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Family / Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by mawuqueyan(f): 11:36pm On Jul 04, 2013
ℓ̊ love ds thread....
ℓ̊ av NEVA tot of sucide tho but av bn rily depressed...! cry
God help me..!
Family / Re: Whyme222's Wife's Response....nairalanders Be The Judge by mawuqueyan(f): 11:02am On May 15, 2013
Don't expose people †̥☺ temptation expecialy dos you love unless you want them †̥☺ dsapoint you...
Family / Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by mawuqueyan(f): 3:59am On May 14, 2013
Baba,dnt cheat on your wife again Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo evn if you are 1 million miles away.... NOo justificatn while you shld EVA cheat on your babe...
Season 2....starting...

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Family / Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by mawuqueyan(f): 10:42pm On May 13, 2013
Season 1 ended.....
Season 2 continues 2moro Gods willing...
Cldnt slip....now ℓ̊ can slip knwing baba oyo wl cntinue 2moro.
Gd nyt y'all..!
Family / Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by mawuqueyan(f): 10:01pm On May 13, 2013
coogar:


Ow do you do ds stuff?
L♥√ع it...

Energy drink lipsrsealed
Family / Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by mawuqueyan(f): 10:00pm On May 13, 2013
coogar:


Ow do you do ds stuff?
L♥√ع it...
Family / Re: A Weekend Get-Away With Wifey! !!! by mawuqueyan(f): 5:15pm On May 13, 2013
Avnt smiled in a while but am actually smiling at ds story now...
Oya....am all ears...leggo!
Family / Re: Woman Gets Pregnant After Having Sexual Intercourse With A Dead Man by mawuqueyan(f): 12:00pm On May 08, 2013
shocked shocked Nawah Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo....
Ow is dt posible Wetin one no go see or hear for ds world now?
Orisherishe!
Family / Re: Kneeling Down To Greet Mother-in-law: Oddity Or Obeisance? by mawuqueyan(f): 3:39pm On May 07, 2013
You dnt av to stay glued †̥☺ d floor naa... Jst knel and greet then stand up immediatly after greeting xcept if she's praying for you...
Simple!
Study her well,if she's d type of person dt luvs her culture so much and read meanings †̥☺ trivial matas lyk kneeling †̥☺ greet, den do it for her dt way, you won't be refered or termed †̥☺ as dsrespectful...
All d best.
Family / Re: Are Parties(aso-ebi) Being Abused? by mawuqueyan(f): 12:45am On May 06, 2013
Not yet married but ℓ̊ already have almost 2 box full of unsewed aso ebi..... †ђξ cost of sewing some sef pass the aso ebi money apart from accessories and toomatch shoe and bag.... Sumtyms wn dey bring d aso ebi and ℓ̊ dnt buy cos ℓ̊ knw for sure ℓ̊ won't attend d event, my mum wl say 'ℓ̊ wl see who wl buy your own wn d tym cums'....evn wn ℓ̊ feel the money for d cloth is rdiculous, ℓ̊ jst buy it lyk dt.....
May God help us.....#sigh#
Family / Re: Ladies Help A Bush Man Out !!!! by mawuqueyan(f): 12:12am On May 06, 2013
. smiley shocked
Family / Re: Dear Child by mawuqueyan(f): 1:54pm On May 03, 2013
Wow cry kiss.... May your jewel be a source of blessing,joy and happiness †̥☺ you IJN.... You wl enter into †ђξ delivery room and not labour room IJN.... So shall it be IJN.....AMEN.
Family / Re: In Loving Memory Of My... by mawuqueyan(f): 12:57pm On May 02, 2013
sad sad lyf itself Ȋ̝̊̅§ a mystery...
#liveagudandgodlylyf#
Family / Re: updated: Dem Don Call Police for me O, False alarm on child Abuse. by mawuqueyan(f): 8:38pm On Apr 30, 2013
Hahahahaha....am so sorry for laffing ooo..it sounds funny †̥☺ me.
Your ordeal reminds me of my sis who smacked her child and 4gt she ws in states...it took jst d grace of God for her †̥☺ av her child bk... Ws nt funny den Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo.. My mum almost had a hrt attack...
Nawah Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo...
It Ȋ̝̊̅§ well. Epele...

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Family / Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by mawuqueyan(f): 6:13pm On Apr 30, 2013
Never jugde a man until you av walked a mile in his shoes...
Father Ȋ̝̊̅§ a dog already, now mother Ȋ̝̊̅§ turning †̥☺ a bitch (sorry †̥☺ say) what example Ȋ̝̊̅§ she setting for her kids
God help them.

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Family / Re: Is This Common Amongst Nigerian Married Women? by mawuqueyan(f): 2:47pm On Apr 30, 2013
Omashe Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo...smh... You wil gt infected wt HIV and STD and dt amalinze †ђξ cat you call a husband wl wil be alive †̥☺ burry you and move in his nxt GF.
You are dfinatly nt happy,you are jst trying †̥☺ create an illusion of d happiness dt you so desperately want but you lack.
All ℓ̊ av †̥☺ say is ds, you are cheating on your hubby cos you feel dts d modernized womans way 4wd grin (smh4u) you sound educated buh you jst bhaved lyk a fool (wt due respect)...a man startd cheatg on you jst months after your wedding and you went ahead †̥☺ av 4kids 4 him...why Where you tinking d more you av, d more he wl L♥√ع you or wt? Now as a result of your stupidity you cannot lve d man cos yyou knw you cnt cater for your kids....if you were an independent strong black woman, you wldnt b afraid †̥☺ lve d shame you call marriage and move on with your lyf... Posterity wl speak for you sumday...
†ђξ day your husband gts †̥☺ find out,he wl throw you out lyk a piece of rag and turn everytin on you and sadly every1 wl blve him cos he Ȋ̝̊̅§ d 'MAN' so you wl always be branded as a woman who cheated on her hubby. And dt 'single' you dnt wnt †̥☺ be,you wl eventually bcum evn worse...den let me see ow you wl av custody of your children..Pple wl talk and point their hands at you and vry sadly dts wt your hubbys family wl feed your children with when dey grow up, knwing dt their son (hubby) was as much d fault as you. Its unfortunate ds Ȋ̝̊̅§ naija...
Instead of you †̥☺ b seeking out ways †̥☺ lve him,start tinking of systematic ways †̥☺ make ursef independent so dt wn d time cums it wl b easy †̥☺ lve....it myt take time buh av a stash of money sumwhere. D day you move let it b lyk a shock †̥☺ him evn if you av †̥☺ sell sum of his property †̥☺ make d move by al means pls do so, afterall dts as much a sin as you opening your legs †̥☺ every tom,dick and harry....
May God help you...

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Family / Re: My Wife And Facebook by mawuqueyan(f): 9:43am On Apr 29, 2013
Ow cum your wife dnt av a FB acc at her age and she's all bent in opening one now undecided
May God help una...

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Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by mawuqueyan(f): 8:48am On Apr 29, 2013
Baba oyo,ℓ̊ dnt stay in anthony....
But reading tru your posts...ℓ̊ knw you,your lyks in auto and your comments... grin you are you lipsrsealed
(Are you laughing,smiling or frowning finking ds geh is a witch?) cheesy buh if truly you aint d one...emabinu...

Bk †̥☺ toturials...my yoruba rily sucks and dt ws y my teacher drove me away 4rm d class after calling me 'omo ale yoruba' cos ℓ̊ cldnt read d novel titled kekere ekun (smal lion) when sum igbo gehs were reading it well...he only worsend matter...
†ђξ numerals Ȋ̝̊̅§ d hardest but ℓ̊ dnt find it dficult transactg biz in d market. If dem (xpecialy wt dem old pple selling iru or efo)cal d money in yoruba, ℓ̊ wl simple show or gve dm any amt,if it aint enof you wl show me d amt †̥☺ add and if ℓ̊ stil av change,you gve it †̥☺ me... Vry simple and straight 4wad.
5_marun, 6-dnt knw, 7-eme eje dnt knw d rest...baba let's do it †̥☺ 20.. Dt way ℓ̊ wl av benefitd from ds thread...
Family / Re: My Wife And Facebook by mawuqueyan(f): 1:35am On Apr 29, 2013
If you aav nothing †̥☺ hide, cnfront her now but you sound scared..Op,Y are you scared, and ow does FB wreck havoc on marriages
Your hands are not clean!

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Family / Re: "Ojuju Calabar" by mawuqueyan(f): 11:36pm On Apr 28, 2013
ℓ̊ neva knw wt willywilly Ȋ̝̊̅§ but dfinatly knw ojuju calaber...
Wntd †̥☺ scare my nephew few days bk and ℓ̊ used ds ojuju calaber tin, d young lad ws jst luking at me as if sumtyn ws wrong with me grin.... He did nt evn understnd wt ℓ̊ ws doing or saying making me luk lyk a dundee...but jst tell him Dr williams Ȋ̝̊̅§ coming now,he wl close his eyez and slip straight up..

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Family / Re: How Well Do You Know Your Children? by mawuqueyan(f): 6:36pm On Apr 28, 2013
Heeeee...madam gg,1st time ℓ̊ dey see you paraa..... Ema binu ooo.
Dt skol sef nawah...releasing a pre nur student †̥☺ a stranger ℓ̊ wl kill d class teesha cheesy
Dts carelessness on †ђξ teachers part...what if sumtin bad appens? (God forbid)...ahh nawah for sum skols ooo...
God help us.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Man Utd (1 - 1) - Live by mawuqueyan(f): 5:27pm On Apr 28, 2013
Make dem beat arsenal jare for d sake of ma precious chelsea....

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Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by mawuqueyan(f): 4:26pm On Apr 28, 2013
Yoruba ni mi ooo... Mo le so shugbon mi ole ka (aint ma fault tho,english is d main language in ma house)...cnt even read 123 in ma dialect,so ow am ℓ̊ suppose †̥☺ learn ow †̥☺ read it? Buh ℓ̊ suppose dts y you av ds thread ba
Inbtw...baba oyo,do ℓ̊ knw you undecided
Family / Re: Is This Normal Or Am I Just Being Funny? by mawuqueyan(f): 2:30pm On Apr 28, 2013
Hmmmm...learning...!

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Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by mawuqueyan(f): 1:59pm On Apr 28, 2013
Chai...ds yoruba reading no be smal tin ooo See as my head and eyes dey pain me so....na my yoruba teesha cos all ds now...if he hadn't driven me out of yoruba class bk den in school,ℓ̊ for sabi read wellwell now... cry My yoruba teesha whereva you dey now God is watching you ooo for making me a stranger in d skol of yoruba..! sad
Baba oyo ekabo Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo and pls try and interpret smalsmal ehnn?.. Eshe...
Happy sunday y'all...

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Family / Re: About The Man.....!! by mawuqueyan(f): 1:58pm On Apr 28, 2013
Chai...ds yoruba reading no be smal tin ooo See as my head and eyes dey pain me so....na my yoruba teesha cos all ds now...if he hadn't driven me out of yoruba class bk den in school,ℓ̊ for sabi read wellwell now... cry My yoruba teesha whereva you dey now God is watching you ooo for making me a stranger in d skol of yoruba..! sad
Baba oyo ekabo Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo and pls try and interpret smalsmal ehnn?.. Eshe...
Family / Re: African In America Reacts To Stolen Tv (video ) by mawuqueyan(f): 4:29am On Apr 26, 2013
LMAO.....
Family / Re: Cutest Baby Contest - VOTE NOW! by mawuqueyan(f): 12:09pm On Apr 24, 2013
Awwwwwww cry dey are all so adorable kiss kissjst gve all of dem price jare.... Dey are all so unique and wonderfully made....
May theyy all grow in wisdom and might kiss God bless their parent...

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Family / Re: Dealing With Pressures From Single Girls by mawuqueyan(f): 12:00pm On Apr 24, 2013
JUO: tall and handsome
You avnt seen short,rounded and ugggly but wt faaaat acc bleeping d most btiful geh in your area?
Some desperate gehs dnt go for luks O dey go for cash...!owo...! Kudi!
#siddondeyluk#

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Family / Re: Is Dis My Fault Or My Hubby Just Loves To Cheat by mawuqueyan(f): 11:40am On Apr 24, 2013
bigtt76: Probably doing it to hurt you as well as let you know its wrong picking his phone without his consent ...more like letting you what you want to see. I guess you should sit him down and talk over it. [b][/b]Make him know you are in no way jealous or angry over his cheating on you. If you like his kind of phone, get yourself one. If you like picking calls, get your friends calling you so you pick as many as you may want. On a lighter note, You can also look into working on a Customer Support desk of MTN ....you will pick as many calls as you ever dream off grin grin
What You won't be jealous or angry if your hubby cheats on you You be robot
@op, its nt your fault ojare... ℓ̊ guess he jst luvs cheatg on you and he does it †̥☺ spite you... Cos ℓ̊ dnt see anytin bad in checking your hubbys fone....
Anyway, if he is chronic cheater, no amt of talk wl make him change unless he wnts †̥☺. All you cn do is pray for him and b kiaful cos if he is d kialess typ, he wl jst dash you plenty STD's....
And besyds you too,stop checking his fone every now and then cos you might jst die doing dt...
What you dnt knw cnt kill you...
May God help us all.
My 2cents.

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Family / Re: Dealing With Pressures From Single Girls by mawuqueyan(f): 3:36pm On Apr 23, 2013
armyofone:

true, also guys should not use provocative dressing.
Family / Re: Are Most Nigerian Men Cursed To Stop Complimenting Their Wives After Marriage? by mawuqueyan(f): 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2013
Pataki Hiannnnn.... grin grin....

@op,madam gg av said it all...oweva,some wives stopped receiving compliments cos dey stopped bn bn nice and stylish all in d name of am married so ℓ̊ dnt nid †̥☺ impress my hubby again...
B4 ℓ̊ met my 'guy' ℓ̊ luvd heels and ℓ̊ wear dm almost every day. After we startd dating, ℓ̊ still wore dm frequently and he luvd it so much on me which made me receive d 'wow' compliment often...after a while ℓ̊ gradually stopped wearing it and as such ℓ̊ received lesser compliment... Not †ђξ so 'wow' compliment again.
Sumtyms ℓ̊ stand infront of my mirror Wearing flat and compliment mysef wellwell while he luks and laugh grin
Am a free spirited person,if Ɣ☺ΰ dnt compliment me,ℓ̊ wl ask Ɣ☺ΰ and if Ɣ☺ΰ don't ans, ℓ̊ wl compliment mysef as long as ℓ̊ fil gud...
Simple!

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