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Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by maximunimpact(m): 8:24am On Apr 12, 2020
Pentecostal church members be like: i don't masturbate because i have a girl/boy friend
CrimeRe: Gbagada, Lagos Joggers Must Be Quarantined For 14 Days - Court Rules by maximunimpact(m): 8:15am On Apr 09, 2020
Deltayankeeboi:
Everything is just upside down in this country.


All thanks to the vegetable president.

It disgusts me to even mention it's name.
what has your vegetable president got to do with idi0ts who must workout in droves?
HealthRe: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by maximunimpact(m): 3:33pm On Apr 07, 2020
EdidemLord:
India is the Whites' version of Nigeria.Blessed country with too much corruption..

Mordi pls hoard the drugs.Dharavi need it more.
Is India white? Hearing it for the first time
HealthRe: New York, Epicenter Of U.S. COVID-19 Outbreak (Disturbing Photos) by maximunimpact(m): 7:08am On Apr 07, 2020
Olunmercy56:
We should be thankful to God in Nigeria His kindness. I pray that God will never allow us to witness up to that in Jesus name Amen
And u think it's god saving Nigeria? Is Nigeria holier than USA? Religion kee u there...
HealthRe: Lai Mohammed: COVID-19 Corpses’ Can’t Be Claimed For Burial by maximunimpact(m): 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2020
DanseMacabre:
I thought unlike Ebola, COVID doesn't live on in a host's corpse?

What do I know though?
You obviously know nothing
FashionRe: Ladies, Why Do You Wear Waist Beads? by maximunimpact(m): 6:26am On Apr 02, 2020
Most use it to make u think they are wearing underwear pants....
PoliticsSocial Distancing Rubbished By Govt Officials Sharing Food In Lagos by maximunimpact(op): 6:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Although streets in Lagos are empty with no commercial activities as directed by both the federal and state governments, but the concept of social distancing was thrown out of the window when officials of the Lagos state government brought food for residents in FESTAC Town as people came out in their numbers to collect food.

This is in direct contrast to the method of the food distribution as announced by the state government, The Lagos State government has earlier confirmed that the SMS messages forwarded to residents of the state, who are 60 years old and above, were part of the measures put in place to reach the aged and vulnerable residents for whom the stimulus food package unveiled by the state government on Friday, 27th March, 2020 is meant for.

The stimulus, which comes in packs of raw food items, to be distributed to every local government in the state, is aimed at cushioning the effects of the 14 days lockdown directive by the state and federal governments.

The State Commissioner for Agriculture, Prince Gbolahan Lawal, made the clarification in a statement made available to newsmen from his office, explaining that an SMS from the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) had been sent out to the aged, asking them to reply with a “YES,” “FOOD YES” or “SWITCH YES” if their registered home address with the Agency is still valid.

The commissioner noted that the Ministry of Agriculture was collaborating with LASRRA in order to be able to reach the targeted audience as well as ensure fairness and evenness in the distribution of the stimulus packages.

This was just as Lawal stressed the importance of each Lagos resident registering with the agency in order to assess social benefits like this in the future.

He, therefore, urged those concerned to quickly respond to the SMS, stressing that they had till midday 12:00 pm of Tuesday, March 31st 2020, being the cut off period, reiterating that as soon as all responses were collated, beneficiaries would start receiving their stimulus emergency food package from the state government.

This week, Nigeria’s Foreign Exchange (FX) reserves remained under pressure, declining by $182.17 million when compared to what it was a week ago (WTD) to $35.71 billion as of March 24, 2020… Read full story
A lady who tested positive for coronavirus has narrated her experience inside the isolation centre in Lagos after she was discharged and was given a clean bill of health on Monday, March 30. The lady, Oluwaseun Ayodeji Osowobi, who wrote of her experience on her twitter handle, @AyodejiOsowobi, said she contracted.

See below the video of residents falling on each other over food:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuB0LexL4Zc][/url]

https://www.financialwatchngr.com/2020/03/31/watch-social-distancing-rubbished-by-govt-officials-sharing-food-in-lagos/

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Mynd44
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Akingbade: How I Survived Coronavirus by maximunimpact(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
Congratulations
HealthRe: Coronavirus Survivor Says Chloroquine Saved His Life by maximunimpact(m): 6:43pm On Mar 29, 2020
okpare
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by maximunimpact(m): 11:07am On Mar 29, 2020
SperoQuest:
You need the spirit of GOD to understand the things of the spirit.

If you are in the prophetic, you will know that both Adeboye and Suleiman are saying the same thing.

God is allowing the Corona virus because man must seek his face in order for him to react.
Fo0l
PoliticsRe: COVID19: Umahi Bars Ebonyi Indigene Returning From China by maximunimpact(m): 12:54pm On Mar 25, 2020
Sense no go kill umahi

PoliticsRe: Some Legislators Refusing Screening At Airport – FG by maximunimpact(m): 2:39pm On Mar 23, 2020
RemoveKebab:
This is a welcome development

This are the real people this virus should go after not the common innocent man
Who told u the common man is innocent?
EducationRe: Delta State Closes All Public And Private Primary And Secondary Schools by maximunimpact(m): 7:01am On Mar 23, 2020
Covid
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wants To Send Cash To Americans Suffering Financially From Coronavirus by maximunimpact(m): 7:00am On Mar 18, 2020
Lols.... Trump don copy copy Buhari tradermoni things - election matter taya me
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Nigeria Government Must Close Border Now — NMA by maximunimpact(m): 6:15pm On Mar 17, 2020
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Buratai, Nwoko, Bob Manuel, Zack Orji, KOK Honoured At Actors Guild Of Nigeria E by maximunimpact(m): 1:43pm On Mar 14, 2020
What is that onitcha scam artist doing here
BusinessRe: Nigerians Shun Pos Transactions Over Charges by maximunimpact(m): 11:38am On Mar 09, 2020
Nigeria
Foreign AffairsRe: US & Thai Soldiers Tear Snakes Faces, Drink Their Blood In Bizarre Ritual (Graph by maximunimpact(m): 11:20pm On Mar 08, 2020
Taiwojon:
No

I HAVE NOT

AND

I WILL NOT MISS IT
Rapture have happened and u are not even aware...
BusinessRe: Nnewi: Nigeria’s Self-made Industrial Hub by maximunimpact(m): 9:36pm On Mar 08, 2020
directonpc:
Made in Naija

while you are here...
Checkout this android app I built that let's you use USSD Banking without internet or cramming codes.
Get it from Google play via:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.buildbrothers.ussdbanking

https://buildbrothers.com/ussdbanking/app_screenshot.png
if you are willing to sell it let me know
BusinessRe: Nnewi: Nigeria’s Self-made Industrial Hub by maximunimpact(m): 9:21pm On Mar 08, 2020
Edusteve:
Nnewi of all towns in Igbo land if Nigeria divide today believe me Nnewi people are only people that have nothing to lose simple because all or some of their investments are there with them. Great people I must confess.

Do you need organic traffic to your blog/site or you are not earning much from your AdSense contact me now
If actually you can give organic traffic like you claim, you won't be spamming every thread with it.
Foreign AffairsRe: US & Thai Soldiers Tear Snakes Faces, Drink Their Blood In Bizarre Ritual (Graph by maximunimpact(m): 7:50pm On Mar 08, 2020
Taiwojon:
so rapture now is na a mirage to you abi?


do you see why JESUS WEEP for people like you that take the grace of God for granted


REPENT now so as not to miss the RAPTURE
What if I tell u that u already missed it?
Foreign AffairsRe: US & Thai Soldiers Tear Snakes Faces, Drink Their Blood In Bizarre Ritual (Graph by maximunimpact(m): 3:16pm On Mar 08, 2020
Taiwojon:
at the name of RAPTURE some people tremble



knowing full well that they are not prepared



give your life to Jesus before it is too late


Jesus loves you and die for you
I don't tremble for the sake of "rapture" (whatever that means), I only feel sorry for u clinging on a mirage...
Foreign AffairsRe: US & Thai Soldiers Tear Snakes Faces, Drink Their Blood In Bizarre Ritual (Graph by maximunimpact(m): 11:06pm On Mar 07, 2020
Righteousness89:
The things that will be happening on this Earth, once the saints are gone.... it is Better not imagined!!

Brethren, let's do all we can to ensure we have JESUS, so as to make the Rapture...

It will be unbearable Tribulations, pains and sufferings down here..
Rapture kee u there
PoliticsRe: Umahi To Osinbajo: South-East Governors Will Soon Unveil Security Outfit by maximunimpact(m): 11:03am On Mar 06, 2020
Lols
CelebritiesRe: Mr Macaroni Poses With His NYSC Certificate As He Passes Out by maximunimpact(m): 9:52am On Mar 06, 2020
njuwo:
This guy looks older than his age, if you know what I mean.
Not really, his agbada and sugar daddy role made him appear older
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau: US Offers $7m Bounty For The Capture Of Boko Haram Leader by maximunimpact(m): 2:49pm On Mar 04, 2020
Esseite:
Meanwhile one useless senator drafted a bill for rehabilitation..

Why some Nigerians hate are still hating trump is surprising, what did Obama do to help Nigeria/Africa from terrorism?...
Nigeria don't hate Trump, just that the way IPOB people praise Trump is a red flag, other Nigerians still support him silently...
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Iran Releases 54,000 Prisoners To Combat Spread by maximunimpact(m): 10:48am On Mar 04, 2020
YoungPerson:
What the hell are you on about bro?

Remember that these people are first and foremost Arabs, before Muslims. They're always touchy touchy, huggy huggy, kissy kissy. Plus, because of the monopoly of religion, people form huge crowds to pray 5 times daily, also, they can sabi form crowds to burn the US flag so coronavirus go just dey flex for there.
Iranians are NOT ARABS, they are PERSIANS
Car TalkRe: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by maximunimpact(m): 8:00am On Feb 22, 2020
PlanetaryGears:
When it comes to technology, Korea is number 1, followed by Japan and China,
Nope!

Japan first, then China before Korea (Asia)
TV/MoviesRe: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by maximunimpact(m): 1:55pm On Feb 18, 2020
Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.



We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles
Hey you know nothing about scot and michael
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Sleeping With 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by maximunimpact(m): 8:27pm On Feb 15, 2020
All for oshu
TravelRe: Travelling To The South For The First Time by maximunimpact(m): 2:44pm On Feb 15, 2020
Lame thread
PoliticsRe: PDP leaders protest at EU, French embassies by maximunimpact(m): 3:54pm On Feb 11, 2020
Useful idiots

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