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First of all, why on earth did u marry a man that still lives at home (family house). any man that does not have a place of his own, no matter how small it is even a one bedroom apartment is not ready for marriage.

Your husband is definately a momy's boy or still tooo dependant on his family, which i think is a big sign of immaturity.

And how ur husband takes you is how ur in-laws will. if he shows he has a family of his own now and he's wife is #1 then his family wont mess with u. My dear, ur'e in deep Egbe, because u need to make him get his act together, doesnt the bible say a man will leave his parents and become one with his wife or something like that.

He better get a backbone of his own and stop being a spineless wimp. sorry my dear i dont mean to be rude, but think of it, u have a life time of this sh*t to face and its just starting.

She has an amazing voice. No doubt she will do very well on her own. I'll definately buy her album. I wish her all the best.

@ mayorin1, i dont understand u. i also have car/motion sickness and i feel like puking.

when travelling long distance try and swallow avomine, it will make u sleep.

Dont read or txt anyone with ur fone in a moving vehicle

open the windows and get fresh air

dont look at things very close to u, try and focus ur eyes on distant objects.

and lie down with ur eyes closed for a bit when u get to ur destination.

Wow!!!
Very Revealing!

@ topic, thats because we actually are arrogant.

we are a very proud nation and i think its the same with the Americans. they are very arrogant and feel they rule the world.

Nigeria might not be the most beautiful country in africa and might have alot of corrupt leadrers but i've heard someone say before that Nigeria is the USA of africa. i.e, the leading country in africa.

And its true.

- Shrek 1

- The incredibles

- Finding nemo

and i dont know if it counts, but the animated part of kill bill vol 1

Whatever dude!

Lol

Diverse

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

'Hello'

'Mrs Ward please'

'Speaking'

'Mrs Ward, this is Doctor Jones of the NHS medical testing laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
from another Mr Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible'.

'What do you mean?' Mrs Ward asked nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positively for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is '.

'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?'. Questioned Mrs Ward.

'Normally we can, but the NHS can only pay for these expensive tests once'.

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'.

'The people at the NHS recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him'.

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have
Nigerians up here in
Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly
Gates, my horn
is missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat meat, and cow feet.
Ox tail, and chicken bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are
walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven
clean. There are Banana
peels and Orange seeds all over the clouds.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up
their hair ,

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.
"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on.
"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for
you?"
The Lord replied , "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said,
"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe, hold on, Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.
These Nigerians have put the fire out,
and are trying to install air conditioning!"

have a body like Vin diesel

Have money like Jay Z

Know how to Party hard like P.diddy

be a romantic like Joe

Know how to spank that like R.kelly (N*gga gat skillz)

Be dangerously good looking and be

a famous footballer like Beckham/ ronaldino.

oh and drive a hott car!

then she's alll urs u doint even have to do anything to impress her.


C ya in the next lifetime.

Hmmmmmmmmm! I understand, it happened to a fine brother called R.kelly. They set him up! Bloody underaged tramps!

@ topic, No i wouldnt even touch a guy like that. it's calling for trouble both from family and God.

when i had dated my first boyfriend for 9 months my family didnt approve so we had to go on the down low for another 4 yrs before we broke up.

no one knew i was dating him for 4 yrs.

the guy needs to get laid ASAP.

should she be doing tests to check her womb or for HIV? she obviously doesnt like safe sex to get pregnant a million times.

I dont care where it came from, i just want a big arse rock on my finger.

8: 30am - 5:30pm

Mon- Fri

Obviously something u know nothing about.
I guess handling u wud be a walk in the park, shorty!

Tell me about it. and its so annoying, when they try to persevere. i just did it again yesterday.

Hmmmmm! u mite be gay.

;d

Shallow Thread!

;d

Ding Dong, the door bell again.

i go to answer it andf when i open the door,

its this beautiful lady standing there,

before i know whats happened, she gives me a heavy blow to the face and i hit the floor hard.

she says, "keep ur skanky 2$ ass away from my husband" and walks away.

Oh God!!!!

I think she broke my nose,

True story!!!

Well said. I've learnt so much.

Give them ur blessings and support and let them be. its ur cousin's life.

love is blind and age is only a number. I dont think it matters when it comees to marriage, no matter the reason, be it love, money, whatever.

No! dont do it.