₦airaland Forum

Nicholaspepe:
Hmmmmm..... Is well. The inhabitants of this world are really wicked and heartless. Honestly, I'm totally stranded after relocating to Abuja. No job, no money, no food. I'm depressed

must you stay in Abuja abi you no get family house to relocate nii,no go die for Abuja o

Olayetan:
Omo

I narrowly escaped this last night on my way home, gas was floating on the floor like a river, immediately i saw the gas, i just sped up.


Chai, what is Nigeria turning to.

uncle, uncle gas flowing like a river, you don't even speed off but sped up chaiii thunder Balogun fire your mouth RPG revolver.

SlahJoe:
I hope this will help; https://www.nairaland.com/6362317/how-retrieve-unclaimed-dividends

thanks bro

ThatFairGuy1:
Opolo e ti yii'ku for you to have thought you are old enough to be my father. What an effrontery, O ti f'ori gbale. Whenever you take ogogoro, steer clear of NL so that you won't keep constituting nuisance, abiipabe omo

ohhhh so Nairaland is your family heritage abi congratulations kid

Ospic2014:
Pls don't come and talk about stock market here again

who ever talked about stock market may thunder fire them,,I bought first Bank share in 2007 at the rate of 33naira per unit, dividend I no see, market value worst than ever before in short am still crying

DenreleDave:
Yes ooo..

Especially when those ipobs disguise as gala sellers are sent back to abia..

Thank your star you no mention Oduduwa I for send you thunder Balogun to fire you RPG

Acecards:
baba tell me the secret you used to get such number of girls without spending

if you are into transportation business you will understand me better

ThatFairGuy1:
You shut up. Who told you that Shariah law.

You can't get killed under Shariah law with the said offense, IT'S OBVIOUS HIS REAL OFFENSE WAS MORE THAN THAT, the news is not complete.

Besides, The law used in North Korea is also Sharia law right, The one in Cambodia? Hypocrite.


Also, how many has been beheaded in the Northern part of the country as u claimed?

I think am old enough to be your father although is not in my doing insulting people not to mention some one I don't know but your response shows the kind of home you are coming from, go back home and ask your mother where your father is,then you will listen to her carefully how the story goes then you come back here to mention me,Iwo Omo digbolugi iii.

It will be better to go to the nearest police station and put your statement down with evidence.thank you

Coronabirus:
can u give a single example where such thing happened in the North?
You used to say North's Islam isn't like Saudi but now what happened there never came close this and u deviate. Try to be consistent in ur bigotry!

am not here to defend anything go and do your research about it and it will be more polite to come up with fact in a forum like this rather than resulting in abuse thank you.

Kiddwavez:
U sure say u well so?

is that your response? don't be a kid

guywitzerogal:
you no fit avoid ban my dear brother ..

kikikiiiiikiiiiii �

BabaJoe001:
Just shut the Bleep off. We are talking about the Evil in saudi Arab. May be you should read again and see what they did to this innocent boy. You are crazy. Saudi Arabia is not worth it. For what they did to this boy.

Abi o

Etizz:
U are a wicked person, u deliberately wants to make me laugh.....lol

she you no dey listen fela song ni

ade4real2016:
May your ignorance n evil utterances never send you to where you least expect...Do you think you live normal life like you should?.. Have you asked why every sector in your shithole zoological garden tagged"Nigeria"is degraded/dilapidated to this extentHave you put your brain in d gear as in is this how your forefathers lived their livesYou should ponder where your own generations yet unborn will find themselves....Nobody is saying taking ones precious life gruesomely like this is acceptable..... Nigeria/Nigerians will never be Saudi/Saudis till eternity....

what made Saudi Arabia better than us if not the kind of useless people in the Herm of leadership in Nigeria,it seems you are a kid I will only send you home to learn your history, when Nigerians are living large Saudi Arabia was a desert then, when we are proud owners of many Nigeria airlines Saudi doesn't have than two, when we are leaning Morden education Saudi Arabia's are busy studying Sharia and Quran, humanity come before any religion and spirituality believed,the worst country to live in is all this sole called religious country go to Israel, Lebanon, Iran Qatar they were wicked even in Israel they don't believe any one is better than them,they were too racist so tell me the difference and more over religion had no value to human kind but love, don't see me as some one who against your religion,I av many friends and family who are Muslim and I deal with them with love.religion save no one but love and kindness.ireee o

ade4real2016:
May your ignorance n evil utterances never send you to where you least expect...Do you think you live normal life like you should?.. Have you asked why every sector in your shithole zoological garden tagged"Nigeria"is degraded/dilapidated to this extentHave you put your brain in d gear as in is this how your forefathers lived their livesYou should ponder where your own generations yet unborn will find themselves....Nobody is saying taking ones precious life gruesomely like this is acceptable..... Nigeria/Nigerians will never be Saudi/Saudis till eternity....

hey grow up don't be too emotional is dangerous, humanity before religious

guywitzerogal:
you no fit avoid ban my dear brother ..

kikikiiiiikiiiiii

Teeeecash:
thunder fire you there..MuMu.. I don't know if you reason with your brain...

If it was North korea that did such, you won't insult there religion, instead the government, moreso North korea executed some of their citizens because of similar offence.
it was stated that saudi government, yet you found a way to involve islam because of your stupidity..

Getat

let me put things straight to you brother, there is alot of my extended family members who practice Islamic religious,my best friend is Muslim infact I benefits from Muslim practitioner than so called Christians but am a kind of person who hate religious so much because they are difficult to deal with, you mention north Korea, north Korea is never a religious nation so if such a thing happened nobody will take it serious, but remember humanity came before religious.thanks

khadaffi:
Are you kidding me? Have you not seen the video where the shites were massacred by the army just for partaking in a protest. Even children were killed. If you haven't seen the video let me know so I show you

such a thing always happens in the north

inoki247:
lol you point this kain Gun at me I no go carry 2 by 2 knack u for head....


even if I no know abt Gun if I see dat rubbish with him my brain go tell me say dem neva invent diz kain even Gun Locally...

have you seen DSS gun before?the guy no weting him dey do now,

That is the Holy land our people go every year and carry head nack for ground say dem dey pray, you go hear them dey shout Allahu Akbar,lailai ilalai Mohamed Buhari's I mean Mohamed rohim.what a nonsense

habsydiamond:
This is bad... This can't happen in Nigeria... Na everybody get him own for body.

Yes it can't happen in Nigeria because we don't practice Sharia law but it happen up north time with out number where Sharia law is practice.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright

someone my son call anjonu is that what you say is alright?

Mveepee:
Go and quote your father, Mr legit

kikikiiiiikiiiiii e pain am there is no dignity in begging, go site and carry block

Mveepee:
#A loader is someone that loads account for people to cashout. It can either be bank account, PayPal, and even Credit card.

#carding is illegal because you are using someone's card details to shop, buy giftcards or load Account.

Bro i came across the thread at the right time. Right now I'm Bleep*** broke to the last. I don't even know how to survive tomorrow. Your giveaway will surely be heard by all once i win..Don't pass me by bro. Help your fellow hustler. One love man.
FTC

shaiiii see as you turn your self to emergency begger what a pity

longetivity:
This and death News are 5 and 6. Dem use bad news swaer for u.

na weting dem see,dem report,abi as you dey for Nigeria now for how long you hear good news las

nero2face:
Too bad of the driver, but even u the VIO officer, shey next time u no go near trailer again for road...una too do sef

there was a day 8 was arrested by those useless vio and they fine my maruwa 20k in top following one way and the funniest part of it is that the money was paid in to individual account but when bad thing happened to them they want government to take responsibility, thunder Balogun fire them RPG.

Adaorababy:
If not that these Fulanis are a very stubborn people, and govt are not sincere, why should government key or invest into private business? Does govt invest in spare parts, electronics or other private businesses in the country?

Majority of these herders are silent billionaires if you don't know. A grown cow costs as much as N200- N600k and these people will be controlling tens and hundreds of these cattles and they can not still provide ranching for themselves? Please tell me what I don't know.

higher number of those cow are owned by those in government the reason they most be protected

temitope27:
Maybe fayose

hnmmmmm you feel right o

Xilsbridalhouse:
Pray

My dear, do not marry just anyone all because you are due for marriage, otherwise you’d see anyhow.
Before accepting to marry anyone, please and please involve the Author of marriage and our creator who knows the person you want to be with 100% and while doing this, work on yourself as well and pray to be a better spouse for your partner.

1. Do not fornicate with your partner before going into that marriage o! The accuser is always looking for opened doors to accuse you before God. Thank God we are serving a Merciful God but He is also a Consuming Fire.

2. God is not an author of confusion, so He won’t give you someone you are not compatible with! Watch out for compatibility as this would be necessary for peace to reign in your home.

For instance, I wouldn’t advise an introvert to marry an extrovert if you can’t handle his or her moving around, just stay off!

3. Ladies be submissive and respectful o! Dump all those feminists talks at your father’s house as no man will tolerate your rudeness, being disrespectful and nagging like wetin I no know!
Treat your husband like a King, trust me that is his MuMu Button o! Treat him like a king and he’d be willing to do just about anything for you.

4. Pray! This should be like your top most priority in that marriage. Don’t be on social media all day, go down on your knees for few hours and pray as a couple. Pray together please, as this is the unity the devil is fearful of. When two or more people....you know the rest. Pray together o!

5. Kill pride and be extremely humble. Stories like, he offended me so he has to apologize first should be left in your church bin after the ceremony biko! Don’t keep malice oooo...I repeat, do not and never keep malice! Forget pride, just walk to hubby or wife and start bombarding him or her with kisses and hugs, whether you are at fault or not. Be childish, tell Your spouse to carry you like a baby, pull a childish stunt to get your spouse attention and let peace reign. It is for your own good o! Don’t be forming I can keep malice for 200 years, na bitterness and sadness go finish you.
Also learn to forgive like a child. Don’t say things like, I need time to forgive you...which time biko? Unless of course he is a cheat and a wife beater, then you might forgive but I understand emotionally things can’t go back to normal. But once you pray for the right spouse, God will fight for you.

6. No room for Laziness in marriage darlings! You are Lazy? Dirty? Go work on yourselves now! You can’t enjoy such marriage. Also assist each other, wives are not slaves so men do what you have to do as a loving husband and how a king treats his queen.

7. Ehhhhh!!!! Third party Hian! Don’t try it!!! Erm “ I’ll report you to your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Friend etc ...” eh! Don’t try it o! You only need God to resolve your issues. No single outsider should know what is going on in your marriage o! Quickly settle things before it gets out of hands.

8. Erm “My best friend is coming, My friends are coming “ ughhhh! Which nonsense friends? Better shut your home against friends if you want peace of mind. Not literally in a rude way, but there should be no form of closeness again, you are now married! Men! I understand you like to hang out with your friends but limit this as you are no longer a boy! You are now a man with responsibilities, so spend your time on productive things.

9. Be a good example. Treat each other in a way that you’d be grateful to God for bringing you two together. Communicate often, be each other’s best friend, look at situations from two angles and not just yours, correct each other with love, Study the word of God together and discuss your flaws and how to work on your flaws together. Laugh more and frown little or at all. Be an example of how a Christian home should be.

10. Don’t cheat on your spouse as all I have stated would totally be a waste of time if you do this. You won’t even escape God’s punishment and your life would remain sour unless you repent.
Don’t cheat on your spouse o!

10b. Ahhhh Finance! How could I have skipped this Ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the major Koko in marriage o! Wives be like “ I can’t spend my money o” mostly after getting sick advice and Lori iro advice from fake friends! Hubby be like, “pay me back that money you borrowed from me” shior! Mtchew!!!!
If you can’t handle having a joint account, not with a cheat o! Those cheats will spend your money on side chicks and side boos, that’s why it’s essential you pray like Elijah before accepting to marry anyone biko! Nothing is more sweet like having a joint account with your spouse with super understanding and same spending lifestyles! You will so enjoy this marriage ehn! Especially if you both are not materialistic and would rather invest than buy overrated Aso ebis!
Ladies, this is majorly for you! Who told you that man is your ATM? You work, he works but your money is for yourself in particular ? What happened to being joined as ONE? Why would you watch your hubby suffer while you have more than enough to support him with even if you don’t want a joint account. I’m begging you please, do not leave financial responsibilities to men only! They are not robots na! Work hard, improve on yourselves, pray to God for creation of wealth opportunities, Be each other’s support pillar, don’t frustrate and fight over money issues. You must understand that you are no longer different individuals but now ONE.
Men if your spouse agreed to submit her salary or profits to you, and you spend such money on useless things like giving one side chick girl that is playing mind tricks on you or you trying to get in her pants....I hope you know God will forget you and no one will help you.
Don’t fight over finance please, and if you need to do things 50-50, do it peacefully and if you as a husband you are capable of shouldering all the responsibilities please do it without feeling like a god.


I have so much to say but I pray the Holy Spirit leads you right and help you to speak when you should, act right and stay mute when you should, also do not forget your in-laws are important! Treat them like your blood even if this is a bit stressful, God will definitely find a way to reward you and there is nothing we ask our Dear Father in Heaven that He won’t do. For instance you could say, “Daddy, I’m stressed could you please make my brother in-law to stop acting irresponsible “ and He will answer you.

God bless you as you invite Jesus into your home.

kikikiiiiikiiiiii you design it as if it's a Road Map, let me tell you this in Fela's voice marriage is a gamble is either you win or lose but but keys that builds a Home is understanding, endurance, wisdom, knowledge and unity.las las don't marry a kid and jobless lady oluwa a wa pelu yin o

Temmylee01:
on what planet earth will you tell me train is not meant for common man what the fvck!!!!!!! If airplane is not meant for common man train also shouldn't be for common also Brahda me ah no fit lie for you man see train dem man.. ah meant for common man and his fellow common man.

ok now doe's it worth it to board a train from Ibadan to Lagos 3k or more depending on your location where by you can board a Bus from Iwo road.soole 700 go to any country in the whole world train is the most avoidable means of transportation even when Nigeria was still a country people preferred to board a train for it cheapest in price,do you know that as at 2006 Ofa to Kaduna is not up to 1k.

NewDelhi:
Used to visit one in secondary school back in the 90s. Unfortunately, my mum used to force me to follow her to the market and there was no way we won't pass through the route the brothel is located. Naso my heart dey always beat make one daughter of the devil no go shout
"customer! how far na you no dey come f*ck today?" Those girls can be very raw and embarassing. They did it to my friend and partner in crime him papa nearly flog am to death.

Luckily for me I always escaped Sha . Coz I go bend my head well and put on one dark Abacha-like shade make no daughter of Lucifer go recognize me .

if I call you criminal now, you go vex abi?