₦airaland Forum

Promismike:

mapet: Bloody liar. The Agric loan is not given on individual basis. Beneficiaries form cooperative clusters and the loan is given to clusters who babe met set criteria.

Go to Steilling Bank and make inquiries on Bank of Industries soft loan and prove me a lier bro. The money is disbursed through Steilling Bank. Infact am going to the bank this morning to see if I can withdraw mine cos since Friday when I got the alert I have been on and off to the bank and have not been able to withdraw it becouse of the protocals involved.

Bros,

I don't know what you're doing with Sterling bank, but if it is the COMMERCIAL AGRIC CREDIT SCHEME as the report says, then I am afraid, what you are doing with Sterling bank is either different or suspect.

For CACS, the means of accessing the loan is

The scheme shall be financed from the proceeds of the N200billion three (3) year bond raised by the Debt Management Office (DMO). The fund shall be made available to the participating bank(s) to finance commercial agricultural enterprises. In addition, each State Government could borrow up to N1.0billion for on-lending to farmers’ cooperative societies and other areas of agricultural development provided such initiatives/interventions are in line with the objectives of CACS.
https://www.cbn.gov.ng/Out/2014/DFD/CACS%20GUIDELINES%20NEW-14th%20May%202014.pdf

If it is the Agricultural Credit Guarantee Scheme Fund (ACGSF), the means to access fund is

The Fund is managed by the Central Bank of Nigeria, which handles the day-to-day operations of the Scheme. The Guidelines stipulate the eligible enterprises for which guarantees could be issued under the Scheme..........

To access loans under ACSS, applicants (practicing farmers and agro-allied entrepreneurs with means) are encouraged to approach their banks for loan through the respective state chapters of farmers associations and State Implementation Committees. However, large scale farmers are allowed under the scheme to apply directly to the banks in accordance with the guidelines.
https://www.cbn.gov.ng/devfin/acgsf.asp

So except you are a large scale farmer.......but from your first submission, you're looking for a loan of 100,000 Naira.....means you're either a starter or a non-starter.

dataking:
And you are a shameless paid government e-rat. Most of the funds will be stolen. Idiot

What I do is not hidden on NL. Yours is a simple case of "irredeemable stup.pidity"

Unfortunately, a brainless despicable insect like you cannot process something this basic. Don't worry, continue on your path that leads you to nowhere.

eagleonearth:
did your VIN help you in recovering your lost car?

Did the topic talk about recovering lost car?

mrpeps:
Hi Guys,
So this got me thinking that
SCENERIO 1
what if a car is stolen here in Nigeria and the plate no are removed and its put up for sale as Tokunbo (from border Cotonou).(i.e car is still neat an new and does not have a glass inscription of any sort)
How do one know its not a stolen car.

SCENERIO 2
What if the car was stolen and already registered with plate no, and the papers to the car have been changed and its put up for sale.
How do you know its not a stolen car?

One answer for both question - VIN

The VIN tells you the current status of the vehicle.

Secondly, I think govt has banned bringing in vehicles through land boarders. Probably one of the reasons is to forestall gaps like these

Thirdly, at the point of registration, the database of FRSC/Licensing office will throw up any irregularities. They will tell you if the car is stolen. The only snag is that if you have not discovered at this point, then you will be arrested

serikiYCU:
It works and not designed for rich farmers only. Just go to your commercial bank and ask about agricultural loan. They'll give you the guidelines on how you can be a beneficiary. Pm me for further enquiries

Bros,

I would say that all these nay sayers are jobless and uninterested in getting the right information. Do you think if anybody is serious about joining the agric scheme, he will not be looking for information? These ones are not interested. They are only looking for freebies and complaining when there is no freebies

Promismike:
The Bank of Industries gave the nation forms to apply for loans of just 100,000 each. I applied for this loan. And when the loan was disbursed the north got its own first and were given 100,000 naira each followed by the west. And after 3 to 4 months when the north and west must have collected their own. The east and south east were ask to come and collect theirs, guess what we recieved in our accounts 50,000 naira. And 4,000 naira has already been deducted from the account of some of us. I included.
How many of us know that World bank released billions of naira to Nigeria for entrepreneur and business development last year. And this fund was diverted to the north since last year. I got to know of this when I meet a group of guys who has brought this World bank development scheme to a church.
This is the nature of one Nigeria we have. And you expect a region not to demand separations. Injustice has a way it impoverishes one even as one received undue advantages.
The north remains the most impoverished region in Nigeria despite the political power and the undue advantages it has enjoined for year.
Karma has a way it pays one back.

Bloody liar. The Agric loan is not given on individual basis. Beneficiaries form cooperative clusters and the loan is given to clusters who have met set criteria.

igbsam:
If only it would get to the grassroot beneficial then i'd applaud them for this. But we know this funds has a bus stop where it will vanish into thin air via dubious means or end up in the pocket of people who have no idea what Agriculture means

How can it get to "grassroot beneficial" (whatever that means), when we have lazy people that will not take a step talkless of doing the work. The basic thing to do is to be a member of a co-operative. Are you in any one?

Vivere:
You want us to believe he boarded an international flight, from a foreign country into Nigeria, and the immigration officials at the other end as well as the airline staff, allowed him to check in and enter the plane, without a passport??! How on earth is that possible? Goodness, gracious me!

Is it some sort of skill for you to be patently incomprehensible? Are you that deft in not being able to make logical conclusions? OK. Let me make it simple for you. How the Alamesiya escape London back to Nigeria when he was under house arrest for money laundering? With his Nigerian passport?

Paperwhite:
Hope the outcome include investigating the scandalous $26billion NNPC scandal? A gross corruption and violation of the Nigerian constitution have been committed via this mess.

Let me take you on this. Pls can you explain in detail the "$26 billion NNPC scandal". Explain how the process was breached

Built2last:
And you believed your demented president. Kindly walk up to court and confirm if they have his passport as part of the bail conditions. Stop fooling yourself here

And I should believe a deranged you?

Vivere:
How did Kanu check in and board the flight into Nigeria without a passport?

Unfortunately I cannot help your comprehension deficit here. Immigration discovered that Kanu came into Nigeria without either his British or Nigeria passport. That you cannot comprehend and fill the gap is unfortunate.

Built2last:
Your type may never have travelled to Niger republic. If you have you will know that you can't board a passenger plane anywhere in the world without passport. Even yesterday Seun Okinbaloye of Channels TV reminded Nigerians that Nigerian Court collected his passport as part of bail conditions.

So why did you remove your brain and replaced it with corn flakes

Oh really?

“Recalled that on December 29, 2015, during the Presidential Media Chat, the President told the whole world that Nnamdi Kanu cannot be granted bail, alleging that he came into the country without a valid travelling passport.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/im-victim-travesty-justice-nnamdi-kanu-tells-uk/

‘Nnamdi Kanu Came Into Nigeria Without Any Passport’ – Buhari
ByLaila IjeomaPublished on December 31, 2015 at 10:00 am


President Muhammadu Buhari has said the leader of the Independent People of Biafra and Director, Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, came into Nigeria from the United Kingdom without any passport and with sophisticated equipment for his radio station.
https://www.lailasblog.com/nnamdi-kanu-came-into-nigeria-without/

Should we give you some time to empty the cornflakes filling the space meant for brain on your head?

Built2last:
Those who peddle the falsehood that Nnamdi Kanu has travelled never followed this case. The first thing DSS seized when they quizzed Nnamdi Kanu at Lagos airport was his Nigerian and British passport. How will he leave Nigeria. OK. Tompolo is in Ukraine. No be only UK. This government has looked for Tompolo for 2years to no avail. Nnamdi is in this country.

The army Nd Buhari is confused.

Lets see what the court will say next month.

This statement underlined is a blatant lie. Nnamdi Kanu got into the country without any of these two passport

Teewhy2:
When is he going to sign a bill that will jail Babachair, Baru and others of presidency friends who take Nigerians for a ride.
when is he going to sign a bill that will prevent ex-govs from making Senate chamber their retirement place.
When is he going to sign a Bill that will make the central less attractive to lazy politicians.
When is he going to sign a Bill that will stop wardrobe allowance, and other allowance that drain the government purse.


https://www.nairaland.com/3726763/alternative-building-material-expanded-polystyrene/4

....going by you're reasoning, will he also need to sign a bill to address your comprehension deficit?

VERDA:
There is nothing bogus about the claims, first of all, they are not my claims but those of the minister of state for petroleum and the chairman, board of directors NNPC,and if in ur assessment,everything he wrote to the president was a lie, then so be it, you seem to have forgotten that the contracts issue was just one of the numerous issues he wrote about, the NNPC clearly, ignored other allegations about appointments without the board approving, or is the board not to be involved in that too??, if so please educate me on what a board in an organization like NNPC accountable for and if like you have stated kachwuku has no business bothering himself with all those things he stated, I wonder why there is a board and what his functions as the chairman and minister of state is.....mind you, in the absence of Buhari as the Minister is kachukwu not supposed to take over? And then report to the FEC and the vice approves Or he handed the minister al position directly to the vice president too. Maybe it is you who should go back, read the full allegations, read about the functions of a board and then come and if you will educate me on whether like ur implying, kachikwu had no basis to complain and was just making noise.

Let me try address the issues you raised one after the other
1. First and foremost, all these is happening because Kachikwu is not Minister of Petroleum but a minister of State. Unfortunately the law and Act was not spefic in that regard as the powers of the Minister of State. When Diezani was Minister of Petroleum, she fired 5 GMDs in 5 years. She had the power to do that and more. Unfortunately, Kachikwu as a Minister of state has no such power.
2. Kachikwu is a useful and powerful to the extent given by the Minister(in this case the president) and such is not automatic.
3.Yes Baru did not answer the issue of appointments which is within the jurisdiction of the board. In this regard as well, the board is only in advisory capacity. Kachikwu himself admitted that Osinbajo referred the appointments made back to him. Yes Baru has not answered that
5. With regards to the contracting process, the board has no say.in the Oil is Gas industry, contracting process goes through and Tenderness Board (either major or minor Tenders board or), afterwards it is gods to be in GMDs for then the Minister who secured the president's or the FEC approval as the case may be. The NNPC board is not involved in the tendering and contracting process. I was on the NIPEX(the Accenture-led implementation of the tendering and contracting process) project circa 2005/2006, as a rep of an NOC. NNPC had all along wanted to make it transparent and effective.
6. Also, unfortunately Kachikwu CANNOT take over as minister in PMB's absence because PMB holds the portfolio. So when he's away, the Acting President (Osinbajo) is the Minister of Petroleum.
7. The other thing is that the way the law is couched, the GMD of NNPC is seemingly untouchable by a minister of state. He reports directly to the President /Minister

GreatrAnalyst:
By now, even before now, Mr. Osinbajo would have had some reservations about how slippery the politics path in this part of the world is. How do you answer being a pastor and a politician without breaking divine order and godfather's loyalty? Possibly, I am the one ignorant of that though. But in this part of the globe, politics is as a cult. To remain pure, maintain your lane outside politics.
But then how do we change the system when good people can't join the system and remain spotless....
#Pensive

This is the only truth in your post

orisa37:
The VP SPECIFICALLY instructed Baru to get Ibe's Authorisation before approaching The Presidency for Approval.
Baru's failure to do as instructed makes him disobedienced to the Presidency and insurbodinate to Ibe.

This is an example of why children you go, stay and be attentive in school. It seems the only thing you learnt is making false claims. Incomplete education that say, is worse than illiteracy

VERDA:
What does his meeting with osibanjo have to do with him lieing and not following due process??,like you said ,we understand things differently.

Bros,

First off, you do not know what is the due process, because if you do, you will know that Baru did not break any law. The Act guiding contracting in the NNPC does not recognise a minister of state, neither does it recognise the board as lines of approval. It moves from Major/Minor tenders board to the GMD, then to the Minister of Petroleum, then to the President/FEC.

Secondly, are you aware that the VP has authenticated Baru's claims with the recent release from his office that;
a. He approved the said contracts in his capacity as the acting president
b. That the approval was given after ascertaining that due process was followed.

Akande said Osinbajo approved the recommendations for the contracts as part of necessary actions to deal with the backlog of unpaid cash calls and incentivise investments.

He added that the approval was given after due diligence and adherence to established procedure.

He said Osinbajo approved the contract in his capacity as the Acting President when President Muhammadu Buhari was away on medical vacation.

http://punchng.com/osinbajo-admits-approving-nnpc-joint-venture-financing-contracts/
I will suggest you get to know more about processes in specific government parastatals rather than jumping to make bogus claims that due process was not followed

Hofbrauhaus:
Mapet...come and see.

I had seen Bishop Kuka's disclaimer.

coolhamid:
Read this thread, you will understand my point.

https://www.nairaland.com/4098307/man-discovers-drugs-inside-tubers

If you've worked in an airport, you will understand my point

1. The problem I have with people like you is that you don't read

Igwebuike was caught in a police sting after Australian Border Force officers intercepted packages destined for Canberra in October 2015.

His trial heard the drugs were discovered when three 20 kilogram statues that arrived in a shipping crate from China were X-rayed by officers at Port Botany on October 8.

Inside one statue of a fish they found 43 packages that contained a combined total of 10.58 kilograms of methamphetamine.

Federal police had swapped the drugs with an “inert substance” before the fish statue was put back together and repacked.

Taps of Igwebuike’s phones picked up communication between the accused and another man in Igbo and with a freight company based in Sydney.

Prosecutors said Igwebuike used the name “Solomon David” and asked the company for the package to be delivered to an address in Kaleen.

Undercover police later watched as the packages were delivered to the address and collected by Igwebuike, who took them to a second address in the same suburb.

In a phone conversation with another man soon after, Igwebuike discussed transport and meeting places in Sydney.

He was arrested as he stood in a queue at the Jolimont Centre for a Murrays bus to Sydney on October 17.

Police seized a suitcase filled with 43 packages of the drug substitute.

Igwebuike said he hadn’t known the statues had been filled with drugs.

He said he’d been approached by two men in a carpark and asked to pick up some decorative glass items.

Those men later showed up at his house after he had collected the parcels and broke the statues open, before threatening to kill his wife and destroy him if he didn’t take the drugs to Sydney, he said.

Commonwealth prosecutor Edward Chen told a sentence hearing on Tuesday that Igwebuike had maintained he had been doing a favour for a friend and wouldn’t admit he committed the crime for profit.

[b]“The offender does not seem to demonstrate any willingness to accept responsibility for his actions,” [/b]he said.

2. Do I need to "work" at the airport to know what is common sense?

coolhamid:
From the report, dude May just be acting as a courier ... He may be innocent anyway.
Like trying to help a friend to receive the package without knowing the real content of the package.
God knows the truth though

"He may be acting as a courier"... "he may be innocent"......... are you also on meth? Do you know what drug courier means?

seunny4lif:
I will never support tribalism
Say no to tribalism

but look
Jackson Igwebuike
Ipob citizen
Drugs republic
Flatoooooooooooo

Agbalanze:
Eedris don blow b4, come unblow again and now looking for whom he will use to reblow his dead career....
Acting as if the younger artistes owes him pension and gratuity... lolz

Abeg which one be blow, unblow and reblow

This D'Banj's reply reminds me of the classic reply Prof Jega gave Orubebe when he misbehaved at the vote count. You can use a matured response to make the other person look so stupidd

samuelson06:
Wish I can understand what you are saying.

Of course......... not that I expected that you will comprehend in a rational discourse........

and let me guess......you can't understand this too

SalamRushdie:

mjavadem: Please what else can EFCC charge you for, murder? Stop being smart by half.

That will be left for court to decide not you or the other zombie..Now by the power vested in me I say Zombie recieve new sense in Jesus Mighty name

The guy took you to the cleaners in reply to your initial dumb assertion, you're telling him to receive sense. What an irony!

dannytoe:
Buhari wants to silence Fayose the same way he silenced Nnamdi kanu

That will be a welcome development. We need to silence impediments of progress of Nigeria

Antipob777:
Shatap if you don't knew what to spoke. What concerns Buhari and the arrest.

Why not wait and heard the reasons they were arrest before spoken rubbish.

You IPod pigs and idiots always spoken rubbish like illitracys.

Shameless iPod pigs

Thanks you many much Chief Zebudaya

mediaspy:
Shame on all the young educated men and women who are criticising Ayo Fayose.
We don't know who and who will still come out for president, so it's too early to decide,
But if it's between fayose and Buhari. I can categorically tell you that only a fool will vote for Buhari.
Feel free to counter me, it will help us identify the fools on nairaland.

Let me be the first to counter your buffoonery.if you hadn't added 'young educated men and women" to the mix, I would have rested, but how can you cross your boundary and want to address the educated?

Ngene44:
because you are poor, u think everybody is poor? Fayose was never a poor man, I know him before he was elected a governor

.... And you came to that conclusion because he threw few coins at you or what? What exactly was the business he was into? Where are his books?

Adiola:
this is the time we Yoruba Christians rise up against these islamist our Yoruba Muslim brothers should join us and defend our own fayose must be left alone

Useless submission....

If you are truly Yoruba, you should have known that we don't even have any "we Yoruba Christians" in our orientation and ethos, talk less of a clamor to support a "our own". What deranged mentality will call me to support a Fayose?

samuelson06:
Those guys making noise about corruption should better keep quiet. All the money Buhari is recovering, what is he using them to do? Is it not to recover and share to themselves in the APC? Not that I support Fayose but atleast Fayose is a devil you know compare to Buhari that was an Angel we never knew. Where are we in Nigeria today?

Unfortunately you spoken worse than an infant. Monies recovered from proceeds of corruption cannot be spent till approved by joint house (Senate &HOR) in the next budge cycle. One would have tot the better thing to do is to seek know rather than be the signpost of ignorance