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The US is occupying Haiti because they can. And there's nothing you can do about it except post on nairaland and get replies.

Outstrip:
What organization do I send it to and how do I verify them. Please let us know so that we are not forced to call you silly

Try UNICEF
http://www.unicef.org/

[size=20pt]Americans have a lot to answer for in Haiti[/size]

Our analysis of the cause of the haiti earthquake has revealed a startling 3,590,000 for haiti conspiracy theories hits for the multitude of ways American caused the Haiti Earthquake. We hereby call on the UN to prosecute all Americans immediately. QED

[size=20pt]silly American the cause of massive death toll in Haiti[/size]

An American citizen asked for sugar with his cofee about 1.5783 minutes before the massive earthquake in Haiti. The league of holy people have asked american to obey international law and arrest the silly individual so he can be tried for crimes against humanity at the hague. The league of holy people are known to be the nations with the bestest leaders on earth. The league include Venezuala, Iran, Tunisia, Gaza among others.

The Home department is taught to be torn about weather to turn over the silly American (which would mean no one can ask for fries ever again) or to protect him and face the wrath of the league of massive t0ssersholy people.

This is a breaking news story. More to follow.

[size=20pt]Resonance Weapon Responsible for Massive Earthquake[/size]

A reliable source has informed us that a new weapon being developed by the US was responsible for the Haiti earthquake. It is thought the weapon was being tested and an accidental discharge was the cause of the earthquake.

This is a breaking news story. More to follow

[size=20pt]AboveTopSecret.com: Conspiracy Theories, UFOs, Politics, and Many , [/size]

A reliable source has confirmed that the devastating earthquake that took place in Haiti was caused by friendly fire in the top secret US UFO program. Information has reached our desks that a disagreement between American and Aliens who are not suppossed to exist led to the aliens discharging a destructive weapon that was being shared with the world's only super power. The enourmous yield of the weapon underground is taught to have caused the shift in the earth's crust.

This is a breaking news story. More to follow.

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[size=20pt]HAARP now blamed for Haiti Earthquake.[/size]

Reliable sources now seem to blame a secret US program that aims to control the athmosphere it self for causing the massively destructive Earthquake in the Carribean.

HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) is a joint scientific research project of the US Air Force and Navy, whose principle facilities are located in Gakona, Alaska (I don't get cable, but I understand that Jesse Ventura visited the site on his TV show). According to its home page (click here), it is:

A scientific endeavor aimed at studying the properties and behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis on being able to understand and use it to enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.

The HAARP program is committed to developing a world class ionospheric research facility consisting of:

* The Ionospheric Research Instrument (IRI), a high power transmitter facility operating in the High Frequency (HF) range. The IRI will be used to temporarily excite a limited area of the ionosphere for scientific study.


* A sophisticated suite of scientific (or diagnostic) instruments that will be used to observe the physical processes that occur in the excited region.

Observation of the processes resulting from the use of the IRI in a controlled manner will allow scientists to better understand processes that occur continuously under the natural stimulation of the sun.

Scientific instruments installed at the HAARP Observatory will be useful for a variety of continuing research efforts which do not involve the use of the IRI but are strictly passive. Among these studies include ionospheric characterization using satellite beacons, telescopic observation of the fine structure in the aurora, and documentation of long-term variations in the ozone layer.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=383522.msg5384825#msg5384825 date=1264448253]Your fallacy is now out in the open. .  .you are naked!  

I hear there were people in here who would not challenge your ignorance because you intimidated them with your vocabs.  is that right?  you ought to be ashamed of yourself!  Guess what??  . . .no more!  They have seen your stupidity on this encounter.

People should be empowered, not intimidated!  

So that your follhardiness is revealed in the open is sufficientt.  

We shall see again. .
and I will be more than glad to make a fool of you if you misstep .[/quote]WTH are you blabbing about?

Like Torres and Gerrard did saving Rafa's job for the past two seasons, the useless senior team has just saved Amodu's job.

Is it against the costitution to take off Yakubu?

This has been happening for years. See links below for a history of violence

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE56T4W020090730
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/country_profiles/1067695.stm

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November 2002 - Nigeria decides to abandon the Miss World contest in Abuja. At least 215 people die in rioting in the northern city of Kaduna following a newspaper article suggesting the Prophet Mohammad would probably have married one of the Miss World beauty queens if he were alive today.

May 2004 - Hundreds of people, mostly Muslim Fulanis, are killed by Christian Tarok militia in the central Nigerian town of Yelwa. Survivors say they buried 630 corpses. Police say hundreds were killed.

February 2006 - A week of rioting by Muslim and Christian mobs claims at least 157 lives. The violence begins in the northeastern city of Maiduguri, when a Muslim protest against Danish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad runs out of control. Revenge attacks follow in the south.

February 2009 - The governor of Bauchi state imposes a night-time curfew on Bauchi city on February 22, a day after clashes kill at least 11 people. At least 28 people were seriously wounded and several houses, churches and mosques burned down.
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I have highlighted some of the violence above. In each of these cases, what did the government do to make the instigators of the violence face justice? Nothing! Little wonder that people keep thinking they will get away with it. Until the government starts bringing the people behind the violence to book it will keep happening.

ElRazur and debosky, why are you trying to use common sense here? This thread is for reasoning based on movies only. Somewhere in the US a big super computer brain is controlling the earth's crust. I'm off to write a book on how the US caused this.

Another earthquake test? Won't the American's stop testing this weapon of their's. It clearly works so they should just use it on Iran already.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-383522.0.html

Kobojunkie:
How come reports from Lagos do not do the same, I mean express clearly and concisely the connection between Lagos state and the PPP projects ?  Or Am I the only one that has noticed the sort of confusing language used in most of the reports for Lagos state?

Yeah you are the only one confused about Lagos. Simple English clearly has you baffled when it concerns Lagos so maybe you should just let Lagos be.

This thread is about Ondo. How about you just concentrate on that.

Yes imagine. I mean they had the audacity to lie to us about when they invented these "earthquake weapons". I mean they must have invented these weapons before America even became a country seeing as Earth quakes have been happening throughout history.
Wow these Western nations are so evil. Can you believe they have kept such weapons a secreat for such a long time? My God!

Thank God for the Russians. If they didn't come out on youtube to tell us about this top secret weapon that has existed since the time wars were fought with spears and stones.

It wouldn't surprise me if the US and Western Europe created floods, Hurricanes, comets, Metorites, and maybe even earth itself. Ahhh yes, that's probably why we black men can never succeed on this world created by white men.

I guess we'll have to wait till the Russians tell us that. Or Maybe God will speak through the Chinese or Iranians and expose the evil whites.

Please where can I buy books and CDs and DVDs and posters and shirts that details how these weapons were made and how they have been hidden and how they intend to use them. I have money to waste purchase details of these madeup exposed secrets.

babapupa:
Actually, the state did both, the state donated I million dollars and opened up channels for other people to add to the million dollar donation.

Sadly meaningless bad bele is part of our National character, I'm just glad all your meaningless and mindless anti Lagos rants only resides in your mind and on the pages of NL because it's yet to prevent Lagos from excelling and doing great things.

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=384451.msg5355427#msg5355427 date=1264003120]@kobojunkie. , 

what part of lagos donates $1million dollars dont u understand?
some ppl sef with their unnecessary mischief making. .[/quote]Yup I have noticed that too about her. Back to topic, well done Lagos State.

I hope they both kill each other.

tunku:
What I know about logical symbolism is nil and below nothing but shouldn't the contrapositive of that conditional statement be negative on both symbols or is that taken for granted in systematic logic?

Not in this case as I am not trying to prove anything. The logic statement is simply a representation of
"If South Africa creates a scenario, then that scenario applies to South Africa."

morpheus24:
I mean I am not a fanof many things in South African but this report is simply ridiculous. How the hell can a company sell something like this.

This Oyinbo people really have some audacity. This is outright negative press attack on this country.

to Mpele, Afteryouwill saythey are your friends. Na wah O

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8465195.stm

Well the South African movie "District 9" depicted Nigerians as cannibals (not even on humans but, on alieans that where depicted in the movie as below humans), vodoo worshippers, drug and weapons smugglers, and wh0res. They then used the name of our ex-president as the leader of this criminal underworld.

If South Africans were ok with that, then I deduce that the company has the right to sell whatever it wants.
Basically, according to First Order Logic, if ϴ → Ϭ then Ϭ → ϴ

Kobojunkie:
Prays     - - - - Please let's not make this another Fashola thread oooo. Some of us are sick of the US vs THEM threads were our small minds tag all those who disagree with us enemies of progress. 


_{I was enjoying some of the initial pictures spite took over}

I hope it does and I like how the guys have destroyed the purpose of what this crap thread was suppossed to present. Other threads get highjacked by people who share your ideaology and you try your best to derail it.

tpia and ziga, well done guys. Give us more pictures.

Ikengawo:
and we won't fall for this new form of divide and conquer strategy.

all this 'nigeria becoming and islamic state' bs like there's something new about islam being in nigeria going on.
There will be weak minded ppl on both sides that will fall for it and start drawing maps on MSpaint out of joblessness and sexual frustration, but real nigerians won't flinch, this union is forever!
im proud to be igbo, im proud to be amongst the yoruba, the edo, the hausa and so forth, and im proudest to be nigerian!

I really hope you don't take the actions of specific posters on nairaland (yes they are always the same ones. ALWAYS!) as the real situation in Nigeria. This is the internet. Impossible is nothing on the internet. Remember that.

Can I have fries with that?

The man is so silly, it's bordering on mental health issues. His country which he is graudually destroying will soon start living off American aid. and he think he's starting to reliase this.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100118/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_venezuela_us;_ylt=Amouo1CbtiXlt.ogqk5wN3y3IxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJtMTAyMDM4BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMTE4L2x0X3ZlbmV6dWVsYV91cwRwb3MDMjIEc2VjA3luX3BhZ2luYXRlX3N1bW1hcnlfbGlzdARzbGsDY2hhdmV6c2Vla3Np

OMG tpia. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=382873.msg5337733#msg5337733 date=1263788981]aloy emeka the super goat

https://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1457/5017.jpg[/quote]ROFL!!!!

Onlytruth:
ndu_chuks shame on you. Stop confusing people with fake Igbo name here.
What is wrong with Musa, or Ango, or Dikko,  

or Mutallab

lol

Only 8 pictures? Is that the best you can do?

Not so long ago some nairalanders were trying to suggest we copy the Venezuelan model. I and a few others tried to point out that this wouldn't be sustainable for a country the size of Nigeria. Well little did I know it wouldn't even be sustainable for Venezuela itself. Where is that Venezuelan government official that thought he could talk down to our foreign affairs minister?

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6803a8ba-feed-11de-a677-00144feab49a.html

If you can't access the link use
http://ctunnel.com/index.php/1000110A/9c574c9f6689e2383901059390179e8013ea37d45d54b4e3597524fc4a67c17968a2269a429151f0b8cd1a22732fc83419fd0795c82eb98f097f20b1a674fb6f06ef4b71ad0e82aa547c91c9a408dbd415130

lol this thread is awesome!

agathamari:
when in social situations in other cultures especialy as a "leader" you are expected to use the traditions of the country you are in.  its proper manners and specified in presidential protocol.  when the leaders from countries like china, japan, korea, saudi arabia and such come to "western" countries they shake hands though it is not in thier culture to do so.  it is viewed as rude to refuse common social customs of your host country.

So can you explain to me since when it became the culture in London to bow to the head of the Saudi Royal Family as Obama is doing?

Also please explain this
http://www.traveletiquette.co.uk/etiquette-in-saudi-arabia.html


"When meeting and greeting in Saudi Arabia, it is usual for close male counterparts to shake hands and kiss on each cheek. However, if meeting under more formal circumstances, a handshake between members of the same sex is fine."

Try again.

Spike88:
why all the ranting against MTN. I worked in telecoms for the last 9yrs and was well paid and well exposed. Nigeria's economy had declined year on year whilst the telco's invest in the latest technology just to serve the so called 'enlightened' Nigerian populace in the midst of declining security for their operations. Remember we their staff are also part of their operations. I have worked in many different parts of the country so I have paid my dues.

Nigeria does not deserve the prestige of these companies. Why must they continue to suffer, are they charity organisations? Even I am taking a hiatus and moving to Ghana, abeg! enough is enough! This unrealistic love we have for this our so called country.

Only a blind person will judge companies like MTN negatively. If I went to Central Lagos or even the remote parts of this country and offered 10 random people a slightly more predictable life in another country, guess how many will decline. None I dare say!

Now I don't want you to take this personally but, I going to be a bit nasty because frankly you deserve it for posting that rubbish.

So if Nigeria is so insignificant that the country doesn't deserve the prestige of such a company, why is said company still maintaing operations in Nigeria? You worked in telecoms for the last nine years and yet have no clue of what you're talking about. Nigeria is currently has the highest subscriber base in Africa and it's still growing. I dare say, Nigeria has made a lot of money for MTN.

You know what I hope you stay in prestigeous Ghana and never head back. One less person to re-educate.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo link=topic=380466.msg5303966#msg5303966 date=1263351877]One of the protesters said, “They promised that they were going to take us back, we are waiting to see whether they will fulfil their promise, because for me, I did not prepare in terms of finance, to transport myself back to school.”[/quote]How can such a dumbass make it to university?