specialmati:
all i need is for tinubu to make 1 dollar 2000 naira before july next year.

Honestly that’s my prayer

As a Jos boy , I no see shishi

Start by asking yourself how many Nigerian languages apart from yours can you speak ?

I didn’t read your story , but I’ll advice you to break up with her 😏

Sacking left right and center , I thought they said this is the freest and fairest election

🤣🤣…. With the way we love to pray in this country , sure say we no go open federal government ministry of prayers, with budget and directors ,
Imagine a country that has police , army , navy , Air Force , civil defence , NIA , DIA , DSS , etc , still counting on prayers to secure the country , Shey na arch angel micheal go come secure the country Abi ? , countries like Hong Kong has no army , yet their country is safer than all African countries put together , keep praying for things God has given you the ability to do by yourself …

“God cannot do for man what man must do for themselves “

Earthquakes don enter Africa ? , nGod Abeg O !? ….. we lack what it takes to navigate such disasters ..

Naturel:
We are truly living in the end times

Things like this has always happened , even in the Bible , lot did it , one of David’s son slept with his sister ,
Any evil thing you can think Of today has happened before , the first man to kill his brother was Cain , the first man to use the pull out method was onan the don of judah , the first man to kill another man so he can sleep with his wife was David , imagine asking for another mans head as birthday gift , john the baptists head was served on a platter as a birthday gift , or have you forgotten that there was a time when people were sold to other people so they can be worked to death ?, and it’s acceptable then …
If you ask me I’d say wickedness is reducing today due to civilization , we have human rights , in the past a king can kill someone for fun but today you can’t ..

I hate to break it to you chief , I think your married to a lesbian 😏

.I could remember in secondary school , we were taught that air is made up of 79% nitrogen and 20% oxygen . Our chemistry teacher said if oxygen was more than nitrogen , then the world would literally be on fire , cos oxygen is required for combustion , so the nitrogen dilutes the combustible nature of oxygen …

It has been around for a long time , we call it “ key logger “,

Germi9:

Cos they welcome all kinds of vagabonds into their party

With their slogan “ if you join them , your sins are forgiven “

Parachoko:
Alex Otti was once a member of the APC

Ask yourself , why he didn’t make it in APC ?…

Germi9:

Was the former governor of Abia APC? look Party isn’t the problem, the individual is

True ……. But why does it seem like APC has the highest concentration of bad leaders ?..

simfrost90210:



Very preferable.....
At least, dem chop and loot money with small sense and a little conscience considering people

PDP was like “ we chop , the masses chop” , everybody goes home happy , but APC “ we chop , our families chop the masses share “

kunle4toyeyaho:
You mean they were democratically corrupt?

Yes , that’s why Nigerians had a corruptly good life then .

PDP may be corrupt , but they were more democratic , compared to APC

Sex is cheaper when you pay upfront .😏

I only go on there to chill and laugh by watching comedy videos .

West 101

chymes0359:


Which one is not secure

Android generally is not secure , wether Samsung or redmi ….do you know that google tracks all your activities across all apps ?…
Ask yourself , who owns android ?…🤔

Autobot05:


Use your brain before you talk

What 100k Naira will buy for you in Nigeria is more than what 1.4K Ghana cedis will buy in Ghana

chymes0359:


Hahahahaha

God know say I fit Use iPhones

when there is
1) Samsung
2) Redmi
3) Xiaomi
4)Motorola Moto edge
5) Google Pixel

iPhone is more secure ..

God know say I no fit use 170k buy transsion phones

Everybody in my family bears thesame surname , not just my immediate family , even extended , all my cousins including except the ladies that got married , and all males in my family have the same nickname , it’s the title of our ancestors ,
OP do whatever you want cos of the nature of your family , but as for me , our surname is so popular that if you come to my village and say your looking for the house of 📇…… they’ll bring you to our compound …..

seanfer:


I’m still trying to understand why they see others who don’t support their candidate as enemies. Imagine them so happy that fuel is expensive as if they too are not buying it.
I asked a colleague last week to give me 2 reasons why Obi is better than Tinubu. This guy can’t give a good reason rather than Tinubu is a drug baron and a thief. I ask him to tell me how good he is in human capital development and he went mute.

Come and ask me

I’ll use it to play sure 2 Odds

.na wa O!…. What’s all these comparisons na ?, I believe all tribes in Nigeria are equally good in their own way 🤷🏻‍♂️..

Some girls are like that , I remember one girl like that , I’ve had sex with her once , she introduced me to her sister , we had sex , she introduced me to all her friends , we had sex , all of them , and the girl na coded girl ….. I don’t know if she’s into runs sha …

As someone who sells building materials , it’s very possible ,

I think all the presidents policies are just speculative , especially floating of the currency .

Any prayer wey involve praying for Nigeria , my hand no Dey ..