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Politics / Re: Attorney Gen. Of The Fed’s First Assignment Is To Probe AI's Report – Buhari by marcondo13: 7:28pm On Jun 13, 2015
Rawani:


That is not true.

“There is no justification for this wanton disregard for the sanctity and dignity of human life. Any ideology that trafficks in terror and violence is a devilish ideology that has no place in a civilized society.

“This is the time for our security agencies and those responsible for the security and well-being of our citizens to intensify vigilance in order to mitigate future occurrences.

“Because, it is inconceivable that despite heavy militarization, terrorists and other criminal elements are still able to terrify the defenceless populations of those areas.

“May God grant us the strength and unity to overcome this.”


- General Muhammadu Buhari | Date: February 18, 2014 (under GEJ's administration)

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/02/borno-massacre-boko-haram-ideology-devilish-buhari/

Your resort to falsehood confirms your lack of anything of substance to criticize this laudable move.

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The AG should leave no stone unturned in this investigation, as more information about the sponsors of the blood sucking animals could be gathered in the process. Those that argue that this investigation with possible prosecution and incarceration might negatively affect the morale of the officers should note that as at today, a total of 509 officers and soldiers are facing separate courts martial for offences relating to conspiracy, disobedience to lawful orders, neglect and mutiny as a result of the corruption and impunity that reigned under Goodluck Jonathan's tenure as Commander-in-chief, mostly due to the lack of effective leadership which would have put the service chiefs to task and ensured they were accountable for their actions and inactions. Why should they face the courts while their superiors enjoy their looted billions?

There is no fallen morale worse that that which led frustrated soldiers to shoot at their senior officer some months ago. Apart from the lack of equipment and welfare which could trigger such an extreme action, being asked to round up 200+ civilians to slaughter because ONE person was identified as a neighbour to the rest, definitely leaves mental and psychological scars on these human soldiers.

The period of accountability is here. It should be noted that PMB did not order this investigation (to warrant witch-hunting claims), and his pursuance of this indictment is an indication of his commitment, and is critical to his domestic and international success in eliminating Boko Haram.

Where was Amnesty International when Odi was sacked and thousands killed? Where were they when Gen Danjuma, a Jukun, as Defence Minister ordered the sacking of Zaki Biam, a Tiv town and hometown of Gen Malu? Where were they when Ogodobiri and environs was bombed in search of John Togo?? Where were they when Okorenkoko was bombarded over the attack on a military convoy miles away? The Army even apologised for the destruction, and pledged money for rehabilitation and rebuilding of the town!
They have an agenda and time will tell! #WestGermany

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 7:02pm On Jun 13, 2015
madri4u:
On d issue of d printing of the certificate, wat do u guys suggest?.coz d printing will look like as if d certificate is not authentic.Mooc shuld hav given us a hard copy certificate shipped to various countries of residence.

Maybe, you are a newbie in the petroleum Industry. Do you know how much it cost to register for a short course on the Petroleum Industry at the Petroleum Training Institute, Warri? It is as cheap as 60-80k naira. We are talking about IFP, a premier Petroleum School in the world!
I have taken part in a lot of MOOC programmes from Alison, EdX to Coursera. There is none like this in the entire world!
Guy, just thank God that TOTAL is paying for everything if not, you would have an epileptic fit if they tell you the actual cost of this programme! LOL

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 3:59pm On Jun 13, 2015
madri4u:
The timing is a trap ooo..It may affect d scores ooo, bcoz if it takes a person to answer d quiz say 1hr for , instead of 25minutes, dey may suspect cheating..Me i used 20minutes to finish my quiz...lol!

I don't think so! These guys are pros at their job. Even if you have the entire day, you will not be able to do research on the entire 26 questions!
I think the lack of timing is due to the issue of the quality of internet connectivity and also because of those who are busy at their place of work.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 10:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
trino:

Yes oh!
Okay, cos I was suprised.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 8:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
trino:


Had to finish it throughout the night because it was interfering in my work as well. All the best dear and God bless. GLORY BE TO GOD!

Sup. I will like to know how you went about the interactive videos. Is the grade still showing zero?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 7:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
rocoh:


Dont think so bro. Congratulations. I think the Certificate is out but i don't think any one has gotten it in this region , they said it could take like 2 to 3 weeks to get it all round. Congratulations once more

Thanks. That means that the interactive videos is still showing zero in your profile? I went through the discussions but could not find any related topic.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 7:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
rocoh:
Just got this now @marcondo13



Hi there,

we hope the extra week was of particular benefit to you!

For those of you who have not yet taken the quiz, please remember to refresh all materials before undertaking it. Good luck to everyone.

Please don’t forget that the deadline to submit the last mini-games and the quiz is June 15, 2015  at 11:59 AM (CEST – Central European Summer Time). After this date, no further submissions can be accepted.

Important information regarding the certificate

Please remember that to obtain the final achievement certificate, you must:

earn at least 60% of the final quiz

and, 60% of the MOOC global grade (total points available in the MOOC).

The certificate is free.

BE CAREFUL! If you want your accurate name to appear on the certificate you must complete your profile properly, i.e.:

First name: the first letter has to be upper case, the remaining letters will be lower case

LAST NAME: in capital letters only

You will receive the certificates via email only - (no hard copy, but it still possible to print it). This process could take 2-3 weeks based on prior experience. You will likely be notified via email at the beginning of July. Thank you for your patience, we do not want to forget anyone!

Have a nice weekend and good luck!

Sincerely,

Sébastien Bianchi, on behalf of the MOOC Team

 


I got it too. That two interactive videos just dey worry my mind o! I don't want to hear super stories!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free On-line Course On Oil & Gas Developed By IFP And Supported By Total by marcondo13: 4:55pm On Jun 12, 2015
@ rocoh and davide470, I beat the 60% mark in the minigames and final quiz. I will like to know about the interactive videos that are graded zero. I could not download them.
Will it affect the issuing of a certificate to me?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by marcondo13: 11:01am On Jun 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:

shocked shocked lipsrsealed

She made a typo error. Pad always not always pad! How did u spot that! U be bad guy!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men, What Do YOU Find CAPTIVATING Concerning FOREIGN Ladies? by marcondo13: 2:57pm On Jun 01, 2015
@ OP, I saw this post by Ruggedbaba on another thread. I hope you can throw light on this. -


Hi cherlene , How are you and your kids? I don't mean to
sound rude or poking my nose into your personal affairs but
I have say this for posterity sake.
I have been observing your activities on Nairaland and it is
impressive. You are in a relationship with Juvante. Please,
everyone can see through the act that both of you are
putting on. I was curious and read through both of your
posts and it is obvious that both of you are referring to each
other on all your posts. I have intentionally poked both of
you to see Juvante and your reaction, and the reply was
matured.
My advice is simple - A real Nigerian does not respect any
woman who flirts with other men. If you know that you
want your relationship to last, stop flirting with other guys
on Nairaland. You might give them wrong ideas innocently,
and your relationship will suffer as a result. You have been
flirting with several guys on nairaland and agarawu23 is the
latest one. I mean no offence but it is not right in my book.
Maybe, that is the reason why both you and Juvante have
been verbally attacked of late. Before their removal by the
mods, I have seen and read over 7 posts insulting you and
telling you to leave Juvante! That is the work of a man
whose advances you most likely have rejected.
I am under attack right now from a lady that I met online on
nairaland and she thought that I was into her. When she
realised that I was not responding to her womanly wiles,
she resorted to sending threats as if I even dated her.
Be careful online and stay safe!
Mods, make una nor block me on!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name 3 Guys You CAN'T Date On This Section And Why? by marcondo13: 9:25pm On May 28, 2015
MrsChima:


Ghanaian men rocks! grin
Story! Then, explain why any time a Nigerian guy enter any Accra or Kumasi Nite lounge, the babes are falling all over them, is it the power of d wallet or the power of the junction box?
Politics / Re: Bicycle Ride By Osita Chidoka To Last Federal Executive Meeting (photos) by marcondo13: 6:27am On May 28, 2015
lalasticlala:
Minister of aviation, Osita Chidoka (middle) riding a bicycle to the last Federal Executive Council Meeting of president Jonathan in Abuja on Wednesday


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photos-bicycle-ride-to-last-fec-meeting/
This man was one of the few sane Federal ministers, just like Adesina of Agriculture Ministry . I have been following him since his days at Mobil, where he resigned to earn peanuts at the helm of FRSC.
A minister that replies email and communicate with Nigerians on social media.
He is a rare breed.

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Romance / Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by marcondo13: 6:16am On May 28, 2015
Jollyjoy:
must u quote the whole post?
Na wa o! U dey vex o! I am not responsible for fuel scarcity!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by marcondo13: 11:13pm On May 27, 2015
MrCork:




...ok u no wot? I be nice to u....sit on my lap and I will tell u a nice bed time story about the tortoise & the Buffalo....and then u go to bed.. deal? smiley
Wallahi,u bad o! If d story nor sweet,tell am the story of the stubborn bird who challenged her chi to a wrestling match!
Romance / Re: Does A "Perfect Relationship" Exist? by marcondo13: 9:28pm On May 27, 2015
Story! If Angelina Jolie catwalks past him, will he not give her a second glance? Every hero has a flaw, likewise every human.
All it takes is trust and Understanding for any relationship to work, passion is just an icing on the cake.
Romance / Re: After Introduction, Whose Responsibility Is It To Pay A Girl's School Fee? by marcondo13: 8:11pm On May 27, 2015
It is only a father without self respect that will tell his daughter's fiance to pay her fees when she is still under his roof!

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Romance / Re: Can You Date An AIDS Patient And Still Sex Them All For Love? by marcondo13: 7:54pm On May 27, 2015
agarawu23:
lol its a dangerous move.
Yea. Live and let's die!
Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Upload Pictures Of You And Your Serious Girlfriend On Facebook? by marcondo13: 7:43pm On May 27, 2015
The mother has a point! But, she was protecting her daughter. Dont forget that this is Africa. Women are an endangered specie.
Romance / Re: Rules For Dating My Son! by marcondo13: 7:24pm On May 27, 2015
FLAWLES:
MAKE I RITE MY OWN DOWN FOR MY UNBORN CHILDREN
What if your daughter was given this list.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by marcondo13: 6:26pm On May 27, 2015
Boxer007:



I love that boo. Boo may I have a date with you, invite you over to dinner at my place and then Romance you while we watch a Nollywood Movie? Describe your chest and could you come by to Banana Island?
Sorry. I am straight. When police officers Romance u finish, you will spend the next 14 years in prison servicing your entire block!
Look for a better way to attain cheap publicity than pretending to be a gay!
Too bad. You will not get a rise from me because I see through your Scheme!
Peace
Romance / Rules For Dating My Son! by marcondo13: 5:22pm On May 27, 2015
Hi peeps,
I stumbled on this piece online.
1. He is not your atm.
2.If you show up at my house looking like a stripper, I will send you away.
3. If I see any "sexts" on his phone from you, I will make you away.
4. Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. He is a "mama 's boy", unless you have a ring in your finger, your opinion on that does not matter.
7. You are not in change of him and you have no right to change him. Take him for who he is or see Rule #5.
8. He is a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady to deserve him.
9. I know how to avoid jail.
10. If you weasel your way past these rules, and fake your way to get a ring on your finger, I will be something more worse than your boyfriend 's mom, I will be your mother inlaw! "
Ladies, what will be your reaction if your boyfriend' s mom read this rules to you!
Romance / Re: Can You Date An AIDS Patient And Still Sex Them All For Love? by marcondo13: 4:56pm On May 27, 2015
Story for the gods! No amount of scientific data or religious faith will make me try that!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Swears-in Local Govt. Chairman, Suspends Him Minutes After by marcondo13: 4:49pm On May 27, 2015
Short man, Short sense! Oshio baba, you too much! You gave him what he so desperately wanted and took it away from him!
Correct man!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by marcondo13: 4:33pm On May 27, 2015
Boxer007:



Hi boo boo. Can you cook?
This ur boo boo sha! I am a male and yeah, I am a good cook, and I enjoy a good meal.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by marcondo13: 4:05pm On May 27, 2015
@ all, Happy Children's day! Our government turn us to small children with their plenty lie lie. Lol
Romance / Re: Some Shocking Things You Need To Know About This Present Day Nigerian Girls by marcondo13: 4:02pm On May 27, 2015
njuwo:
This present day Nigerian girls are like a computer virus. They enter into your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download problems, delete your happiness and if you are not careful they may SHUTDOWN your life!.

That is, if you don't encounter the virus that will transform into a multi cellular organism, and run away with your computer!

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Romance / Re: She Said No Sex Until Marriage by marcondo13: 3:54pm On May 27, 2015
ebijimi7:
good day my great people please I have an issue wwoth my girlfriend she said no sex until marriage and am a kind of person that has high drive for sex I begged her not to allow me cheat on her since she has what I want from a girl she refuse and I don't want to double date coz I love her now I had sex with a prostitute and she found out now she said she doesn't want to see me ever in her life please girls in the house is DAT decision she took d right one and guys please is anything bad in wat I did??
I begged her but she refuse
You have to set down and have a heart to heart talk with her. If na chop and clean mouth, your mission don spoil.
Romance / Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by marcondo13: 3:45pm On May 27, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

1. OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure


2. Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders:

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



3. Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:

– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards:
So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.


5. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence:

Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!


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