₦airaland Forum

So in the midst of this pandemic, APC government has allowed large gathering in the name of electioneering campaign.

Cant people just see that these guys are just after their welfare and whatever concerns them.

Please has social distancing been removed as a guideline on covid 19 compliance?

A dog is working as sales rep in Tokyo, while a cat is retiring from UK foreign office after four years of service.

This news remains incomplete till you people will bring an update on where goat is offering his own services.

You have been tormenting that poor lady with moans. May God forgive you.

By their fruits. Grabbing power by all means possible without any concrete plan of adding value to the lives of the people they govern.

Who has that material that went off in Beirut. I want to demolish my structure and start a fresh one.

Beremx:
Craze get levels I swear

No be lie

Demonstration of kraze

End time appointment

Shehu Sani please ask them if this is the diversification they've been talking about.

This country matter sef. Didn't they do and say worst during Jonathan's government? Please this is no longer democracy.

They should just buy padlocks and distribute to all the citizens as hate speech palliatives. :

Heistman:
Years back a friend of mine took off his pant after he don jonze finish...we were too embarrassed to go carry am..we waited till the bouncer threw him into the street,so we went to block him and took him home before he entered market

lolz. No man can undo what shayo will cause.

Serious matter. Osho baba has people in the governor team working undercover for him. Imagine this level of forgetfulness and confusion.

Rude modafucka.

ba7man:
It will take more than roads and flyovers to attract people and investments.

People no day count bridge again for Nigeria, that was in the 70's.

make una take am easy oooo

No time to shalaye bro. You can do it on a placard format.

But why is he on the run? Who knows, maybe he studied pucci engineering.

All what am seeing here is what a single person can conveniently set up. Not to talk of a state like Akwa Ibom that is collecting billions of naira as allocation every month. Akwa Ibom should be talking about setting up mega gas plant, seaports, utilizing her long coastal line through tourism, building refinery to refine part of the two million of barrels of crude oil produced from the state on a daily basis.

Please, Akwa Ibom State is bigger than all these face me i face you factories am seeing up there. Stop promoting mediocrity.

24SEVEN:
Akwa Ibom will not build refinery but toothpick plant.

Louder. Local man is tired of the whole best performing propaganda without anything concrete to show for.

Amaechidone:
I want to introduce you all to PASTOR Aduku the admin of a well payed platform Called UNION TRADE INVESTMENT

You've come again. He want start from where Lendi stop?

The third picture is an eyesore. Cant they just take their time and do things properly?

inforesource:
Myopic set of leaders. They should go and learn how to set up modern factory. Just look at the structure.

As in ehh. I dey shame on their behalf.

Just look at what they are showing to the whole world.

kestolove95:
yes sex is great ND very swt most especially b4 we go to work wen u HV sex it makes u feel like d company CEO

Chai

[quote author=satelliteDISH post=92209395]Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*





That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight"




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...






*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.




*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear
If u know u know



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last!




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh





public and private sector. ogbeni abeg who be their stock market regulator?

This is razzzzzzz. the same position APC have been using on Nigerians since 2015.

This corntree sef. Imagine wetin excite some people.

I thought they removed history from school curriculum. Why is the op bothering us a bridge that cannot add value to use right now. Lord lugard kee you there

jerseyboy:
Rickety bridge for rickety nation.

no be lie

zoghys:
Chop chop naw. I dey laff when I see the already prepared meal for those adorable creature. Time my dear will tell if they decide to take their meal as lunch or dinner. Time my dear, time.

Lol. . You're a prophet

Just like some children that use their parents for money ritual after all the care they receive. I just hope it won't end in RIP brave heart

Righteousness89:


Irrespective of the Pains and anger, it's not Right to Call our President Useless.
Let's Accord Respect to that Seat!

The guy is right bro. Nigga ain't worth shit.

Fheelzz:
Will this reduce the level of insecurities of those places

Well, I will say yes if you want it to stop. Na Buratai talk am ooo

Now, I know it is finished.