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Fashion / Re: My Boyfriend Will Rather Lose Me Than Lose His Hair! by Maneater1(f): 9:59am On Feb 21, 2007
Is he SAMSON?
Althiough i understand that the nigerian society doesnt take guys with long hair sereious, here its a sign of immaturity and irresponsibility.

It all comes down to sacrifice, its either you love him the way he is and forget about everyone else.

But he doesnt love you if he will pick his hair over you. With true love, u should be able to give a kidney or your left eye for the person you love.

And i think he's definately way to vain for a guy. picking looks over someone that loves you.
Shame on him. embarassed
Romance / Re: What If Your Boyfriend Was A "gay"? by Maneater1(f): 9:50am On Feb 21, 2007
PTBNaija:

Give him the boot no doubt. I don't feel the need to put myself in danger of some serious STDs.
i'm sure gay guys use protection as well. And please we should learn to stop using derrogatory terms like gay, its not nice. They are people too. You using that word to describe a person also says its ok for others to use words like bitch and nigger.

Lets all learn to tolerate one another and above all love unconditionally.

@ topic, i dont think i would continue the relationship.
Jokes Etc / Re: Origin Jokes by Maneater1(f): 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2007
good jokes
Jokes Etc / Re: Marriage by Maneater1(f): 12:28pm On Feb 20, 2007
shocked grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Like Father Like Son by Maneater1(f): 12:21pm On Feb 20, 2007
Don't do that again! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Jump Or Not? by Maneater1(f): 12:08pm On Feb 20, 2007
grin

hilarious
Jokes Etc / Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Maneater1(f): 10:36am On Feb 20, 2007
grin funny.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Travel Agency (blonde Joke) by Maneater1(f): 10:33am On Feb 20, 2007
shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: A Vet by Maneater1(f): 10:30am On Feb 20, 2007
undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: A Miracle by Maneater1(f): 10:27am On Feb 20, 2007
undecided
Romance / The Honest Truth by Maneater1(f): 9:40am On Feb 19, 2007
1. The nice men are ugly.



2. The handsome men are not nice.



3. The handsome and nice men are gay.



4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.



5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.



6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.



7. The handsome men without money are after our money.



8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.



9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.



10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!



11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.





NOW, WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?! undecided
Jokes Etc / The Spoon by Maneater1(f): 12:24pm On Feb 15, 2007
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed
that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and
utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I
looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen
Consulting
to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they
concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It
represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per
hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of
trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it
with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen
instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of
the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had
the
same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked
the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string
right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so
observant.

That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time
in
the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can
pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our
hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the
spoon."

lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Affairs (6) by Maneater1(f): 10:56am On Feb 15, 2007
Heard them all b4 but not bad at all. smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: You Are Right/ Getting Back In Shape by Maneater1(f): 10:50am On Feb 15, 2007
cheesy good!
Jokes Etc / Re: I Didn't See You by Maneater1(f): 10:47am On Feb 15, 2007
grin

funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Romance / Good Men Are All Around Us by Maneater1(f): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2007
Words Written By An Observant Woman

Good men are indeed all around us.

We pass them on the streets, in the malls and the halls at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like.

He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a BMW. He might not have a "body like Vin Diesel with a Brad Pitt face". But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head.

A good man doesn't agree whole heartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada yada he is (he wont have to because it shows). He has his own opinions and you may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he's right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same.

A good man is not going to meet every item on your checklist. He is human with frailties and faults mixed in with all of his wonderful, strong attributes. He needs your love and respect. He needs to feel that you don't live to "catch" him doing something wrong so you can declare, "Aha! I knew you were a dog!!"

A good man doesn't necessarily give you a huge birthday or Valentine's gift. He shows his love in the ways that are comfortable to him. Don't judge him by TV standards (, Bold and the Beautiful, ). No one lives that fairy tale for real. You'll miss out on your own fairy tale by buying into the myth that our men are no good. It's just not true.

Men, we salute you, and thank you for who you are and all you've done.

kiss
Jokes Etc / Smart Priest by Maneater1(f): 4:28pm On Feb 13, 2007
A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks"

Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?"

"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.



"Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?"

"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to lie, "

"You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.



After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the father's turn in line.



"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's officer.



"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."



Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"

The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used, "



Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through father.



Next!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Joke by Maneater1(f): 12:31pm On Feb 12, 2007
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck - he was wh ispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you,
too.
Jokes Etc / Re: Year 3000 In Pictures by Maneater1(f): 11:46am On Feb 12, 2007
Hmmmm, Interesting

The future sounds exciting. shocked
Jokes Etc / Ponderings by Maneater1(f): 11:19am On Feb 12, 2007
1. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.


2. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.


3. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.


4. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.


5. Think about this, , No one ever says "It's only a game." when his team is winning.


6. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old la dies running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) Sure,


7. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
Jokes Etc / Guilty Lady by Maneater1(f): 11:16am On Feb 12, 2007
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,

"surely I can't look that old?"

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his
DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy! With the same name
had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the
same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any
such thought this balding, gray-haired man with
the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

Hmmm,, or could he

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "in 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked me, "what did you teach?"
Jokes Etc / Top 10 Signs Of Job Burn-out. by Maneater1(f): 11:13am On Feb 12, 2007
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,” Stop asking me all these questions!"

8. Your garbage can IS your "Inbox"!

7. You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.

5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager will go off before your alarm does.

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
Romance / Re: He Left Me : What Do I Do by Maneater1(f): 9:06am On Feb 12, 2007
he's heartless, just b4 valentine's day? Awwwww!!

Get a rebound guy, although dey scarce for this season.

Get over him and the back stabbing friend, life goes on.
Romance / Re: Former NBA player John Amaechi( Naija Guy) reveals he is gay by Maneater1(f): 2:35pm On Feb 08, 2007
Good for him, he does'nt have to APOLOGISE FOR WHO HE IS. aND WITH ALL HE'S DONE FOR CHARITY, HE'S MORE OF A MAN THAN MANY POOR EXCUSES OUT THERE. smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: The Word Racism. by Maneater1(f): 5:38pm On Feb 07, 2007
there will always be hate and thus always be racism. embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: The Boss Had To Fire Somebody by Maneater1(f): 5:28pm On Feb 07, 2007
Lay u or jack off, lol

Funny grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Three Brothers by Maneater1(f): 5:22pm On Feb 07, 2007
;d
Romance / Re: For Ladies' Comments And Men's Observation by Maneater1(f): 2:57pm On Feb 07, 2007
R-KELLY

he's street,
he's a gentleman,
brother can sing,
and he definately knows how to break a girl's back.

wink
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: Great Time To Start A Fight With Your Woman by Maneater1(f): 2:49pm On Feb 07, 2007
@ rainer- Loser

valentine's day isnt about the gifts, just sharing a day with ur loved one is enuf, but jerks like t show their irresponsibility by fighting.

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! angry
Romance / Re: Who Cheat Most? A Guy Or A Girl. by Maneater1(f): 2:35pm On Feb 07, 2007
Theres this saying that if you ask a guy how many girls he has been with, what ever number he gives divide it by 2 and for a girl multiply her number by 2.

so lets say they both say theyve been with 8 people,
for guys 8 divided by 2= 4 is the actual number, they just want props that they've bed alot of ladies and
for girls 8 multiplied by 2= 16, they just want to pretend like good girls.

Althiugh being a chic myself, i have to say guys cheat a whole lot more, they just are'nt too smart about it, girls cheat and can hide it very well but not as much as guys. grin
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Forgot My Birthday by Maneater1(f): 2:22pm On Feb 07, 2007
get over it, you guys do it all the time.

undecided

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