@ topic, thats bollocks, naomi cudnt take candy from a baby. esp with that temper of hers

There are other ladies that can take jay from B, but its not naomi or kelly.

Gamine:

@Topic
Duhh!!

LOL

sisimose:

Are Gays Really Sinner? : ans; Are We God?

Word!

Remember SODOM and GOMORRAH!!!!

He's Gay!

u simply walk up to her and say "girl, i'm in love with u, aw u check am"?
just kidding,

try sending her some fresh flowers and a card that asks her out on a date, then u take her to a nice restuarant and then to watch a movie, before the date is over, she will be the one professing her love.

Bollocks!!!!!!!!!

ok seriously,

a guy told me recently "i want to experience u"
(which i thot was sweeet)

but it was closely followed by " i want to own u, i want to have u, and i want u to belong to me" (which freakd me out)

i wasnt so sure about him after that

He's my baby daddy!

that touched me alrite, like a fking sledge hammer to my heart

this is what u say,

u say "guy, i'mnot interested again, see my folks dont want us together, sorry, better luck next time"

then leave him heartbroken and sad, but he'll get over u in 2 wks.

Then imagine the man of ur dreams telling u that one day (dont mind me i just want to put u on a guilt trip).

Seriously if ur parents dont approve u have to let him go, but parents dont always know whats right for us. but make sure u listen to ur parents. R u confused?

theres this belief that girls know if they are ghoing to sleep with a guy the moment they meet them. So all that fronting and playing hard to get is just part of the game.

Mystikal ur flirting with iice and u have a jealous girlfrend. Hope she doesnt come after whoever ur trying to have chemistry with.

Mystikal, do you want to break up with the "jealous girlfriend" from the other blog?


she just might finally slit your throat.

I wouldnt classify u as being a playboy.

I would classiufy u as bordering close to gay.

what u dont like girls?
You like boys dont u?
C'mon say it, I like boys!

Some guys are fools and so are some girls.
Whats new about what just happened to you.?
Guys do it to girls all the time and feel like "bad boyz","hard guys", Playas
So now u find out that girls also do it to guys.

truth of the matter is that she already told u of her main squeez in the states, so she is not obligated to you in anyway, she can do whatever she wants and if you chose to shower her with gifts, the only thing i can say about her is



"she is one lucky girl"

She mite be trying to show off and spite u (unconsciously) that she is so hot, and really wanted that she gets alot of toasters. that is bad and a way to intimidate u and a sort of silent warning that if u F up there are so many dying to have her.

or

she just trusts u and wants to tell u about the guys bugging her. Girls do that when they like a guy alot. they tell him everything from their toasters and their best friends secrets.
this way the day she stops telling you who is after her u can know she's up to know good.

Grown Women



Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.

Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.



Girls want to control the man in their life.

Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.



Girls check you for not calling them.

Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.



Girls are afraid to be alone.

Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.



Girls ignore the good guys.

Grown women ignore the bad guys.



Girls make you come home.

Grown women make you want to come home.



Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.

Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.



Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).

Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.



Girls think a guy crying is weak.

Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.



Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.

Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.



Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.

Grown women know that that was just one man.



Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.

Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.



Girls will read this and get an attitude.

Grown women will read this and meditate on it

when she cooks, clean and takes care of your ass.

LOL!!!!

practise talking on the phone, before you try to approach girls.

arieta:

I didnt say I love him, because I don't know him, I said I am in love.,, there is a difference right? by saying that I meen that I really like him,

Girl, u are one confused shorty.

Sad?

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second
richest man in the US who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:

>1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!



>2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.



>3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omahathat
he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything
he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.



>4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.



>5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest
private jet company.



>6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one
letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the
year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.



>7) He has given his CEO's only two rules.

Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your share holder's money.

Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1



> He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after
he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.



>9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5
years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren
Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates
met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee
of Warren Buffet.


>10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.



>11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.

WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN'S STORY

This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 25 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called the club and made my reservation with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26 yr old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear.

My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00am. Tough to get out of bed, but it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She was something of a Greek goddess -- with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!!!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She took my pulse after 5 minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attributed it to standing next to her in her Lycra aerobics outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring,

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurts when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other nonsense too.

THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room. She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

FRIDAY:
I hate that witch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there were a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the *&%#(#&**!!@*@ Barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year, my wife (the other witch), will choose a gift for me that is fun --like a root canal or a vasectomy

What a promiscuous and perverted family.

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man, she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE.
She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man, BUT he will cheat
on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if
he gets caught or bleeps up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be
screwed, and NEVER be happy again.
Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house.
Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day.
Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection, which
might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl-

is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very
active social life, she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next
Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.
Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time
every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but
that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in
case Wife really really bleeps up, she can be replaced in a matter of
weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her
spot.
Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as
Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.

Biggest benefit of Baby Girl, she is extremely private and hates causing a
scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey
and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl
is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece,-

usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or other
pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or
some late night head after the club.
When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs.
He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex,
but normally that only happens one week during the month.
Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most
of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow, we kind of think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off, every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to

move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know
how to go about it.
They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with
his boys, she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname
because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her, he
only recalls how fat her ass was.
The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father.
The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you
in the mall when you are with Wifey
(something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off,

She ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

funy jokes. Heard viagra is banned in some countries like france, cos it kills old guys that have heart conditions.

try something safer like red bull or power horse. they are energy giving drinks that give u the strenth of a stallion.

;d

well Life's not that way, get over it!

that is brilliant.

nice

what about billboards? which is your fav billboard.

i like the expression billboard when u get on 3rd mailand bridge heading for the island, the chic is very pretty

These days its not only women that like money, most men want to date only girls that have a good job and can support themselves, they dont want liabilities and its wrong because they are running away from responsibility.

They like it if the girl can pay some bills and borrow them money to buy a new deck for their cars. A good examplee is how guys treat girls anyhow cos you know u have to pay her cab fare or buy her a recharge card, but if they are dating a Governors daughter, u will see respect like nothing.

Point is guys like girls from rich homes so that his father inlaw will back him up.
Money doesnt make a bring love to a relationship, it only brings comfort and security which is important at the end of the day.