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Politics / Re: 9 Oil Producing States & Their 13% Derivation & Debt Profile 2022 (Photo) by MasterShifu010(m): 5:25pm On Apr 03, 2023
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Can you mention your state let compare with Anambra in all ramifications

Am from anambra , Njikoka LGA , but I was born in the north ,
I was only paying the state a compliment , for a state that was created in 1991 , yet it compares to other states that was already recognized even during colonial era …

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Politics / Re: 9 Oil Producing States & Their 13% Derivation & Debt Profile 2022 (Photo) by MasterShifu010(m): 2:09pm On Apr 03, 2023
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O
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E this is drone video of Awka


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DVsNQOd_Wg

Honestly , anambra is not doing bad for a state that was created in 1991 …

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Family / Re: I Don't Like Celebrating Birthdays The Way Most People Do by MasterShifu010(m): 1:00pm On Apr 02, 2023
My own is that I hate birthdays , I see no reason why people celebrate it , it even annoys me more when people post pictures of peoples birthday on their status , I see it as a waste of data ,

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Romance / Re: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by MasterShifu010(m): 10:09am On Apr 02, 2023
Badhguy:
You can still have up to three kids, all (AS) if you go ahead. It is from the 4th child that comes out as (SS). You can confirm this by asking your doctor.

It’s unsafe to think like that , when AS couples mate , there’s a 25% chance that they would have as SS child , it’s possible they can have five kids and all would turn out AS and vice vasa , cos the gene of all the kids are not mutually exclusive ….

Try to look at this way , when tow AS couples marry ,let’s say the woman has 1000 eggs and out of it , 250 will automatically become AS eggs , you know how champions league draw is made , the picker would put his hands and spin the balls (egg) , and then pick one , what it reads is the result , the picker picks at random , same goes for the couples , they don’t know which egg or sperm will meet ,until the child is formed and born ,
That means every time AS couples get pregnant , there is a 1/4 chance that child would be SS.

Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Abandoning Their Careers For Marriage by MasterShifu010(m): 9:24am On Apr 02, 2023
Ngozi okonjo iweala is a perfect example , a career woman , and also a mother and a wife
Education / Re: Reactions As Student Flaunts His Lexus, Mocks Lecturer’s Car (video) by MasterShifu010(m): 9:22pm On Apr 01, 2023
See Mumu student , that lecturers V-Boot is what I drive , that’s a vintage care , very strong and powerful , aside from the electronic features of the students car , the engine in that v-boot is more powerful than that Japanese model …
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Not Credible — Davido by MasterShifu010(m): 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
helinues:
In Nigeria standard, this 2023 election was credible.

Were you people expecting 100% free, fair and credible election in Nigeria before?


By Nigerian standard you mean mediocrity Abi ?…… I refuse to conform to Nigerian standard …
Agriculture / Re: US Authorises Importation Of Oha Leaves From Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
Beremx:


The botanical name is hilarious. You go fear name na!
Anyway nice one from the US. Oha soup to the world!! 😁😁

The botanical name is not as hilarious as that of pigeon pea “ cajanus cajan
Crime / Re: Video Of Yahoo Boys Under Punishment For Failing To Catch Clients by MasterShifu010(m): 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Girls ke? Do girls do yahoo, na everything una go wan involve women. Women do runs but not yahoo.

Girls Dey do yahoo jor !!!….. just that them no plenty , especially smart girls wey Dey date yahoo boys , na their boyfriend Dey teach them ….

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Religion / Re: Politics In Churches: Father Mbaka Apologises On Behalf Of Nigerian Pastors by MasterShifu010(m): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2023
DOptical:
They turned the church altar to political campaign ground. All religions need to be banned sef.

Agreed ….make we just Dey worship God and Allah without any religious appellation …

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Politics / Re: FG Fines Channels TV N5 Million Over Interview With Datti Baba-ahmed by MasterShifu010(m): 10:45pm On Mar 31, 2023
This Nigeria wey I Dey see so , e go hard before e go better …

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Politics / Re: Latest States Debt Profile In Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2023
RemoveKebab:
that why they can't afford to lose world power. And are pushing china to invade Taiwan so they can finish them before they become too powerful in future.

In History when a potential power is rising the current super power will always feel threaten not to lose that throne to the rising power which always lead to war. They can only be one survival and the one who survives win.
Ever since the time of Rome vs Carthage.


Even if China invade Taiwan US won’t do anything , highest them go sanction them fire and brimstone just like they are doing to Russia , Abi you forget say China get nukes , if America do anyhow , it’s “MAD” ( mutual assured destruction )…… China know Wetin America know , that’s why they brokered peace between Saudi and Iran … Rufai called them the new global big boys
Romance / Re: Nigerian Female Military Personnels Are Hot (photos) by MasterShifu010(m): 8:21pm On Mar 31, 2023
I dislike female soldiers … if I remember Wetin lieutenant ireti use our eyes see for cssj , …hah!!!… man don see things …

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Politics / Re: Latest States Debt Profile In Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 7:36pm On Mar 31, 2023
RemoveKebab:
Raskimonojendor this an overkill
You don murder the rookie for his own thread in just 2 pages

U.S and top advanced countries has alot of debt but they are still the number one in infrastructure and economy.
Now compare them to countries that owes less

Anambra boy
Look in mirror and see how smart you are grin

For your info debt does not always translate to development , chinas economy is second in the world after the US , Germany is third , but compare chinas debt to that of the US , it’s not about debt , do you have the infrastructure that will generate the money to pay back ?…
FYI, even the US sef Dey owe China …

Politics / Re: Latest States Debt Profile In Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 7:31pm On Mar 31, 2023
RemoveKebab:
Raskimonojendor this an overkill
You don murder the rookie for his own thread in just 2 pages

U.S and top advanced countries has alot of debt but they are still the number one in infrastructure and economy.
Now compare them to countries that owes less

Anambra boy
Look in mirror and see how smart you are grin

Don’t even try to equate the US with those other countries . The US Dey play tiki taka ontop other countries head .

Did you notice the US debt is in dollars , while that of other countries is also in dollars , which means the US can just print dollar notes and pay off their debt , but other countries can’t …🤣🤣😎…

Thank God say China don settle Iran and Saudi Arabia quarrel , and one of the agreements is that the dollar would no longer be used in international trading but the Chinese yen instead , and these 2 countries ( Iran and Saudi Arabia ) are tipped to join the BRICS”
B- brasil
R- Russia
I- India
C- China
S- South Africa ….

These are really smart leaders forming a new economic map for themselves and their countries , if Saudi and Iran join , that’s more than half the population of the world that matter doing things together for the betterment of their people , but Nigeria own na to Dey hate on each other , steal from each other and denigrate one another , and yet we blame our leaders , Shey leadership is a reflection of its people …..
Nonsense people everywhere ,

Imagine us showing off road and some half baked buildings as development , …hah Africa my continent …🙆‍♂️😏
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Bans Illegal Agbero Taxes In Part Of Lagos, Following Protest by MasterShifu010(m): 10:58pm On Mar 30, 2023
All I can see is that Lagos has a poor transport system , unlike here in Jos , I don’t even know who the nurtw chairman is , though there are guys who collect levies on Keke and bus drivers , but it orderly and no harassment’s ..
Besides for jos we dey calm , but if you feel say you pass out power , crisis go sup , even our incumbent governor of apc collect woto woto , he lost his senate bid , failed to install his successor , …on Election Day he went to vote at his polling unit , he was greeting people , people no even do like say a whole governor dey around , e shock am

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Politics / Re: Benue: Fr. Alia Receives Certificate Of Return (photos) by MasterShifu010(m): 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2023
Abeg make that man remove the “father” title from his name mbok , priests don’t become politicians .
Politics / Re: Benue: Fr. Alia Receives Certificate Of Return (photos) by MasterShifu010(m): 3:05pm On Mar 29, 2023
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Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Flag-Off Third Oil Field In Northern Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 8:17pm On Mar 28, 2023
Raheeqilmaktoom:


Forget all the hype, read and research about the prospect of the oil industry, oil is staying for the next 2 to 3 decades and gas for much longer.


I know , but after 2-3 decades , what next ?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Senator Orji Uzor Kalu In Aso Villa (Pictures) by MasterShifu010(m): 7:38pm On Mar 28, 2023
Instead of Orji uzo Kalu to be SP , it rather go to south south or north ….
Politics / Re: Labour Party Changes Imo State Gubernatorial Form To ₦‎15 Million by MasterShifu010(m): 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
The comments dey give me joy!! Aswear 🤣🤣🤣… see as everybody Dey mind their choice of words , nobody wan receive the sadistic edge of Nairalands ban , make una talk anyhow , make una see na !!!….😋😋

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Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Flag-Off Third Oil Field In Northern Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 11:54am On Mar 28, 2023
Ex0rrcist:

Every state has this which is the people, Sweden, Switzerland, Netherland has little to no oil and are doing very well. We need thinkers, intellectual ones as leaders to make anything out of whatever mineral resources we have.

Going by our leaders , the way they talk , do you think they are capable of employing thinkers ?… do you think the way Nigeria is today , do you think Nigeria can avail itself to benefit from a thinking person ?.. every Nigerian is corrupt to the core .
Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Flag-Off Third Oil Field In Northern Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 10:16am On Mar 28, 2023
Kobonaire4:


1.I understood you clearly. Every state means that at the end, Nigerian oil production overall shoots up to more than say 5m barrels of crude per day...which from a global perspective means more oil, which depresses the price.

2.Qatar has a population of about 1.4 million people and produces 1.1 m barrels of crude a day, mostly offshore....that is about 1 crude oil barrel revenue going to one Qatari if the revenue was shared like that. Compare that with our over 150 million people, and 1.8m barrels per day.(150 or more people share the revenue of one barrel in Nigeria)

Wow , your analyses are very apt and remotely accurate , but I believe there are undertakers , i think there are narratives being pushed by western countries to lower the price of oil globally through sentimental demand , I think global warming is one of them , like a case of giving a dog a bad name to hang it , saying fumes from exhaust pipes depletes the ozone layer , this narratives can make oil investors to pull out their investments …
Am not trying to downplay the effects of global warming , but why do they still have huge oil reserves despite preaching against it .
Romance / Re: The Most Attractive You Like About A Woman Or A Man In Relationship by MasterShifu010(m): 10:10am On Mar 28, 2023
Fahvvy:


You must really have a very low opinion about women if you think that those qualities are "deity like" qualities undecided...

On the contrary , I do not set any specific expectation from women ,
For me , it’s all about how I perceive the woman , I feel differently about different women , I settle for who gives me the best feeling , and I always bear in mind that she’ll Bleep up one day , so when it happens , I’ll be mentally prepared .
Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Flag-Off Third Oil Field In Northern Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 9:27am On Mar 28, 2023
Kobonaire4:


Oil prices will crash if that happens. (infact ironically it pays us oil producers to have limited number of oil production sites...it increases the price. That's why the Ukraine war led to increase in oil prices...Russian oil production got hit.).

Better if each and every state uses its available raw materials to produce industrial goods for export.

I meant every state n Nigeria , not every country , at least the prices will be low for Nigerians , but expensive when we export , petrol is almost free in Qatar ,
Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Flag-Off Third Oil Field In Northern Nigeria by MasterShifu010(m): 8:57am On Mar 28, 2023
I wish every state in Nigeria can have their own oil field

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Romance / Re: The Most Attractive You Like About A Woman Or A Man In Relationship by MasterShifu010(m): 8:36pm On Mar 27, 2023
Fahvvy:
Her ability to cook super great meals...
Be good with kids...
Be a virgin...
An amazing home keeper...
God fearing and supportive...
Loyal and respectful...
Super submissive and ofcourse...
Be super smart and industrious...
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All these from one woman ?🤣🤣… you are asking for a deity ….

Only the gods and the dead can be perfect with impunity ….
-Greek proverb -
Politics / Re: Pandora Papers: Lawflex Writes CCB, Demands Prosecution Of Peter Obi by MasterShifu010(m): 5:02pm On Mar 27, 2023
As an obidient , I expect Peter Obi to present himself to the CCB , if he’s found guilty , let him face the law , if not , we move !!!!….. I no Dey support bad thing , let it no be as if we are supporting what we are fighting against ..

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Politics / Re: Over 18,000 Persons Sign Petition To Ban ‘MC Oluomo’ From The US by MasterShifu010(m): 1:25pm On Mar 27, 2023
.all these senseless petitions that amounts to nothing ……
Sha people would do a lot of things if they feel suppressed

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Politics / Re: Keep Your Dirty Nose Out Of Nigeria’s Affairs, Fani-kayode Attacks British Envoy by MasterShifu010(m): 7:41am On Mar 27, 2023
I refuse to believe ffk said all these ….
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Planets to Line Up In The Sky In Rare Space Showcase ( Pics) by MasterShifu010(m): 9:54pm On Mar 26, 2023
I think the technical term for that is “syzygy”
Romance / Shey Una Dey See Africa by MasterShifu010(m): 5:16pm On Mar 24, 2023
Shey if we complain dey call us wailing wailers , in Europe , if a match is scheduled for 5pm , the kick off whistle is blown at exactly 5pm, but look at Nigeria , 5pm match match never start by 5:03pm ……

Don’t even get me started on the stadium , pitch be potato farm …..

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