But it will be more than 3 nations that's for sure.

If it wants to be 100, let it be 100. Onye odu zaba afa nna ya.

Kuman2:
There's this girl that said she loves me and she wants us 2 date. But the problem is two of my friends from my ent have fvcked her already.
Smart guys wat should i do?
Sometimes when we guys gather 2 gist they make fun of her how she held the wall in the toilet

Instead of you to tell us that you are looking for a way to Bleep her as well, you are here forming she loves you.

I believe it is time for her to go for reconstructive surgery. Her skin is tough enough now. She needs to complete her journey IMHO.

Joevics:
Your sister needs proof to show he insinuated that. Even if it's a recording of him insisting...

If not it will just be her words against his...

She can always write an application for remarking her script. Such will then be marked and graded by another lecturer. She has to have long legs o, cos all those lecturers are pallys.

If Corona kill Mikel die, who go dey straff him Russina punna?

tillaman:
Great news but on the contrary we Nigerians are our own problems, imagine trying to cash out on a sad occurrence!! I hope y’all have taken him for a test though

and co are cashing out on a sad situation (Buhari) as well.

Emily22:
U b my junior. I wrote jamb 4 times even when dem still dey do PCE for Polytechnic

WAEC 6 times....

Today I don grad...no job.....we move on

Ekpadomo Sir. Omo, na once i write WAEC o, cleared all 9 Subjects with 3 As and 6 Cs, only for JAMB to mean me. Funny thing, i always got over 200 in Jamb, but was never enough to pass cutoff mark and my parents will never "work" my admissions, they will simply ask for the next time Jamb is selling form.

Totilopussylick:
Stop the lies

Honestly speaking! Finished sec sch in 1998, didn't get into Uni until 2002. 3 of my former classmates already graduated from ABSU in that 2002 before I even Matric.

Taye4j:
So yourself like Orisun.

I get to see Yoruba big yansh.

FrLukas:
Nostradamus na baba.

I have all his predictions till year 5,000 or so.

Accurate asf.

Not like our local preachers here who always see prosperity for Nigeria.

How are we sure he didn't leave a cult of followers who are making all his predictions co.e to pass?

UnknownT:
Goan sit down. You think say na all those movies you dey feature wey Dem dey use 1 week act parts 1-4? Eze ndi ala, Nwa Eze ndi ala, Mpa onye eze ndi ala etc

You think it is those youruba drama on orisun that deserves award abi?

Fisher007:
Ok to make it simple for you :

Free them and focus on your finance and wellbeing. Simple

Which indicates none of them.

So hope you ve got your answer.

Let me troll you small.

He wanted a choice between the two. If he wanted a third choice, his question would have been, should I marry either of the two.

This is how people fail jamb use of English. Forget any outside knowledge you know of and focus on the subject matter at hand.

Thanks.

You can get angry now bro. I will simply be drinking my whiskey/cocacola.

Fisher007:
And as I can see you still lack reading comprehension. Cause if you didn't you will see the answer to the question.

I purposely gave reason before the answer. So please read well next time and don't Qoute me for qouting sake.

Thank you.

Check the title of the thread again. Obviously he has decided on either of the two. Which of them did you advise on? This is simply reading and comprehension.

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

First of all, You are an irresponsible young man but a hard-working type based on efforts you made.

You allowed the a baby mama to milk you based on your third leg. Infact thinking of it when you where enjoying the sex you didn't tell us.

Why should I answer you. I change my mind lol.

You need to distance yourself from the two. In reality both are not truly yours. It is high time you focus more on yourself. You need to work harder cause you have a brought a child to this world and you are responsible for him.

The babymama will never change. Once you distance yourself she will find another guy, which will lead to another baby. It is inbuilt in her case.

As for madam girlfriend, I understand her, but she needs to move on with her life. You can't keep her. If you do there will be more fight in the future. You have to accept that loss too. You can't eat your cake and have it. Unless na stomach ache you dey find. Simple.

Now for you, you have a legacy already, why are you still looking for women up and down. From your first experience you haven't learnt a thing ba.

You need to start using condom also cause I can sense you like deeping raw. You made a statement saying you still invite both girls on separate times. Meaning you are still chopping them. Oga you need to stop and face reality on ground. Na you set your table and the ball is in your court. Deal with it.

Free them and focus on your finance and wellbeing. Simple .

Oga, he is not asking UA to list his errors, he is asking for the way forward.

me wey write jamb four times nko? Sote some of my classmates don even graduate before I matric.

Inukwa? How can you score 99 in physics? The questions una set, e no get answers for the options ni?

SweetCunt97:
Nigerians are too gullible! How can a 2 months old baby look this big?

You needed to see mine at just one month. Looks like they grow so big immediately after birth then spend the next few months looking the same size or even smaller, only to baloon yet again by 10 months. My daughter is almost unrecognizable now at just 10 months and she is over 2 feet already.

I believe all the students were safe because non of them were in the hostels. Being a Catholic boarding school, all of them would have been at Mass.

Has Buhari or even Osinbajo said anythi g about this? Even if just condolence message. Na 2023 Dem dey mean.

The community should have also demanded 500k for grazing charges.

Get a decent Lawyer (not charge and bail) that funny tenant will be out under two weeks. One of our did that stuff once, he didn't even know when court people came to dislodge him, he went to work as usual that morning but had to cut things short. He carried load that day o. Another one even more painful was super rich. Be comes and goes overseas and bases there for most of the year, but pay rent not up to one week chop money in London, he will not pay. The day court people came for him, he was absolutely not prepared for it.

SLAP44:
Akeredolu is only there to trim his white beards and pretend to be in charge. The last governor is better than him in issues of security.

His people will not see this and keep looking elsewhere for who to fight and blame.

Can you tell me which of the armed forces that answers and takes orders from Akeredolu?

IneedSugarMumy1:
OyA come let's marry

You wan make she build house for you too?