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Celebrities / Re: "This Your Daughter Must Die" - Seyi Law Shares Death Threats Sent To His Wife by MasterShifu010(m): 6:07pm On May 04, 2023
As an obidient , I must condemn this , no matter how we argue , make nobody die Abeg , e never reach like that , I don’t even wish tinubu death , I can wish someone I hate to lose their job , cos you can get another job , but if you lose your life , you can’t get another one , so Abeg let’s all live Biko
Sports / Re: Erling Haaland Breaks Premier League Record For Most Goals In A Season by MasterShifu010(m): 3:19pm On May 04, 2023
Premier league defenders these days are like vegetables , if you watch Epl today , you’ll see defender committing the same kind of mistakes day-in , day-out , the world will never have defenders like , vidic , Ferdinand , keane , john terry, sol Campbell …. Tough dudes ….. my all time best will always be Ramos …

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Celebrities / Re: Ckay Acquires New House In Lagos, Shares Photo Of House He Lived In Years Ago by MasterShifu010(m): 3:02pm On May 04, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
All these boys doing other shady things and disguising as musicians or comedians ehn, their secrets will be exposed soon. Who even know this one and he's already buying house

You don’t know CK ?…..
Computers / Re: Google To Phase Out Passwords, Roll Out Fingerprint, Face Scan, Others by MasterShifu010(m): 2:57pm On May 04, 2023
Abeg make them start am today , for my front one yahoo boy hack like 30 people gmail …..
Romance / Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MasterShifu010(m): 7:36pm On May 03, 2023
If marriage was renewed after a certain number of years like drivers license or international passport , many people will not renew …

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Shooting At Serbian School, 9 Dead, 7 Injured.14-year-old Shooter Arrested by MasterShifu010(m): 7:30pm On May 03, 2023
Serbia being one of the poorest countries in Europe see how clean everywhere looks
Politics / Re: 'Temper Justice With Mercy': House Of Reps Write UK Govt Over The Ekweremadus by MasterShifu010(m): 4:34pm On May 02, 2023
It’s a shame coming from the house reps , tamper justice with mercy over organ trafficking , but yahoo boys are being sent to jail for scamming , for what it’s worth better to scam someone of their money than to harvest their organs

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Politics / Re: Blasphemy: Imam Insults Christian's Jesus by MasterShifu010(m): 7:02am On Apr 30, 2023
Toluwanise247:
He entitled to his opinion but God will reward him according to he mind

Is that all you have to say , knowing fully well what would have happened if this was said by a pastor to Muslims
Family / Re: Census: My First Census Experience As A Single Living Alone. Hows It Going To Be by MasterShifu010(m): 6:52pm On Apr 29, 2023
I Dey boarding house that time

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Politics / Re: presidency: I Don’t Owe Anybody Allegiance – Osinbajo speaks On Betraying Tinubu by MasterShifu010(m): 12:52am On Apr 29, 2023
etrouble:



48 Laws of Power
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Law 1: Never Outshine your Master.

Oga that is Robert Greene’s opinion
Romance / Re: Guy's Reply That Got The Internet Talking (screenshot) by MasterShifu010(m): 2:49pm On Apr 28, 2023
Saw it on twitter yesterday , even ladies Dey commend the guy .

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Politics / Re: Apc Supporter Cries Out As Abike Dabiri Blocks Him Without Doing Anything by MasterShifu010(m): 12:13pm On Apr 28, 2023
Abeg
Romance / Re: If $ex Can Generate Electricity�� Which stateWould Have Stable Light? by MasterShifu010(m): 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2023
Every state dey Bleep accordingly , but empirically , looking at it from statistics , the north would have it , look at their population alone , look at the three K’s , how do y’all think this population came about , only one man had 30 children , do you know how many times that man had had sex to get those number of children ? , which region in Nigeria has the biggest market for sexual enhancing drugs ( burantashi ) , guy na for kaduna I see say these guys Dey put man power inside pepper wey dem Dey use chop suya , these guys Dey put man power inside their tea ….
I rest my case

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Business / Re: Countries Worldwide Dump U.S Dollars, Embrace Russia & China Currencies (Photo) by MasterShifu010(m): 7:42am On Apr 27, 2023
And this is what Gadafi was killed for

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Romance / Re: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by MasterShifu010(m): 5:56pm On Apr 26, 2023
Tukor1759:
advertising your products here, without paying is highly prohibited

What am I supposed to be advertising
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu And Shettima Move To Defence House by MasterShifu010(m): 4:15pm On Apr 26, 2023
How many times dey go move to this house

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Politics / Re: May 29 Committee: Tinubu Inherited Igbo Hatred From Buhari – Ohanaeze by MasterShifu010(m): 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2023
As a proud igbo man , I must say this statement by ohanaeze is completely childish and unnecessary …. How would he expect igbos to be part of that committee , Abi na obidient igbos him want make dem put for the committee ?… he should be directing his statement to those igbos who are still supporting and working for APC , not tinubu , unless he personally worked for tinubu maybe that’s why he’s bitter ……pls this man is not speaking for the igbos please

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Politics / Re: ‘Pay Our Salaries Before You Leave Office’, Cross River Sweepers Tell Ayade by MasterShifu010(m): 10:43am On Apr 26, 2023
Nigeriaaa1960:
hard for me to believe all this stories mehn.... how can one be owe 5months or 4months salary ?! I can't even be owed 1 and half month salary before I press the Button

I swear salary earners are really trying , what pains me more is that , no matter how hard you work , your salary won’t increase just your bosses profit ..

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Romance / Re: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by MasterShifu010(m): 8:40am On Apr 25, 2023
Divay22:

Oshe grin grin
Woman maker grin

GREETINGS

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Romance / Re: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by MasterShifu010(m): 8:37am On Apr 25, 2023
realestate99:

Mastershifu, all your kungfu training na bed u dey use am....well done.
No worry , I get plenty talents like Neal carffrey
Romance / Re: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by MasterShifu010(m): 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2023
Blupen969:
you do her wetin no good be that, you should be kidnapped sir

Kidnapped ?…. Why na 🤣🤣😎
Romance / Re: The Girl I Spent Money On Dumped Me Like Trash,I’ll Never Fall In Love Again by MasterShifu010(m): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2023
Better for you , I told one girl that there’s nothing like love , she said am heartless
Romance / Re: Share Experience About An Emotional Moment With Your Ex by MasterShifu010(m): 6:48pm On Apr 24, 2023
My own wasn’t an ex , Twas a babe I wanted to just bang and move on , I banged her so hard , while I was banging her body began to shake , she held my head close to hers , and my ear close to her mouth , she whispered the words “ I love you , I love you , I love you “ , while her body shook , she kept saying this for like 60 seconds , … after that day , I ghosted her , saw her 6 months later , she begged me to Bleep , she told me that whenever she’s alone at home , her mind would just flash to that day I nacked her , she said she always thought about that day , she said I truly made her feel like a woman that day …

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Romance / Re: What Are Signs That You Have Been Friendzone? by MasterShifu010(m): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2023
Banbulu:


I beg deliver the comrade grin

This worked for me …
Friendzone her back …. Trash talk around her , don’t insult her , just talk about your sexual escapades with other girls with her , tell her how you made one girl stumble while trying to walk after drilling her .
You know girls want guys other girls want , so let her see you roll with girls hotter than her , if you have to lie , lie , but always tell lies that are close to the truth .. pay her reverse compliments ….. example , tell say something like this , “ babe this your nyash come small today O! , last week wey I see am it was bigger than this , Wetin Dey happen ….
Be bold ,

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Romance / Re: What Are Signs That You Have Been Friendzone? by MasterShifu010(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
I’ve figured out how to leave the friend zone , quote me for more
Politics / Re: Countries & Their Flags by MasterShifu010(m): 8:09am On Apr 23, 2023
Passionnfruit:
Moscow

Moscow na country ?
Romance / Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful In Nigeria? by MasterShifu010(m): 7:47pm On Apr 22, 2023
Una do see plateau girls ?….. very beautiful and feminine
Romance / Re: How To Unfukc My Life (pics) by MasterShifu010(m): 7:17pm On Apr 22, 2023
MrWhite , I see lots of religious advice being dished out by commenters , trust me , those advices would be difficult to execute …see let me tell you , masturbation is not the reason why your not moving forward , it’s the other way around , your masturbating because your not moving forward , cos am sure you feel happy while you jerk off , at least it gives you a temporary feeling of ecstasy , Abi you wan tell me say if your making 40k daily you go still dey jerk off ?, you go look for better banny wey go give you better Mouth Action , just try and turn things around by finding a good source of income , you sef go shock say you no fit remember the last time you masturbated
Politics / Re: South-East Has Highest Number Of Poor People Per Square Miles - StatiSense by MasterShifu010(m): 9:00pm On Apr 21, 2023
See as tribalism Dey happy , only kaduna state big pass the whole southeast almost twice ,
Politics / Re: Obidients React As Twitter Removes Blue Tick From Peter Obi’s Twitter Handle by MasterShifu010(m): 8:45am On Apr 21, 2023
They even removed beyonces own
Romance / Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by MasterShifu010(m): 7:36am On Apr 21, 2023
plenitude:

Omon where did you get this from??
That’s what they tell this terrorists that make dem become suicide bombers
Romance / Re: What’s The Biggest Lie Someone Ever Told You by MasterShifu010(m): 8:12pm On Apr 20, 2023
Vinnie2000:


She told me 'NO SEX IN THE RELATIONSHIP'. But got pregnant for a Guy.

When i asked how come, She said she went to Swim in a Hotel and two Teenagers were Fcvking in the Swimming pool.

That the Guy Ejaculated and his Sperms Somehow SWAM All the Way to her VJ.

And She TOOK IN. embarassed

Lie wey people dey lie responsibly , e reach your turn , you close market

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