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Useless fellows.

The best caption should be, '20 photos that show animals that are bigger than THEY SHOULD '



But then, did you know that the weight of a fully grown blue whale is equivalent to the combined weights of 20 fully grown African elephants.

'Nature akhbar' indeed!!

Later now they'll release them as 'repentant Fulani herdsboys'

Japheth17:
I would gladly accept the nob offer sir. Unemployment, idleness and poverty has dealt with me. I would appreciate if you consider me

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If you're resident in Abuja, Dm me.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am sorry, I won't clear anything. Let her see them.

To your answer, no, I am not satisfied, because after the Rapture, you can't ask God for forgiveness.

Happy Sunday.

Happy Sunday too. Well, your profile says it all. You create controversies for a living.

Everyone is entitled to his belief. Whatever rocks his boat.

Wait a minute, is the N35000 for both a laptop and a stand? Or just for a stand?

Haba it's damn too expensive. Plus you don't have spice up your advert with some crazy health lies.

Perhaps what you intended to say was 'why God doesn't grant your request'.

Well whichever. Like my own great book would say, 'The only time Nature/God answers your prayers or requests is when you answer them first'.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You may be the husband I have been waiting for, who knows? This thread may have just been the divine connection. Don't fight it.

Now, answer me.

Please eh, you would have to clear this particular quote/message. My wife is fond of going through my posts, my mentions and all. If she saw this, all hell would be let loose, she would stop adding meat to my soup. Abeg for my sake you hear?

Ok let me answer ya qwension*, let me imagine i was gullible enough to believe this tale, I would willingly accept the mark and later ask God to forgive me. Satisfied?

Oya clear your previous quote biko.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. I am not idle, you unbeliever. It is midnight already, so I am retiring from my hard day's labour.

You haven't answered my question anyways.

I work in the Church. I think that's enough.

Can I offer you a seasoned husband? Obviously you're not getting the benefits of love.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. Thanks.

Don't evade the question, though. The truth is that, "Jesus is coming back". Don't be caught dead without Jesus Christ.

Can I offer you a job? It seems idleness stimulates askewed reasoning.

A good definition of someone with a low I.Q

isaacoco1:
it is good for the gander, when the goose is good sir... nevertheless, we can always talk sir

It would have been nice if you openly gave the price of each commodity. Why not give the price of each commodity here?

kingvick09:
dont get？

I thought you were trying to turn his terms and conditions you know, like delivery before payment. Nevermind though

It's time the people of Southern Kaduna took their security into their own hands.

kingvick09:
can you be supplying me on credit,then i will pay after selling

A case of what's good for the goose is good for the gander, shey?!

But Edo and Ondo elections can go on shey?

Though i'm not a fan of the show, but i think Lai Mohammed is being primitive asking for the shut down of the reality tv show
Well it's obvious, many members of the APC are senseless.

This Covid-19 is something else.

It's simple. The richest man 'in Africa' is Dangote. But the richest 'African man' is Elon Musk, because by birth, he's African.

Severe malaria fever.

It seems no one is safe again in this country

Government go Village go dash people wey no dey pay tax 30k palliative money, bt ignore tax payers for city wey covid 19 affect their work/biznes. But later, dem go send their tax collectors to go collect tax for biznes owners for city
com ignore the village people dem

This country is bizzare!

Yxxx:
Why would you use a sea on your first attempt?

Well, i didn't intend learning in a beach. I was invited to the beach by three Eves. These Eves lured me to swim with them in the shallow part of the water(just by the shore). The sight of their body in bikini was irresistible. That was how the seagulls tempted the ostrich to swim in the sea

That's like saying Eve shouldn't have lured Adam to eating the apple. They were sugar mummies

I was younger then though. I'll eventually devote time to learn how to swim in a shallow pool though.

2006 was the worst day of my life. I almost drowned in Takwa Bay beach. I was lured to the water to learn how to swim. At first i was afloat in the water, next thing a wave flowed in and swept me into deeper water. I was built then, using my strength and all to fight my way to stay afloat was futile. I sank deep and could see flashes of summary of life. It was all over for me. But then, i felt a hand reach out to me(life guard). He pulled me up. I came back to life, swam to shore, had drunk so much water in my stomach and lungs, i couldn't breathe. I had to run from that part of the beach to a far distance just to expel the water in my lungs. I kept running like death was chasing me.

Well, ever since, i have been aquaphobic. I learnt a lesson that day.

Even the North knows he's better than Buhari.

90% of gamblers suffer 'compulsive gambling disorder'. They don't technically gamble for money gain, but for the ecstatic feeling they derive when they gamble and win from a burst of adrenaline after winning.

Gambling is a scourge. Its addition is so powerful that if bros J accidentally appears in a bet shop, he might forget what he came down from heaven to do and get hooked to it.

The best therapy is to never go into a bet shop nor use any internet enabled phone, til the part of the brain marred with gambling addition heals.

blessingnenye:
what does it mean when a male friend you ain't dating ask you if you are ready for marriage?

It depends on the circumstances. If the friend is a clown, then you know it's a joke. If he's single and quite focussed, then it's likely he either wants to know if you're gearing and anticipating marriage, or if you're ready to accept a marriage proposal(surprisingly from him).

Well, all these are assumptions. If you truly want to know what it means, go back and ask him what it means or why he asked.

Hmm

hallarmy:
I know you are all hating on Yahoo boys now like hell.... neither am I encouraging it.....but did you try to get a little knowledge about the biggest ever sin committed by mankind to mankind in the name of color difference/supremacy.....

It is called slave trade.......Not only did the whites trample on our forefather's fundamental human rights....they also put them through severe and inhumane pains just to feel superior.........

Fast forward to this day.....racism is the order of the day.... they still see the blacks as competitors/privileged slave...and here comes my fellow blacks... cursing and hating on their brothers in the name of the whites.....who are more or less of a partial enemy.....if you are not in position to change the world order.....then relax and watch life unfold for both the whites and black race......

Points of order:
1. Two wrongs don't make a right
2. The whites didn't slave on blacks only, but also on some whites.

Next!

Hmm

Theirs is a lot better than what we experience here in Nigeria where some pathetic fathers incest and impregnate their biological daughter. Since the couple is cool about the event(s), who da heck are we to judge them?!
Modified: For those children who quoted me and misconstrued my point, well like they, 'e nu agba ni orogbo dun'. If my take hurts you, then it's the truth. 'Theirs(Will & Jada) is better since they are open about their relationship than yours, you hypocritical kids who judged them, plus the ones who quoted me, whose fathers' and mothers might be doing worse in the closet than this.