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Elluminated:
I don't have a gathering, sheeps need gatherings, but as the I am that I am.
Holy google as my witness, a day doesn't go by where you don't benefit from the work of various Humans who share in my sentiment, the phone and internet you are using for a start.
I'm just unfortunate to live in a geographical location where quantitative reasoning is very low and among individuals who took our satirical work of art from 6th Century BCE as nonfiction.
Well I won't blame them because they need our fiction to have a sense of solace because without our fiction who do they blame for all there actions?
But with our fiction they can easily blame god/satan for there incompetence and weak mindset.

Thy double response to same post causeth a prolong of unnecessary fruitlessness, please brethren thinkesth thou well before makesth thy comment!

Elluminated:
The truth is only an open mind can deduct sense from facts.
Holy Google as my witness a f.ool wil sayeth I maketh no sense.

Nay! thou hath no fool brethren, thou hath makesth the greatest sense with thy Holy Google!

FatherOfJesus:
They banned your church, they don't want animals in human skin to come indoctrinate their people with jargons

Your mental state can be noticed in your thread where you specifically say you don't exist. Sorry i'm not the source of your insanity!

Elluminated:
Actually, I'm more than a comedian...I learnt from the greatest comics of all time who created your religion and were benevolent enough to give you a comic book to keep you reminded everyday of what an artist they were.
I did my I.T around 6th Century BCE in the Middle East, as at that time, further east the Chinese were building the great walls, forgive our ignorance, we weren't aware of that feat due to the lack of Holy Google as at that time, so pardon us if we skipped adding it in our satirical work of art. We are also sorry for not including the great pyramids in our book due to our shortsightedness and because we didn't fancy it at all and we had better things to do like tending to our goats which was essential for our survival.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, you know Chinese have something to sell for their adventure after regulating religion so what is the result of your Holy Google in your own gathering?

FatherOfJesus:
E pain am
Useless church banned in China

Go and live with Chinese, no wahala!

Gbenga doesn't need up to 500k to verify the potency of juju, let him go to Ìjẹ̀bú-igbó and touch their deities without permission then he will become Nigeria's president, my vote alone will do. He's free to sell Nigeria and collect the money as pay off for the adventure!

LordLugard1:
And tithing is new covenant abi, all churches enforce tithe some even threaten you with hell fire. Is it a new covenant law?

This is why you need to calmly consider what the scriptures say.
There's nothing like tithing in Christianity.
So true Christians don't pay nor collect tithes in our gathering!

Elluminated:
You are a blatant Liar Sir
You're definitely going to Islamic hell
Google is my witness, accept Islam and be saved...
4200+ religions, sorry, confusions and still counting but you feel your Confusion is number one, according to Holy google it's actually a mental disorder termed "Super Me" visit Holy google to find out more Sir.

OK you're here to crack some jokes right?

I thought you guys are serious about what you posted i don't know you love cracking jokes too. Well if that's what you want there's no problem. Let's crack some jokes!

FatherOfJesus:
E pain you, your church is banned in China because you people are viruses

China banned religions meddling with their politics, if you're not stupid that should tell you that they once accomodated all religions before they discovered that some are disturbing their peace.
So humble yourself and learn you fool!

Elluminated:
Whether you like it or not you are going to Islamic and Christian Hell. I just googled it

Well there is just one hell for everyone: GRAVE!

FatherOfJesus:
I can't learn from an idiot who doesn't know that China is 70% atheists and Tha Jehovah witness is a usuelsss church

No wahala, go and live with them nah!

FatherOfJesus:
They banned your useless church
Loser

They banned religions meddling with their political affairs, it's misinformed Churchgoers that goes into politics, true disciples of Christ don't go into politics.
That's why you need to calm down and learn!

Elluminated:
Facepalm...
How are the two events mutually exclusive for crying out loud.
Why compare something replicable and factual with hearsay?

Which is factual and which is heresay?

Come on, the same Google will give you answer if you ask for the distance between planets Earth and Mars, surely you will swallow that hook line and sinker but when it says Bode Thomas barked to death due to the curse from a Yorùbá monarch you want to doubt it and you think that makes you wise, shey?

cornelboy:
How byes go finish when you no gree comot for person thread?
If you chose to stay here for eternity, the byes go remain for eternity..

He's got nowhere else to go and participate in discussions!
Only Jehovah's Witnesses makes sense to him yet he doesn't want to admit it publicly. Go through his profile and see how many comment he has made on this section having to do with FAITH apart from arguing with Jehovah's Witnesses!

Elluminated:
How can one be this d.aft?
No be juju be that?
Your Ancestors didn't personally receive your religion from God but they believed the story of white Jesus given to them in a book.
Why are you not open to finding out things for yourself?
Sometimes I do wonder, this guy deh openly use product of science and technology dey cap this rubbish over the internet another product of science but has guts to dare scientific facts.
S=V.t
Go figure

Scientists don't know everything so it's where they stopped that we are making use of their discoveries but that doesn't make them gods so that we must swallow everything they say.
I put the question to the other guy who asked me if i witnessed how Bode Thomas was cursed and began barking like a dog, that's why i asked him if he has traveled to the space to verify the distance between planets before believing it. Period!

FatherOfJesus:
They even banned your useless. Church
They are trying to stop their citizens from talking and acting like you

Because they banned religions meddling in their political affairs doesn't mean they have stopped believing in the supernatural.
That's what was misinterpreted!

It's the same thing.
There is no faith without works so it's the works of faith that shows what you believe in your heart. That's why James said:

Nevertheless, someone will say: “You have faith, and I have works. Show me your faith without the works, and I will show you my faith by my works.” James 2:18

If you have faith it only what you alone can see but it's what you're doing that will make your faith obvious to everyone around you! Hebrews 11:1

Therefore if you say you have faith but it's not working out anything that others can see then your faith is worthless! James 2:26

FatherOfJesus:
I thought I specifically stated in my ten commandment that you shouldn't lie

Stupidity is when you're seeing something with your own eyes but chose to believe lies than reality!
China has had lot of issues regarding religion and many has been killed due to religious wars in the past so if many now consider themselves atheists it doesn't imply that they don't believe in supernaturals rather they want to avoid troubles erupting from religious reasons.
So use your brains and not your nose to think!

FatherOfJesus:
all relaible sources are saying something but a lying deluded jevhovah unwitness wants me to take him seriously

OK if they want to believe someone's sanity it's you who started a thread saying you don't exist that should be taken seriously, shey?

O boy see China president with your own eyes!

cornelboy:
My bye means pack your load baba

You don't know him, he'll want you and other JWs to leave the thread for him.
JW thread is his only home here on Nairaland that's why i keep telling him that Lazarus's fingertip can't satisfy his spiritual thirst since he inflicted the plague on himself.
Ordinary John 3:16 he can't answer straightforward, do you think such a person is normal when he's arguing Christianity?

FatherOfJesus:
We will believe a lying Christian and disbelieve the statistics by Wikipedia and studies

Who are behind your so called Wikipedia?
Didn't your Wikipedia say atheists are ruling in China?
Is this not the current president of China in the below picture?
Continue deceiving yourselves!

If you guys aren't stupid to know that ATHEISM is another form of religion and those involved are also PREACHING to gain more people.
We know that they can lie to deceive you but your eyes can't deceive you!

FatherOfJesus:
Is it that you are ignorant or you are just a liar

Stupid idiot!
You want to carry propaganda on your head instead of FACTS. We've been watching Chinese movies since we were kids and it's filled with SPIRITISM.
So if fabricated lies that you're reading in papers can deceive you, it can't deceive people who have eyes to see!

LordReed:
LoLz! See this one having another nightmare. Quote where I said Christianity is a crime.

LOGICAL REASONING, remember!

Jesus said all his disciples will have the same line of thought {John 17:22} and you've been calling the one and only group doing so "CULT" my friend it's yourself you can deceive not people with brains!

achorladey:
Se wa kekoo?
Baba inscribe am as words on marble and hang it every corner of your living space paapaa, na your palaver to sort.
WERE peddler I should interpret as a.......
1. WERE,
2. DISGUISED atheist,
3. Satan
4. Demons
5. Christian
6. Insane

God airpus

At last you proved to be a confirmed WÈRÈ!

So why have you been arguing all these while against JWs if you can't interpret the most popular verse in the Bible?

“For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, so that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life" NWT

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. KJV

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. NIV


For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. RSV

Which of these do you want to tell your friend (LordReed) that doesn't imply he will be EXTERMINATED as an atheist when God's Kingdom comes?

I know you will continue arguing fruitlessly as a PSYCHOPATH (WÈRÈ) but i aren't get your time after exposing you!

achorladey:
You will learn very well last last . No be today I Sabi your mode of operation.
Were, olodo, ode, insane, mad, disguised atheist, demons e.t.c becomes please sir, as a CHRISTIAN, it appears in all your Christian bibles .
After enjoying your life insulting, abusing, tags and labels he want answers to question sitting right in front of him paapaa but your thinking obtained from your religious leaders want you to see EXTERMINATION and EXTERMINATING of people that don't dance to your tune long before Jesus Christ comes
While watching the news just some minutes ago it appears on the screen there that LordReed ensured MaxInDHouse was arrested for declaring earthwide that he (MaxInDHouse) is a CHRISTIAN which is against the LAWS of the land and a CRIMINAL offence
Apply your intelligence when discussing with people. No go condemn people wey the God you dey serve never condemn.
The one who loves his brother abides in the Light and there is no cause for stumbling in him.
But take care that this liberty of yours does not somehow become a stumbling block to the weak.
Here is another interesting thought from Paul
All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law. 13 For it is not those who hear the law who are righteous in God’s sight, but it is those who obey the law who will be declared righteous. 14 (Indeed, when Gentiles, who do not have the law, do by nature things required by the law, they are a law for themselves, even though they do not have the law. 15 They show that the requirements of the law are written on their hearts, their consciences also bearing witness, and their thoughts sometimes accusing them and at other times even defending them.) 16 This will take place on the day when God judges people’s secrets through Jesus Christ, as my gospel declares.
No go dey EXTERMINATION EXTERMINATING people just to feel good
Allow Jesus do wetin he wants to do.

Ọ̀gbẹ́ni i've not withdrawn any of those things i said about you up till now.
So interpret Jesus' statement @ John 3:16 and prove me wrong if you're not WÈRÈ!

Backlaw406:
Hahaha, I can bet my ball, Obasanjo would have taken palmwine before and still taking it now if neccessary. Can Obasanjo stick to that belief, even I myself have seen many Olowu taken palmwine

Well up till now i haven't seen any of their sons or daughters go against that rule.
Not while they claim to be sons or daughters of the soil of Òwu Kingdom.

Backlaw406:
That's why I said we should open room for asking of question to verify of any belief, rules and regulation and we seek about the truth on it to stop any fear, the threat and damages it could cause. You as a wise person, you asked about it and you know the truth, not everybody of that tribe would bother to ask if truely they would die if they violated that rule hence they will be living in fear and restricted of tapping palmwine from their palmtree which they grow themselves and they will be going miles to buy palmwines just because of merely superstition. Apart from that, it deprives people of making palmwine advantages of making money

So, do they still follow that rule till now or it has stopped?

My grandpa is dead now and most of the people i know back then are gone as well but Ọbásanjọ́ is from there, perhaps let anyone who knows him tell us if he used to take palm wine!

achorladey:
Apply your intelligence here, who made me a disguised atheist in the first place?
You will have to prove it yourself. When you dey run your mouth, you forget Jesus Christ is role model God gave

So do you now know why i called you "a disguised atheist"?
LordReed didn't come here just to criticize JWs rather he wants to tell everyone that Christianity (where everyone believes in one Master, Lord and King Christ Jesus) is a crime now that you yourself have failed to echo Jesus' own statement it's clear that from your point of view believing Jesus is a crime!
Because Jesus asked us to go out there and preach, there's no preacher (right or wrong) who set out in the name of Jesus shy away from John 3:16

achorladey:
The one I gave above do not dance to your tune as a JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
Disguised atheist don become as a CHRISTIAN .

Prove that you're not a disguised atheist by interpreting what Jesus said in that verse.
This is no more Jehovah's Witnesses matter because that verse appears in all versions of the Bible.

I will say:
Jesus Christ is the role model God gave mankind for us to master his thoughts, words and actions. All those who ignore or reject this arrangement WILL BE EXTERMINATED when God's Kingdom comes! Luke 19:27

So over to you Mr acholardey, prove that you're not a disguised atheist by interpreting what Jesus said in that verse!

achorladey:
That I DON'T have the right to tell them they will be EXTRRMINATED or THREATEN them with EXTERMINATION long before the person who was speaking in that account comes back.

Please Sir as a Christian can you interpret what Jesus meant in that verse: John 3:16
Just that!

When it comes to technology today no country on this planet can rubbish China, yet we all know that Chinese believe in the supernatural.
So what exactly are we talking about?