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Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by marcondo13: 11:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
ogagaejay:


It is funny, that you can conclude that bsc microbiology qualifies you definitely for Msc biotechnology. This is totally wrong. Bsc biotechnology qualifies you for Msc biotechnology not bsc microbiology. Biotechnology as a whole discipline is technique. And I do not thing there is a school in Nigeria that does biotechnology as a whole discipline. Haven't said that. My advice, please try biological sciences. You could apply to unigiessen, agrobiotechnology. It will be accepted since it is not a whole biotechnology training but just part.

you are partially wrong because I was offered Biotechnology at FUTO over a decade ago but declined it.
Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 11:52pm On Dec 07, 2015
olamide34:
yes I got the admission and now the accomodation is the problem
I have book a hostel with the oead but the amount is too much for single room the amount wus €320 so I cancel the contract.
now am looking for cheaper one now. I need help now

From the little info at my disposal,I think that the average cost is around that amount. So it is either you use that available spot or contact students on ground to assist you. Perhaps,search on Facebook for a student group that belongs to your university. That will be a good place to start from because the cheaper spots are not usually announced or available to international students that are still in their native countries,
Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2015
olamide34:
Heloo I really need help for accomodation in Austria at Innsbruck I needed this urgently I will appreciate your reply
Thanks

contact the International Office of your school,and they will assist you.
Moreover,use Google or visit www.oead.at for more info.
Did you get the admission that you were seeking?
Please,do not sign any housing contract with any agent/landlord before entering Austria,else,your rent will be running even before you enter Austria,and you are bound by law to pay. So,be careful to explain why and when you need it.
Anyway,goodluck.
Career / Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by marcondo13: 1:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
wizzyrainy:
Emma Mbah got married last week
I know. I got an e-invite but I couldn't make it.
Career / Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by marcondo13: 7:22pm On Nov 13, 2015
deracathy:



When did you graduate? lemme guess 2007
PET is one of the futo's flexing departments

Funny lecturers then, now they are more serious than ever.

SPE Futo recognized globally
#ATCE the 8Elites.




Shout out to all Futoites Home and Abroad.

#oldUniTales .


nothing do you o! With my SCADA system,I can see that you really avoided Otamiri river while at FUTO! Lol!
Stay safe on the oilpatch!
Career / Re: GEOSCIENTIST & PETROLEUM ENGINEER's HAVEN - Be Empowered, Enriched & Enlightened by marcondo13: 12:08pm On Nov 13, 2015
Tarebreezy:
Hello all,

I have been following this thread with great interest and I have learnt a lot. I am a graduate of geology from Delta State University and would like to do my masters in Reservoir Geology or Petroleum geosciences. Problem is I'm having problems with choosing a school. Apart from the UK because of their visa policy are there any countries or schools one would advise me to choose. Also can anyone advise on Laser Engineering. Would one recommend them over a Master Degree in a Nigerian University? I have done my HSe 1,2,3 with Novelle. Looking forward to your replies. Tareluv@gmail.com is my email address. @ifoundmyperfect and others please help a brother.

UK is majorly for ignorant folks. Sharp guys school in the Schengen zone,which is largely tuition free. Why buy a cow when you can get its milk for free? You can check out Norway (competition na die at NTNU and Stavanger and it is open to 2:1 and above), Austria or Germany,but I think getting your documentation ready and getting a visa to Germany will be easier and faster than Austria,though,I can assist you on admission to study in English for MSc Petroleum Engineering at Montanuniversitat Leoben,if your CGPA is okay.
As for Germany,it is competitive because Geosciences are majorly taught in English. Visit www.daad.de and input your search parameters. If you are interested in studying MSc Environmental and Resources Management,send a scanned copy of your transcripts to schaller@b-tu.de and Beatrice.nowotnick@b-tu.de. They will evaluate it and inform you if you are eligible to apply. As for visa,you will need a statement of account with 11000 euros to get an Austrian visa while you will need to transfer 8040 euros to a blocked account in your name in Germany.
It is up to you.

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Career / Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by marcondo13: 10:22am On Nov 13, 2015
deracathy:







How's onwukwe, igwilo, Izuwa, Nzeribe, udie, and onyejekwe.


List unending


Shout out to all of them.


during our time, Onwukwe and Izuwa were junior lecturers,and the others you mentioned,haven't joined in. I can recall two funny incidents way back. First,Engr Igwilo was searching for his car outside Workshop II,after a lecture on drilling fluid technology at the Petroleum Laboratory. He forgot that he left his car at the SEET carpark and walked down to the laboratory! He was as high as a kite! Mind you,when he was sober,he was the greatest mind,apart from Dr Pepple,that I have met in the area of mud engineering!
The second tale was about a mentally disturbed but insanely brilliant lecturer,Okonkwo,who taught Reservoir Engineering. He came to lecture but forgot his belt at home! He was as crazy as a bat and was a legend among students and lecturers.That was when Udie was recruited to lecture!
Those were the crazy days when the Petroleum Dept had the funkiest and grooviest lecturers in FUTO,and SPE FUTO was regarded as the Society of Political/Party Engineers cos we threw the best parties and we fielded a candidate for almost every post during the SUG elections in 2006,which was an incredible feat,when even the sitting President was an SPE member! We were a thorn in Emma Mbah's side,who was the SUG rep! He lectures now at the Dept!
I miss those sha!
Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by marcondo13: 7:53pm On Nov 12, 2015
A pal of mine told me that those students that are interested in studying Environmental Sciences,should start early by applying for MSc Environmental and Resources Management,ERM,at BTU Cottbus. They should send an email with a scanned copy of their transcripts for free evaluation to the department. The emails are schaller@b-tu.de, beatrice.nowotnick@b-tu.de , or better, send it to both.
At least,that will go a long way to inform you of your chances of been admitted. Early to bed,.....
Gluckauf.

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Career / Re: Geophysicists, Geologists, & Petroleum Engineers: Professionals & Aspirants by marcondo13: 7:37am On Nov 12, 2015
Mayfrank:
Uka Franklin 200 level Petroleum Engineering Federal university of. technology, owerri 07014255231
how is Aguta and Anyadiegwu?
Career / Re: Thread for Petroleum Engineers, Both Fresh Graduates And Experienced by marcondo13: 9:21pm On Nov 02, 2015
deracathy:
MOOC IFP Sustainable Mobility Loaded.

nice one. It kicked off today. I wish you goodluck!
Travel / Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by marcondo13: 3:51pm On Nov 02, 2015
dexcira:
strong for me o cheesy. E mk sense

No wahala. Na ur hand d matter dey. Lol. Just pm me!
Travel / Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by marcondo13: 7:21am On Nov 02, 2015
dexcira:
. Wheres sarfi? cry

I weak for you o! Even smallie wen siddon him mama lap dey peel groundnut,know where Sarfi dey sef. E don pass sha,when next,I enter Waff Town to see my Warriors,I go control you. Abi how u see am?
Travel / Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by marcondo13: 7:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
dexcira:
cryam so bored in this sapele
how is sarfi? Na so d place dry?
Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by marcondo13: 10:14pm On Oct 31, 2015
Guten tag, please,I will like to know if anyone is currently studying MSc. Geosciences, Environmental Science,or Water Management in Germany. I need to get some information.
Danke!
Travel / Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by marcondo13: 7:40pm On Oct 30, 2015
Area,kpafiondo for una! I dey feel una. Shuo, na Nairaland be this? Where una dey since sef? All of una just chuck in for one corner since!
I just wish say Errigga or Shaun Bebe dey Nairaland,make him come blow our heads with some lyrics wen dirty pass the pocket for jazz man skirt!
Abeg,make I save my battery cos no light for my cahbam!

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Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 7:29pm On Oct 30, 2015
olamide34:
how do I get it because I don't no any thing about it

guy,very simple. Just Google the insurance company and visit their branch office closest to your location.
Gluckauf

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Romance / Re: Doing Her Msc. Still A Virgin @ 27 by marcondo13: 12:33pm On Oct 30, 2015
@ OP,thank God that you have a woman that you want,but please,dont come to Nairaland tomorrow and cry that your wife is frigid in bed or have low sex drive! Goodluck!
Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 7:59pm On Oct 26, 2015
olamide34:
I want to seek an advice on health insurance?and how much did they pay for one year stay in Austria how get it here

Cornerstone Insurance is okay for your application,according to my pals,about 16k for a 6 months policy.
Religion / Re: Pastor Suleiman-Johnson Causes Stampede In Cameroon,1 Dead, 20 Injured (Photos) by marcondo13: 9:42pm On Oct 21, 2015
A simple perusal of most comments on this thread shows how deep that the level of education has fallen in Nigeria.
(1) Only one person was reported dead but the impression that I get from the comments is that a lot of people died!
(2) there is no report of the cause of death,if the victim died during the roof cave-in or during the stampede.
(3) The service has ended before the cave-in.
(4) this case is different from the Synagogue saga. Why blame the pastor for failure of facilities which was rented? The blame for the structural failure should go to the Cameroonian authorities,while the local organising committee should be blamed for lapses which led to the stampede!
Safety is of the Lord,but don't forget to lock your doors before sleeping!

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Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 2:19pm On Oct 21, 2015
Why not? They will accept it as long as you have a credit pass in the required subjects. Just inform them about your combination of SSCE results.
Culture / Re: The Various Dialects Of The Urhobo Language And Where They Are Spoken by marcondo13: 9:12pm On Oct 20, 2015
pus20:



[size=38pt]Uhrobo is not spoken in Sagbama, what they speak in Sagbama is Ijaw. [/size]

you are wrong. Most of the guys that I met on campus from Sagbama,Bayelsa were bearing Urhobo names! If you go to Sagbama,you will think that you are in Ughelli.

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Culture / Re: The Various Dialects Of The Urhobo Language And Where They Are Spoken by marcondo13: 9:09pm On Oct 20, 2015
@OP,thumbs up!
Paternally,I rep the Ohrohro Ruling House,Oha of Okpe Kingdom,and maternally, the Delekpe house,Aladja of Udu Kingdom.Proudly 5%.
Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 3:20pm On Oct 19, 2015
olamide34:
an going for bachelor program in business management and economic science do you kw how there requirement works? and my legalised ready and I have it now . what I want to sure now is admission sure with this legalised document?

most bachelor degree programs are German taught. I will get back to you if I get something. Before you send your application to any Austrian school,send them an email,enquiring your documents will be returned to you,because most schools dont do that.
Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by marcondo13: 3:11pm On Oct 19, 2015
Tinder:




Same issue with me, all i got was the photocopy of it and when i took it to court for certifying, the lady said she must see the original before signing and stamping the Photocopy. I just tire with these RSUST People, them wan block my success.


PLEASE who knows anyone in UST that can release my original transcript, or anywhere in court that i can certify or any notary that can certify my photocopies please so that i can start sending my applications. My transcript is the only thing holding me back now. cry cry cry cry cry

I think there is a way around that issue. My school has similar policy. I applied at my school registrar that my employer wants to sponsor me for further studies. I requested that they send my transcripts to the Federal Ministry of Education,Abuja,because they actually needed to stamp a copy of it before taking it to the Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs,and they sent it!
So,contact the Registrar office and spin a similar yarn. Give them the corporate address of any company that you have access to,or you can ask them to send it to MOE,but that might take more time!
Just my two pence!
Politics / Re: Meet Hadi Sirika Katsina Billionaire Tipped To Be Nigeria's Minister Of Aviation by marcondo13: 12:17am On Oct 17, 2015
Chanchit:
Unlike Stella Oduah weh dey sell pepper soup before she turn minister of aviation over night, na God go punish that G*J
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And to all of you that have been quoting me, sorry no time to reply wailers.
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. Unzip my boxers, piss on all of 'em.
Ok, now their body don wet, oya, a.b.o.k.i pass me the koboko!

please,stop throwing decorum in the wind because you want to score cheap political points. Simply post the net worth of Stella Oduah as at 2011 and compare it to the present worth of Sirika! Oduah selling pepper soup! Do you know how much she has donated to PDP since 1999?
Arm chair criticism will not deepen our democratic experience. A cursory view of APC propaganda about Boko Haram before the election and the present,will tell you that uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Even Buhari is now complaining that the elites are after him! The same cabal that shoved him down the throats of Nigerians!

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Career / IFP School MOOC On Sustainable Mobility by marcondo13: 9:12pm On Oct 13, 2015
If you were one of the active 21840 participants of the IFP School and TOTAL Oil&Gas MOOC or one of those who got the information too late to join in ,then I will like to notify you all about the second MOOC on Sustainable Mobility-Technical and environmental challenges for the automotive sector.

This 5-week course will start on 2 November 2015.
Registrations now open!

You will have the opportunity to study:

-Engine performance,
-Fuels and biofuels production and specifications,
-Pollutants formation and after-treatment,
-Fuel consumption and emissions reduction technologies,and mobility for tomorrow.
As in the first MOOC, you will have a variety of supporting materials, and, above all, a serious game where you will have the opportunity to be a new employee of MOOC-Energy.

You will operate and test your knowledge in several simulators.
Do not hesitate to http://mandrillapp.com/track/click/30105971/www.unow.fr?p=eyJzIjoiSDZPdnh5ZVdOajMtWGJ5Mnk5ZHF6RWo5VHdvIiwidiI6MSwicCI6IntcInVcIjozMDEwNTk3MSxcInZcIjoxLFwidXJsXCI6XCJodHRwOlxcXC9cXFwvd3d3LnVub3cuZnJcXFwvaW5kZXgucGhwP3N1YmlkPTE1NTI2NSZvcHRpb249Y29tX2FjeW1haWxpbmcmY3RybD11cmwmdXJsaWQ9MjAyNSZtYWlsaWQ9MjQ4XCIsXCJpZFwiOlwiMTNiMzE0ZTIwM2FiNGY5ZDkwZjQxOTJiMmZjYjY4ODZcIixcInVybF9pZHNcIjpbXCI3MzAyNjgyNDdhYzk2OWQ4ZjFiODJlNDI0MDNkZjQ4YWY2ZmYzNDIyXCJdfSJ9 share this news around. Certificate of participation and achievement will be awarded on completion of the course.

cc davide470

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Romance / Re: Thunder Fire Urhobo Girls! by marcondo13: 2:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
The OP is misguided. So if a lot of Edo girls sell their bodies in Italy,that means all Edo ladies are prostitutes? Or based on the perception of the reputation of Itsekiri ladies,you will accuse any Itsekiri lady of been a flirt? Abi na every Igbo babe dey use eye to count money for man pocket? Or na every Hausa lady dey naked under hijab?
Abeg,pack well! In Warri pidgin,''Dem catch you as correct mugu''!
Travel / Re: Working Legally In Austria by marcondo13: 11:55am On Oct 12, 2015
olamide34:
I want to ask those people that have legalized there document at the Austria embassy for study will they send the legalized document to the schools your applying too? I need your comment soon please

I have some knowledge about Austria from friends and family that schooled there. What is your field and CGPA or are you going for Bachelor degree?
Romance / Re: Pretty Girls Are Lonely As Ffuck (theory Tested N Confirmed) by marcondo13: 6:58am On Oct 12, 2015
BigBashiru:


But indexing women by pretty face is the wrong approach. Better to work from the heart and character out and the looks incidental. Many are the pretty whores etc. Be smart.

The emphasis by the OP was on their beauty,not character. Moreover,light and sound don't travel at the same speed! You have to see a lady first,appreciate her physical properties first before you even go further to talk about character. In chemistry,we identify unknown chemicals by checking out their physical properties before carrying out tests on their chemical properties! Stay cool!
Romance / Re: Pretty Girls Are Lonely As Ffuck (theory Tested N Confirmed) by marcondo13: 12:48pm On Oct 11, 2015
The OP has a point though. I can vividly recall my first year on campus and there was a lot of hot girls in my department and faculty. I always thought that they were already taken but as time went by and I became close to a couple of them,I was surprised that they were really lonely because a lot of guys could not muster courage to ask them for a relationship because they thought that they were seeing someone already!
So my take on this is simple,no guts,no glory! If you have the liver,you will get silver,but you have to be bold to get gold! That's the hustlers motto!
Happy Sunday.

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