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I guess he gave you the job of inserting the isotope in the voter's cards, shey?! |
How then has he been catering for his family?! The dissolution is rightful. |
There's something about 'America' that depicts entertainment. Even her election is as entertaining as her movies. |
Even a donkey won't fall for this silly scam. Pele! Take heart. Just see it as payment for a hard lesson learnt/taught. |
The monsters they made. |
Very sad. But then, two wrongs don't make a right. RIP to the departed! |
Now I know those using my 'ketchup' |
That rat is more intelligent than that dullard in the meme above ![]() |
Realismailakabir:The boy wronged no one to need mercy from Allah. Those directly and indirectly responsible for his death, like his parents who sent him out to hawk, need the mercy the more, not the boy. RIP little one. |
Like they say,.... 'It's better LATE than never' |
Eiye o ke bi eiye mo. Birds don't cry like birds again. The Nigeria of our dream is lying in the past. |
........'I even killed my only son and only child to prove to them that I exist and that I love them, but all these amounted to nothing'. Even God would be highly disappointed with this poem. This is not for mature minds. It is for low IQ minds. |
Very pathetic! All in the name to get a content for some crazy blog. And who was the dimwit that videoed it if not the same nitwit lady? Her left arm is nowhere to be seen. |
And what is so disgusting in marrying your mother-in-law, after divorcing your wife, if the feelings is mutual? We don't have to be hypocritical judgmental. If we don't find marrying two or more wives here in Africa disgusting, then we shouldn't find this disgusting as well. |
sbaks:I can see you weren't taught BODMAS in school. 7 + (4 x 5) = 7 + 20 = 27. |
PDP is set to win. APC is set to rig. |
Everything about this APC fellows is dumb. To have an aerial view of a dam, the minister had to fly a jet. Pathetic! |
How does 'Massi' sound like 'Messi'? When has 'aah' started to sound like 'eeh'? |
First salary was N10,000. But that was when N10,000 could buy you three(3) bags of Caprice rice, plus 4litres of vegetable oil. Now, Nigeria don fail finish! |
What the heck is going on in this country? This is no longer funny. Even Rwanda with a history of genocide is safer than Nigeria. No one is safe anymore in this country. If these are not attributes of a failed nation, I wonder what is?! |
Forever young, you want to be forever young..........singing. You're perfectly fine. I'd rather watch cartoons than movies where the 'actor' uses bow and arrow to kill 100 gun-armed men in 10 minutes. |
That's a 'Weaver nestling'. Those birds that weave their nests suspending on tree branches, that's their young one. You can wean the nestling with insects(termites), when it's old enough to fly, set it free. |
It's high time Jack 'did' his work. Option C |
The tense of the verb in the first clause 'Ben said' was in past form, the tense of the subordinate clause would be past form. The right answer is C, 'would come' |
The same ediots who copied 'The Next Level' logo . Hypocrisy to the highest level ![]() |
stepfather from hell |
Adrian9:I'm guessing, 'Corona virus vaccine' ![]() |
Serve him justice |
Nice |
I was at a tech market to buy accessories. I saw these tech guys working on faulty phones, joining wires from one chip on the board to another, trying to revive the phones. Immediately they revived some phones, they changed the phones' cases, and gave them new look, ready to be sold as 'UK used' or clean Nigerian used phones. That day, I swore never to buy anything used, whether it is Heaven used or Jerusalem used. Whatever you want to buy, buy it new! |
What's with Kogi state and mishaps every time?! |
jacoik:Blue whales feed on krills(tiny crustaceans). In a day, a blue whale consumes about 40million krills a day(4 tons) |
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