₦airaland Forum

Uncle93:
Matrix don bash me .. nairaland no dey disappoint

You call a witty advice to touch the lives of the less privileged a bash?

Uncle93:
So most thread ends up in fights and argument / bashing on nairaland.. guess that what keeps it alive. Create a thread with no negative comment that will last 2hrs and ill send you 10k right away.. Quote me on this

Even this thread will receive bashing

If your brain is truly twice that of an average person, why not pay a visit to the less privileged home and touch their lives with the 10k.

The feeling you get from the 'Thank you' of the less privileged is ten times(10x) more ecstatic than that from hard drugs.



Go and touch real lives today, ok?!

And Arewa are there fooling themselves with Bishop Matthew Kukah's statement.



Well, the truth is just too bitter to hear.




RIP to the gallant Vigilante

Well I can relate to this. My son had this experience when he was a baby. The witch's milk was tenderly squeezed out.

petra1:
This is just a proof you didn't listen. If you had you won't say what you said. Listen and come back with comments

What's the point listening/watching when the ones listened to/watched during the lockdown were full of gibbers.




This Mr. Christopher Oyakhilome is really losing it gradually.

Not just Nigerians alone. Even the APC want the PDP back in power because they are tired of themselves. They've failed woefully!



If an imb*ecile sits for ICAN exam, his failure won't be anywhere close to that of Buhari's.



Buhari's failure is unprecedented, magnanimous failure. Should be in 'Guiness Book of Record'.

My bank also used my BVN capture to generate NIN for me. I dialled the *346#, and an eleven digit number popped up stating 'NIN'.



If that's not NIN, then what da heck is it?

Because it's a company that makes profits just like other kinds of company.

Op, you have to make adjustment to the 2nd deadliest parasite. Your topic's caption highlights the parasites, not the diseases. Malaria was highlighted as the parasite at no. 2. That should be corrected by highlighting 'Plasmodium' as the parasite, not malaria, ok?

Front page worthy!

And this lad was once an adorable baby. Just see what he grew up to become. I'm sure his family is looking for who to adopt him out from their home.

lol

The right option of the four is B(very fast). 'Fast' can function as an adjective as well as an adverb. In this case, the verb 'returned' is best modified by 'very fast'. Here is it, 'He went up quickly and (he) returned (fast or very fast) or (he) returned (as fast as he could). So, of the four options, B('very fast') is the most appropriate/correct option.

Is this how to attack a failure?

Why not tell him to resign and never in his next life venture into politics. His achievement is the safeguard of his cattle. He cares less of humans.

Womanizer:
Marriage is not a necessity!

You can have a perfect existence without ever getting married

My son was watching an animated children movie. Along the movie, the male character kissed the female character. My boy shyed away in disgust. I smiled knowing fully well that when he gets to the right age, that part of the movie would be his favorite. Now i'm going to smile at you too, knowing fully well that when you get to the right age you'd come around.

Marriage is a necessity. Whether our experience is good or bad, you'd stil have to give it a go and learn how to endure, tolerate, forgive, resist, and understand in marriage.

Just make sure your travelling ticket is a return ticket.

The education is knowing that education is not the key.



The key is the works of your hands.

The kind of 'job' Dangote got that later made him Africa richest man.



How many millionaires have been made from white collar jobs that require good grades/certification?


Many are not destined to be academically sound. The works of their hands might be their source of surmountable wealth literally.

One less 'pastor' to worry about in Ughelli.

ghanamichael247:
Movement of the ribs is caused by.................
A. Diaphragm
B. Intercostal muscles
C. Trachea
D. Pleural cavity

Everyone knows the muscles are responsible for movement.

Perversely touching!

Hire a chicken to stand guard in your bathroom!






Why not tile or re-tile your bathroom floor properly.

Poloyanabo2:
Hahaha, good morning, recommend great Hollywood movies for me please

'Extraction' starring Chris Hemsworth. You can thank me after seeing the movie.

Your post doesn't give a good impression of what you trade in.


For someone advertising the service of an English/Literature in English tutor, one would expect his advert to be grammatically correct.

IkwerrePikin:
Hahaha igbo people will not kill me!

Only Rivers state voting strength of 1.5miliion plus Delta state 1.2million is more than 4 igbo states put together as seen in 2015,2019.

Wike did nothing to igbos

He only made sure Rivers state is peaceful for the people of Rivers state and we are happy and support him.

Rivers state has nothing to do with IPOB

We are Niger deltans!

Where did you leave your sense?


It's not about the number of people in a state, but the number of people of tribes in that state. The voting strength in Rivers state is constituted by about 35% of Igbos and Igbo-extracts in that state, as well as Delta state.

Don't forget in Ondo state, there are Ilajes, Ijaws.

Reputation redemption.






Well, few are good, but many are horrible.