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Romance › Re: What Is The Risk Of Marrying A Lady With Irregular Menstruation? by mastermaestro(m): 12:03pm On Apr 20, 2017
cassidy1996:
Na GOD get power, even some women wey dem period they rush like tap are still barren
A wise man, you.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest 53 For Attending Gay Marriage In Zaria by mastermaestro(m): 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
To every gay fella...

Politics › Re: Court Ruling On The $48M Recovered From Osborne Towers, Ikoyi by mastermaestro(m): 10:18pm On Apr 18, 2017
nkemjacob2:
I was saying it that dis money APc gvt re using it to play politics. The fraudster will not be expose. This re political distraction.

Ur country Nigeria is collapsed.. There is future any longer
I feel like weeping for this country. The future is really bleak.
Politics › Re: Court Ruling On The $48M Recovered From Osborne Towers, Ikoyi by mastermaestro(m): 10:16pm On Apr 18, 2017
Buhari is a huge disappointment to all. What a disgusting display of idiocy!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Okays Payment Of School Fees With Goats by mastermaestro(m): 3:56pm On Apr 18, 2017
symbianDON:
the way Zimbabwe is 'okaying' payment of everything with goats...why not kuku make goats their official currency na?

Politics › Re: Ikoyi Billions: Fayose Raises Questions by mastermaestro(m): 9:55pm On Apr 15, 2017
Aufbauh:
My joy is that the ultimate gainer in this saga is Nigeria and Nigerians irrespective of any narrative.

Whether the money belongs to an opposition member, member of the ruling party or the NIA is trying to cover up for someone is secondary to the recovery of the money.

Who will found his missing item and won't be excited and eager to take it back? Or would rather be engrossed in who stole it or where was it found.

Can't wait for the court to declare it status as permanent forfeiture.

Christianity Etc › Re: Help Me Interpret This Horrible Dream. by mastermaestro(m): 12:09pm On Apr 05, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
You need to pray and be very careful, i had a dream too that my boss ordered me to open my mouth and gave me something to eat, immediately she turned her back i threw it out. The following week she called me to stop calling her and her attitude changed, dreams are real bro......



Please be prayerful
Thank GOD for you. This is how people die inexplicably. Heaven speaks to men by dreams, but many still fall into traps because choose to despise vital divine insights.
Christianity Etc › Re: Help Me Interpret This Horrible Dream. by mastermaestro(m): 11:56am On Apr 05, 2017
A tree in the spiritual realm when it is felled or burnt down, 99% of the time, represents the death of someone. Simply put, someone is going 6 feet beneath the earth. Death. Pray, dude, pray. Please don't mind the set of shallow simpletons making silly joke of your dream. A tree is always used to represent a human being in the spirit realm (Psalm 1:1-3; Daniel 4:1-23).

Fast and pray. You will overcome.
Crime › Re: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by mastermaestro(m): 10:44pm On Apr 03, 2017
doctor306:
Y would he be drinking 80 tablets when there is lagoon he just wasted medicine DAT would have cured more that 5 people on his mumu self

Jokes Etc › Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by mastermaestro(m): 11:52pm On Mar 31, 2017
You guys want to run the op aground financially? cry

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React To Kemi Olunloyo Appearing In Court In Prison Uniform by mastermaestro(m): 11:13pm On Mar 30, 2017
AntiWailer:
Extreme lessons like one court granting her freedom and another picking her up.

Common.


Most of these men of God are simply business men.

No long suffering or sacrifices.

What has she not said about Pastor Adeboye ?

Has he ever ordered her arrest ?
Matthew 5:11-12 KJV
"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you , and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. [12] Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."


This is why Adeboye is in a class of his own. Unfortunately many preachers have cast off the place of 'CHRIST character'. It's now all about the power, fame and prosperity.

Heavenly race is no child's play. Very narrow way. These happenings are great pointers.
Family › Re: I Am Worried. by mastermaestro(m): 10:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
Ishilove:
Darsool500 take this advise. The anus is a one way route: stuff goes out, NOTHING goes in. It was designed as an organ of excretion and that it is its main purpose, but since human beings have perverted its natural use it will get damaged.

Do you realise your wife's anal muscles will weaken and get loose, and when that happens she will start wearing Adult Incontinence Pads aka Adult Pampers? That's what long distance truck drivers, old people and sick people wear when the anus can no longer hold excreta. They wear the pampers because the anus will just be leaking _shit left, right and centre.

Will you still love madam after you burst her anus open all in the name of 'fun'?

Stop anal sex because it is a perversion of the anus' natural use, a danger to your wife's health plus it is just downright nasty. Jesus!
I hope he returns to sexual sanity and sanctity soonest. Despicable level of sexual insanity is what anal sex is. I would smack some moral commonsense into the dude's head if he was beside me right now. angry
Family › Re: She Wants To Quit Her Marriage by mastermaestro(m): 7:55pm On Mar 30, 2017
How did you find out?

What concrete evidence do you have?

When did you find out?

Does he know that you have found out?

Are his cult activities causing you danger presently?

Do they hold cult meetings at your house?
Family › Re: I Am Worried. by mastermaestro(m): 7:44pm On Mar 30, 2017
You need to stop anal sex. It's destroying your sex object. Yes, sex object. Your language about her is one that objectifies a fellow human. You both are perverts. Walk out of this nonsense you call pleasure before it destroys your sex object and you.

Quickly go see a counsellor. Help is all you need.

Family › Re: What Do I Do? Go On Or Quit?? by mastermaestro(m): 7:39pm On Mar 30, 2017
Overnight marriage. cheesy Marriage isn't as flamboyant as a wedding ceremony. It isn't a one-day event. Why are you in haste? Do you have a deformity that he alone has accepted to manage? Grow up, please.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Held Pastors Spellbound During A Pastoral Job Interview by mastermaestro(m): 8:36am On Mar 29, 2017
Pathetic self-conceited storyteller. Cheers!

Christianity Etc › Re: How Those Who Took Money From Jonathan Turned Against Him – Bishop Kukah by mastermaestro(m): 10:31pm On Mar 28, 2017
Memorykad:
which state do you think?
Buhari. undecided
Family › Re: My Husband Called Me A Vagabond by mastermaestro(m): 10:26pm On Mar 27, 2017
PaperLace:
You run your mouth a lot, not WE WOMEN, thanks. smiley


I no get na. Is it a sin? cheesy
Meet me in my office right now for further discussion. angry Don't be late. tongue
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Scammers Now Using Ex-corpers Info From Nysc Yearbook by mastermaestro(m): 8:43pm On Mar 27, 2017
Springforth:
They been on it many years back. One actually impersonated a guy in our year book who died prior to our POP.....infact na 7 days i use swear for the caller via text.

Family › Re: My Husband Called Me A Vagabond by mastermaestro(m): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2017
PaperLace:
Na their way. If I want to open such a thread, I will claim to be a guy _my wife brought her father (my FIL) to follow us. Only then would you get plenty 'realistic' comments.
grin grin Anyway why did you steal a Bible? huh
Family › Re: My Husband Called Me A Vagabond by mastermaestro(m): 7:11pm On Mar 27, 2017
PaperLace:
Lesson 1: THIS IS NAIRALAND, THEM NO DEY USE EYE SEE MIL/DIL IN ONE POST. MIL CAN NEVER BE WRONG.
DIL IS ALWAYS WRONG


You've learnt the hard way...sorry. Leave out the MIL part next time...they have left the topic, and are focused on your MIL matter.
cheesy cheesy The philosophy of Nairaland. Exonerate or justify the mother-in-law, implicate and condemn the voiceless daughter-in-law.

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Performs At Latter Rain Assembly. Church Members Query That (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 9:31am On Mar 27, 2017
dangotesmummy:
is that so? grin

Happy mother's day
Amen! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Performs At Latter Rain Assembly. Church Members Query That (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 10:06pm On Mar 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
broda sanctuary I see you're one of them wink

Awon ti Suleiman abi awon ti tb joshua tongue

I have mouth to pray.I don't need any third party to help me talk to God tongue
You must follow me to a local church assembly next Sunday. I ain't letting you stay at home anymore. angry You are my sister. cry
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Performs At Latter Rain Assembly. Church Members Query That (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 7:26pm On Mar 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
gateman of heaven,enle o

Staying in my room to use my own mouth to pray to God is self righteousness? Seriously? In that case I'm self righteous
Go to a sanctuary and worship GOD! Don't say no one told you. At least I have. Good luck!
Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by mastermaestro(m): 2:18pm On Mar 26, 2017
Acheron:
You're just talking balderdash. I will not thank my mom for a food she did not participate in. The thank you only goes to my wife. My mom only get a thank you if she participated in the cooking or she assisted in serving the meals. Pls, stop abusing the word "thank you". As a poster said earlier, you only thank people for services rendered. What service has that MIL rendered that made her deserve a thank you from the husband?

Stop following religion and culture blindly. Good day.

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Attends Apostle Suleman's Birthday Celebration,Poses With Him(pics) by mastermaestro(m): 2:13pm On Mar 26, 2017
DollarAngel:
Hatred has eroded your sense of judgement. Just today the LovePeddler Mum was in Church with her sister to apologize and plead on her behalf. He is innocent
I am not here for inane arguments. He has fallen. What you see is a shadow of substance. Forget about Steph's drama, it's much more.
Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by mastermaestro(m): 2:09pm On Mar 26, 2017
Acheron:
Stop casting aspersions on my person. Oh so you think you were raised better just because you say "thank you" after eating to an elder who didn't participate in no way in the cooking or how the food got to be? SMH just go abeg.
Aspersions? Oh you are going defensive already after opening your remark with a general insult. I hope when your own mum visits your house, you cook for her, after both of you might have eaten, you would expect her to bow her knees to thank you. After all everything there belongs to you, right? Let me leave you to live as you have been taught.
Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by mastermaestro(m): 2:04pm On Mar 26, 2017
UjSizzle:
Read your comment out loud to yourself.
Does it sound sensible to you?


*moving on*
Don't just move, make sure you move on to wisdom on how warm homes are built and preserved!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Performs At Latter Rain Assembly. Church Members Query That (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 2:01pm On Mar 26, 2017
dangotesmummy:
I actually don't go to church. When I finish with my laundry I sleep,watch movies or sermons on TV and prepare for Monday work

My power is in my knees to kneel and pray to God
cheesy cheesy cheesy Peak of self-righteousness. Don't be deceived, you aren't going to no Heaven madam. GOD'S commandment to Moses to build a sanctuary wasn't for no purpose. That church A isn't living up to standards is no justification for you to abandon the assemblying of the saints. There must be one that does it right. Locate it! Don't behave like Elijah who felt he was the only righteous person left in the whole of Isreal. But GOD corrected his ignorance! "Yet I have reserved seven thousand in Isreal, all whose knees have not bowed to Baal..."

Go look for a church! There are still true sanctuaries in this corrupt world.

Have a blissful Sunday!
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Attends Apostle Suleman's Birthday Celebration,Poses With Him(pics) by mastermaestro(m): 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2017
DollarAngel:
Why are you supporting evil, those that are bent on seeing him fall for speaking the truth, it's bad, better pray that such evil plan don't befall you might not be able to withstand yours
He has already fallen. All you see now is a shadow of substance. Open your eyes.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Attends Apostle Suleman's Birthday Celebration,Poses With Him(pics) by mastermaestro(m): 1:37pm On Mar 26, 2017
ExInferis:
He'll make his sheep so drunk with laughter they won't feel the pain of handing over their money to him.

Family › Re: Is It Right To Say 'Thank Ma' To Your Mother-In-Law After Eating? by mastermaestro(m): 1:35pm On Mar 26, 2017
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UjSizzle:
Nigerians are capable of following tradition without understanding its purpose.

You were taught to thank your parents because they provided the meal-- money, cooking, serving etc.

You're in your house and the MIL is visiting. Why should you thank her for a food you provided for? She should be the one thanking you.

Please educate your wife a little. We shouldn't follow traditions blindly.
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Oliver Twist, welcome. Are you through, great interpreter of culture? Remove the spec in your eyes first, madam.

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