see as all those police men dey form James Bond ontop Evans matter .

OrestesDante:
How is IJMB a solution
IJMB is 15times tougher than JAMB.
Maybe they have reduce it toughness now
It is not kidplay ooo.... If you cannot pass ordinary jamb you have to do an extraordinary work especially science courses.

you're right there ijmb is very tough ,I can say it's not an option for lazy students ,you'll have to study very hard if not you're on your own.I did it and it's still one of the best options .

for her mind now she don insult churchill ,kwontinu o . All this our yeyebrities takes everything for a joke.

and stupid Nigerian police storm the village and shoot sporadically,killing innocent people cuz a prominent man was kidnapped.una well done.

that's guy dull ah swear,sue the fools .him for dey sing 30billion for the account by now#

maureensylvia:
Dis fools are disgrace to Igbos

why on earth will they kneel down for a mere man

and as for that fraudster of nnamdi KANU don't know what he feels like
...


pure Megalomaniac



chukwu kpoo gi oku

To all those insulting their mothers not me, go and recite ur national PLEDGE, if it goes in line with what u are agitating for then continue but if u are contradicting urself then WOE BE UPON U

Those fools are disgrace to igbos ,this shit makes me to wonder what this so called Biafra will be like .all I see is people enslaving themselves and people enslaving others ."abum nwafo igbo' but I don't subscribe to this stupidity.

in my own language"agam abu ogbenye buru amunsu" if I can't get phone for you as .y girlfriend and a bross is offering to help,my dear,grab it with two hands.it's a test of love,if you decide to follow bross because he got you phone,then you're not mine.bye bye

For naija to be the center of your updates amongst all the African countries,that means you're tripin bitch .

God forbid you ever get married!

Audition Audition Audition,interested characters are hereby invited to audition for the upcoming movie.the title is "Karma"by lalastica .Location:Nairaland head quarters.

Brownish7:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim.

is this for real?

uyisteven:

***** You think you avoided the Friendzone?... .. . . My brother, you are the Chairman of the friendzone high table..

Lol,abi chairman committee of friendzone.

IYANGBALI:
get out. I tooked A1 in my WAEC, what did you tooked?

Hahaha.my brother,I tooked B1.Lol

You have to man up and take charge as man of the house,obviously you're too soft a man and your wife is taking advantage of your nature.What on earth will make a wife utter such rubbish to her husband and call it joke,if my wife tries such,that will be the end of jokes in her life.What you're looking at as a minor issue can lead to your end as a man if care is not taken.you have been dealing with your wife like a woman,it's time to deal wit her like a man that you are and warn that stupid ex of hers to stay away from your wife.

yinkeys:
The writing is on the wall, don't let love for her blind you. Either you choose to catch fun with her and nothing else attached OR you forget about her.

I think this is the best advice on this. That's how I flow with then ladies,if you're real,I'll play real but if you're fake,I'll just make it fun base,I cannot com and go and be having headache for olosho! u be real nigga my guy.

IYANGBALI:
Very stingy people. What does it curse them to add 40 to people's mark? If they have does it, I would have scores 123 and Unilag would have gaved me English to study. jamb Na God go punish you

Choi! and this one wants to study English in unilag, My dear ,go and apologize to that English teacher you offended in your sec school.

crackhouse:
Why banky's head come big now?. He was cute with a normal head. What went wrong?

He got the big head after he was made the head boy of his school .

informant001:
The issue of domestic violence can't be over-emphasized. This is very shameful. According to a twitter user who lives in Ilorin, Kwara state, this woman was beaten to pulp in public by her husband. The woman who was badly injured has already been taken to the hospital and her husband handed over to the police.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/domestic-violence-man-beats-his-wife.html

Father lord,may I not fall into the hands of a woman that will provoke me to anger.

gbegemaster:
The level of infidelity these days is crazy!

I thought it was said that women hardly cheat on Men?

my friend don't say what you don't know! that lady planned it with her husband to catch the man ,obviously the man must have been disturbing her for long so she brought her husband in.wise woman

adam500hr:
Was not blind, met within 3 wks, got pregnant, told my parents i cant marry her cos i dont know her well, sbut they said in order to avoid shame for her family cos her pops was a pastor and that i woudnt want the same fate to become of my own daughter, that i'll just have to marry her. Thats where the story of my life began.

lesson for the singles ,that she got pregnant for you is not a yardstick for marriage,make out time to know ur partner well enough before getting into marriage.you tried to avoid a little shame by falling into a bigger one...Lord ,save us from karashika #

Beremx:
If you wanted her not to have more babies, you should have used protection methods. Why blame the woman? Abi the woman should keep drinking pills because of unwanted pregnancies?

Stupid reason for divorce

Didn't you read the part where the man said he planted a birth control device which the woman secretly removed which means the woman is just taking in purposely.why would he use protection for his wife.when she's not a side chick though this should not be a reason for divorce .

CastedDude:
A soon-to-be bride has "broken the internet" after sharing photos of her and her friends/bridesmaid having fun at their Bachelorette party on a beach.. The lady who is set to wed her longtime boyfriend this weekend -said that nothing would hold her back from seizing the moment with her friends as they flaunted their backsides in bikinis.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/intending-bride-flaunt-her-backside.html

see as this one dey sample her friends give her husband,when the guy go begin knack them one by one she go dey cry up and down.#Tempting a good man.

ademola2017:
Hi Nairalanders,

I am in a state of dilemma as my marriage is shaking.

Before we got married, my wife treated me like a piece of shit and never gave me any regards or attention. Any little quarrel would be blown out of proportion and wouldn't talk to me for days. I did the calling always and each time I ask her why she doesn't call, she would say I should get used to it. There was a day when a baseless quarrel occurred, she accused me falsely and we didn't talk for more than two months. I stayed single and was already moving on until her friend came begging on her behalf. I wondered why she didn't come herself but all the same I accepted her back. She changed like she was doing me favor but I still persisted because I loved her genuinely.

Fast forward, we got married and I was hoping for a good future with her. As usual I was very open to her and discussed every issues with her. At a point, I found out the marriage was one sided. I gave more but got little or nothing from her. I never burden her with house chores or cooking at all. We sat always to talk about her attitude but she would say things are fine while I will be grieving and having sleepless nights. She will wake up in the middle of the night to check my phone to know if i was cheating. I swear I have never cheated on my wife... She knows my password and never hid anything from her.
As we went on in the marriage, her behavior became worse and couldn't condone it again. She never saw anything wrong with her attitude and would say her apologizes are expensive.

I decided to do a background check on her and found out she double dated all through when we started dating and gave the guy more attention for 2years of our relationship. When things went bad between them, she fell back to me and unknown to me, I accepted her back. She and her ex were still in good communication till the night I confronted her. She would rather confide in her ex than confide in me (Now husband) Now, I feel so hurt, betrayed and used and can’t trust her again.

She has been very apologetic and says she is ready to change. So if had not found out about her double ways, I will still be condoning her insolent ways. I am seriously finding it hard in my heart to forgive her. Even if I do, I can never ever forget because I do not trust her again.

What will you guys advice?

my advice for you bro is to forget her and move on if there are no kids yet ,she once said her apology is expensive,maybe she's apologizing now because her other guy dropped her,she may go back to her old ways if the guy picks her up again,besides,u forced yourself into this shit! ur just a second option to her.

[quote author=IpobExposed post=55268128]They will not ask what the woman did. They want us to blame the police force.
.Sorry o IPOB members I have no RIP until u say Michaelchukwuebukaakp conspired be


stupid fellow,don't worry they'll show you how trained they are soon when you'll be locked up for no reason.

Nice pix,but I'm highly disappointed in the guy,he's too fresh and cute to be a police officer na.Haha!

salabscholar01:
Calm down. Your inlaw knows the baby came through sexual intercourse. Take a break a little bit. Your wife, presently is feeling stressed after birth of that child. It feels to her like she is on another body entirely different from her usual body she use to have. Let her relax, talk and play with her. Buy her gifts and show appreciation for safe delivery. Believe me, you will be surprise she will give you a mind-blowing quickie amidst her tight schedule and your brain will be back to default setting. Communication is key.

Nice advice bro,that nigga needs to chill for Christ sake.The new baby is just two months!haba! this is the best time to shower the woman with excessive love and care,instead you're using it to muscle up power to bleep her again,bro u need Jesus in your life.treat your woman nice and she may decide to burst your balls without you asking.

B dissolution

GrandFinale2017:
B

B dissolution

[color=#770077][/color]Choi! the girl make up be like art work#

our men of God don't practice what they preach but would want you to obey and adhere strictly to the offering and tithing part of their sermons .I rest my case.

[quote author=Towncrier247 post=55111023]Residents of Naivasha are reeling from shock after a man chopped off his private parts and threw them to a dog saying they were of no value to him.

According to the Star Kenya, on Wednesday, March 29th, the man from Karai started with a razor blade but finished cutting off his penis with a knife.
Screams from his on one-room house attracted members of the public who called police for help

After about 30 minutes of writhing in pain and heavy bleeding, the man was taken to Naivasha subcounty hospital. Joseph Chege, a resident, told journalists they found the man half naked and bleeding heavily.
"The man claimed the Bible ordered him to discard any body part that would deter him from entering heaven," Chege said.


Chege also said the man worked in one of the quarries and never interacted with residents. Another neighbour, James Kabono who described the incident as shocking, said they were trying to understand why the man harmed himself.
"He decided to cut off the most important part of the body," Kabono said.
A woman at the scene claimed the man was impotent and decided to sever the body part "as it was not of any service to him".

Joseph Mburu, the superintendent in charge of the hospital, who confirmed the incident said the man was in critical condition.
"He has been taken to the theatre...we hope he shall recover," he said.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/03/photos-kenyan-man-chops-off-his-penis.html
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And another guy somewhere is looking for a replacement.what a waste!