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Simphood is not a strategy to win BB Naija. Someone please tell these dumb a$$ niggaz!!!

Futurez:
God Created Blacks with leftover materials after creating whites. I may end up marrying a white girl. This suffer is spiritual throughout black world.

There's nothing as worse in this life as a self-hating coon. You think some whites don't have it rough too in parts of the world? Be there deceiving your self. Make sure you bleach yourself like Michael Jackson. Mu-mu.

pennywys:

This Akeredolu sometimes appears drunk
What concerns cancer Tunibu with South-South, Tunibu is a demi god to Western zoo elites.

It's high time we stop this rubbish southern stuff and embrace our former Eastern region. These idiots are taking this south this, south that to tear us apart. South-South South-East are one indivisible individuals.

There is no our former Eastern region. We people of the Niger Delta have our own individual languages, tribal identity and customs plus traditions that is very distinct from the Ibos of the East. We cannot and will never be classified as Ibos. Every region should go their own way.

Which South south is this one referring to?

Terrence99:
The fact that a slave has spent 2 decades in the Palace does not make that slave a Prince.

You have a state Governor but you have lost hope in your state and have diverted your unsolicited attention to Lagos. You are a disgrace to your ancestors and generations.

You have it all twisted. You are the slave. To your Northern fulani masters who will contnue using your zone as a political stepping stone in connivance with your corrupted political leaders.

Fulani bootlicker, conveniently forgetting that without the presence of outsiders the economy in Lagos and across SW zone will amount to "low to zero". Most of the commerce in the SW is driven by Easterners and non-Nigerians. Alaba, Ladipo, manufacturing companies, etc. Be there deceiving yourself.

You in your misguided tribalistic, pompous, arrogance which is very common of a lot of people from your zone think you are better than me become we connected online. Delusional clown.

Echoban:
This is one of the symptoms of malaria.. jealousy and ignorance is a disease.

I have worked and lived in Lagos for almost 2 decades now, so I don't know what you are talking about. Please look for your mate to send this rubbish to. I don't like interacting online with uneducated gutter trash like yourself.

Guyman02:
It means that companies and international businesses will rather invest in Lagos than Nigeria. It also means that Lagos is financially healthier than Nigeria as an economy.
By the time Lagos starts collecting VAT, the rating could be at par with California, New York, Berlin and Singapore etc.
Lagos is the only economically functioning state in Nigeria, the rest depends mostly on federal allocation from Abuja which Senator Ekweremadu calls Feeding Bottle Federalism. I am not from Lagos neither do I live in Lagos but this is glaring reality
Meanwhile Buhari and Lawal are busy writing to each to keep borrowing every week and reducing our rating instead of thinking out of the box.

Meanwhile 99% of the VAT is going to Godfather General. Be there deceiving yourself. Lagos as it is today ought to be far ahead in development than the current state it is in. Look at the sorry state of most of Lekki Epe expressway, when it pours, over 50% of the Island axis becomes flooded, Lagos in 2021 does not have an ocean surge barrier protecting its entire coastline. Something that coastal regions or coastal cities like Dakar in Senegal already have for years and Lagos has more money than places like that. Why has the alternate second expressway Ocean Drive not being built since? Why is the Chinese monorail project still stalling and far from completion after all these years? VAT or no VAT, nothing will change until God kills all the corrupt politicians in Nigeria.

Ibkhaleel01:
The richest man in Africa, Aliku Dangote, is Hausa

So a Southener can be extremely stupid as you are?


Lol so to you the North is a barren land and so it doesnt support the existence of humans etc...deat rate is high so and so....this is a laughable idea that only a fool will subscribe to it.

The birth rate, marriages and polygamy have already debunk your lame points...idiot with no conscience

Illiterates just sit down and open mouth and spit dusts because they have means to communicate.
The freedom of speech shouldn't be equally shared, it should be apportioned according to the level of intelligence, pls keep quiet

Nairaland is filled with so many people like you whose senses aren't updated or even uploaded.

Over 90% of your people living in criminal custody and unbearable situations


What you guys known for; kidnapping, drug trafficking, blood money, human trafficking, piracy, fake drugs, counterfeiting, Yahoo , local 419, fake pastors, terrorism (ESN), prostitution, drug addicts, thugs , baby factory operators......... Etc.

Please Put your thoughts together and make your points unambiguous next time.

Your opinions lack honesty and thats why it doesn't count

Dangote got his money through exclusive military government patronage. Especially from IBB's regime. Stop deceiving yourself abeg. Dangote also collaborates with the Federal Government today to suppress his business competitors in Nigeria. You think we don't know? A Northern man with 4 wives and over 20 kids will send all of them out to go and beg to survive. Is that one a man with sense?

You keep bringing up ridiculous things and like to pretend that the North does not have many issues. No manufacturing, very few schools, terrorism, kidnapping, poverty all over the North. Keep deceiving yourself. you are clearly not a serious person. 99% of all the beggars spoiling our environment in the South are northerners and you this clown think you are better than me. Please go and sit down joker!!!

Let a completely experienced Southern team run that port and then y'all will see a miraculous change.

Ibkhaleel01:
The North is far bigger in land mass & population than the South.
It has the highest number of states & local governments.
The North has some of the most powerful governors, senators, federal appointees, politicians both serving & retired in Nigeria.
The North also has the richest men & biggest captains of industry in Nigeria.
It has the highest number of military Generals both serving & retired.
The North equally has its fair share of reknown & accomplished academics in Nigeria & abroad in foreign universities.
It has reknown religious scholars & fiery clerics as well as its fair share of unrepentant religious fundamentalists, radicals, hoodlums, criminals & terrorists.
Inspite of all these, watch that whatever positions are zoned to them come 2023, they will choose, present & support their candidate seamlessly with less or no friction, rancour, dirty fight in public or the pages of newspapers & without assassinating each other. They understand politics & leadership. It's no coincidence therefore, that they have what they have. Islam is what regulates them and make them peaceful and never care to address the dirty lies, slander and insults from southerners online.
But you see this presidency of Nigeria Southerners are threatening everybody that they must have come 2023;
this 2023 presidency useless Southern governors & politicians are galivanting up & down insisting they must have -- governors & politicians whose only idea of governance is to issue press statements every month on Fulani herdsmen, cattle grazing & 2023 presidency to distract their gullible state citizens from the resources & allocations of their states they have stolen with nothing to show for it;
you will see how these Southern governors & greedy power drunk Southern politicians will kill & destroy each other just to pick & present one presidential candidate.
Watch how they will burn down the South with insecurity on the eve of 2023 as all these militias, unknown gunmen, Amotekun, Ebube Agu, ESN, OPC, Cult gangs, the various states police & vigilantes in the South will get new sponsors in these Southern governors & politicians as well as new sophisticated weapons from them as they jostle to eliminate each other & weaken the political base of their opponents to be able to pick the presidential ticket for themselves.
The sad shame however is that after destroying themselves, The Southern homeland, wasting the resources of Southern states & the lives of Southern misguided youths just to pick a presidential ticket, they will still turn back & blame the North for the destruction their unbridled greed for power for selfish ends brought on the South.
You see this Southern presidential agitations...
Well, enough said already!

You have big land, more politicians, more people in the military, Where has it gotten the North today?

99% of the wealthy Northern elites got their wealth through juicy Federal government patronage as a result of Northern tribalism in the Federal government or through corruption by public treasury looting. Most of the accomplished Nigerians today in the fields of science and technology especially those abroad are of Southern origins. Most of the Northerner appointed to lead Federal parastatals are vastly unqualified and that is why Nigeria is $hit today.

Goodluck Jonathan a Southerner gave 180 Naira to 1 US dollar to Buhari and in 6 years, it is now over 500 naira to 1 US dollar. Be here talking big useless grammar, you fool no one but yourself.

If Southern Nigeria had gone its way in 1960 at Independence, we will be light years ahead of you lot in the North, even Chad and Niger Republic will be better off than you jokers in the North, cos you people are lazy, dont want to go to school, contribute little to zero to the common wealth collective of Nigeria and at the same time you greedy clowns expect to benefit the most. You break beer bottles in Kano but yet want to collect VAT on Southern alcohol consumption. People that JAMB have to reduce cut-off mark to 10 for university admission, you are here talking rubbish. Because you Northerners expect the South to swallow your excesses forever. The joke is on you.

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Ibkhaleel01:
Unjust hatred for people will consume you. We see the obvious in the very hilarious VAT battle that is happening. I just dey observe.
Many supported Governor Wike's decision to be collecting VAT because they say "the North contributes nothing and they want to be collecting". But if they know their facts they will understand that they are digging a hole for themselves. They will realize it is all of us that will suffer when States collect VAT.
First of all, after Lagos, the next place that contributes the highest VAT (20%) is the FCT which is in the North. Yes this is followed by Rivers at 6% but Kano is next with 5% and this is followed by Kaduna. So no, it is not as you have been misinformed. The only special case is Lagos. So your State will suffer. Even Lagos will suffer with much more people migrating there. When resources are shared among Federating Units, it is shallow to always think it is injustice. Give Lagos 100% of it's VAT, Mukaila from Sokoto, Chinedu from Aba and even Lasisi from Osun will all migrate there. So what is the point again?
Secondly, in the federal system, companies with less than 25 million were not VATable. You think you are doing Northerners but your company will become VATable once Wike's law is replicated in your State. Why do you think commercially massive States like Abia and Anambra do not top the list of VAT contributors? Because those boys in the market were not exactly VATable, wait until what you are blindly supporting takes effect. VAT will be collected like motor park tickets. Then you will see where hate has led you.
Third, people will most likely pay VAT twice across different states with different laws because Wike does not know what is input and output VAT and did not listen to Nojeem Olasubomi Yusuf and others who politely asked him about it.
Some have even termed Wike the leader of restructuring in Nigeria. A gullible people in search of heroes. Being used and misled by every opportunist. Stop allowing yourself to be used by politicians to settle their personal scores while they tell you they are fighting for your interest.
You need to first know what your interest is to know who is actually fighting for or against it

Let all the southerners and their businesses especially the Ibos leave Abuja and then lets see how much your precious Abuja will generate. 99% of the manufacturing, pharmaceuticals, banks, car assembly, spare parts manufacturing, schools, fishing, oil & gas are done in the South. You are here calling Kano, Kaduna (mostly in Kaduna Christian South) and Abuja. That is all you have! You Northerners have ruled Nigeria for more years than the South and you have nothing to show for it. If you think we Southerners will allow Northerners to migrate en-masse to the South because of hunger then you are deceiving yourself. We will never allow that rubbish. You mistake Southern tolerance of Northern rubbish for weakness. That will be your peril. Be there deluding yourself aboki.

Justbehave:
Only weak sissy simps takes such rubbish

Gbam!!!! Kids or not, I will never take such nonsense in my matrimonal home. I will treat her well and expect nothing else in return. She try rubbish and I send her packing. My kids remain with me. in general, 9ja girls of today's generation are not worth the hassle. Dont understand why women of our mother's generation didnt pass the virtue they have to the younger generation of today. That is why I am not keen on getting married, at least not to a 9ja girl, and I'm almost 40.

[quote author= post=105645138]Wetin concern VAT with cownu?
We talking of VAT for sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians, you are talking about a killer!
May devil punish the murderer for all the crimes and atrocities he has committed in this nation.
All the souls of the innocent girls and men he killed will haunt him till death.
Leave him out of responsible threads and let people read good comment next time biafintel.... okay?


U dey mind dat one?
Na dem dem e be.
See him moniker nah. [/quote]Did you scream on the devil to haunt all the terrorists, kidnappers and killers plaguing innocent people in the North especially those killing the Berom Christian indigenes of Plateau State? You are just a complete re-tard. Don't worry, this joke called Nigeria will soon end.

Instead of you Northerners to invest in schools, universities, technical colleges and technical acquistion centres so your jobless youths can gain skills and a lot of things can start being manufactured in the North so North can reap more IGR from VAT etc, your political leaders will instead be building more and more mosques and almajiri Islamic schools. Your own is to come online to Nairaland and be deceiving yourself. Mu-mu.

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Omooooo!!! Wike for President 2023 oooo!!!

Ibkhaleel:
The most successful entrepreneur is a Northerner! The richest black man is a Northerner...what again?

We are far better than you clowns minorities but we do not make any noise...

Just simply because of of your population here that makes empty rants you guysbare deceiving yourselves thinking you can make any significant change in Nigeria?

Nigeria belongs to the most populous region not a region of criminals and greedy set of useless people!


You sacrifice everyone in your family and community for ritualism at the end you lose everything and become frustrated!


You are nothing but are Real terrorists, cultists, rapists and criminals in the southern part of Nigeria... You have always spoil the name of Nigeria and have given it bad image, there's nothing they add but the number of prisoners...People dont know all this because thay have what the North lack – a propaganda machine – and so you think your crimes and character will be hidden different.

Forget rabble-rousing journalists and bloggers and social media influencers with you who would want to push the narrative of the “unknown gunmen” (clandestine agents) or shout to the high heavens of being victimised. That never helps in such situations. In most civil wars, crushed sides almost always win propagandas. Please, try to study history, my brother and stope been a sadist!

Nigeria is the North! Without us you will be killing yourselves and remain in abject confusion like south sudan!

Don't worry. The day is coming when this country will split. By force or war if necessary. Then we will see how you Northerners will survive in your own North country. Enjoy the moment now while you can. Empty vessels making the loudest noise.

Ibkhaleel:
[s][/s] Try to make good points next time...stop depending on expired lies from your generations who knows nothing about the North...we feed you, offer you leadership and lead to to prosperity while you kill yourselves hate yourselves and have always produced Criminals for us in the Country......a people that can give their parents for ritual what else do you expect from such people if not a display of their cursed nature....


Never ever underestimate the north lest you'll disgrace yourself all the time... shamefull old clown

It's clear you are a clown. Majority of the wealth in this country comes from the South. Most of the banks, manufacturing, pharmaceutical, construction, car manufacturing and parts manufacturing companies started by and run by Southerners, because we choose to go to school. Most of the food supply comes from Plateau, Taraba and Benue, majority Christian middle belt States. Tell me what you Northerners produce apart from cattle and almajiri beggars who are soiling our environment in the South with their begging. Dangote got to where he is today because successive Northern military governments and even Buhari today patronized him exclusively with exclusive government deals and government contracts plus favorable customs tarrifs and lifted him up due to nepotism. Name one Southern billionaire today that has been uplifted by Northern governments like they did for Dangote. Because you guys are nepotistic and evil. Majority of the Southern wealthy elites worked hard to get their companies to where it is today. But most if not all of the wealthy Northern elites got to where they are today through exclusive deals and the benefits of nepotism from Northern military governments, Yar adua and Buhari administration.

If your so-called Northern leadership was so amazing, why is this country today in the gutter? Go abroad and say you are a Nigerian and you barely get respected. Buhari inherited 180 Naira to 1 US dollar FX rate from Goodluck Jonathan a Southerner and it is now over 500 naira to 1 US dollar in a space of 6 years and you are here talking trash about Northern leadership. Banditry, kidnapping, terrorism is rife in the North and you clown are here talking about Yahoo and rituals. Keep on fooling yourself. You Northerners lack the intellectual capability to successfully govern and develop a complex multi-ethnic entity like Nigeria. Your North is slowly decaying because your Northern leaders are greedy and hoard all the wealth instead of investing in schools, infrastructure and manufacturing in the North for Northerners. Just keep your madness there, don't dare bring it to the South.

If the South were its own country from 1960, we will be light years better off and ahead of the North by now. You Northerners don't go to school, produce nothing, contribute zero to the collective wealth of this country and you are being arrogant because the silly colonial British made a misfortune by grouping me into a country with your sorry ass. Cow!

Ibkhaleel:
Show us your own....if not the yahoo boys

Be there deceiving yourself. Yahoo or not, the average Southerner is better off than the average Northerner. You cows are not even smart enough to do Yahoo, you parasite are here making noise. They are asking for Northern educational achievement from the north, you are not ashamed to be calling 1984 and 1990. Joker!

Ibkhaleel:
Ndi Every Northerner Is A Product Of Quota System, Chew On This ...

Do You Remember the Pacesetter, SARKI ABBA from KANO State

In the cold hamattan of 1984, a Kano Indigene from SCIENCE Secondary School Dawakin Tofa did the unthinkable!!!

He scored 9 distinctions (8 A1 and 1 A2) in his West African Senior School Certificate (WASC) Exams. This achievement seemed unrealistic and never happened that the authorities at Lagos assumed it was a cheat.

In order to prove their assumptions right, a car was sent to pick up 16yr old Sarki Abba straight from Dawakin TOFA where he was made to retake the whole 9 exams in the duration of 3 days.

After marking the rescheduled exams, he scored 9 A1 (the only 'A2' he had in English Language before the retake, became 'A1' resulted to 9 A1)

Faced with shock, the Lagos authorities saved face by apologizing and instituting the National Merit Award making Sarki Abba its first recipient.

In 1989/90 school session, also at 21, Sarki Abba graduated as OVERALL BEST Medical Student, OVERALL BEST Graduating Student at ABU, Zaria. Sarki was then invited to U.S.A where he continued his studies, work and lives there since then.

Sarki Abba is presently a Professor of Urology and Pathology at Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine, Chicago, USA. Also, MD, PhD, at the John T. Grayhack Professor of Urological Research.

Prof. Sarki Abba's research program is focused on understanding the molecular mechanisms that drive cancer initiation, progression and recurrence with the ultimate goal of developing therapies that interfere with these processes. His work has particularly focused on Prostate Cancer.

So you need to go as far back as 1984 or 1990 to find someone?

osuofia2:
WAIT AND SEE Igbos CHEST BEAT, THE NORTH HAS MORE OF THIS BUT WE DONT MAKE NOISE,. SOUTHERN NIGERIA IS FULL OF NOISE MAKERS

Ridiculous comment. The North has ruled this country for more years than other tribes and most leadership positions in the Federal bureaucracy are held by Northerners who are not appointed based on merit but due to nepotism and what does this country have to show for it today?

Look at the North now ravaged by banditry and terrorism and you are here talking trash. A lot of towns and villages in the North look worse today than they looked when Nigeria got independence in 1960. All you know is quota system, when most of the Northerners being appointed are vastly unqualified for the role.

Go school, una no go gree. Instead of building schools, technical colleges and technical skill acquisition centers, you will rather build mosques and almajiri islamic schools. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. As you sow, so shall you reap.

englishmart:
If half the potentials of the igbos are tapped, Nigeria will be five-times better than the USA and China combined. Just give us biafra and see rapid development in 6-weeks.

Truth

God forbid. I will never invest in this E-Naira nonsense. A government unwilling to patronize, invest in or uplift its own citizens is not a govt worth supporting. I'll put my savings in Bitcoin and Ethereum as the Naira is fast losing value by the day. Thank God I will soon be emigrating to the US permanently. Thanks to my doctor brother who is a US citizen.

Limassol:
Nonsense. People with monthly income of 500k are Less than 0.1% of Nigeria's total labour force. Besides, so the nearly 40m unemployment have no faith in God? Dude are you f**king high?

Bad belle kii you there!!!!

isholapeter9:
There's one hospital along Ahmadu bello way after Silverbird galleria,I work there also,let me know when you want to come.

Thanks but please what's the name of the hospital?

harqinhola:
There's one on Admiralty way from the link bridge , drive towards the Lekki Epe Express gate , the place is on your left probably before chicken republic.

Thanks but can you remember the name?

Prinzecharlez:
Were u able to get it?

Not yet ooo bros.

Hi, I am trying to find the list of NCDC approved locations for receiving the COVID-19 vaccine in Lagos, specifically the Lekki/Victoria Island axis. Can someone please be kind and point me in the right direction? A google search by me has not yielded positive results. Thanks in advance.

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