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Family / Re: My Husband Is So Attached To His Mother by Maneater1(f): 9:08am On Apr 05, 2007 |
First of all, why on earth did u marry a man that still lives at home (family house). any man that does not have a place of his own, no matter how small it is even a one bedroom apartment is not ready for marriage. Your husband is definately a momy's boy or still tooo dependant on his family, which i think is a big sign of immaturity. And how ur husband takes you is how ur in-laws will. if he shows he has a family of his own now and he's wife is #1 then his family wont mess with u. My dear, ur'e in deep Egbe, because u need to make him get his act together, doesnt the bible say a man will leave his parents and become one with his wife or something like that. He better get a backbone of his own and stop being a spineless wimp. sorry my dear i dont mean to be rude, but think of it, u have a life time of this sh*t to face and its just starting. |
Music/Radio / Re: Ego Has Left Lagbaja! by Maneater1(f): 8:50am On Apr 05, 2007 |
She has an amazing voice. No doubt she will do very well on her own. I'll definately buy her album. I wish her all the best. |
Health / Re: Any Cure For Car-sickness? by Maneater1(f): 3:00pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
@ mayorin1, i dont understand u. i also have car/motion sickness and i feel like puking. when travelling long distance try and swallow avomine, it will make u sleep. Dont read or txt anyone with ur fone in a moving vehicle open the windows and get fresh air dont look at things very close to u, try and focus ur eyes on distant objects. and lie down with ur eyes closed for a bit when u get to ur destination. |
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Without Make Ups by Maneater1(f): 2:42pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
Wow!!! Very Revealing! |
Travel / Re: Most Africans Think Nigerians Are Arrogant by Maneater1(f): 12:42pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
@ topic, thats because we actually are arrogant. we are a very proud nation and i think its the same with the Americans. they are very arrogant and feel they rule the world. Nigeria might not be the most beautiful country in africa and might have alot of corrupt leadrers but i've heard someone say before that Nigeria is the USA of africa. i.e, the leading country in africa. And its true. |
TV/Movies / Re: Your Top 3 Animated Movies Of All Time by Maneater1(f): 12:08pm On Apr 04, 2007 |
- Shrek 1 - The incredibles - Finding nemo and i dont know if it counts, but the animated part of kill bill vol 1 |
Romance / Re: I Love You by Maneater1(f): 10:55am On Apr 04, 2007 |
Whatever dude! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Substitute For Women by Maneater1(f): 10:13am On Apr 04, 2007 |
Lol |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Maneater1(f): 10:09am On Apr 04, 2007 |
Diverse |
Jokes Etc / Can U Rely On The Nhs by Maneater1(f): 9:32am On Apr 04, 2007 |
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. 'Hello' 'Mrs Ward please' 'Speaking' 'Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones of the NHS medical testing laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible'. 'What do you mean?' Mrs Ward asked nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested positively for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is '. 'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?'. Questioned Mrs Ward. 'Normally we can, but the NHS can only pay for these expensive tests once'. 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'. 'The people at the NHS recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him'. |
Jokes Etc / Nigerians In Heaven by Maneater1(f): 9:30am On Apr 04, 2007 |
Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat meat, and cow feet. Ox tail, and chicken bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are Banana peels and Orange seeds all over the clouds. Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair , The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil. "The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on. "The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied , "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe, hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians have put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!" |
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Win A Girls Heart by Maneater1(f): 2:26pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
have a body like Vin diesel Have money like Jay Z Know how to Party hard like P.diddy be a romantic like Joe Know how to spank that like R.kelly (N*gga gat skillz) Be dangerously good looking and be a famous footballer like Beckham/ ronaldino. oh and drive a hott car! then she's alll urs u doint even have to do anything to impress her. C ya in the next lifetime. |
Romance / Re: How A 17 Year Old Girl Lied Against Me After Our Date by Maneater1(f): 2:14pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
Hmmmmmmmmm! I understand, it happened to a fine brother called R.kelly. They set him up! Bloody underaged tramps! |
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Guy Who Is Not In Good Term With His Parents? by Maneater1(f): 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
@ topic, No i wouldnt even touch a guy like that. it's calling for trouble both from family and God. |
Romance / Re: Discreet Relationships: How Good Are You? by Maneater1(f): 1:58pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
when i had dated my first boyfriend for 9 months my family didnt approve so we had to go on the down low for another 4 yrs before we broke up. no one knew i was dating him for 4 yrs. |
Romance / Re: My Friend Is 'Dying' After Being Dumped by Maneater1(f): 1:12pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
the guy needs to get laid ASAP. |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Please Read This Story And Be Amazed ! by Maneater1(f): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2007 |
should she be doing tests to check her womb or for HIV? she obviously doesnt like safe sex to get pregnant a million times. |
Romance / Re: The Origin Of Wedding Rings? by Maneater1(f): 10:18am On Apr 03, 2007 |
I dont care where it came from, i just want a big arse rock on my finger. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Time Do You Resume / Close At Work? by Maneater1(f): 10:02am On Apr 03, 2007 |
8: 30am - 5:30pm Mon- Fri |
Romance / Re: Girls Which Guy Is Better by Maneater1(f): 2:16pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Obviously something u know nothing about. I guess handling u wud be a walk in the park, shorty! |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Lied About Your Relationship Status? by Maneater1(f): 2:10pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Tell me about it. and its so annoying, when they try to persevere. i just did it again yesterday. |
Romance / Re: I'm 23, Neva Dated, Kissed: by Maneater1(f): 2:01pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Hmmmmm! u mite be gay. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Black Lacy Panties by Maneater1(f): 2:33pm On Mar 27, 2007 |
;d |
Romance / Re: What Trips U Guys More In A Lady by Maneater1(f): 1:03pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
Shallow Thread! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Igbo Girls Natural Heart Breakers by Maneater1(f): 12:59pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
;d |
Romance / Re: Start A Love Story by Maneater1(f): 12:54pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
Ding Dong, the door bell again. i go to answer it andf when i open the door, its this beautiful lady standing there, before i know whats happened, she gives me a heavy blow to the face and i hit the floor hard. she says, "keep ur skanky 2$ ass away from my husband" and walks away. Oh God!!!! I think she broke my nose, |
Romance / Re: Did I Marry The Right Person? by Maneater1(f): 12:39pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
True story!!! Well said. I've learnt so much. |
Romance / Re: My Cousin Wants To Marry A Widow. Is It Right? by Maneater1(f): 12:22pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
Give them ur blessings and support and let them be. its ur cousin's life. |
Romance / Re: Age And Marriage by Maneater1(f): 12:14pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
love is blind and age is only a number. I dont think it matters when it comees to marriage, no matter the reason, be it love, money, whatever. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Blood Convernant by Maneater1(f): 12:10pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
No! dont do it. |
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