₦airaland Forum

Michellla:
i'v never seen that thing before

Michelle which thing? That thing , are you are sure?

Route1:
Eyah, I actually feel sorry for her, knowing how much she would be discriminated against and alienated by thousands of ignoramus.
People, it's a genetic disorder popularly know as the 'werewolf syndrome' or hypertrichosis. It could have happened to anyone of us, and before we start alienating her, we should all realise that this could well happen to our unborn child. A food for thought

Forget your sermon! There are permanent hair remover cream and surgery. She likes the menace. It brings her fame

HateU2:
Sit her down and act like a man my bro. Be gentle with ur words and let her understand dat u don 'fvck' around or else u would have 'fvcked' her.

She wants to be faked. Did she tell u she wanted relationships. Sometimes we read too much into things. Lol

She just keeps flaunting her ass and looking at it at same time. She behaves as if she is nothing without her ass. What a limitation!

prettythicksme:
When dat pussy was still intact

Are they scattered

olafum1:
Umar too soft... That Oloyede should not stand before him again

To be a judge, u have to have a great deal of emotional intelligence and controlled temperament

buharisbae:
Kay! nice car! my dads has sum tin like this

**runs out of thread.

Lol.
U are not serious! Your dad? What about u?

Chinaimporter:
A medical consultant earns far more than a proffesor in almost all countries of the world. In the united states, an entry level post resident doctor makes from $180k to $500k per annum depending on specialty while even the top proffrsors who are dean of colleges hardly make above $130k.
In nigeria,an entry level government consultant makes about 700k montly excluding outside consultations while a new proffessor make about 430k.
This difference is quite understandable since doctors are quite functional.people who also bring in money for the facilites and also impart knowledge on students while proffesors only impart knowledge and hardly bring in any money to their universties.
Nigeria doctors are one of the most poorly paod in the world that is why we are losing them by thousands to better paying countries like the us,uk,saudi arabia and now even namibia and botswana where they are in very high demand.

You are not exactly correct. A professor in US may well be richer than Medical consultant because they profess over grants daily, some running into millions of dollars.

Same could happen in Nigeria but many of Nigeria professors are lazy

Drefan:
. . . And they claimed we enjoy sex more than them. The hypocrisy of Nigerian girls stinks to high heavens.

They would outrightly tell you that the relationship is a no-sex bargain but when you keep to your side of the agreement, she nags that you aren't man enough or you are impotent, probably why you are scared to make a move. Nevertheless, is it an obligation tied to all dudes that we must be the first to initiate sex?

A foreign girl wouldn't do that. They aren't shy about their sexual needs. She simply would act without some nonsensical ideas confusing her.

Because you made it so. You kiss and tell! You saw what they did to Linda ikeji?

Sijo01:
Question: Who love epp?
Answer: Tonto Dikeh

Aunty Linda will be jealous!

layla129:
Yeah, when i was in primary school(pry 3 i think), we had this neighbor(a bachelor) who was very fond of me. There was a day i was alone at home, he told me to come and "watch film" in his house and i went. He then came to where i was sitting, and started touching me all over especially down below...so, i stood up and said i was leaving. He now asked if i wanted us to do it in the room and i said no.
And he let me go

That's serious! Did you had a fore knowledge of sex then? Why didn't u tell ur parents? And you continued to greet him?

queenfav:
Na u be d real MVP..i hail!

Lol. See title for me! I dey learn. I am only in lightweight category.

nubian999:
I was joking But thanks for the update though

Hmmm. I know. But so many people do so many style but can't find word to call it. There is wheelbarrow,spooning, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, scissors, ladygirl, driving etc

P

nubian999:



No one like "monkey in a tree" style (when you climb your man like a tree and you make monkey noises lovely) though


Dem all like doggy

The Muslim guy made me laff out loud at night

Clip was too long but it was funny so thanks op

That style is actually called 'standing'

chumakk:
The man must be watching something and wants practical. Lollll. But on serious note how do men last long on top of women without those drugs and harbs

If you pm me, I could help u with a life long tactics of staying long and loved. It will change ur life

Amusaopeyemi:
Too desperate
How do you try this with a guy you've just known for 6weeks?
The restraining order they'll send you is gonna be as huge as a bill board.

Lol

kennysteve77:
But na God truly create this Toolz sha

As how? That shape full oba market for benin

mankan2k7:
Life is more than butt and displaying nu-dity.


Sit and get marry

u are overdue for that

At least do that soon to shame WizKid

Shebi she going out to look for the man now. Let her alone jor. The effect of calling her pusssy name would be felt in a long time.

Look at the scenario. If there was an iota of truth in it or even false, any man will dedicate his nostril to pick smell and off he goes. On the other hand, she will hardly maintain non-intimate relationships now because the man will be feeling he wants to be roped in.

So he must demand for it to be sure. I take her case to God. Please help her

fem29:
Please if at all possible, just go back home.

Thank you so very much. I love you.

Imagine the lazy hubby to be if it will ever happen asking her to cook separately! With which money and pot? If he is that bold, shouldn't him rent a house since his dk was long enough to impregnate someone. Mchewweeee.

Before you know, he will impregnate her again and the MIL hatred for them will increase a bit. She needs to start working and think of her to give herself and her baby a good life. If the boy wanted them, he should make a home for them.

EastanPower:
Dear Layla,

These your questions these days sha.

True, men get jealous sometimes because it is difficult to discover that your wife doesn't really have time for you anymore.

Once a woman has a baby themn all her life revolves around the baby. This in itself is not bad but it is good to try and strike a balance as much as possible.

Even when you approach her at night she will tell you that she is very tired that she needs to rest meanwhile once the baby cries out meauu, meauu, the same woman that just told you how tired she is will get up and begin to attend to the baby and the man is watching and wondering, "Is this not the woman that just told me that she is so tired that the whole world is falling on her? Where did the strength suddenly come from?"

The worst part is that they deny you sucking booby which you used to enjoy before baby came, they say it is for baby not for you.

Layla, please talk to me.

Really? I thought men are the one rejecting boobsy at that stage. Funny enough, Western people initiate ANR during breastfeeding. That is a whole new level of relationships. Google it

vbiye:
I really want to reply every point you think you have made here but on second thoughts i dont have to prove anything to you. I am just sorry for you that came from a family where giving your younger ones financial aid when they need it makes them beggars, glad to tell you am not from such and i have a younger one who can testify to that.

Don't mind him. Please check all my Nairaland posts, I hv never cursed out a word to anyone here for more than 5 year here. Today I will break my clean slate.

I curse him with all my venom. May his mentality remain like this for life. He is not born, he was excreted! Now I have wore my think skin for his lashes. I don't care!

MRBrownJ:
it is PARENTS responsibility to cater for their children's needs, and not "elder brothers". if an elder brother can help once in a while then fair enough, but if you expect him to settle you every months while he clearly says he AINT got the money, then yes thats begging, and he has the RIGHT to complain endlessly about it.... as if being elder means you CANT be broke?! NONSENSE

stop trying to shift the issue here, and you shouldnt even have opened this thread, since you make your own money... "supposedly".... as we can clearly see that spending on small things such as Tfare and recharge card is an issue for you.

You are really bad to say this! You don't need to have to give. Giving is love. I can't live in the midst of giftlessness. I either give or receive. This woman only receive Dickson and you criticize her!

If you don't see a self and egoistic tendencies from the man as she as explained, clearly, you have an issues

vbiye:
Dear Nairalanders, I need advice, i have been dating this guy for a couple of months now, initially i really liked him but now that i have been spending time with him, his attitude puts me off. He is the kind of guy that believes a woman should take care of herself and all her needs, this is not really a problem for me because i work and earn a good salary, but i have come to notice that he is always complaining of being broke, it's annoying because i know he works with a good oil company, he complains endlessly when his Siblings ask him for money, if i tell him its normal that i used to ask my elders ones for money when i was in school he gets angry and says i never take sides with him on any issue, whenever we are together he is either complaining of being broke, or being angry because his colleagues provoked him at work or he is hassling me for sex and he never takes no for an answer. The only time i asked him for money to make my hair he told me other women carry one hairstyle for 3 months that i should start carrying my own like that too and he didn't give me anything. on my last birthday he said the country's economy is so bad and so he could not afford a birthday gift for me. He always complains that i don't call him everyday but he has never recharged my phone,to make matters worse he is always asking me to borrow him money to fuel his car whereas he has never given me as much as 1k for tfare when i visit him. My question is this his attitude normal with guy's.

Jeezzzz! You have overtried. Unkindness turn me off. How do you let his kind touch you and u then go on to hold him at night! Ewwww

Dojupyo:
Its best to keep shut when angry.. I understand she might have felt bad, but she said too much.. If the guy has a forgiving heart and truly loves her, he can still take her back.. Most people who say things like this ain't harmful, they are just empty vessels but then if anything happens to the person, they would be held responsible even if they are innocent..

Morale of the story, You can get angry but Silence is the best

You are right. Anger is a destroyer. She is violent. Once married, she would fight everyone off the husband.

She has no money yet she is living a millionaire's life. Haba! Some girls are really lucky and senseless. If not for anything, be hurt and appreciate him for his care. Every gal has got that stuff o and willing to give.

If I were the man, I would have offer her money to start biz and left her. I once hv a gildfriend I still miss till now, if I offend her, she rather sob than throw any insult at me. I can virtually go Scot free from any nonsense. I began to respect her and love her with all of my being. I loved her for her weakness. I made sure she is never hurt.

I see her husband display her always on all social media and wear t shirt inscribed with " I love my wife". You can't help it. You must fall for her weakness. What a sweet thing

bebe2:
Na dem sabi,

If dem like make dem sell the country itself to south Korea to use as nuclear test site.

I have lost hope in that country long time ago.

retirement in Spain nai sure pass

Pls don't go to Spain. They are going into recession. You don't wanna run from fry pan to fire. There is Germany, France, Uk and Us.

FlawlessRebirth2:
CHIOMA ROCKS IT...

Iye! I thought they were quarrelling the last time! They don settle

NaijaTalkTown:
The day Linda will accidentally post false report about Wizkid, na Obama go settle them.

If native doctor say Linda go post anything abt wizkid again, won't you tell him to pack up his oracle and go learn coffin making!

In truth, Linda is just failing to manage his success. This is because she has all her family in her house who feel too emotional about her being insulted. So they plunge her deep into obscenity and bitter exchange. She just need a husband that will fk her in such times and tell her to ignore the world. That way she will be cool. If she had husband, the smelling Shit will not stick!

Now everyone wants to feel better in some things than her.

Neverquit:
It is very shameless and disgusting for an adult to record these kids. The responsible thing would be to stop them and report them to their parents.

And FYI, distributing underage pòrn is illegal.

This generation is something else. Peeps will rather take out their phones to take pictures than correct (or render an helping hand.

But character is ingrained. If he stopped them, are you sure they won't go to a safer place. Distributing hover is illegal and insult to us all

godoluwa:
I blamed their parents because theyve failed in their responsibilities. children of nowadays are fast learner, am (1%)sure that they watched such act in the movie or their parent doing it(99%sure). its unfortunate tho, FUCCK THEIR FUCCKING PARENTS!!!

I SPIT ON THEIR PARENTS!!!

AS FOR THE PERSON WHO RECORD IT, GOD BLESS HIM/HER FOR DOING SO TO EDUCATE THE PARENT THAT THEY SHOULD WATCH THEIR CHILDREN ACTIONS BUT THUNDER FIRE HIM IF HE FAILED TO SCOLD THOSE KIDS AFTER FILMING THEIR STUPID ACT.

Don't be quick to condemn. When you have kids, you will know what it means to condemn quickly. The economy is that bad that parents spend a better part of their lives looking for livelihoods.

It is because this was filmed. Since time immemorial, kids have engaged in these act albeit condemnable.

Nigeria do not hv any policies for Internet. Mobile phones shouldn't freely stream porn sites. The mobile companies should be reached to block all porn sites or customer call them to unlock it. I noticed that in Uk.

What do u think every kids do with smart phones? Weren't u curious as a kid. Our kids grow faster now and they need to be protected not just by parents but also by governance. Don't heap all the blame on parents.

MarieSucre:
Are you really a Nigerian guy? I doubt it. Some nairaland guys frown on naija girls dating oyinbo guys. Like its traitorous or something.

Well...I am. It has to do with open mind and some level of exposure. I don't rush to condemn. The world will be better off if we just see ourselves in the other person's shoes for a moment.

Yeah. White guys are cool. If he loved you, He gives you all and give you space. Generally, what would you expect from a more educated mind! Date one and see

Dyt:
$500?

Brings out calculator

You can send to him
If you need help finding him
I am sure NLers can help

Lol. You are not serious. I am a student. But if you can find three other persons plus you and me, we shud be able to do it for $100 each

Dyt:
$500?

Brings out calculator

You can send to him
If you need help finding him
I am sure NLers can help

Lol. You are not serious. I am a student. But if you can find three other persons plus you and me, we shud be able to do it for $100 each.