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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Inserted Non-radioactive Isotope Watermark In The Polling Cards by matrix199(m): 6:18am On Nov 07, 2020
I guess he gave you the job of inserting the isotope in the voter's cards, shey?!
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves Marriage Over Husband’s Refusal To Get A Job by matrix199(m): 6:13am On Nov 07, 2020
How then has he been catering for his family?!





The dissolution is rightful.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michigan County Flips Back To Trump, Following Repair Of Voting Software Glitch by matrix199(m): 6:09am On Nov 07, 2020
There's something about 'America' that depicts entertainment. Even her election is as entertaining as her movies.
InvestmentRe: P by matrix199(m): 4:21pm On Nov 06, 2020
Even a donkey won't fall for this silly scam.




Pele! Take heart. Just see it as payment for a hard lesson learnt/taught.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Abducted Sadiq And Extinguished The Life Of His Pregnant Wife In The by matrix199(m): 3:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
The monsters they made.
LiteratureRe: Angry youths lynch truck driver and conductor for crushing five school children by matrix199(m): 2:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
Very sad.




But then, two wrongs don't make a right.



RIP to the departed!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Broken Head Special Effects Makeup by matrix199(m): 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2020
Now I know those using my 'ketchup'
PetsRe: African Rat Wins A Gold Medal For His Services In Cambodia by matrix199(m): 5:56pm On Sep 25, 2020
That rat is more intelligent than that dullard in the meme above lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Boy Hawking Garden Eggs Dies After Falling Into Gutter During Rainfall In Aba(pi by matrix199(m):
Realismailakabir:
May The Almighty Allah have mercy on him and save us from poverty
The boy wronged no one to need mercy from Allah. Those directly and indirectly responsible for his death, like his parents who sent him out to hawk, need the mercy the more, not the boy.






RIP little one.
EducationRe: 56-Year-Old Ghana Woman Celebrates Her Graduation From Junior Secondary School by matrix199(m): 5:07am On Sep 24, 2020
Like they say,.... 'It's better LATE than never'
BusinessRe: See How Much The Nigerian Naira Has Been Destroyed! (photo) by matrix199(m): 4:34pm On Sep 23, 2020
Eiye o ke bi eiye mo.





Birds don't cry like birds again.





The Nigeria of our dream is lying in the past.
Christianity EtcRe: Please Come In And Help Me, It's Pretty Urgent! by matrix199(m): 4:39am On Sep 23, 2020
........'I even killed my only son and only child to prove to them that I exist and that I love them, but all these amounted to nothing'.


Even God would be highly disappointed with this poem.

This is not for mature minds. It is for low IQ minds.
RomanceRe: Lady Holds Aboki Man On His Shirt As She Begs For Sex On The Highway (video) by matrix199(m): 6:29pm On Sep 18, 2020
Very pathetic! All in the name to get a content for some crazy blog.




And who was the dimwit that videoed it if not the same nitwit lady? Her left arm is nowhere to be seen.
FamilyRe: Man Marries His Own Mother-in-law After Divorcing His Wife Of Eight Years by matrix199(m):
And what is so disgusting in marrying your mother-in-law, after divorcing your wife, if the feelings is mutual?




We don't have to be hypocritical judgmental. If we don't find marrying two or more wives here in Africa disgusting, then we shouldn't find this disgusting as well.
CareerRe: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(op): 7:43pm On Sep 17, 2020
sbaks:
matrix199
7+4x5 = 11 x 5 = 55
I can see you weren't taught BODMAS in school.

7 + (4 x 5) = 7 + 20 = 27.
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Benin Speaks On Edo Guber Poll, Tells People Who To Vote For by matrix199(m): 7:40pm On Sep 17, 2020
PDP is set to win. APC is set to rig.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Mock Minister For Using Jet In Aerial Assessment Of Kainji Dam Flood by matrix199(m): 7:22pm On Sep 17, 2020
Everything about this APC fellows is dumb.


To have an aerial view of a dam, the minister had to fly a jet.




Pathetic!
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wins Legal Battle To Trademark His Logo by matrix199(m): 7:16pm On Sep 17, 2020
How does 'Massi' sound like 'Messi'? When has 'aah' started to sound like 'eeh'?
CareerRe: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by matrix199(m): 7:04pm On Sep 17, 2020
First salary was N10,000. But that was when N10,000 could buy you three(3) bags of Caprice rice, plus 4litres of vegetable oil.




Now, Nigeria don fail finish!
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill 1, Abduct Ex-US Soldier, Another In Ekiti by matrix199(m): 6:25pm On Sep 15, 2020
What the heck is going on in this country? This is no longer funny. Even Rwanda with a history of genocide is safer than Nigeria. No one is safe anymore in this country.

If these are not attributes of a failed nation, I wonder what is?!
HealthRe: Is Watching Cartoons As An Adult Normal Or A Medical Condition? by matrix199(m): 12:55am On Sep 12, 2020
Forever young, you want to be forever young..........singing.




You're perfectly fine.





I'd rather watch cartoons than movies where the 'actor' uses bow and arrow to kill 100 gun-armed men in 10 minutes.
PetsRe: Bird: How Can I Save This Flying Creature? by matrix199(m): 1:55pm On Sep 11, 2020
That's a 'Weaver nestling'. Those birds that weave their nests suspending on tree branches, that's their young one.



You can wean the nestling with insects(termites), when it's old enough to fly, set it free.
EducationRe: Eng Test2 by matrix199(m): 11:20pm On Sep 01, 2020
It's high time Jack 'did' his work.


Option C
EducationRe: What Is D Right Option? Eng Test 1 by matrix199(m): 8:20pm On Aug 31, 2020
The tense of the verb in the first clause 'Ben said' was in past form, the tense of the subordinate clause would be past form.


The right answer is C, 'would come'
PoliticsRe: ‘MEGA’: APC Accuses Obaseki Of Plagiarising Trump’s Campaign Slogan by matrix199(m): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2020
The same ediots who copied 'The Next Level' logo . Hypocrisy to the highest level huh
RomanceRe: Photos Of A 7-year-old Boy Who Was Gruesomely Beaten By His Stepfather by matrix199(m): 6:43am On Aug 03, 2020
stepfather from hell
TravelRe: [video]: Nasa Astronauts Safely Drop Into Sea After Pioneering Spacex Mission by matrix199(m): 8:45pm On Aug 02, 2020
Adrian9:
Wetin them bring come?
I'm guessing, 'Corona virus vaccine' undecided
CrimeRe: Edo Kidnapper: I Got N100,000 From Ransom Paid For My Boss’ Release by matrix199(m): 3:28am On Aug 01, 2020
Serve him justice
EducationRe: 10 Best Secondary Schools In Nigeria For 2020 by matrix199(m): 9:33pm On Jul 31, 2020
Nice
PhonesRe: Are Fairly Used Systems Better Than New Ones by matrix199(m):
I was at a tech market to buy accessories. I saw these tech guys working on faulty phones, joining wires from one chip on the board to another, trying to revive the phones. Immediately they revived some phones, they changed the phones' cases, and gave them new look, ready to be sold as 'UK used' or clean Nigerian used phones. That day, I swore never to buy anything used, whether it is Heaven used or Jerusalem used.




Whatever you want to buy, buy it new!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos: Many Burnt Alive In Ghastly Motor Accident In Kogi by matrix199(m): 6:48pm On Jul 31, 2020
What's with Kogi state and mishaps every time?!
Science/TechnologyRe: Many Animals Are Way Bigger Than We Think (Photos) by matrix199(m): 6:44pm On Jul 31, 2020
jacoik:
but on a more serious note. what can be the food for such animal because I know if it eat the whole fishes in the water it can't still full
Blue whales feed on krills(tiny crustaceans). In a day, a blue whale consumes about 40million krills a day(4 tons)

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