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The same ediots who copied 'The Next Level' logo . Hypocrisy to the highest level

stepfather from hell

Adrian9:
Wetin them bring come?

I'm guessing, 'Corona virus vaccine'

Serve him justice

Nice

I was at a tech market to buy accessories. I saw these tech guys working on faulty phones, joining wires from one chip on the board to another, trying to revive the phones. Immediately they revived some phones, they changed the phones' cases, and gave them new look, ready to be sold as 'UK used' or clean Nigerian used phones. That day, I swore never to buy anything used, whether it is Heaven used or Jerusalem used.




Whatever you want to buy, buy it new!

What's with Kogi state and mishaps every time?!

jacoik:
but on a more serious note. what can be the food for such animal because I know if it eat the whole fishes in the water it can't still full

Blue whales feed on krills(tiny crustaceans). In a day, a blue whale consumes about 40million krills a day(4 tons)

Useless fellows.

The best caption should be, '20 photos that show animals that are bigger than THEY SHOULD '



But then, did you know that the weight of a fully grown blue whale is equivalent to the combined weights of 20 fully grown African elephants.

'Nature akhbar' indeed!!

Later now they'll release them as 'repentant Fulani herdsboys'

Japheth17:
I would gladly accept the nob offer sir. Unemployment, idleness and poverty has dealt with me. I would appreciate if you consider me

SCHOLARS EDUHEALTH SOLUTION.
'Front Desk Personnel'
Karu LGA, Abuja.
If you're resident in Abuja, Dm me.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am sorry, I won't clear anything. Let her see them.

To your answer, no, I am not satisfied, because after the Rapture, you can't ask God for forgiveness.

Happy Sunday.

Happy Sunday too. Well, your profile says it all. You create controversies for a living.

Everyone is entitled to his belief. Whatever rocks his boat.

Wait a minute, is the N35000 for both a laptop and a stand? Or just for a stand?

Haba it's damn too expensive. Plus you don't have spice up your advert with some crazy health lies.

Perhaps what you intended to say was 'why God doesn't grant your request'.

Well whichever. Like my own great book would say, 'The only time Nature/God answers your prayers or requests is when you answer them first'.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You may be the husband I have been waiting for, who knows? This thread may have just been the divine connection. Don't fight it.

Now, answer me.

Please eh, you would have to clear this particular quote/message. My wife is fond of going through my posts, my mentions and all. If she saw this, all hell would be let loose, she would stop adding meat to my soup. Abeg for my sake you hear?

Ok let me answer ya qwension*, let me imagine i was gullible enough to believe this tale, I would willingly accept the mark and later ask God to forgive me. Satisfied?

Oya clear your previous quote biko.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. I am not idle, you unbeliever. It is midnight already, so I am retiring from my hard day's labour.

You haven't answered my question anyways.

I work in the Church. I think that's enough.

Can I offer you a seasoned husband? Obviously you're not getting the benefits of love.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. Thanks.

Don't evade the question, though. The truth is that, "Jesus is coming back". Don't be caught dead without Jesus Christ.

Can I offer you a job? It seems idleness stimulates askewed reasoning.

A good definition of someone with a low I.Q

isaacoco1:
it is good for the gander, when the goose is good sir... nevertheless, we can always talk sir

It would have been nice if you openly gave the price of each commodity. Why not give the price of each commodity here?

kingvick09:
dont get？

I thought you were trying to turn his terms and conditions you know, like delivery before payment. Nevermind though

It's time the people of Southern Kaduna took their security into their own hands.

kingvick09:
can you be supplying me on credit,then i will pay after selling

A case of what's good for the goose is good for the gander, shey?!

But Edo and Ondo elections can go on shey?

Though i'm not a fan of the show, but i think Lai Mohammed is being primitive asking for the shut down of the reality tv show
Well it's obvious, many members of the APC are senseless.

This Covid-19 is something else.

It's simple. The richest man 'in Africa' is Dangote. But the richest 'African man' is Elon Musk, because by birth, he's African.

Severe malaria fever.

It seems no one is safe again in this country

Government go Village go dash people wey no dey pay tax 30k palliative money, bt ignore tax payers for city wey covid 19 affect their work/biznes. But later, dem go send their tax collectors to go collect tax for biznes owners for city
com ignore the village people dem

This country is bizzare!

Yxxx:
Why would you use a sea on your first attempt?

Well, i didn't intend learning in a beach. I was invited to the beach by three Eves. These Eves lured me to swim with them in the shallow part of the water(just by the shore). The sight of their body in bikini was irresistible. That was how the seagulls tempted the ostrich to swim in the sea

That's like saying Eve shouldn't have lured Adam to eating the apple. They were sugar mummies

I was younger then though. I'll eventually devote time to learn how to swim in a shallow pool though.

2006 was the worst day of my life. I almost drowned in Takwa Bay beach. I was lured to the water to learn how to swim. At first i was afloat in the water, next thing a wave flowed in and swept me into deeper water. I was built then, using my strength and all to fight my way to stay afloat was futile. I sank deep and could see flashes of summary of life. It was all over for me. But then, i felt a hand reach out to me(life guard). He pulled me up. I came back to life, swam to shore, had drunk so much water in my stomach and lungs, i couldn't breathe. I had to run from that part of the beach to a far distance just to expel the water in my lungs. I kept running like death was chasing me.

Well, ever since, i have been aquaphobic. I learnt a lesson that day.